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(Daily Mail)   Jennifer Lopez has a wardrobe malfunction. Unfortunately, the part that malfunctioned was the part covering up her dimpled, flabby thighs   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2010-10-19 08:20:32 PM  
I want to see the supermodel that submitter is nailing.
 
2010-10-19 08:45:36 PM  
Yeah, I think she is still very hot.

/This shiat is why we deal with so much bulimic and anorexic young women. I'm all for hot chicks but lets not mindfark them into being walking skeletons.
 
2010-10-19 08:47:40 PM  
With an ass that big, it is unlikely she ever had non-bubbly quads and thighs.

And to be fair, her legs are in motion there. There is no such thing as a fat-free human leg. Not on a live person, anyway.

Such unflattering shots could be taken at similar times of just about any woman. Or man.
 
2010-10-19 09:30:34 PM  
That reminds me, I have to buy new golf balls for this weekend.
 
2010-10-19 09:33:50 PM  
Meh, not that bad. She has nice-looking legs anyways.
 
2010-10-19 09:35:16 PM  
Who thinks that those unflattering pics of her thighs are real?

I, for one, hope that they are shopped negatively.
 
2010-10-19 09:35:49 PM  
[nelsonmuntz.jpg]

I have to agree with everyone saying she's hot and any legs that age would look similar, but what makes it entertaining is how we imagine she would be horrified by everyone seeing these photos of her.
 
2010-10-19 09:37:12 PM  
She's a horrible human being, but still damn sexy for her age. Just GIS her 2009/2010 New Year's Eve appearance. Mmmm, semi-transparency.
 
2010-10-19 09:46:48 PM  
I know we're supposed to hate her, but I still think she's beautiful.

On the outside.
 
2010-10-19 09:49:01 PM  
She is a dancer, with the legs and glutes of a dancer. Anyone who has ever banged a dancer or gymnast knows what I'm talkin' 'bout.
 
2010-10-19 09:55:57 PM  

I'd hold up those thighs.


With my tongue.

 
2010-10-19 10:01:05 PM  
This article is what happens wen female beauty is judged by gay men.
 
2010-10-19 10:03:45 PM  
Click to enlarge? I think I'll pass this time
 
2010-10-19 10:10:35 PM  
This just in...women age as they get older.
 
2010-10-19 10:11:18 PM  
I'mSupposedToGetPudding
This article is what happens wen female beauty is judged by gay men.

True that. Why else would this flat, anorexic, decidedly unfeminine aesthetic persist? This is why Christina Hendricks is not only hot, but important.
 
2010-10-19 10:15:33 PM  
I would still nail that till Sunday!
 
2010-10-19 10:20:00 PM  

I'mSupposedToGetPudding: This article is what happens wen female beauty is judged by gay men.


I don't think it's just gay men or even significantly gay men. Straight women perpetuate it as well. There's a serious element of jealousy in the adulation and inevitable vicious tearing down of celebrity women (which happens the second they start to resemble average, non-celebrity women.)

This is why lesbians should run everything, IMO. Women who actually find women desirable have a better perspective.
 
2010-10-19 10:21:40 PM  
Subby is gay
 
2010-10-19 10:23:57 PM  
OMG!


She's not perfect enough for us any more so ... Off with her head!
 
2010-10-19 10:36:41 PM  
c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

Was she a great big fat person?
 
2010-10-19 10:52:44 PM  

bobbette: This is why lesbians should run everything, IMO


Lesbians think like men, so we'd still have a patriarchal, misogynist society, with war n such....except with monthly visits of crazy, which makes shiny red WWIII buttons tempting to push.

So no dice.

/only kidding
//or am I?
 
2010-10-19 10:55:20 PM  
This reminds me, I'm out of cottage cheese.
 
2010-10-19 10:55:43 PM  
It seems that poor lady got her legs stuck in a golf ball dimpler.
 
2010-10-19 11:16:44 PM  
They aren't that flabby. But she is an annoying coont, so......Yeah, I wouldn't hit that.
 
2010-10-19 11:23:30 PM  

eddyatwork: I want to see the supermodel that submitter is nailing.


www.pointsincase.com

I hear she's a lot hotter when fully aroused though.
 
2010-10-20 12:11:49 AM  
www.pointsincase.com

This is exactly what it would look like if subby tried to put his 400 lb. body on top of it.
 
