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(Some Restaurant Guy)   "Sexpresso" coffee chains featuring scantily clad baristas become Northwest's hottest restaurant segment, hope to expand across America by erecting new stands   (nrn.com) divider line 62
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2010-10-23 06:46:40 PM
Submitting stories like this that don't have a single farking picture?

You're an ass, subby.
 
2010-10-23 06:55:03 PM
Oh, I see. Make me go through the effort of multiple clicks to see them...hmmm..
 
2010-10-23 06:56:26 PM
Heh. I remember an article from years ago about people being all offended that girls were serving up coffee at drive through places, in bikinis. Surely this must have been it, the "northwest" angle sounds familiar too.

If they went with all the various innuendo made by possible by the cream, it'd be awesome...
 
2010-10-23 06:57:14 PM
www.stevehallismyname.com

*Hot
 
2010-10-23 07:02:19 PM
Loud_Mouth_Soup: Submitting stories like this that don't have a single farking picture?

You're an ass, subby.


THIS

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This should get things brewing...
 
2010-10-23 07:09:55 PM
Hot ass coffee and damn near naked WTF
 
2010-10-23 07:19:30 PM
Parthenogenetic: This should get things brewing...

Uh...anyone need some cream?
 
2010-10-23 07:27:55 PM
drjekel_mrhyde: Hot ass coffee and damn near naked WTF

These are trained professionals. Don't try this at home, especially if you're fat.
 
2010-10-23 07:29:55 PM
Yeah, we'll I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe.
 
2010-10-23 07:32:17 PM
So kinda like Bikini Coffee Co. in Salem?

Niiiiice.
 
2010-10-23 07:32:32 PM
Another step closer to Idiocracy I see
 
2010-10-23 07:34:04 PM
blog.micmcg.com
 
2010-10-23 07:40:22 PM
 
2010-10-23 07:45:39 PM
Raptop: This is not news!

Well, yeah. Take a look at the top left corner of your browser window.
 
2010-10-23 07:56:37 PM
"Would you like some sticky buns with your coffee?"

/whole milk pleez..
 
2010-10-23 07:59:20 PM

WHY WON'T THIS COME TO PORTLAND?!?!
 
2010-10-23 08:07:30 PM
Crown_of_Shoes: WHY WON'T THIS COME TO PORTLAND?!?!

Because you already have all the best strip clubs?
 
2010-10-23 08:12:57 PM
Kill the mentally ill: Crown_of_Shoes: WHY WON'T THIS COME TO PORTLAND?!?!

Because you already have all the best strip clubs?


Best or Most? I have yet to find one that isn't scary. Then again, I haven't set foot inside "Jiggles" yet.
 
2010-10-23 08:18:58 PM
Electriclectic: drjekel_mrhyde: Hot ass coffee and damn near naked WTF

These are trained professionals. Don't try this at home, especially if you're fat.


Not fat but I know you don't want to see a skinny black dude serving you coffee in a thong
 
2010-10-23 08:59:41 PM
It's all fun and games until somebody steams a nipple.
 
2010-10-23 09:02:01 PM
Crown_of_Shoes: Kill the mentally ill: Crown_of_Shoes: WHY WON'T THIS COME TO PORTLAND?!?!

Because you already have all the best strip clubs?

Best or Most? I have yet to find one that isn't scary. Then again, I haven't set foot inside "Jiggles" yet.


lolwut? You could maybe say Union Jacks is scary, but in fantastic way.

/Portland punk strippers?
//yes please
 
2010-10-23 09:44:30 PM
I anticipate some stiff competition come the cold winter months up here.

Take that any way you please
 
2010-10-23 10:08:46 PM
zerkalo:
 
2010-10-23 10:34:12 PM
Kill the mentally ill: /Portland punk strippers?

ORLY? Yes please, indeed.
 
2010-10-23 10:57:16 PM
Nothing that Chile and Argentina didn't figure out a decade ago.
 
2010-10-23 11:06:04 PM
Because scalding hot beverages and lots of bare skin go so well together...
 
2010-10-24 12:17:03 AM
Dear Northwest,

It's called a bikini. Lots of people wear them. It's normal beach attire. Perhaps not on Alki beach. But, you know, beaches where people swim.
 
2010-10-24 12:20:44 AM
Meh. Call me when they're topless.
 
2010-10-24 01:19:59 AM
Yawn. Is it 1999?
 
2010-10-24 03:44:09 AM
Literally just watched Idiocracy for the nth time, and now this.

Fark our lives...
 
2010-10-24 04:47:10 AM
Notabunny: Dear Northwest,

It's called a bikini. Lots of people wear them. It's normal beach attire. Perhaps not on Alki beach. But, you know, beaches where people swim.


You're not familiar with the pacific northwest are you?

/we don't have bikini-friendly weather most of the year
 
2010-10-24 04:58:02 AM
crab66: Yeah, we'll I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe.

Today's most creative use of the apostrophe, I submit.
 
2010-10-24 06:42:44 AM
FuzzyLynx: Notabunny: Dear Northwest,

It's called a bikini. Lots of people wear them. It's normal beach attire. Perhaps not on Alki beach. But, you know, beaches where people swim.

You're not familiar with the pacific northwest are you?

/we don't have bikini-friendly weather most of the year


Before moving to California, I lived near Kinnear Park in the Queen Anne neighborhood of Seattle
 
2010-10-24 08:28:57 AM
jso2897: crab66: Yeah, we'll I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe.

Today's most creative use of the apostrophe, I submit.


