Damn, she's so punk. Look at her crazy off-the-wall antics! I bet after the awards ceremony she's gonna OD on caffeine and tip over a chair in her hotel room. Oi!

Yeah, the only place that's not safe for work is probably Liberty University.

That poor girl has no butt.

LMAO

She makes me want to stab myself in the eyes.

2003-06-25 03:45:44 AM wldncrzy14
LMAO

Maybe that's what happened to her.

Excuse me while I use the bathroom

Punk lives!!! I'll bet those hardcore punks from Good Charlotte are going to do something similar!!! Woo!!! Rawk!!!

she uses a powerbook! so punk!

isn't she canadian? if she isn't she deserves to be

bo ring

Sigh. I miss Much Music. Those bastards at the cable company took it off the air due to "low ratings and viewer comments".


I farking hate living in Virginia. They put BET Jazz and another frelling sports channel on as replacement. Like they didn't have the room on farking digital-farking-cable! Nine hundred something channels, and only four that I watch. Including the music channels. fark Cox.

/rant off

The cable modem speeds are decent though...

albtraum,

...shes a canuck...but got to love the beaver pryde...

that or from florida

This has got to be the most indecipherable story in the histroy of journalism (bottom of page):

"ITS Week 3 in Lig Brother and loud-mouth reject ANOUSKA is determined to get back on top of my BB liggers league.

Cr*p premiere parties score big points, so first-week evictee Anouska, pictured with boyfriend Andy, hot-footed it down to the celeb-light opening party of Nicholas Nickleby.

She earned bonus points for telling snappers: I think thats enough pics for now.

Unfortunately for the five-minute wannabe, Anouska still trails Big Lover JUSTINE. She hit the jackpot last week by being rumped in a toilet cubicle. Back of the net!

Competition hots up this week with FEDERICO and JON on the loose but I suspect the only bash well see the latter at is the Tunbridge Wells Computer Club cheese and wine do.

stuff like this makes me really glad I haven't listened to the radio regularly since Live105 started to suck dong (putting Stern on was the final blow, plus the music sucked by that point anyways).

I think I can safely say I've never head an "Avril" song.

Of course my girlfriend bought me the new Weird Al CD, and I hadn't heard any of the songs he was making fun of, which was kinda weird.

Since when are there two T's in skater?

Akai
Don't you think you should have heard something before deciding you don't like it?

Chrisifa-I thought the same thing when I read that blurb. Oddly though, it makes me want to watch that show...or whatever the hell it was they were talking about! laf!

Ugh, what a poser. And what the hell does she have written on her ass? MDMA? Does she even know what that is?

And if she's so punk, why is her hair always in the same perfectly-combed position? And why is she always making the same stupid scrunched-up face during every photo-op? Is that supposed to look badass? Why? So many, many questiosn I ask!

RingToll - since when was there an "er" in skat?

/sorry.

Chrisifa:- That all makes perfect sense to me

/strangely ashamed to be (kind of) British

Akai:stuff like this makes me really glad I haven't listened to the radio regularly since Live105 started to suck dong (putting Stern on was the final blow, plus the music sucked by that point anyways).

Ah, yes. Those were the good old days. Days I didn't mind not having a CD changer in my car.

Bring back Alex Bennett!

I also remember when Carson Daly was the 2-6am flunkie on that station.

F*** Infinity and Clear Channel.

Wow...
April Lane pulled a Britney. I'm so... placated.

What's that she has written on her ass? DVDA?

FatherG, you aren't missing much. I have Cox in AZ, and so far i have gathered: a)Much Music went insane and renamed itself "fuse" and b)It's exactly like MTV now. Don't get me wrong, Rap and R&B and hiphop are fine, but do we really need it on every channel?? There doesn't seem to be a "rock" music channel anymore, just like we're fast running out of "rock" radio stations. A little variety wouldn't hurt.

Did Much Music do this in Canada as well? I know they sent a different feed to the US.

Wtg, Avril. Yet another sign of your complete and abject uniqueness, and originality as such a trendsetting mother of invention.

Azz R0x0rz!

Ok, ok

SOMEONE please post a picture of that beaver saying "I'd hit it - for Canada!"

I like that pic.

I'd hit it if she paid me enough.

She reminds me of one of those old and busted, yet freakishly young looking, anorexic porn models. You know the ones..

*sings*

he was a skater boy, she said cya later boy, he wasn't good enough for her, now he's a superstar, slamming on his guitar.

*smashes equipment like Avril, since both of us can't play most instraments*

Talentless no-ass whore.

Why does she have to make things so Complicated?

