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(Boston Herald)   Mom sues after her 15-year-old sex-addict snowflake appears on Tyra Banks' show   (bostonherald.com) divider line 216
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2010-10-18 01:27:43 AM
whatabrotherknow: Sadly, I suspect more people will know about this girl's exploitation now because of the lawsuit rather than the fact she was on the show to begin with.

How many of you farkers saw this episode before reading about it/watching it just now?


I didn't even know Tyra Banks had a talk show. I thought she was still modeling wet bikinis for SI.
 
2010-10-18 01:28:13 AM
Dr.Knockboots: Good.. I hope Tyra pays a huge price for this.. she is a self-important, out of touch ass.. I hope she gets destroyed for this.

Meh. She's insured. This won't affect her in the least. If there is a big award her rates might go up, as will the rates of everyone else. The publicity will increase her ratings and she'll get more money. Odd that other criminals who try to make a buck off their notoriety (like writing a books about their crime) don't get to see the money, but if it's an entertainer then it's all win.

Fark you, America
 
2010-10-18 01:29:26 AM
Chariset:
I'm ashamed to admit I played "Guess the Race" and won

What is there to be ashamed about? The ability to form general concepts on the basis of particular examples is an essential ingredient of intelligent behavior.

People who adhere to black culture (whether they are black or not) are the ones who should be ashamed.
 
2010-10-18 01:29:43 AM
Either someone at the show farked up or signatures were forged/daddy signed.

I don't know why some of you are worked up about Tyra. It's daytime TV which panders to the lowest common denominator of society. Just point, laugh, and move on.
 
2010-10-18 01:30:20 AM
1. Sent daughter to talk show
2. Sue claiming no knowledge
3. Profit!

I can't fathom how a talk show, that must have teens on all the time, doesn't have a standard parental permission procedure that is followed. High school field trips are better organized.
 
2010-10-18 01:31:09 AM
Tatsuma: Err, link here

Also, Fark, you got me watching the Tyra Banks show for 3 minutes.

Fark you.


I watched the video to see the dumb chick, then saw the next segment - some guy who jacks it all the time. He seriously sounds like two thirds of of male Farkers - what's he so upset about?
 
2010-10-18 01:31:09 AM
TrixieDelite: I didn't even know Tyra Banks had a talk show. I thought she was still modeling wet bikinis for SI.

She got too fat for that.
 
2010-10-18 01:31:54 AM
I don't think these talk shows send a producer to every podunk town to pre-interview every single guest.

The only talk show guest I personally know was sent a plane ticket to Jenny Jones after talking on the phone to a producer. She and her co-guest got a limo, hotel etc. The second the show was done taping, they were hustled out the door.

What's really funny is that this woman (white) and her male co-guest (black) were on an episode of Jenny Jones called "I date outside my race." They were presented as a couple, which is hilarious as she's gay as can be. The guy was just a friend. They had BS'd everyone, which i assume many of the guests do.

If - and we don't know - the kid was really on Tyra with no parental permission. then I hope the mom gets every penny. These talk shows - not that I've seen a lot of them - seem to exploit the stupid and the poor in their never-ending need for guests.

From what my co-workers say about Oprah and her fairly mainstream and celeb topics, she might be the only one not parading an endless stream of losers across the screen.
 
2010-10-18 01:33:04 AM
Mensan: I watched the video to see the dumb chick, then saw the next segment - some guy who jacks it all the time. He seriously sounds like two thirds of of male Farkers - what's he so upset about?

Sounded like a free-loader whose fed up wife made him go on. He's probably just using the porn addiction as an excuse to put off finding a job even longer.
 
2010-10-18 01:33:10 AM
Kinda makes you wonder what the girl's home life is like that she was able to fly to ANOTHER STATE and stay away long enough to tape a TV segment before Mom found out a TV show was even interested in her kid. Did Mom finally notice her daughter was gone for a few days OR did Mom not find out about the trip until the show aired? Either way, major parental fail there.
 
