Colo-rectal smoking, the Gap's huge casual tee, and I'm thinking RVs: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week 10/10 - 10/16
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Not a lot to report today, so instead here's my favorite submissions about Obama being on Mythbusters in December:
- Not bad for a couple of guys who's idea for a TV show consisted of strapping a couple of rockets to a Chevy
- President Obama to appear on the Dec. 8 episode of "MythBusters." Topics to be covered include the stimulus and ObamaCare
- Obama to appear on Mythbusters, refute being a Kenyan Muslim atheist socialist Marxist space lizard
- President Obama tries to come up with ways to cut military spending, contacts Mythbusters
- Noted scientist PRESIDENT OBAMA to appear on "Mythbusters", to test out the myth of Archimedes' fabled solar ray that is said to have destroyed a Roman fleet. If successful, this solar weapon will be deployed in the 2012 election
And the one we went with:
- Desperately courting the pro-Kari Byron and/or geek vote, Obama to appear on an episode of "Mythbusters". Show will determine if Archimedes using a giant magnifying glasses could forge a birth certificate
Yes, they're all funny, that's why it's so hard to pick one.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2010-10-10 to Sat 2010-10-16:
Man's life dream is to bring dinosaurs back to Central Park. Would be fascinating, educational, and have the added benefit of taking care of problems like the homeless. And joggers
Homeless concerns in Des Moines continue to go unaddressed, just like the homeless
Six missing boaters found alive, but tragically returned to New Jersey
The Maori believe that pregnant or menstruating women should not be allowed near weapons...smart folks, those Maori
Indian in Indian beauty contest accused of not looking Indian enough. How? I don't understand why they have such reservations about her
Man fishes 10 hours with hook in head, says it felt just like his wedding day
CVS, with 7,100 stores, fined $75 million and forfeits $2.6 million in profit, for increasing pseudoephedrine sales by as much as 150 percent. It was my understanding that there would be no meth
Study: Colorectal cancer linked to smoking. You're doing it wrong
Five times the U.S. almost nuked itself. Phew, that was clo
Chilean miners joked about cannibalism, said the one heavyset miner that everyone shared their food rations with
Winnebago sales are up. I'm thinking RVs
Brett Favre gets hit in the groin by a football, collapses in agony. Stop whining, Brett, it's only a little prick
The Yankees mess with Texas. This is not a repeat from 1865, 1996, 1998, or 1999
Mariners choose Wedge as next manager, citing his experience jump starting struggling teams, attacking Death Stars
Love may be as good as a pain reliever, according to the Institute of Emotionless Bastards Who Have Never Been Dumped
Benoit Mandelbrot, the Father of Fractal Geometry, has died at 85, now exists on even more complex plane
Scientists discover molecular "switch" that may allow true sunless tanning, prevent the early death of Jersey Shore cast. Someone must stop this research
David Beckham spends $100 on a sandwich. It's a good start, but his wife needs more than one
Dane Cook's half-brother sentenced to prison for stealing all the money Dane Cook made stealing material from actual comedians
CBS to develop another sitcom based on a Twitter feed as produced by Ashton Kutcher. It will be cancelled in fewer than 140 minutes
Which former Secretary of State voted for Jimmy Carter, had connections to a prominent Black Panther, is a Led Zeppelin fan and dated NFL players? I mean, BESIDES James Baker?
Richard Blumenthal appears to be pulling away from Linda McMahon in the CT senate race. Yeah, he's up now, but she'll just hit him with a steel chair while the ref is distracted and win anyway
Rep. Rahall (D-im), "Climate change - to deny it exists...is like...claiming Santa Claus doesn't exist." Dude, you're not helping
Sufjan Stevens-inspired ballet coming to New York. I'm sure that it will be very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very mellow
Lady Gaga fears a "John Lennon-style death," doesn't realize she's Yoko
Fail: MTV accidentally put "The Black Eyed Peas" on the VMA the Black Keys won, proving you can't escape the Black Eyed Peas even when you listen to good music
Lead smelter settles with EPA over pollution violations, admits those who smelt it dealt it
The Gap finally admits that their new logo design was a huge casual tee
Wine in New Zealand is now cheaper than water. That definitely explains why the residents walk around with a blanc stare
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