The MMVAs are a big deal in Toronto-weeks of hype, and then a good portion of the block around the Much building are shut down for stages, performances, etc. Although I don't really follow their playlist anymore, I like the award show format. It's not yet another hall and stage like every other award show.

Ms.Lavigne needs to put down the skateboard & put on a dress.

WTF happened to femininity?

Avril Lavigne shows her ass, the sun is there. HA!

I'd still rather have my 10-year-old daughter trying to be like Avril as opposed to being like Britney.

Didn't Avril at least write her cr@p?

tetzy:

MuchMusic becoming Fuse:

http://www.rainbow-media.com/rainbow/media/release_release.jsp?nodeid=3894

2003-06-25 05:32:15 AM spiralscratch

Did Much Music do this in Canada as well? I know they sent a different feed to the US.

it's called 'dumbing down for the american masses'. everybody up here knows you yanks won't get it at all, so we only send the stuff out third graders can easily comprehend. anything higher than that and it flies right over your heads.

Ah! An executive transvestite!

I always love it when someone tries to make a point by being insulting.

*looks at photogeek*

"anything higher than that and it flies right over your heads."

much like our stealth bombers will, raining down fiery destruction if you keep making unamerican statements like that, buddy. live free or die, you freedom hating syrup slurper

/average american's response

spiralscratch--

Maybe shes just a mormon down on her luck

-Broman

Canadian music sucks.

:yawn:

Anyone ever see her without makeup? She's not *bad* looking, I guess I just don't know what all the fuss is about, I see hotter chicks every day walking around than her.

I kinda dig Avril's look. And Christina's ... with the black hair. I like the dark and moody attitude look. That's what my wife was all about when we met 12 years ago in high school. She was into Depeche Mode, Netzer Ebb, Front242, NIN,Dead or Alive, Cure, Love and Rockets ... now corporate America has her shopping at Casual Corner. Now THAT sucks.

/just rambling

Yeah, but has Liz Phair mooned anyone recently?

That was pretty hot. Well, until she turned around and reminded us that she has a sloping forehead. Nice ass, though.

I wonder what David Bowie would say.


BOWie

"anything higher than that and it flies right over your heads."

Yet we're able to create the most technologically advanced nation in the world? Such a stumper.

But hey, congrads on making such an advanced music awards thingy You must be real proud ...

Never knew who she was. Saw "Al TV" over the weekend and Weird Al did and "interview" with her. It was kind of stupid, but I wonder if it brought out the real her. (His interview with Eminem was great (tore Eminem a new asshole for not letting Al make a video for his cover song [which is much better than Eminem's, I personally think]).

Do you know why Canadians say "eh" all the time?

Well, once the Americans have figured that out we'll move on to "B"

/rimshot

Couldn't resist

Skank

Who are these people?

, because those were real interviews.....?

That was to Booboo

Being away from Canada for a few years, I often wondered what this Avril thing was. Now I know, I SO don't care.

you really don't think "sexy" when you think of canadian women, do you?

/rhetorical question

Careful Miss Lavigne! You were dangerously close to being socially divergent for a second there!

You really *must* keep better track of your contract clauses which clearly state that you must be "cheeky" but not sexual. Oh, and keep scrunching up your face, it makes you look hardcore. Or constipated. One of the two, anyway.

I despair of the popular music industry.

14 minutes 56 seconds... 57 seconds... 58 seconds...

I do like her album, but I don't like her. I think some separation between music and image is in order here.

I read an interview with her a while back where she was a total biatch though (the only link I can find is on some kind of blog here), and she's about as punk as the Queen. Mooning is SOOOO 1970's (Ozzy or AC-DC anyone?).

Yeah, like no-one's ever done that before.

/not impressed

she's hot.

Mayonaise in squeezable bottles!?!?

Tell me again how technically advanced that is.

Jelly in squeezable bottles is where it's at.

Her Music is lame and she is a tool but I'd still hit it.
What can I say, I like the pseudo-skater look.

"Canada's actually a much more wired country than the U.S. - sorry."

So basicaly you took other peoples technology and strung it up quicker?

Good job.

"out that you should put mayonaise in a squeezable bottle instead of a messy jar"

I like the jar. You still need a knife to spread the mayo.

i like avril.

EVEN though she didn't write her hit singles (read the issue of rolling stone with her on the cover).

i like her cause i was one of the few who knew about her before she got famous -like about a year before her complicated song got overplayed on the radio. i don't think she's anything but a good singer with a good sense of style. she's no slut. she just as immature a kid as you were when you were 17.