2010-10-18 01:36:14 AM
Bathia_Mapes: EL_FABREZ: If a limo comes and picks up your kid and then she flies to New York without you noticing you kind of prove you have no parenting abilities.

FTA...McClendon filed a missing person report with local police when she realized her daughter was gone. The teen has never been diagnosed as a sex addict, the lawsuit says.



That what makes me wonder about it. One of her friends had to have know, or at least a neighbor should've seen a freaking limo picking her up. It's reminds me of the one time Batman picked up a girl Robin for his sidekicks and the hippie parents were all like "didn't we have a kid"
 
2010-10-18 01:37:29 AM
radioman_: What's really funny is that this woman (white) and her male co-guest (black) were on an episode of Jenny Jones called "I date outside my race." They were presented as a couple, which is hilarious as she's gay as can be. The guy was just a friend. They had BS'd everyone, which i assume many of the guests do.

Had a bartender friend (and his female coworker) who went on a Jenny Jones under the story that they used to date but she cheated on him and they broke up. But now that she has a hotter body, she wants him back. Free trip to Chicago, I think. I only ever caught the last minute of his appearance.
 
2010-10-18 01:42:22 AM
jingks: TrixieDelite: I didn't even know Tyra Banks had a talk show. I thought she was still modeling wet bikinis for SI.

She got too fat for that.


No shiat. Her a$$ looks like a Titleist Pro V-1.
 
2010-10-18 01:44:21 AM
PocketBillionaire: Dr.Knockboots: Good.. I hope Tyra pays a huge price for this.. she is a self-important, out of touch ass.. I hope she gets destroyed for this.

Meh. She's insured. This won't affect her in the least. If there is a big award her rates might go up, as will the rates of everyone else. The publicity will increase her ratings and she'll get more money. Odd that other criminals who try to make a buck off their notoriety (like writing a books about their crime) don't get to see the money, but if it's an entertainer then it's all win.

Fark you, America


Insurance won't pay out if the show did not follow policy or the law.
 
2010-10-18 01:44:23 AM
tyra needs to be stopped.
 
2010-10-18 01:45:41 AM
radioman_: I don't think these talk shows send a producer to every podunk town to pre-interview every single guest.

The only talk show guest I personally know was sent a plane ticket to Jenny Jones after talking on the phone to a producer. She and her co-guest got a limo, hotel etc. The second the show was done taping, they were hustled out the door.

What's really funny is that this woman (white) and her male co-guest (black) were on an episode of Jenny Jones called "I date outside my race." They were presented as a couple, which is hilarious as she's gay as can be. The guy was just a friend. They had BS'd everyone, which i assume many of the guests do.

If - and we don't know - the kid was really on Tyra with no parental permission. then I hope the mom gets every penny. These talk shows - not that I've seen a lot of them - seem to exploit the stupid and the poor in their never-ending need for guests.

From what my co-workers say about Oprah and her fairly mainstream and celeb topics, she might be the only one not parading an endless stream of losers across the screen.


"from what my coworkers say" huh?
 
2010-10-18 01:46:10 AM
AH! This makes more sense...

FTFA - McClendon filed a missing person report with local police when she realized her daughter was gone. The teen has never been diagnosed as a sex addict, the lawsuit says.

The article I read earlier on this same subject didn't mention a police report. So Mom DID notice she was gone.

If that girl lost her virginity at age nine, that means there's a guy somewhere out there who REALLY needs to be in jail.
 
2010-10-18 01:54:18 AM
This isn't talk TV's first romp around teen sex addicts, if Tyra's smart she has people from Maury working for her. Or at the very least studied how he handles this crap. It's shameless, yes, and she deserves to be taken down.

But, this just stinks of that girl who "fell asleep while being tattooed".

Besides, lawsuit $1million? Tyra craps that out after her morning bagel. They'll settle for probably half that.
 
