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(Bitten and Bound)   The 6-day Brand-Perry Hindu nups rivaled Barnum and Bailey with elephants, horses, camels -- and those were just Russell's props   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Hindu, The View, Rajasthan, Russell Brand, elephants, Katy Perry  
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1860 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 23 Oct 2010 at 9:10 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2010-10-23 09:14:27 PM  
And when you say props, you mean harem, right?
2010-10-23 09:18:56 PM  
I give 'em three months.

/Dibs on Ms.Perry.
2010-10-23 09:25:17 PM  
I'd Hindu her.
2010-10-23 09:25:37 PM  

"A Hindu priest conducted the ceremony."

And this is because it will be so much easier for Russell Brand when so many months later he's caught cheating on Katy, and for his lawyers to say it wasn't a legitimate marriage anyways so they don't have to worry about some huge expensive divorce proceeding.

I guess he's real big in the U.K., but everytime I look at him I think of Pauly Shore and Tom Green, and think this guy will go nowhere in America (just like Robbie Williams).

2010-10-23 09:43:18 PM  
I read "nups," but thought "nips."

Katy Perry. That is all.
2010-10-23 09:49:17 PM  
6-day Brand-Perry Hindu Nups sounds like some healthy cereal.
2010-10-23 09:55:38 PM  
Zer0ne: 6-day Brand-Perry Hindu Nups sounds like some healthy cereal.

They're gonna need it after eating all that Indian food.
2010-10-23 10:03:39 PM  
Bless these two irrelevant motherf*ckers in their 2-5 years of wedded bliss
2010-10-23 11:00:31 PM  
Has her career crashed enough for her to do porn yet?

/oh please oh please.
2010-10-24 12:03:12 AM  
Damn. That means those of us up in Canada will have to put up with Celine and Rene staging a do-over to one up those two.

/On the plus side, that should prop up Montreal's economy for a good six months.
2010-10-24 12:24:57 AM  

dstrick44: Why is Russel Brand famous?

2010-10-24 12:25:24 AM  

dstrick44: Why is Russel Brand famous?

Cause he raids Johnny Depp's wardrobe and has an accent.

Plus his S.O./beard is hot.
2010-10-24 12:32:10 AM  
I hear she has a butthole the size of a mason jar
2010-10-24 02:04:38 AM  

Mainrodax: I hear she has a butthole the size of a mason jar

I'm curious, who told you that? And is he available to tell me more about it?
2010-10-24 08:33:44 AM  

Marshal805: I give 'em three months.

/Dibs on Ms.Perry.

Sorry, but I called her ages ago...before she became famous. Used my time machine and everything.
2010-10-24 09:12:08 AM  
So what's the over/under on this sham? I call 16 months
2010-10-24 07:02:46 PM  
Hate him, barely can tolerate her. Nice autogreen though, Fark.
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