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(The Sun)   Avril Lavigne moons crowd at MuchMusic Video Awards. The Sun is there. Somewhat not safe for work   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 241
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2003-06-25 11:01:21 AM
Crack kills.
 
2003-06-25 11:02:13 AM

She's far to thin to hit. it'd be like screwing a little boy. But most chicks her age are to scrawny to bother with, not to mention annoying.

Give me Dita and the like anyday.

 
2003-06-25 11:05:26 AM
MMVA? Why does her tattoo say MMVA? Isn't it DVDA? Avril, learn your porn terms before begging to break into the business.

/knows what it means
/waiting for Avril to announce her PUNK RAWK spread in Hustler.
 
2003-06-25 11:08:39 AM
DownButNotOUT
"What the hell is that thing, anyway? It looks like an ice cream cone. If that's the preferred female form of our male ancestors, it's surprising the human race didn't die out."

? as compared to avril lavigne, who looks fit to pop out babies? to bear and raise kids you need to be sturdy, not stick thin. i'm not saying that thin chicks aren't hot, i'm just saying that... darwin would not favor young avril. i mean his theory wouldn't. i don't know what he was into.
 
2003-06-25 11:09:15 AM
I think she worked on my refrigerator once.

I hope she doesn't skank out like Christina Agilarablah did.
 
2003-06-25 11:09:42 AM
Isn't she a minor or something. Can I fap to this or not?
 
2003-06-25 11:12:44 AM
Wouldn't a real punk chick just, like, completely kick the shiat out of her?

Although, I'd hit it. I've been brainwashed by commercial culture. Anorexia is sexy. It just is. Nice shiatter.
 
2003-06-25 11:12:51 AM
Let me be the first to say it:
1. I would not hit that with a 10 foot pole
2. Her music (and her arse) suck
3. My cat is not in danger of dying any time soon
 
2003-06-25 11:14:09 AM
albtraum, I'm just saying that the fact that our ancestors were chubby chasers doesn't make portly chicks any more attractive to me. And any woman can give birth, regardless of her body type. The vagina is a fascinating thing, what with the elasticity and all.
 
2003-06-25 11:17:04 AM
I must confess I am slightly turned on by this...

and RedEyedWings, The Roots is by far the mos innovative hip-hop outfit out there. Phrenology is some of the best worl I've heard in a long time...good call...
 
2003-06-25 11:17:52 AM
Mordaris
"UNDERAGE raccoon.. In my opinion, she won't qualify for hot for another 3 years at least."

I'm underage. I would so have sex with that girl.

/not using cliches
 
2003-06-25 11:17:53 AM
Rick Mercer-This Hour has 22 Minutes

"On Behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer as apology to the United Sates of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you guys elected him...
I'm sorry we beat you at Olympic Hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would have to be our team was much, much better than yours.
I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the War of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice...
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countires you're upset with. Thank You."

By the way...we invented all of the "All American" sports i.e: Baseball, & basketball...'case you were wondering ;)
 
2003-06-25 11:18:33 AM
She's not just going to go away quietly, is she?
 
2003-06-25 11:23:56 AM
SolRosenberg writes:

DownButNotOUT writes:

She reminds me a bit of Lara Flynn Boyle, who used to be the hottest chick in the world until Avril turned 16.


Survey says....*BUZZ!!!*

The correct answer is actually Salma Hayek and Vanessa Carlton. Thanks for playing.

Damn Down! We agree on women, that's fer sure. I used to just about cream my pants every time I saw a pic of LFB....until she lost 250 pounds and started banging Jack. She was incredibly hot at one time though, no doubt.

Laura Flynn Boyle is still smoking hot, though I admit she could use a bit of my cooking...ok, several trips to an "all you can eat" buffet.

--h
 
2003-06-25 11:25:57 AM
My apathy knows no bounds.
 
2003-06-25 11:28:39 AM
My mind says i hit that girl twice on the way to work, time to go clean the windows.
 
2003-06-25 11:32:02 AM
All of you saying you'd hit it...isn't she 12 or something?

And even if she isn't...she sure as hell looks it. Ugh.
 
2003-06-25 11:32:26 AM
Have you seen the pics that surfaced recently in Rolling Stone of her on vacation in Austalia?

Pics?
 
2003-06-25 11:38:42 AM
EVen now, the AMerican infidels are committing mass suicide on the southern shores of Lake Erie, in a futile attempt to gain entrance to Napanee, Ont.

There are no AMericans going inside Avril Lavigne. Never!
 
2003-06-25 12:00:54 PM
TacoFlavoredKeeses

Nice Name !
 
2003-06-25 12:03:42 PM
bass555

Pics?

Sorry, P-I-C-T-U-R-E-S.

/two youts.
 
2003-06-25 12:05:55 PM
SolRosenberg : Spare me the funny and get to the bikini shots

/Two Utes
 
2003-06-25 12:09:37 PM
Avril Levigne? Gak.

Liz Phair? Gives me that funny rope-climbing feeling, and has talent that AL can't even approach (even considering LP's current pop leanings)...

/thread cross-reference.

