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(Gizmodo)   How to spot your evil twin. By the way, please pay no attention to my stylish goatee   (gizmodo.com) divider line 89
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2010-10-26 09:41:56 PM
SWait a second...

I'm the one with the goatee. Does that make me evil?
 
2010-10-26 09:46:37 PM
I think i'm the 'good' twin.
 
2010-10-26 09:51:49 PM
SilentStrider: SWait a second...

I'm the one with the goatee. Does that make me evil?


Your twin has a more devilish goatee. And he is evil-er.
 
2010-10-26 09:55:31 PM
Fano: SilentStrider: SWait a second...

I'm the one with the goatee. Does that make me evil?

Your twin has a more devilish goatee. And he is evil-er.


Actually, I think he married his evil twin.

....and now that I said that, she's gonna hit me when she sees me tomorrow....
 
2010-10-26 10:05:02 PM
Weaver95: ....and now that I said that, she's gonna hit me when she sees me tomorrow....

yes, yes she is. :P
 
2010-10-26 10:06:19 PM
SilentStrider: Weaver95: ....and now that I said that, she's gonna hit me when she sees me tomorrow....

yes, yes she is. :P


it was so worth the eventual pain i'm gonna feel....
 
2010-10-26 10:09:21 PM
I always told people I'm the evil twin.

They alwasy asked why, for some reason.

The answer was always the same. "I have the goatee."
 
2010-10-26 10:35:20 PM
My evil twin must be a hairy mofo. I can't grow respectable facial hair to save my life.
 
2010-10-27 12:21:55 AM
cache.gawker.com
 
2010-10-27 12:23:56 AM
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

Kumana didn't read the article
 
2010-10-27 12:24:17 AM
Leibniz is my man.

His Monadology anticipates particle physics, and he got Newton to admit that the theory of gravity only explained how things fall, not why.

/philosophy prof ....
 
2010-10-27 12:24:59 AM
damn rookie mistake ... tag left open. Too much beer I guess.
 
2010-10-27 12:25:06 AM
Blackbird: My evil twin must be a hairy mofo. I can't grow respectable facial hair to save my life.

Welcome to the club. I can't get the connectors to save my life. Does that reduce me to the porn star/molester twin? Cause if that's the case, I'll go ahead and murder my evil twin. He can't be that tough. He probably watches Glee and Gossip Girl.

/shiat I watch glee
//never seen Gossip Girl
///well one episode...
 
2010-10-27 12:26:17 AM
I ate my evil twin a long time ago.
 
2010-10-27 12:26:59 AM
I'm not the Evil Twin, but more the Sub-Par Twin. I can't grow a decent goatee to save my life, the whole thing ends up looking like I have mange.
 
2010-10-27 12:31:10 AM
www.alexross.com

/got things mixed up a little
 
2010-10-27 12:31:16 AM
I am neither the evil twin, nor the good twin. I am the completely ambivilent triplet.
 
2010-10-27 12:32:54 AM
Fook Mei that was fast!
 
2010-10-27 12:33:27 AM
I am my own evil twin.



[rubs goatee]
 
2010-10-27 12:35:28 AM
My evil twin would have to be as good looking as me, and spouse says no one could be that good looking. No problem.

/wait
 
2010-10-27 12:35:35 AM
Obligatorio

www.boingboing.net
 
2010-10-27 12:39:31 AM
I am the good twin. Sadly, my life is profoundly boring, which means my evil twin is living an exciting and fascinating life I can't even imagine!

I must kill him and take his place!
 
2010-10-27 12:40:14 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-10-27 12:43:17 AM
He laughs in full light of my frown
My double wants to pull me down
 
2010-10-27 12:43:48 AM
We're planning on using an eyeliner pencil to give my 14 mo. old a goatee for Halloween. He's going as "Alfonso, William's evil twin."
 
2010-10-27 12:44:28 AM
came for cdn.static.ovimg.com

left disappointed
 
2010-10-27 12:47:14 AM
SilentStrider: I'm the one with the goatee. Does that make me evil?

Not necessarily. It does make you the douchier twin, though.
 
