So they've decided to eat roadkill. Woohoo. We've been doing that for years, and we didn't have to commission a big study first.

/welcomes you to Tennessee

<---------- Look out... dinner is about to be served.

I would've thought the answer would involve bukkake.

Nothin says lovin like blubber in the oven

That's one big piece of sushi.

Joshg - Yeah, you figure an article on Manichi that mentions sperm whales would involve some type of reference to bukakke.

Dolphin are pretty good too !!
Eat more dolphin!

Japanese guy: Now what should we do with these beached octopi?

\light bulb turns on above head

It's one of life's certainties that the japanese will always find a way to eat whales. Why are they always so nutts about it, is whale meat really really nice?

Tastes like chicken....

/someone had to...

www.eatmoredolphin.com

[insert obligatory Anna Nicole comment here]

Just_Another_Girl

I just spit coffee on my keyboard! Thanks for starting my day off right!

So, what's wrong with that?

I eat you long time!

Does it really count as sushi if they are eating a mammal?

Everybody was Beached whale biting!!!

Duyogurt

That would make my girlfriend "sushi"

That's no beached whale you're eating sir. That's my wife!

I've got an idea: The Japanese should get some heavy twine and about three hundred conspirators and go party with the dead whale ala "Weekend at Bernie's"...

I've got dibbs on the blowhole!!

I say we have a poll on what everyone thinks their next excuse will be... They've already done enough "research".

Me love all BIG MAMMALS!



I eat you long time!

The Japanese seem to find any way they can to kill these animals. I remember the "scientific" rule they exploited. They can forego the anti-whaling laws for scientific purposes. They wanted to add 50 minke whales to the very low limit allowed to be whaled. The were denied and shortly thereafter annouced 50 more whales were killed for scientific reasons.

Iceland is worse. They joined the International Whaling Commission (which sets all these rules) under the provision that they will be ignoring the moratorium on global whaling.

Its people like these that make me want to build a small attack sub if I ever get rich.

Great, now the Japanese will be chasing whales to the shore.

What, no dynamite?

Yeah Albinoman is right it is questionable. Would you really try your hardest to save a cow if you got a big chunk of a juicy steak if it dies? This is basically so they can eat whales instead of saving them.

Pave the Whales

some whale meat

They will after all eat anything that walks, crawls, swims or floats. If it comes from the ocean it is fair game. Leave them alone and let them enjoy the wales.

Save the Whales

Eat beaver.

/I got fcukin no dukes

GIS for "eat the whales"

Ever have really, really, really good chicken? Well, it's like that, except not as good.

(old variant on tulsawop's observation)

Barbecue in the beach.

tulsawop

no prob, just stating the obvious ;-)

Nuke the whales.

/Nelson

i blame mario, for cruelly walking on those whales' backs in SMB2. he set a bad example for an entire generation. not to mention his cruel subjection of yoshi.

albtraum: the word you are searching for is subjugation.

Fire up the pit, ice down the keg .. It's gonna be one hell of a beach party!

Does your minke bite?
No.
...
I thought you said your minke doesn't bite.
Tha't not my minke.

curses, beaten to the dynamite reference.

anyways, bigfatbuddhist gets my vote for best idea: The Japanese should get some heavy twine and about three hundred conspirators and go party with the dead whale ala "Weekend at Bernie's"...

RedEyedWings


"albtraum: the word you are searching for is subjugation."

actually, the word i was searching for is the word i used.

NOUN: SUBJECTION; dependence, dependency; subordination; thrall, thralldom or thraldom, enthrallment or enthralment, subjugation, bondage, serfdom; feudalism, feudality;...



but yours would work too.

Kinki U, where do I sign up

albtraum
smooth.....
you are right, of course. I am corrected.

MasterBrembo, that's a whale sshark, wrong animal.

redeyed

to tell you the truth, subjugation would probably be more precise than subjection when describing mario's sick relationship with yoshi, because subjugate means "put under yoke" and subject just means "cast down". but anyway...

and don't get me started on the tanooki suit...

Thanks, mattos...