You Canadians must have some thin-arsed watery Mayonaise if you can get it out of a squeezy bottle.

sens if canada's "more wired" i assume it's because canadian teenagers, driven to despair at the lame canadian blandness of their snowbound lives and their blandly rebellious musicians, make their parents get elaborate web connections so they can spend all day arguing about Nas vs. Jay-Z online to grasp at some semblance of reflected american "coolness".

/would be flamebait if canadians could be aroused to anger

She doesn't write her own songs. A songwriting team known as "The Matrix" wrote most of her record. They are currently working with Liz Phair.

Physically, this chick is absolutely perfect. What a body, what a face...

just in time to promote her new single "M1nga Tw@t"

Gotta love those Candians

http://artists.mp3s.com/artist_song/631/631241.html

That's not mooning!

Mooning requires FULL BUTT EXPOSURE!

wldncrzy14

Damn, she's so punk. Look at her crazy off-the-wall antics! I bet after the awards ceremony she's gonna OD on caffeine and tip over a chair in her hotel room. Oi!

Ha ha! That's hilarious!

I'm so sick of this girl. Am I the only one who looks at Avril, and sees Tanya Harding?

I remember the first time I heard that complicated tune. I remember quickly changing the channel as well.

i thought i read that the australian government has retina scanners

and they got plastic money

they win

I can't believe this got posted.. I remember reading The Sun and saying... I should post this.. but its absolutely dumb and there would be no way that the admins would let this through.

Then I saw it on Totalfark, and I began regretting it.

Apparently you have to think low when you want an article posted.

I heard her talk in an interview for the first time the other nightwhat an airhead! Shes definitely not complicated. But, hey, shes still a kid.

I don't want to know your name!

I just want bangbangbang!



/shiggedy shiggedy shwa

Yep, punky little Avril Lavigne--who, a mere two or three years ago, was attempting to become the next LeAnn Rimes.

Next fad, please.

she is really really really hot. I would hit it in a millisecond.

WOOT!!!!1!11!!!

I'd tap the little heiney....

She didnt exactly "drop her trousers" as the Sun put it, there was just a little butt cleavage.

Geez, if you're going to scream "Avril's Ass!" at least have the decency to get some full-ass pictures.

yeah i'd classify that as more of a partial lunar eclipse

I like the jar. You still need a knife to spread the mayo.

Well said.

I think that IS Avril's full-ass...

its the same thing like you see with hot topic. Back when i was a "rebel" noone did it, u didnt see it on mtv, u couldnt buy the clothes in wal mart. Its cool now to dress like a freak, and i find it funny. What really made me sick was one time i was in hot topic with my freind joey and this 14 yr oldish girl brought her grandma in and her farkin grandma got a pair of bondage pants for her self also. That just scared me. Music is more a business anymore than a ART...rather sad..NIN needs a new cd

kind looks like Axl Rose to me.

Umm with fashion being what it is you see more crack at an 8th grade graduation party.

Who wants to see a little boy's ass beside Catholic priests?

Ah. A yank-bashing potshot..
photogeek spewed forth the following:

it's called 'dumbing down for the american masses'. everybody up here knows you yanks won't get it at all, so we only send the stuff out third graders can easily comprehend. anything higher than that and it flies right over your heads.

This from the same country that belched forth Celene Dion and Avril Lavigne? A whiny nutjob and an asshat poser... Yeah.. But what can you expect from a county with so much French influence?

/retaliation

- end of line

Booboopriss -- you know those Al TV interviews were fake edited interviews, right? (I think that's part of the reason they are funny)...

OI OI OI.. indeed.

Mordaris:

Don't forget the Barenaked Ladies.

God I just cringe with hatred everytime I hear their crap on the radio.

Avril looks like Satan's version of Jennifer Aniston, who in turn looks like a female impersonator.

I hate her music, it's pseudo pop-punk, but I'll admit that, as a girl from buttfvck Napanee, Ont., she has exactly the right attitude right now.

Oh, and albtraum, I'll take the bait:
make their parents get elaborate web connections so they can spend all day arguing about Nas vs. Jay-Z online to grasp at some semblance of reflected american "coolness".

All that Nas vs. Jay-Z posturing was a pathetic attempt to recapture the immediacy that hip-hop music possesed in America after the Tupac/Biggie murders.
The problem with that, like the problems with so much else in America, is that ordinary asshats like you only started paying attention when people started getting killed.
Yep, you guys got the "gangsta" posture down cold.
And y'know what, I love hip-hop, but if you think that boild down to reflected coolness that comes with a "beef", you're an idiot.
The last time The Roots played in Toronto, they mentioned how niceit is to play somewhere that doesn't expect them to come onstage acting like thugs. They enjoyed the fact that they could use their talent for music to actually jam for a few minutes without someone screaming "Play 'You Got Me'"

Keep your overtly commercial culture to yourselves please, I don't want no part of it.

