I knew if we waited long enough something good would come out of his administration.

Silver lining to every cloud, etc. etc.

No hero tag?

Cagey B: Try outrunning the FEMA death patrols now, rednecks.

It isn't "Obama's Economy"... it's shiatty, boring races and the championship always being won by the same damn guy no one likes.

NASCAR farked themselves over. They can't go blaming Obama for the car of tomorrow, or cookie cutter 1.5 mile tracks, or Jimmie Johnson.

Don't ask. Don't tell.

FirstNationalBastard: It isn't "Obama's Economy"... it's shiatty, boring races and the championship always being won by the same damn guy no one likes.

NASCAR farked themselves over. They can't go blaming Obama for the car of tomorrow, or cookie cutter 1.5 mile tracks, or Jimmie Johnson.

Even if President Obama didn't kill NASCAR, I'll still vote for him in 2012!

/Too bad he's not responsible though.
//What's the point of watching NASCAR races?
///Soccer is far more entertaining and healthier too!

AirForceVet: FirstNationalBastard: It isn't "Obama's Economy"... it's shiatty, boring races and the championship always being won by the same damn guy no one likes.

NASCAR farked themselves over. They can't go blaming Obama for the car of tomorrow, or cookie cutter 1.5 mile tracks, or Jimmie Johnson.

Even if President Obama didn't kill NASCAR, I'll still vote for him in 2012!

/Too bad he's not responsible though.
//What's the point of watching NASCAR races?
///Soccer is far more entertaining and healthier too!


That's just un-American

Daytona Experience shutdown = NASCAR take-down? I don't think so Tim.

I never understood the allure of NASCAR, but then I listened to an episode of "The Tight End Zone" (hosted by Derrick Thackery, of course) and learned how fun it is to get shiatfaced and go deaf in 100-degree heat while watching cars drive in circles.

/not really obscure

Despite the fact that they're always going left?

Seems more of a dink for IMAX than NASCAR.

seventypercent: I never understood the allure of NASCAR, but then I listened to an episode of "The Tight End Zone" (hosted by Derrick Thackery, of course) and learned how fun it is to get shiatfaced and go deaf in 100-degree heat while watching cars drive in circles.

Honestly, it IS fun. I never liked it until I went to a race.

/and yes, got shiatfaced and went deaf in 100 degree heat.

FirstNationalBastard: It isn't "Obama's Economy"... it's shiatty, boring races and the championship always being won by the same damn guy no one likes.

NASCAR farked themselves over. They can't go blaming Obama for the car of tomorrow, or cookie cutter 1.5 mile tracks, or Jimmie Johnson.

THIS

But seriously, they should let Cartman out on the track. Seemed like it was the only way to put more than a dent in the #48 car. None of the drivers seem brave enough to do it, or shady enough to bribe a start-and-parker to take him out.

Dude, it's not HIS or ANYONE's economy, it may be their economic policies, but your syntactical error attributes financial diefication to someone when you phrase it like that.

//hoping that made at least one POOR and STUPID redneck's head explode.

HotSalsaZoot: Nah, obama is looking to corner the market - kneegrow Nascar!
All afro-racers will compete in Escalades with 24" rims and
no restrictor plates. Each racer will have a kilo of coke and
one white women in the truck to even the odds.

You... do realize that a few of NASCAR's earliest drivers were people that used to run moonshine, right?

Were I a billionaire, I would have a race where 20 individuals would win or bid for a chance to race 500 miles on a NASCAR track. The catch, they would do it in identical Kia Rios. No pit crew. they'd have to stop at least once for gas and there would only be one fueling point so they'd have to line up.

Winner would get a new car that is not a Kia Rio. The 19 losers would have to keep the Kia Rios.

Yeah. It would be boring but we would liven it up with paint ball turrets that spectators win access to. There would also be 'the stuffed cow' that spectators would throw on the the track at an inappropriate moment. Between that and the lingerie clad ladies hawking beer and food, it should be fun.