2010-10-20 12:39:16 AM  
Fat ass, flat chest, low IQ, Fly Girl, Selina, Gigli (her ass is)...whats to like. Just a hood rat who blew all the right people to get to where she is now..15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10 , 9, 8 ......
 
2010-10-20 12:42:14 AM  

fishsounds: Fat ass, flat chest, low IQ, Fly Girl, Selina, Gigli (her ass is)...whats to like. Just a hood rat who blew all the right people to get to where she is now..15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10 , 9, 8 ......


Flat chest? What are you smoking?
 
2010-10-20 12:59:54 AM  
Kim Kardashian, are you paying attention? Sic semper datassis.
 
2010-10-20 01:12:23 AM  

huntley: This just in...women age as they get older the muscles in your legs do weird things when you flex and tighten them by doing things like walking up stairs.


FTFY Never really into JLO, but am constantly amazed at how little most Farkers actually know about real human women and the anatomy and physiology of the human body.
 
2010-10-20 02:04:58 AM  
why would this thread be in the 'music' section?
 
2010-10-20 02:12:09 AM  

doninwv: why would this thread be in the 'music' section?


From when Eminem rapped about her in one of his songs. Don't you remember? :

If I was to stick it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez
and Puffy you know this
Sorry Puff but I don't give a f*ck if this chick was my own mother
I'd still f*ck her with no rubber
and come inside her and have a son and a new brother
at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine...
 
2010-10-20 02:34:37 AM  
ha ok thanks for the clarification :-)
 
2010-10-20 05:02:34 AM  
You have to be looking really hard for something to complain about, to complain about that.
 
2010-10-20 08:01:17 AM  
How is this a wardrobe malfunction? She meant to wear a short skirt.
 
2010-10-20 08:16:39 AM  

I'mSupposedToGetPudding: This article is what happens wen female beauty is judged by gay men.


end thread.
 
2010-10-20 09:48:55 AM  
YOUR ASS LOOKS LIKE ABOUT 150 POUNDS OF CHEWED BUBBLEGUM, PRIVATE LOPEZ!!!!!
 
2010-10-20 10:52:53 AM  

eddyatwork: I want to see the supermodel that submitter is nailing.


I came in to say something like...

"God Forbid submitter ever has to see an actual, real live woman naked."
 
2010-10-20 01:34:11 PM  
i'd be on that shiat like J-Lo on the rice and beans
 
2010-10-20 02:51:05 PM  
"get this look"?

As your article explains how this dress is falling right off her bewbs, you suggest how I can get this lovely dishelveled style?
Um, how about no.
 
2010-10-20 02:53:09 PM  
Yo, Kanye, I'mma let you finish, but I wanted to say that Cohen the Barbarian had the best diamond teeth of all time. Of all time!www.paulkidby.net
 
2010-10-20 02:54:20 PM  

Diasdiem: Yo, Kanye, I'mma let you finish, but I wanted to say that Cohen the Barbarian had the best diamond teeth of all time. Of all time!


Well, fark, wrong thread.
 
2010-10-20 04:09:35 PM  
i3.photobucket.com

It's not that big...
 
2010-10-20 04:34:58 PM  
I have thunder thighs and a badonkadonk butt, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies. :)
 
2010-10-20 05:21:15 PM  

IamsoSouthern: I have thunder thighs and a badonkadonk butt, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies. :)


Pics or it didn't happen....
 
2010-10-20 05:26:57 PM  
IamsoSouthern: I have thunder thighs and a badonkadonk butt, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies. :)

Pics or it didn't happen....


Hee Hee. Wouldn't you like to see. ;-)
 
2010-10-20 05:30:17 PM  

IamsoSouthern: IamsoSouthern: I have thunder thighs and a badonkadonk butt, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies. :)

Pics or it didn't happen....

Hee Hee. Wouldn't you like to see. ;-)


Well, yes I would. That's why I asked.....

/c'mon, guys...back me up, here....
 
2010-10-20 05:54:49 PM  
OMG! Y'all are cracking me up and I'm at work.

Here's a pic. I'm in the pink t-shirt. Link (new window)
 
2010-10-20 06:01:45 PM  

IamsoSouthern: OMG! Y'all are cracking me up and I'm at work.

Here's a pic. I'm in the pink t-shirt. Link (new window)


DAYUM! You are one pretty lady! Thanks for sharing!
 
2010-10-20 06:03:35 PM  
AWWW! Thanks! :)
 
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