/writes all this knowing, sadly, that a large portion of Canadian 15 year olds would disagree, and tellme all about how Nas smoked Jay-Z in that beef because Nas talks "knowledge" while Jay-Z is about the "bling-bling"

As much as it's canned pop stuff, it's a good album. There's really only one throw away. I'd say "The Matrix" are going to make some decent cash.

I mean, I want to hate her, but I can't. :)

albtraum:

"you really don't think "sexy" when you think of canadian women, do you?"

I refer you to Shania Twain and Pam Anderson, two of the most celebrated women for their hotness in your country over the last decade. There's also Natasha Hestridge, Kim Catrall, and Carrie-Anne Moss, right off the top of my head.

Speaking for meself, RedEyedWings, I wasn't paying attention even AFTER people started getting killed. A bunch of children playing at cops and robbers, trying to make out like they are "big time gangstas". whooptie-farkin'-doo. The whole "gangsta" thing was tired when it started.

But then, I can't stand most (c)rap anyway. An idiot or two with a glib tongue, a large vocabulary of vulgarities, a drum machine, and a library of stolen audio clips, and you have this week's (c)rap flavor of the month. whee.

"I like the jar. You still need a knife to spread the mayo."

Accually you dont need a knife, The top has a slit instead of a hole. 3 quick passes and a bread slice is perfectly covered.

Your list is great, GuyCaballero (SCTV.. One of Canada's finest contributions to the comedic art form), with one exception, and that would be the skankness that is Pam Anderson. She's not a woman, she's a movie prop. She hasn't been hot since her Home Improvement days. Even then, Heidi was hotter. ;)

DownButNotOUT:

Physically, this chick is absolutely perfect. What a body, what a face...

I couldn't agree more. Have you seen the pics that surfaced recently in Rolling Stone of her on vacation in Austalia? She's got a smokin' little body for sure.

I agree she's trying to act like she's all punk and what not..but she seems like she'd be wild in bed....

summary: I'D HIT THAT SHIAT!

see, redeyed, we have the difference between the US and canada spelled out right here... i'm here doggedly trying to provoke a ruckus by throwing out crude insults, and your response was relatively well-reasoned and articulate.

's no fun picking fights with you cold-blooded folk

"Avril Levigne is like 4 foot 11, 98 freakin' pounds."
"I'd do 'er."
"You'd break her!"
"So long as I finish."

She looks like Jennifer Aniston's rebellious kid sister.

Hell yeah, Sol. There's gotta be a picture of her in a bikini somewhere. She is the prototypical female... Thin, beautiful face, that eye makeup that makes her appear sullen and pensive...

I have no faith in the tastes of anyone who saw her perform at the Grammy's and stll thinks she is a good singer. I swear the music industry has to be like the boy band episode of the Simpsons, where they just push the pop magic button to convince people that marginal to awful singers have talent.

right, i'm sure all the stoners at Bonnaroo where the Roots played wanted nothing more then to see them thug out.

I don't know if people were serious or not but the the thing on her ass stands for "Much Music Video Awards"

She reminds me a bit of Lara Flynn Boyle, who used to be the hottest chick in the world until Avril turned 16.

Her ass says MMVA...like MuchMusic Video Awards.

"DownButNotOUT
... She is the prototypical female... Thin, beautiful face, that eye makeup that makes her appear sullen and pensive..."

our ancestors would disagree



i could see avril as the prototypical prepubescent boy or girl, maybe. female, nah

GooberMcFly:lol, took the words out of my mouth.

Avril Lavigne is a hot little eyeliner-raccoon and no amount of "FUHH FUUHH SHE'S NOT PUNK, D00D SHE'S A TOTAL POZER!!" remarks will ever change that.

Of course she's "not punk." This is somehow news? People are proudly patting themselves on the back for pointing out this little secret that managed to slip by the rest of us? Way to go, Team Obvious!

Hot, hot, hot little raccoon, though.

Lisa: I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt.

UNDERAGE raccoon.. In my opinion, she won't qualify for hot for another 3 years at least.

Regardless of her being a record company construction, she IS hot.

I'd hit it!!!

You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color

Nice ref...

"Now your a maaayon, a manny, manny mmmmaaaaaaaooooooon!"

I proclaim her the New Sinatra!

Albtraum

If you'd prefer, I could overreact:

You damn Yankee bastard with your blasting of Canadians. You are all war-mongering bastards. That's why we didn't join your little war, because we knew that you lied. Every American president is aliar and every Canadian prime minister tells the truth.

There is no AMerican culture in Canada. Never!