2010-10-18 01:55:44 AM
EL_FABREZ: If a limo comes and picks up your kid and then she flies to New York without you noticing you kind of prove you have no parenting abilities.

good job with the RTFA....she filed a missing person's report while the kid was gone.
 
2010-10-18 02:00:49 AM
Rubberband Girl: The article I read earlier on this same subject didn't mention a police report. So Mom DID notice she was gone.

If that girl lost her virginity at age nine, that means there's a guy somewhere out there who REALLY needs to be in jail.


just tattoo "I raped a little girl" on his forehead and sent him into general population. Problem solved.

Or just give him to me for 10 minutes in a room with no windows.

I own a pink Taurus TCP. I'll shoot him in the junk with it. Nothing says prison biatch like getting shot with a pink gun.

/28 years old, male, 210 lbs.
 
2010-10-18 02:04:13 AM
FTFA: stay in a hotel alone

well that proves the girl was no sex addict.
 
2010-10-18 02:05:38 AM
Hick: I had never seen that show before, but I was in the waiting room getting my oil changed. They had bottles of blood in various colors explaining how during a woman's period how it changes color.

I left that room, real fast.


Yeah...you're already smart enough to replace the filter before the goo trapped in it gets all chunky and discolored. And also to maintain your car.
 
2010-10-18 02:06:18 AM
Oh man, The Soup is gonna have a field day with this one.
 
2010-10-18 02:09:34 AM
The reasoning behind the lawsuit sounds very ambulance chaser-ish.
 
2010-10-18 02:14:08 AM
I bet soon as she saw her daughter being sexually exploited on TV, she was like, "Cha-Ching!". Then her eyeballs turned into dollar signs just like they do on the cartoons.
 
2010-10-18 02:14:47 AM
Methinks there is more to this story than what the mother is leading us to believe...
 
2010-10-18 02:17:54 AM
When I was about 13 or 14, I had a couple off friends I who went on Springer to talk about their multiple arrests for blocking abortion clinics. It was, of course, a fiasco and their parents should have known better than to let their teenage son and tween daughter go on Springer to talk about how they'd been arrested dozens of times and how their parents were fine with it. All of us who were friends with them thought the whole thing was hilarious, especially because we knew they were nothing like the goody two shoes image they had tried to portray of themselves.
 
2010-10-18 02:20:31 AM
invisbob:
I own a pink Taurus TCP. I'll shoot him in the junk with it. Nothing says prison biatch like getting shot with a pink gun.

/28 years old, male, 210 lbs.


Nothing says prison biatch like being a fat kid convicted of making criminal threats with his pink gun.
 
2010-10-18 02:22:41 AM
Occam's Chainsaw: Tatsuma: What the fark is that shiat.

Greed. The exploitation of the worst among us to use schadenfreude to sell cosmetics to terminally bored housewives. The absolute pinnacle of human depravity.


touche! well stated.
 
2010-10-18 02:24:24 AM
Programming schedule


1:00 - Douchebaggery
1:30 - Douchebaggery
2:00 - Douchebaggery
2:30 - Sh*t blowing up
3:00 - Douchebaggery
3:30 - Whores
4:00 - Princess Piss and the Real Housewives of Bumf*ck NJ
4:30 - Douchebaggery
5:00 - Order pizza
5:30 - Douchebaggery
6:00 - Douchebaggery
6:30 - Give up and join Netflix
 
2010-10-18 02:26:45 AM
Ten bucks that she forged the signature or the Daddy signed it.
 
2010-10-18 02:28:56 AM
invisbob: Rubberband Girl: The article I read earlier on this same subject didn't mention a police report. So Mom DID notice she was gone.

If that girl lost her virginity at age nine, that means there's a guy somewhere out there who REALLY needs to be in jail.

just tattoo "I raped a little girl" on his forehead and sent him into general population. Problem solved.

Or just give him to me for 10 minutes in a room with no windows.