Copy and paste is a dangerous business.
 
2010-10-24 09:04:03 AM
How hard up do you have to be to need to do this to see bare flesh?
 
2010-10-24 09:29:55 AM
SockMonkeyHolocaust: How hard up do you have to be to need to do this to see bare flesh?

Need? No.
Want? Any day ending in "Y".
 
2010-10-24 10:48:22 AM
way south: SockMonkeyHolocaust: How hard up do you have to be to need to do this to see bare flesh?

Need? No.
Want? Any day ending in "Y".


I didn't realize there was a limit on the amount of bare flesh you should look at.
 
2010-10-24 11:16:43 AM
Speaker2Animals: way south: SockMonkeyHolocaust: How hard up do you have to be to need to do this to see bare flesh?

Need? No.
Want? Any day ending in "Y".

I didn't realize there was a limit on the amount of bare flesh you should look at.


The question really becomes... do you need to be thinking about banging a young hottie every minute of every day? Yes, looking at a half naked woman bouncing all over and getting steamed all the time is going to arouse most guys. Feel free to disagree with that, but your going to look like an idiot doing it, I think.

There is a time and a place for everything, and if you REALLY want porn in every facet of your life... more power to you, I guess... but I personally would rather go to a coffee shop where I don't have to worry about some guy 'baitin off in the corner, but that is just me.
 
2010-10-24 11:28:14 AM
I like sex
 
2010-10-24 11:34:37 AM
Dughan: Speaker2Animals: way south: SockMonkeyHolocaust: How hard up do you have to be to need to do this to see bare flesh?

Need? No.
Want? Any day ending in "Y".

I didn't realize there was a limit on the amount of bare flesh you should look at.

The question really becomes... do you need to be thinking about banging a young hottie every minute of every day? Yes, looking at a half naked woman bouncing all over and getting steamed all the time is going to arouse most guys. Feel free to disagree with that, but your going to look like an idiot doing it, I think.

There is a time and a place for everything, and if you REALLY want porn in every facet of your life... more power to you, I guess... but I personally would rather go to a coffee shop where I don't have to worry about some guy 'baitin off in the corner, but that is just me.


There's a difference between porn and scantily clad, beautiful women. In everyday life, I'd prefer the bikinis and lingerie to naked bits near my food.
 
2010-10-24 11:47:24 AM
The blond woman said she opted to bottle-feed her baby instead of breast-feeding. It was too painful to boil the nipples.
 
2010-10-24 11:51:33 AM
I never understood how these places can operate under the "equal opportunity employer" clause. What if a guy wants to work there? What if a fat girl wants to work there, or what if girls who are not that hot (the 60% of total female population at last count) want to work there?

I just don't understand how this store can only hire hot women but if I open a store and selectively hire white people I get sued within 30 minutes of opening the store.
 
2010-10-24 12:42:25 PM
last year there was one bikini barista expresso stand in my home town, now there are 8 of them, and mostly each within a couple of blocks of at least one more.

one is called "jiggles and brew"
 
2010-10-24 01:05:38 PM
Does the milk come fresh?
 
2010-10-24 01:15:25 PM
Namahs: I never understood how these places can operate under the "equal opportunity employer" clause. What if a guy wants to work there? What if a fat girl wants to work there, or what if girls who are not that hot (the 60% of total female population at last count) want to work there?I just don't understand how this store can only hire hot women but if I open a store and selectively hire white people I get sued within 30 minutes of opening the store.

The courts have ruled that you can discriminate based on looks IIRC. Just as long as your "looks" criteria doesnt wander off into discriminating against race or the like (ie you can say "no fatties", but you cant do "no African Americans because I dont like how they look" or anything racist like that).

They key is that there are explicit categories in discrimination laws that are the only things that you can't discriminate against, but everything not on that list is fair game. Race, gender, and all that are on the list. Attractiveness is not.

Why they are able to discriminate against hiring males is a good question though. I'm guessing that if some guy challenged that in court he would win.
 
2010-10-24 01:24:33 PM
Parthenogenetic:
This should get things brewing...


I'd freshly grind any of those
 
2010-10-24 01:53:40 PM
Krazikarl: Why they are able to discriminate against hiring males is a good question though. I'm guessing that if some guy challenged that in court he would win.

I know that Hooters has been challenged in courts for the same thing. I'm not familiar with the outcome of those cases, but they're still operating in the same fashion. Men can work back of house positions in those places, maybe that's how they get around the law.
 
2010-10-24 02:09:40 PM
They have one of these in Baton Rouge. The girls have always been meh (it's a college town, it isn't hard to find a hottie anywhere), and the coffee is meh, too.

I'll stick with the fat lesbian at Starbucks, who knows my order when I walk in the door.
 
2010-10-24 02:45:31 PM
Doonboggle: Because scalding hot beverages and lots of bare skin go so well together...

It is not like they are frying bacon, they are serving coffee. All attractive women should be attired this way when serving me... my beverage.
 
2010-10-24 03:04:29 PM
iamrex: Kill the mentally ill: /Portland punk strippers?

ORLY? Yes please, indeed.


Devil's Point. Best strip club in town. Friend of mine works there. Great music, hot women, stiff drinks and comfortable atmosphere.

I guess it helps that around here, strippers aren't seen as being desperate whores as they are in other places. Strippers here make good money doing something they enjoy and put work into being good at. It's entertainment and showmanship on par with burlesque, but with a bit more athleticism.

And I just realized I haven't been there in months...

/To the strip club!!!!
 
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