DownButNotOUT

She reminds me a bit of Lara Flynn Boyle, who used to be the hottest chick in the world until Avril turned 16.

Damn Down! We agree on women, that's fer sure. I used to just about cream my pants every time I saw a pic of LFB....until she lost 250 pounds and started banging Jack. She was incredibly hot at one time though, no doubt.

see, NOW i'm happy!

i need pointless conflict and violent unsubtlety. it's my cultural heritage as an american and i'm proud of it.

"I like the jar. You still need a knife to spread the mayo."

Accually you dont need a knife, The top has a slit instead of a hole. 3 quick passes and a bread slice is perfectly covered.

My wife got one of these squeezable mayo bottles with the slit in the top. The thing put so much mayo on my sandwich, it was nasty. I ended up putting just one stripe on, and then spreading that with a knife. I prefer the jar of mayo over the squeezable bottle any day of the week.

How many people just looked at the pic and didn't bother to read the thing? Really?

You're the smart ones.

"Apparently you have to think low when you want an article posted."

Truer words have never been spoken.

You just hate women, albtraum.

She needs to die. This shiat is making our stupid kids dumber. Real punk chicks are nasty and mean, like greasy ferrets. Thank god for Kazaa, the last real DJ.

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

15 minutes is up ma'am.


nice ass ? can't even see her ass.

Why can't somebody post a pic of her WITHOUT make-up.

I don't know what's creepier, the fact that she looks like a young Axl Rose from behind or the fact that I'd still hit it despite the fact.

Of course, by dying, I mean go into Hardcore porn. (actually, she isn't all that good looking, but she does have a porn worthy body) Thing is, hot chicks aren't that hard to come by, I've seen hotter chicks just walking around at the mall.

DownButNotOUT
"You just hate women, albtraum."

nah, i just like curvy women. you don't have to agree, i was just poking fun at your calling her a prototype

moobs:

Depends, do you mean Welcome to the Jungle Axle, or Crest whiting plastice nose Axle?

Damn my plastice!

Unitarder

Sweet Child of Mine Axl...

Mmmm...excellent year.

wait, I need to stop before I'm gay!

Someone please post that pic of her ugly-ass face with no makeup. She is a dog's dog, and a talentless waste of flesh to boot (though I guess that goes without saying to anyone with even a sliver of musical taste).

Apparently the queen of misspelling decided that having a stupid name and l33tspeak song titles was not enough and decided that she must join the upper echelons of Christina Ugularia crack showing. Are they training to be plumbers?

Crack kills.

MMVA? Why does her tattoo say MMVA? Isn't it DVDA? Avril, learn your porn terms before begging to break into the business.

/knows what it means
/waiting for Avril to announce her PUNK RAWK spread in Hustler.

DownButNotOUT
"What the hell is that thing, anyway? It looks like an ice cream cone. If that's the preferred female form of our male ancestors, it's surprising the human race didn't die out."

? as compared to avril lavigne, who looks fit to pop out babies? to bear and raise kids you need to be sturdy, not stick thin. i'm not saying that thin chicks aren't hot, i'm just saying that... darwin would not favor young avril. i mean his theory wouldn't. i don't know what he was into.

I think she worked on my refrigerator once.

I hope she doesn't skank out like Christina Agilarablah did.

Isn't she a minor or something. Can I fap to this or not?

Wouldn't a real punk chick just, like, completely kick the shiat out of her?

Although, I'd hit it. I've been brainwashed by commercial culture. Anorexia is sexy. It just is. Nice shiatter.

Let me be the first to say it:
1. I would not hit that with a 10 foot pole
2. Her music (and her arse) suck
3. My cat is not in danger of dying any time soon

albtraum, I'm just saying that the fact that our ancestors were chubby chasers doesn't make portly chicks any more attractive to me. And any woman can give birth, regardless of her body type. The vagina is a fascinating thing, what with the elasticity and all.

I must confess I am slightly turned on by this...

and RedEyedWings, The Roots is by far the mos innovative hip-hop outfit out there. Phrenology is some of the best worl I've heard in a long time...good call...

Mordaris
"UNDERAGE raccoon.. In my opinion, she won't qualify for hot for another 3 years at least."

I'm underage. I would so have sex with that girl.

/not using cliches

Rick Mercer-This Hour has 22 Minutes

"On Behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer as apology to the United Sates of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you guys elected him...
I'm sorry we beat you at Olympic Hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would have to be our team was much, much better than yours.
I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the War of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice...
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countires you're upset with. Thank You."

By the way...we invented all of the "All American" sports i.e: Baseball, & basketball...'case you were wondering ;)

She's not just going to go away quietly, is she?