I own a pink Taurus TCP. I'll shoot him in the junk with it. Nothing says prison biatch like getting shot with a pink gun.

/28 years old, male, 210 lbs.


globalnerdy.com

Obligatory
 
2010-10-18 02:30:16 AM
I'm glad we dont have shiat like this on UK tv

oh hang on a minute, fark, we do
 
2010-10-18 02:30:40 AM
"I'm gonna do whatever, mom!"

"Great. I'll just let your father kill your stupid, spoiled ass and start over."

"I HATE YOU!"

"That's nice, dear. No do your homework."

OK..

for the La-Z-boy...

What's missing from that scene?
 
2010-10-18 02:31:13 AM
ArrogantGod: invisbob:
I own a pink Taurus TCP. I'll shoot him in the junk with it. Nothing says prison biatch like getting shot with a pink gun.

/28 years old, male, 210 lbs.

Nothing says prison biatch like being a fat kid convicted of making criminal threats with his pink gun.


You sound like a lib. Not a threat. I truly believe sex offenders should just be killed on sight. Within reason of course. The 18 year old who has sex with his 17 year old girlfriend is probably ok. I'm talking the the worst of the worst.
Douchbags who rape kids, the dude that breaks in who think he's a bad ass for raping someone, the guy who raped grandma.

To me they rank right up there with bacteria. We don't hesitate to kill 99.97% of them.
 
2010-10-18 02:31:47 AM
besides the "w"... : )
 
2010-10-18 02:34:05 AM
I don't believe this story for a second. These shows have lawyers up the ying yang because of the contracts that allow them to exploit you however they wish. I doubt very much that someone from the show just picked her up, flew her there, gave her lodging, put her on the show, and then flew her home without once asking where her parents were to sign documents.

Unless the girl has a fake ID and she told them she was 18. But since the show is about sex addict teens I doubt that.
 
2010-10-18 02:46:38 AM
TrixieDelite: Word.
When I was 15, I couldn't ride my bike to the roller skating rink without my mom trailing a few feet behind me.
But this chick gets in a limo, then on a plane, goes to New York, spills her guts on a talk show and gets labeled a sex addict?
Kee-rist.
/and did she think her mom *wouldn't* hear about it?



Your folks clearly didn't trust you then.

When I was 15 my friends and I would head off on the train to other towns or cities to go shopping, go to arcades (yeah they still have them, I'm not that ancient), go see a move, whatever. Never once appeared on a talk show.

When a kid is 15 you're a failure as a parent if you're still following them around checking on them all the time.
 
2010-10-18 02:50:20 AM
Don't give a 15-year-old a cell phone. Duh. This is a growing trend that I'll never understand. I don't care if it *is* only a few extra dollars to add them to your plan...you might as well hand them your car keys and credit card, too.

/why yes, I plan on sheltering the hell out of my kids
//no car, cell phone or other grown-up toy until you farking pay for it yourself
 
2010-10-18 02:52:01 AM
Okay, lessee...

Tyra apologises, says she was hoodwinked, gets all "gee whiz. I was trying to help".

Producers invite mom to the show, mom agrees, starts out all "how dare you!" and Tyra gets all "keepin' it real" and calms mom down with "But, in the long run, now she get the help she needs. Will you help me with this?" Mom breaks down and gets all sob sister, sgree, drops fake suit.

Just like in the script and contract.
 
2010-10-18 02:53:38 AM
...Aside from that, how about you restrict the crap streaming into your house via television? If I had a kid that watched Tyra, I would automatically consider that a red flag that I was a failure as a parent.
 
2010-10-18 02:54:12 AM
Tatsuma: Occam's Chainsaw: Greed. The exploitation of the worst among us to use schadenfreude to sell cosmetics to terminally bored housewives. The absolute pinnacle of human depravity.

Just after I wrote that, I thought 'The Elephant Man: 2010'

That's all it is. It's trotting people out, pointing out how much freakish they are, and making money off of their backs.

