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Valdemiro		2003-06-24 11:44:12 AM

Holy craaaaaaaaaaaap! She's amazing An incredible look with some interesting tattoos, but I'm sure they will only hurt her career in the long run.

Kice		2003-06-24 12:20:16 PM

Not that her shelf life is that long, but in 10 years those cool tats are gonna look like a swamp.

cola		2003-06-24 01:15:16 PM

Isn't this the third time this link has been posted now. Someone really wanted it on the front page.

My previous comment went something like this: Cute from the neck up and I dig the guns.

I stand by that statement!

Sixxpackjack		2003-06-24 02:42:56 PM

I'm scared

tarmon		2003-06-24 02:43:07 PM

Cockeyed tits != hotness.

tinrobot		2003-06-24 02:44:43 PM

...and she drinks her milk off the floor. Just like a cat.

meow.

ChromaticDragon		2003-06-24 02:45:26 PM

what's with all the negative comments so far?

Shinaynay		2003-06-24 02:45:53 PM

She's a hottie pottatti if you don't look at her boobs. BTW, she is also a contortionist and a firebreather.

crazyjim		2003-06-24 02:47:15 PM

I'd dragon punch her.

Girly Girl		2003-06-24 02:47:44 PM

Tatoos on woman are disgusting. Small ones or big ones doesn't matter. Ick. I think most men think the same way.

crazyjim		2003-06-24 02:48:23 PM

I think well done tatoos like she has are incredibly sexy. It shows she has spirit past the barbie beauty.

Shinaynay		2003-06-24 02:48:26 PM

Only Puritan hicks.

rbaron71		2003-06-24 02:48:47 PM

Depends on what the tattoo is, and where it is, Girly Girl. I don't mind a chick with a tattoo. As long as she's not covered in 'em.

LondosHair		2003-06-24 02:50:41 PM

Horrible boob job, and her lips are about to explode... but I'd still hit it just to say I did.

WoolyDoug		2003-06-24 02:51:33 PM

Sorry Girly Girl. Aint nothing wrong with Tattoos.

If the person is creative, they'll have good looking, well placed tattoos.

If the person is not, then they'll have a rose on their boob, a tribal on the small of their back, and an anklet of some sort.

Girly Girl		2003-06-24 02:53:48 PM

rbaron71

I have friends who have dolphines and roses and ones like that on their ankles which even now after ten years are starting to look like shiat.

Artmerlyn		2003-06-24 02:55:01 PM

The asian one looked really cute to me.

Then I saw the huge, elaborate tattoo on her back. Yuck.

/small tattoos are fine

xaldin		2003-06-24 02:55:33 PM

I've only seen 2 "good looking, well placed tattoos" in my entire life. Both on the same lady. This isn't the one thats for sure.

Just not my thing to look at. Kinda like eyebrow piercings or smoking aren't things I like and find a turnoff.

frankenbeans		2003-06-24 02:55:47 PM

i've met her. she's hot.

woolydoug, you nailed it.

FLA Chickie		2003-06-24 02:56:46 PM

I think they should add tattoo as one of the most misspelled words.

crazyjim		2003-06-24 02:56:52 PM

Girly, you can get tatoos retouched. In fact its one of the keys to proper maintence.

DrunkenLimeyBastard		2003-06-24 02:57:00 PM

GirlyGirl

I agree with you on the tatto thing. That being said, Mrs. DrunkenLimeyBastard has 4 of them. It's her body, not much I can say. She already had one when I met her. As long as she doesn't mess with the boobies - no piercings, tattoos or silicone, I'm okay with it.

frankenbeans		2003-06-24 02:57:02 PM

get out more often kids... it's a big world out there.

Mad Ogre		2003-06-24 02:57:39 PM

I'd scrub it clean, then hit it.
I like the link to the Jennifer Connolly pics.
I have been in love with her since Labrinth. Her breasts are perhaps the best in Hollywood. She is yummy.

turkeyvulture		2003-06-24 02:57:47 PM

She looks like a freaky asian Angelina Jolie. AND she's got those you know what suckin' lips.

DrunkenLimeyBastard		2003-06-24 02:58:41 PM

/obligatory tattoo pic

JuiceUpBeforeWork		2003-06-24 02:58:50 PM

Dad?

DrunkenLimeyBastard		2003-06-24 03:00:04 PM

2003-06-24 02:57:39 PM Mad Ogre

I'd scrub it clean, then hit it.
I like the link to the Jennifer Connolly pics.
I have been in love with her since Labrinth. Her breasts are perhaps the best in Hollywood. She is yummy.