SolRosenberg writes:

DownButNotOUT writes:

She reminds me a bit of Lara Flynn Boyle, who used to be the hottest chick in the world until Avril turned 16.

Survey says....*BUZZ!!!*

The correct answer is actually Salma Hayek and Vanessa Carlton. Thanks for playing.

Damn Down! We agree on women, that's fer sure. I used to just about cream my pants every time I saw a pic of LFB....until she lost 250 pounds and started banging Jack. She was incredibly hot at one time though, no doubt.

Laura Flynn Boyle is still smoking hot, though I admit she could use a bit of my cooking...ok, several trips to an "all you can eat" buffet.

--h

My apathy knows no bounds.

My mind says i hit that girl twice on the way to work, time to go clean the windows.

All of you saying you'd hit it...isn't she 12 or something?

And even if she isn't...she sure as hell looks it. Ugh.

Have you seen the pics that surfaced recently in Rolling Stone of her on vacation in Austalia?

Pics?

EVen now, the AMerican infidels are committing mass suicide on the southern shores of Lake Erie, in a futile attempt to gain entrance to Napanee, Ont.

There are no AMericans going inside Avril Lavigne. Never!

bass555

Pics?

Sorry, P-I-C-T-U-R-E-S.

/two youts.

SolRosenberg : Spare me the funny and get to the bikini shots

/Two Utes

Avril Levigne? Gak.

Liz Phair? Gives me that funny rope-climbing feeling, and has talent that AL can't even approach (even considering LP's current pop leanings)...

/thread cross-reference.

*this message will self-destruct within the hour*

She's a corporate product. You can tell that after everything she does there are 2-3 analysts scanning the teen websites/magazines trying to gauge it's impact so they can better tailor her next appearance. People were getting tired of Britney/Christina and the 'good girl' pop look, so the record companies spat out Avril as the 'anti-Britney' when in reality they're both equally plastic products. Nobody in today's music industy gets big without their image being micromanaged by a bunch of no-talent assclowns. I wonder what's going to happen 25 years from now when the bands of today become the 'geezer rock' of tomorrow. I mean, reunion tours for the Rolling Stones etc sell well. But where are the mega bands of today who will be making comeback tours 25 years from now? I think the RIAA's tendancy to push an artist for a short period and then drop them once they are 'stale' is going to bite them in the ass, as noone has any staying power any more...

Hey, don't call J.C ugly...you might hurt my feelings! BTW, lol, no Amercian ever has "perfected" anything but inbreeding, son. Hee hee!

15...14...13...12...(her age or how many minutes she has left??)

/you figure it out

Verbal whoop-ass for the "CanadiEns" mispelling, missing out on the entire point, in 5..4..3..2..

(did I misspell misspelling? shiat, I hate that the comments box has no spell check)

Its a good thing the US is in the way, or Mexico would come up there and biatch slap Canada for producing talentless, ugly women.

Not that it has anything to do with... anything, but does MuchMusic still rule as King Of The Music Video Channels? A few years ago we had it, MTV, VH1, and a few of the bastard MTV offspring and I remember MM having the best Good:Crap ratio.

Music Music kicked ass.

Fuse/Much Music USA sucks ass.

'nuff said.

The fapalicious Liz Phair

These?

That's one heavin' bosom Avril's sporting in pic #2

She is made of plastic like every other corporate teen-singer creation. Punk my ass. I hope she lives out her 15 minutes and is never heard from again.

I hate her so much more every day...
Can't we trade her and a bunch of other useless (like any Nu-metal group) people to get John Lennon or someone worthwhile back from the dead. And does anyone else notice that is says DVDA on her ass?!?! That is an awful mental picture.

DVDA would break her in two.

Yeah, I would.

BTW, what the hell just happened to Liz Phair? Like a few days ago she started her midlife crisis it seems. Everything was fine until then.

Though I am not a fan of her music I have no shame in saying I would hit it.

Go download some Evergreen Terrace if you want hardcore punk. Lavinge is not punk, she's not even semi-punk. She's britney with darker eyeliner

There really need to be more pictures in this thread for me to judge whether I'd hit it or not.

/got nothing

Alternate Title:

When a moon arrives, the Sun is there.

moobs

I love that pic. ;)

MisatoNERV
And does anyone else notice that is says DVDA on her ass?!?! That is an awful mental picture.

Actually....it says MMVA....she did her little mooning thing during the Much Music Video Awards last Sunday night. Unless of course you already knew that and the DVDA thing was a joke....In that case, sorry :)

in the words of Michael Bolton:

She's a no-talent ass-clown.