2010-10-27 12:47:34 AM
So Gizmodo just stole a flowchart from last month's WIRED?
 
2010-10-27 12:47:34 AM
Doomed.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
 
2010-10-27 12:50:39 AM
Ashtrey: So Gizmodo just stole a flowchart from last month's WIRED?

Does Gizmodo have a goatee?

/Learned that I'm not the evil twin
 
2010-10-27 12:50:54 AM
Oh no! It's Evil Ren...

...and Indifferent Ren!
 
2010-10-27 12:53:41 AM
What if both of you and your evil twin are apathetic, disillusioned beer-addicted pacifists who spend their time doing nothing but reading fark?
 
2010-10-27 12:56:07 AM
I'm bad Ash. Your good Ash. Goody little two shoes....

/expected that pic by now
 
2010-10-27 12:56:38 AM
If you jerk off your evil twin is it incest or masturbation?
 
2010-10-27 12:57:44 AM
pjbreeze: What if both of you and your evil twin are apathetic, disillusioned beer-addicted pacifists who spend their time doing nothing but reading fark?

Then your evil twin is lulling you into a false sense of security.
 
2010-10-27 12:58:51 AM
But, how do you recognize Good Ash from Evil Ash?.
 
2010-10-27 01:00:09 AM
CygnusDarius: But, how do you recognize Good Ash from Evil Ash?.

Doesn't matter.

Just listen to the guy with the gun.
 
2010-10-27 01:04:51 AM
Approves

www.gmanreviews.com
 
2010-10-27 01:05:38 AM
Shop smart. Shop S-Mart

/can't quote in PDA mode
//Sally Forth!
 
2010-10-27 01:07:59 AM
dr.xnlb.com
 
2010-10-27 01:10:37 AM
my dad and his brother aren't twins, but still it's kind of funny how their looks matched their personalities (before their hair went white and started falling out). They do look alike now, but their beards are the giveaways.

One had dark, smooth hair and still has the goatee, while the other had big bushy red hair and still has a wild beard. You can guess which one is the hardcore atheist with the type A personality, and which one wandered off during the 70's but is now a mellow, responsible guy with the mannerisms of an ex-stoner.
 
2010-10-27 01:12:30 AM
Vandyke, subby. Vandyke.
 
2010-10-27 01:12:56 AM
macross87: I'm bad Ash. Your good Ash. Goody little two shoes....

/expected that pic by now


Good, Bad - I'm the one with the gun.
 
2010-10-27 01:15:05 AM
So who is the evil twin and the good twin in the alternate universe? Would you have to kill your good-alt or evil-alt twin to destroy the evil twin in this world, or what?

What?
 
2010-10-27 01:18:35 AM
YES! I'm the good twin! I don't have to slaughter you all now!

This is the happiest day of my life! ^_^
 
2010-10-27 01:22:51 AM
So apparently I really do have a twin, or rather someone walking around my town that looks just like me, but has no beard. I've spoken with friends who swear they've seen me recently when I've no seen them in months, but wondered where my beard went, and how I suddenly grew it back...

I've also had completely random people I've never seen come up to me and say "John, it's been ages man. When did you grow the beard dude?". My name is not John.
Guess that makes me the evil twin then.

/ I already knew I was the evil twin.
// Because (and this is no lie, but a pretty CSB, literally!!) apparently I had an in-utero twin.
/// Mum miscarried that, but carried me a bit longer, still born premature.
//// Missus now thinks I must have strangled him with the umbilical cord or something.
// Cool Story, but not for Bro.
// Cool for the Slashies tho...
 
2010-10-27 01:25:13 AM
don't forget the split-screen:

farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2010-10-27 01:28:23 AM
i452.photobucket.com

The Garth Knight Returns
 
2010-10-27 01:32:44 AM
I'm so glad to have learned that you can spot the evil Danny Devito because only the good Devito will offer you Limoncello. This will help me greatly in all my Devito related activities.
 
2010-10-27 01:43:49 AM
the one that says "shoot us both, it's the only way to be sure" is the good twin.

usually.
 
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