I wonder where that guy was.

That little thing? Pfft. EF2, tops.

He must have used one hell of a net.

WE ARE IN THE TORNADO!

/no you're not. It's passing by

He wasn't in the tornado. He was close though.

"We are close to the tornado" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

rikdanger: Langston: I'm surprised he was able to form words even as he was defecating furiously.

"WE ARE IN THE TORNADO!" (poo) "WE ARE IN THE TORNADO!" (poo) "WE ARE IN THE TORNADO!" (poo)

Actually I believe he said Tornadaw

What, no cow?

He's got the shaky camera effect down pat.

No, I believe it was "tornaDER." That's the official Texas pronunciation.

Sounds like he finally found his JO bud

Noticeably F.A.T.: I'm Masturbating Right Now: That little thing? Pfft. EF2, tops.

One of the things I learned while chasing tornadoes is that when they are ripping shiat up right behind you, all tornadoes are big.

There's your problem... we here in the alley are used to them going down the street. Why chase when you can just drink beer in the front yard and let them come to you?

Here's a better article that has the video and an interview with the guy.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/weather/stories/Severe-Weather-Threatens-North-Texas-1056 4 3073.html

Well that was interesting.

And by interesting, I mean "Oh God Oh God we're all gonna die".

Wait.

I'm confused. Are we in a tornado?

/Could you repeat that?
//also, he's lucky he didn't get Darwinned by a airborne car.

Or, as we call it in here in north Texas, "Tuesday".

Noticeably F.A.T.: I'm Masturbating Right Now: That little thing? Pfft. EF2, tops.

One of the things I learned while chasing tornadoes is that when they are ripping shiat up right behind you, all tornadoes are big.

iirc the rating is based on amount of damage, not the size of the tornado, and this is because many tornadoes are not easily visible due to darkness or rain. if this is the tornado in rice, tx, it may well have been an ef2 (we'll hear today i'm sure), but it did major damage to the jr high school there so that will play a part in its rating

rikdanger: Langston: I'm surprised he was able to form words even as he was defecating furiously.

"WE ARE IN THE TORNADO!" (poo) "WE ARE IN THE TORNADO!" (poo) "WE ARE IN THE TORNADO!" (poo)

Dangerously close to owing me a new keyboard there.

/fresca and keyboard aren't a good combination, so I held it in

What a tool... can't he hold a camera steady?

Glad to see Randy Quaid is back from Canada and in employment for the great state of Texas.

Been through at least 10 different tornadoes here in Houston. It sucks when it goes right over where you live. We have been lucky, as they were in the middle of a bounce over our house.

Happened in our first apartment also at about four in the morning. We woke up to the sound of the tornado going overhead (sounds like a freight train), and you can also tell by the strobing lights.

/been in tornadoes, fires, hurricanes, earthquakes. Not much in the way of Mother Nature scares me any more.

I'm not sure, but I think he said he was in a tomato.

I'm Masturbating Right Now: Noticeably F.A.T.: I'm Masturbating Right Now: That little thing? Pfft. EF2, tops.

One of the things I learned while chasing tornadoes is that when they are ripping shiat up right behind you, all tornadoes are big.

There's your problem... we here in the alley are used to them going down the street. Why chase when you can just drink beer in the front yard and let them come to you?

I recently moved into a neighborhood where a stormchaser for KWTV 9 lives. The other neighbors said "if there's a chance of severe weather, check (what's-his-name's) driveway. If the bright red channel 9 truck is still parked there, you're OK."

Stanfan114: Sounds like he finally found his JO bud

Well, at least there's no gay stuff. ChancesThisGuySeemsLegit.jpg

Tell my wife I love

Kyle Butler: Actually I believe he said Tornadaw

Must have been the one close by from last night, i.e. East Texas.

What killed me, besides the repeated "We are IN a tornaduh", was the other cars zipping right by where the damned thing was going...

I lived in F(ar)t Smith, Arkansas, for about 6 years (and yes, I know moving to FL wasn't an upgrade), and got to see more severe weather than I liked. Hail, tornados, snow storms (about 1 every 3-4 years), and more...

Moving down here to FL was an eye opener after that. "Wake me when it's a Cat 2" was a direct quote from someone before Wilma came buzzing over us.

Kar98: Kyle Butler: Actually I believe he said Tornadaw

Must have been the one close by from last night, i.e. East Texas.

I guess I'll never know:

Its God's way of cleansing their sins.

I didn't quite catch what he said. Were they in a tornado?

Noticeably F.A.T.: bungle_jr: iirc the rating is based on amount of damage, not the size of the tornado, and this is because many tornadoes are not easily visible due to darkness or rain. if this is the tornado in rice, tx, it may well have been an ef2 (we'll hear today i'm sure), but it did major damage to the jr high school there so that will play a part in its rating

I know. I was just making the point that there is no such thing as a little tornado when it's getting ready to crawl up your ass. It doesn't really matter if it's throwing cars or just cracking windows, it's not something you want to be right next to.

ah, ok

apparently we are in the tornado.


WE ARE IN THE TORNADO