I don't care. I'd tag the hell out of it. If you are oh-so-concerned about her talent level and the effects her 15 minutes is having on pop music, you aren't thinking with your gonads enough.

What people don't realize is

Avril doesn't write songs.

They are all written by this studio called "The Matrix", read the album liners and producion notes. A classmate of mine was obsessed with Lavigne, thinking she ws all taleneted, nearly wanted to die when I showed her the truth.

Beides that, she's ugly, can't sing, and even if she could, her songs are completely stupid.

Worst thing is, American [English] music gets played everywhere, but foreign music doesn't Poor kids in Spain and Mexico obsessed with this trash when there is so much good pop and rock and even punk or metal in those nations..

withlovesarareku

So what you're saying is that if I had people like the matrix behind me to write songs and a label to publish me, I could have numerous #1's and sell millions of records even though I can't sing a note?

There's only so much a record label and writers can do for you. No matter what you say about her, the girl has talent or she wouldn't be where she is right now.

I highly doubt record execs go looking in rat holes like Napanee for the anti-britney, wouldn't it be much easier to find that anti-britney in a large city?

And remember kids, the Canucks gave us, "You Can't Do That On Television"! Good stuff.

If that link that jay_vee put up is correct, then I must agree with the fact she's a total biatch. Read that interview. It's horrible if it's true, and I think it is. Oh and Avril, P.S.

.. being extremely rude @ interview was mroe or less Johnny Rotten's bit. Nice job you farking poser

Actually, if you've ever worked with professional audio editing software, high end mixer boards, digital sound processors, and some really good acoustics, you can make anyone sound like an angel. Even with slick production though, you can tell every single bit that Avril slips up, and her live performances are greater testimony to her complete lack of talent. Like wise, the best singer can sound horribleif recorded with terrible equipment, dumb producers, bad acoustics.

Image, advertising, they have to do a lot with how well people make it in the industry. Look at Mandy Moore, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera. Mandy has no where near the marketing or media hype that Britney or Christina get. Mandy has no where near the attention Britney or Christina get. Yet Mandy can out sing either one, and can certainly act much better than all her singer to actor counterparts. Who gets more sales? Who is more popular? This question needs not to be answered.

And yes, if you had Avril's team behind you, then you would be every bit just as popular. Avril's CD used to get horrible reviews and would sell for $5 at music stores about a year and a half ago. The only people who liked her were internet saavy 12 year olds. Later on, marketing went full swing, the media hype started up, and suddenly every Radio Disney kid was singing "Skater Boy' and ranting about how talented Avril is.

"I am NOT a skank like Britney and Christina! And I'll show you my BUTT to prove it!"

Now I do like Avril, but I do recall she said in an interview not to long ago that she wasn't going to be like the rest of the female singers. WELL???

Okay, the article isn't loading so maybe that will explain it...but I watched the MMVAs and I don't recall this ever happening. Someome care to explain? Did they do a quick edit?

So what you're saying is that if I had people like the matrix behind me to write songs and a label to publish me, I could have numerous #1's and sell millions of records even though I can't sing a note?

well.... yes

Tell 'em, stevedave!


/couldn't resist

wow, I've seen more posts disappear from this thread than all the rest of my time Farking put together

Poor Avril. Doesn't know that you have to start your career on the New Mouseketeer Show to have any credibility with Farkers.

Just to point this out one more time for people just skimming the thread, Avril hasn't written a song by herself- at least not one that's been released to the public. Her three biggest hits were written mostly by a songwriting team known as The Matrix, and her latest single was co-written by another guy.

She also doesn't act like a typical 18 year-old; she acts like a 12 year-old with ADD. Anyone see that Jane Pauley interview? She got her fingers caught in her shoelaces and couldn't look her in the eye when she talked.

hahaha yeah, Canada's better than America. Right.

That's why the whole world watches farkin' Canadian movies, Canadian TV shows, and listens to mostly Canadian music. Yeah, Canada's really well-known for their massive, super-powerful military and general technological superiority. It's a super-power, you know!!

God, shut up. It's laughable, this argument that Canada is in any way superior to the USA. It's like the little brother pouting after getting thrown across the living room by his older brother and then muttering under his breath "you're not so tough". Hah. But hey, there's no need for jealousy or nervousness. You're country's too darn cold. We don't want it. If we did, we'd friggin' have it already. The only part that was any good (oil) we already decided we wanted, so it's ours. You can have the rest of that friggin' iceburg. So, take it easy will ya?

Farkin' Canadiavanians get all riled up over nothing. "You are NOT better than us, America! You're not, you're not, you're not!!" hahah that's good stuff right there.