*this message will self-destruct within the hour*
 
2003-06-25 12:15:07 PM
She's a corporate product. You can tell that after everything she does there are 2-3 analysts scanning the teen websites/magazines trying to gauge it's impact so they can better tailor her next appearance. People were getting tired of Britney/Christina and the 'good girl' pop look, so the record companies spat out Avril as the 'anti-Britney' when in reality they're both equally plastic products. Nobody in today's music industy gets big without their image being micromanaged by a bunch of no-talent assclowns. I wonder what's going to happen 25 years from now when the bands of today become the 'geezer rock' of tomorrow. I mean, reunion tours for the Rolling Stones etc sell well. But where are the mega bands of today who will be making comeback tours 25 years from now? I think the RIAA's tendancy to push an artist for a short period and then drop them once they are 'stale' is going to bite them in the ass, as noone has any staying power any more...
 
2003-06-25 12:22:25 PM
Hey, don't call J.C ugly...you might hurt my feelings! BTW, lol, no Amercian ever has "perfected" anything but inbreeding, son. Hee hee!
 
2003-06-25 12:42:06 PM
15...14...13...12...(her age or how many minutes she has left??)

/you figure it out
 
2003-06-25 12:47:31 PM
Verbal whoop-ass for the "CanadiEns" mispelling, missing out on the entire point, in 5..4..3..2..

(did I misspell misspelling? shiat, I hate that the comments box has no spell check)
 
2003-06-25 12:52:39 PM
Its a good thing the US is in the way, or Mexico would come up there and biatch slap Canada for producing talentless, ugly women.
 
2003-06-25 12:54:00 PM
Not that it has anything to do with... anything, but does MuchMusic still rule as King Of The Music Video Channels? A few years ago we had it, MTV, VH1, and a few of the bastard MTV offspring and I remember MM having the best Good:Crap ratio.
 
oC9
2003-06-25 01:10:28 PM
Music Music kicked ass.

Fuse/Much Music USA sucks ass.

'nuff said.
 
2003-06-25 01:12:17 PM
 
2003-06-25 01:13:28 PM
The fapalicious Liz Phair
 
2003-06-25 01:21:59 PM
These?


 
2003-06-25 01:26:27 PM
That's one heavin' bosom Avril's sporting in pic #2
 
2003-06-25 01:26:54 PM
She is made of plastic like every other corporate teen-singer creation. Punk my ass. I hope she lives out her 15 minutes and is never heard from again.
 
2003-06-25 01:31:46 PM
I hate her so much more every day...
Can't we trade her and a bunch of other useless (like any Nu-metal group) people to get John Lennon or someone worthwhile back from the dead. And does anyone else notice that is says DVDA on her ass?!?! That is an awful mental picture.
 
2003-06-25 01:35:14 PM
DVDA would break her in two.
 
2003-06-25 01:37:04 PM
Yeah, I would.

BTW, what the hell just happened to Liz Phair? Like a few days ago she started her midlife crisis it seems. Everything was fine until then.
 
2003-06-25 01:40:53 PM
Though I am not a fan of her music I have no shame in saying I would hit it.
 
2003-06-25 01:45:23 PM
Go download some Evergreen Terrace if you want hardcore punk. Lavinge is not punk, she's not even semi-punk. She's britney with darker eyeliner
 
2003-06-25 01:50:19 PM
There really need to be more pictures in this thread for me to judge whether I'd hit it or not.

/got nothing
 
2003-06-25 01:50:19 PM
Alternate Title:

When a moon arrives, the Sun is there.
 
2003-06-25 02:15:18 PM
moobs

I love that pic. ;)
 
2003-06-25 02:21:01 PM
MisatoNERV
And does anyone else notice that is says DVDA on her ass?!?! That is an awful mental picture.

Actually....it says MMVA....she did her little mooning thing during the Much Music Video Awards last Sunday night. Unless of course you already knew that and the DVDA thing was a joke....In that case, sorry :)
 
2003-06-25 02:22:19 PM
this dumb biatch is lame. "but she writes her own songs!$&^!$!" -- yeah, and so do a lot of other shiatty artists. being a pop songwriter isn't that farking hard anyway.

canada still has muchmusic, fuse is only mmusa changed. canadian satellite (bell expressvu) has shiatloads of music channels:

much
moremuch
bpm:tv (dance)
vibe (rap)
edge (rock)
cmt
bet
mtv
 
2003-06-25 02:24:42 PM
in the words of Michael Bolton:

She's a no-talent ass-clown.
 
43%
2003-06-25 02:30:08 PM
I don't care. I'd tag the hell out of it. If you are oh-so-concerned about her talent level and the effects her 15 minutes is having on pop music, you aren't thinking with your gonads enough.
 
2003-06-25 02:33:08 PM
What people don't realize is

Avril doesn't write songs.

They are all written by this studio called "The Matrix", read the album liners and producion notes. A classmate of mine was obsessed with Lavigne, thinking she ws all taleneted, nearly wanted to die when I showed her the truth.

Beides that, she's ugly, can't sing, and even if she could, her songs are completely stupid.

Worst thing is, American [English] music gets played everywhere, but foreign music doesn't Poor kids in Spain and Mexico obsessed with this trash when there is so much good pop and rock and even punk or metal in those nations..
 
2003-06-25 03:19:50 PM
withlovesarareku

So what you're saying is that if I had people like the matrix behind me to write songs and a label to publish me, I could have numerous #1's and sell millions of records even though I can't sing a note?

There's only so much a record label and writers can do for you. No matter what you say about her, the girl has talent or she wouldn't be where she is right now.

I highly doubt record execs go looking in rat holes like Napanee for the anti-britney, wouldn't it be much easier to find that anti-britney in a large city?
 
2003-06-25 03:57:57 PM
And remember kids, the Canucks gave us, "You Can't Do That On Television"! Good stuff.
 
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