She won Celebrity Skin's top 100 boobies contest, beat out my favorite Jamie Lee Curtis.

aenemated		2003-06-24 03:03:22 PM

been a masuimi fan for quite a while.

she might be the perfect woman.

Aias		2003-06-24 03:05:20 PM

Me likey the tats...
Me not so keen on the guns though... you could put someone's eye out!

necromantic		2003-06-24 03:08:45 PM

2003-06-24 03:00:04 PM DrunkenLimeyBastard

She won Celebrity Skin's top 100 boobies contest, beat out my favorite Jamie Lee Curtis.

You know Jaime Lee Curtis is/was a hermaphrodite right?

Gunrunnercorp		2003-06-24 03:09:49 PM

she's into guns and fire?....sweet!!!...

nothingyet		2003-06-24 03:10:35 PM

DRUNKENLIMEY-

Too funny with the Herve Villaichez pic. That guy rocked.

binky_boy		2003-06-24 03:10:47 PM

She lives in Dallas and used to work at July Alley. I tried to hire her to do her fire breathing / contortionist act for our halloween party but my buddies are farking idiots.

And I think she is hotter than the doorknob to hell.

diesel		2003-06-24 03:12:10 PM

What happened to the Survivor boobies link?

aquafortis		2003-06-24 03:13:32 PM

These farkisms are out of control:
"For 1000's of photos, go to Masuimi's website(no pop ups(NSFW)"
/link from the page

Kimic		2003-06-24 03:13:49 PM

Whoa.

My world has officially been rocked.

Valdemiro		2003-06-24 03:14:46 PM

I just went to her website and realized she isn't trying to be an average run of the mill model (obvious) so the tattoo's do add a distinct flair to her, sorta like a sexy Yakuza agent. I love the way she changes her looks constantly plus the cool ass pyro stunts and she goes up to a 9 out of 10 in my book. Now if she wants to be a perfect 10 she needs to come to my house dressed up as Trogdor and do a fireball stunt.

DrunkenLimeyBastard		2003-06-24 03:14:56 PM

2003-06-24 03:08:45 PM necromantic

2003-06-24 03:00:04 PM DrunkenLimeyBastard

She won Celebrity Skin's top 100 boobies contest, beat out my favorite Jamie Lee Curtis.

You know Jaime Lee Curtis is/was a hermaphrodite right?

I've heard those rumors and I don't care. I will still kill many kittens over her.

Aias		2003-06-24 03:15:10 PM

"You know Jaime Lee Curtis is/was a hermaphrodite right?"

her boobies are just as sweet whether she was born with part of a thingy or not...

JuiceUpBeforeWork		2003-06-24 03:15:16 PM

That did it. Time to donate some DNA.

flipmack		2003-06-24 03:15:17 PM

Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite? NOOOOO!

mem		2003-06-24 03:15:48 PM

The last time I saw her she was wrestling with some other chick in a babypool filled with J-lube. And glitter. Wearing only a thong. Nice.

The tits were very strange indeed, but she is cute and,um, well, spunky...

biggbossman		2003-06-24 03:16:08 PM

Nothingyet-

Herve shot himself!!

Coincidence?

AnthraxRipple		2003-06-24 03:19:50 PM

Soooo hot. Want to touch the heinie.

AbbyNormal		2003-06-24 03:20:08 PM

I think most men think the same way.

Wow, are you wrong. For the most part, they will say that to you if they think you might put out. But over all, most don't care. An there are lots of guys who think they are really hot.

I've never had anyone complain about mine. But I was also careful to have reall good artists, get touchups as needed and I wasn't dumb enough to get one on a boob, or any other place that might stretch and disort.Also, staying out of the sun keeps them looking nice.

necromantic		2003-06-24 03:20:24 PM

Ever since I found that out about Jaime Lee Curtis that scene in True Lies is ruined

ShowhermyO-face		2003-06-24 03:20:26 PM

Just going on the record to state that I have absolutely no problem with this chick or the designs on her body. Now that I think about it, I have designs on her body as well...

Here kitty kitty kitty

DrunkenLimeyBastard		2003-06-24 03:20:35 PM

NSFW Jamie Lee Curtis

The movie 'Love Letters' is probably her most graphic nudity and sexuality that you will ever see. I have it on DVD, but it is hard to find.