So...Today is what? "Talent-free musical fark" day on FARK? First M and M (without nuts) and now this Elvira wannabe?

Slow, slow day of FARK...

Avril sucks. I listen to GOOD music, like the Insane Clown Posse.

Talentless heinous little poser skank.

Let me know when Charlotte Church moons some people. And the Sun is there.

topic summary of facts:
avril sucks and is not hot (observe pic above without makeup.)
her music sucks and so does most other modern music.
she doesn't write her own songs (at least not the "good" ones.)
canada sucks.
america sucks.


there i think that covers about all of the truthful information here so far.

*runs to listen to some nice led zeppelin to end recollection of awful music*

These are the people who hate Avril Lavigne:

(1) Music nerds. All music nerds agree on what they don't like. Strangely, it's always what the mainstream public do like. Nobody but other music nerds cares what music nerds think.

(2) Jealous fat and/or ugly chicks. Girls, demeaning others won't do a damn thing to make you more attractive. If possible, it makes you less.

(3) Chubby chasers who think that everyone else should be a chubby chaser too, despite the consequences to their personal love life.

(4) Cranky old farts who hate everything young people do, like, or are, on principle. There is no lower age limit to be a cranky old fart.

I see dead people. No, wait, it's only their brains that are dead.

It would be awesome to do her in the ass, then, I dunno, get her to make me a cup of tea or something, only she would have to go into the kitchen on one of those little plastic tricycles. Then I'd throw her to the wolves.

writingstatic

Don't make fun of the big wheels man... they rock!

You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_colorThe DVDA photoshopping absolutely rules. I'm gonna get in trouble for laughing out loud.

And after witty-name's post with those pics, there's only one thing to say to Avril haters:

And after witty-name's post with those pics, there's only one thing to say to Avril haters:

ok look back at the real avril pic posted by doubletwist above and I dare you to say that again and keep a straight face.

...rather sad..NIN needs a new cd.

LOL. Then listen for what KMFDM put out a year or two before you expect a NIN release. BTW, I do listen to both.

I like NIN and all, but don't you think Trent has become successful enough to stop whining?

Wopat

Hell yea!

doccm9: If you like KMFDM you should check out Schwein. It's KMFDM and Buck Tick (a cool japanese band). It's very cool.

Yep, I know that Weird Al's interviews are put together from an existing interview. I just love the way he cuts them together to make the people look like jerks (more so than they already are, probably).

sens, raise your hand if anyone from your country has ever played golf on the moon.

More technologically advance my ass.

My take on it:

1) She is not punk. It is doubtful she will ever be punk. It depends on exactly how much you think it's possible to claw your way free of corporate america.

2) The biggest difference I see between here and Canada is that they (Canada) have funny ways of pronouncing "o"s and we (America) are more aggressive. Politics in general have been humanity's sewer for at least the past seventy-five years, and tech development credits should go to individuals, not nations.

3) I would not hit it due to a deeply held paranoia which has served me well. Not fear of God, he's cool, and probably doesn't mind. No, it's well founded suspiscion of the depths my fellow humans can sink to.

4) I am trying to teach myself to play the guitar. I do so using real music, such as Led Zeppelin, Eric Clapton, and Pentatonic riffs. The day I stoop to manufactured pop-punk as "real music", I have a well-trained ninja standing by to slay me.

/psychotic rant.

The Headsman

4) I am trying to teach myself to play the guitar. I do so using real music, such as Led Zeppelin, Eric Clapton, and Pentatonic riffs. The day I stoop to manufactured pop-punk as "real music", I have a well-trained ninja standing by to slay me.


mmmmm led zeppelin.
anybody who likes really well written music should be listening to led zeppelin right now. I know I am.

shame bonham died :(
I'd like to see him or buddy rich come back and kick these pop stars' asses.


/drummer

No joke, GiantCowOfDeath. It took me a month to get the intro to "Over the Hills and Far Away" down, and I'm still working on the G to D to A chord riff. Page is incredible.

you wanna see incredible watch a buddy rich video (jazz drummer/child prodigy.)

you'll be wondering how what he does is humanly possible. I don't think i'll be trying to emulate his solos anytime soon. err... more like ever.

rr

GIS for schwein



/buncha

You know, this was pretty shocking... about 10 years ago when Slash did it at the Grammys.

chadm89 obviously the pole stuck in your ass has a pole stuck in it's ass

/more could be said....

Speaking of femininity...



The one on the lower right is hittable now..2 others after a couple a beers...but that homely chick in the bottom left is pretty fugly...maybe she's a butter face...

avril lavigne: canada's second greatest shame besides celine dion.

"excuse me miss. lavigne, but you're bringing down our country's rep. please leave."