Fark this.


No shiat! That Tyra biatch be actin' like Springer! This never woulda happen with Oprah!
 
2010-10-18 02:59:57 AM
vrax: No shiat! That Tyra biatch be actin' like Springer! This never woulda happen with Oprah!

Now we're talkin'! I hereby propose a Tyra-vs-Springer cage-match as an episode of Jenny Jones.


Jenny's a hottie!
 
2010-10-18 03:02:20 AM
I can see where the mom would want to keep the episode from airing, but I've got a problem with her wanting so much money.

I also have a problem with the claim that she got on the show without her mother's consent, but I can see the girl forging her mother's signature or faking her voice. The "Megan Wants a Millionaire" show proved that many of these types of shows are lax in actually checking into stuff like permissions or backgrounds beyond a superficial once over.
 
2010-10-18 03:04:53 AM
Prof. Frink: vrax: No shiat! That Tyra biatch be actin' like Springer! This never woulda happen with Oprah!

Now we're talkin'! I hereby propose a Tyra-vs-Springer cage-match as an episode of Jenny Jones.


Jenny's a hottie!


Can we put Dr. Phil in as ref and have him "accidentally" brained with a folding chair?
 
2010-10-18 03:07:36 AM
jebusfreak: She's lying. Who would sleep with THAT? Either show the doctor's reports that she's been pregnant three times and has STD's, or it's all a bullshiat money-making scam. After watching how she acts on TV, I think she's a troll.

There are people on this earth who will sleep with someone just because they can, especially if the guy is ugly or is a pedo.
 
2010-10-18 03:08:07 AM
teeny: ...Aside from that, how about you restrict the crap streaming into your house via television? If I had a kid that watched Tyra, I would automatically consider that a red flag that I was a failure as a parent.

Write letters.

Here's one:

Dear Network Producer,

The pail of moldy dogsh*t, gossip fence mama drama and sea of open invitations to sniff other people's underpants that you palm off on viewers as entertainment would offend the sensibilities of anybody who an count to "shoe".

I realise that finding out that discovering you could hire a 3'4", albino lesbian to take a crap on stage or just watch hillbillies kick the crap out of other has a production budget of paychecks for approximately three cameramen, an Avid editing station monkey and a douchebag with a microphone probably made you come in your pants when it started selling like ointment at an orgy, but it tends to make one think that your whole staff would go nose in the dirt and suck an earthworm's dick to not actually hire actors, writers or even wave hello to a director.

I, for one, am watching each of your unctuous offerings all the way through this week so I can also write letters to every one of your advertisers so they know that at least a few of their former customers can actually read, wipe their own ass without a 40 page .pdf and tell rotting meat from entertainment.

Your dignity is obviously unimportant to you but how about at least pretending to do something besides find the next train wreck, 12 year old hooker, violent redneck, boasting, POS drug dealer or other sociocultural detritus so that - once this fascination with watching western civilisation go down the shi*ter fades, you might be able to get a job doing something besides refereeing back alley craps games or sucking sick for beer money.

Do it for you.

- A Fan.


Can't hurt.

Or, you know... just shut it off, get a V-Chip or buy your kid a guitar.
 
2010-10-18 03:11:17 AM
Did anyone else notice that Tyra seems to be obsessed with sexual thoughts while in the shower? She mentions it with both guest.

Link (new window)

I bet Tyra has the best shower massager money can buy.
 
2010-10-18 03:11:29 AM
teeny: Don't give a 15-year-old a cell phone. Duh. This is a growing trend that I'll never understand. I don't care if it *is* only a few extra dollars to add them to your plan...you might as well hand them your car keys and credit card, too.

/why yes, I plan on sheltering the hell out of my kids
//no car, cell phone or other grown-up toy until you farking pay for it yourself


This just says it better than words.
i1025.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-18 03:11:35 AM
wow.. sorry about the typos and bad edits.

Maybe I should get a job in teevee.
 
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