Thenixon: Mykeru: Thenixon: 23. "I've got a condom jar, dildos, posters and paintings of naked women, and some fuzzy handcuffs on my boat. Do you like sailing?You're going to love sailing."

It's okay if you're a Republican.

A Real Man(tm) would never pose the question. See my edits above for where he went wrong. Aside from picking the wrong wingman, I guess.

/There's a wiki page (new window) on this sort of stuff. Kind of Gym-in-26-minutes-guy meets Tony Robbins. Bizarre.

FTFwiki:

"The seduction community is a subculture of men and businesses, primarily communicating on the internet, who strive for better sexual success with women. Pickup artists (PUA) will use tactics such as negging and peacocking to seduce women.[1]

It exists largely through Internet newsletters, marketing, forums and groups, as well as over a hundred local clubs, known as "lairs". Members of the community often call themselves pickup artists."

Much like fool-proof make-millions real estate schemes that twin dwarves want to sell you in 3:00 am infomercials.

wambu: itsfullofstars:

Apparently its 1950 in India.

Does she look dead in that photo to you too?

Stage lighting has come a long way since the 1950's.

I showed this to the bf and he tried to figure out how to do all 10 at once. Behold:

"If you like me, could I give you a kiss? I don't know if you got my message about maybe going to that orgy tonight with all of your shiathead exes, but we could go in my sports car."

/Love that boy

Okay, a Farkette perspective...

1) Asking is kinda weird. Generally if I want to kiss, I will be giving signs such as leaning in close, keeping eye contact etc. If I'm trying not to touch you physically, leaning in for kiss is probably a bad idea. All you need to know body language can tell you.

2) I wouldn't mind if a guy asked me out on a date, but there is something to be said for casual, "Wanna hang out some time?" There's a lot less pressure.

3) I don't like bragging period.

4) Okay, call me weird but I do like it when a guy takes initiative to plan out a date. I can be indecisive, so when a guy has something he wants to do and presents that to me, it takes some of the pressure off me. Of course, I like having input as well, so he needs to respect that I may not like every idea he has, so maybe have a couple plans and let me decide.

5) "Do you like me?" What are we in, 3rd grade? That's pretty annoying.

6) Agree.

7) I don't care if you ask me, but if you do, you have no right to judge my response whether it be good or bad to you. And generally, that's not a first date question either.

8) There's nothing wrong with saying you had a good time and may want to go out again. That is, if it's obvious the other person had a good time too.

9) Not sure what that means. Next step how?

10) It wouldn't make sense to talk bad about someone you haven't met to begin with. And since most of my guy friends are in a relationship, gay, or married, getting jealous of them is really stupid. And I HAVE had it happen, and that's a good sign to not pursue anything with that particular guy.

Lorelle: 11. Are those real?
12. Are you on the rag?
13. Do you like buttsex?
14. Have you ever had a man with a 12-inch cock?
15. Will you make me a sandwich?
16. Fetch beer?
17. Give me a footrub?
18. Clean my bathroom?
19. Wash my car?
20. Stop yelling at me for asking stupid questions?

Man, if I'd applied this to she-biatch, I'd have two fewer children and one less stupid biatch spending my money in the house.

/love the kids, though. Torn.

Actually, every single suggestion here is spot on.

Cool. Two questions I have always worried about asking my wife did not make the list: 1) how about we have a threesome with a hot chick? 2) can I bang your sister? Now I know that I can safely ask away.

Once again...

What is this "guilt trip" thing?

I no unnerstan.

I am surprised that they left out "are you pregnant?" That is just a disaster waiting to happen. At least half the time you ask that it will turn out that the chick you are asking is just a bit fat.

Jadedgrl: Okay, a Farkette perspective...

Didn't read. Don't care.

Rashnu: Article summarized: Do the needful.

Thread over.

Fine Varmint: Once again... What is this "guilt trip" thing? I no unnerstan.

The person is trying to make them feel guilty for not answering their message fast enough.

Ima4nic8or: I am surprised that they left out "are you pregnant?" That is just a disaster waiting to happen. At least half the time you ask that it will turn out that the chick you are asking is just a bit fat.

Never, ever, EVER, ask a female that question, unless you're in the act of delivering her kid and have a 10+ cm dilated cervix in your hand(s). There is NO graceful backpedal that you can use at that point. If the water isn't broken all around you, AND you haven't been asked to help get the spawn out of the "magic place", don't even HINT that she might be pregnant.

Mykeru: Jadedgrl: Okay, a Farkette perspective...

Didn't read. Don't care.

Then why bother to respond? Just like being a dick?

Working on a new fetish.

Ima4nic8or: I am surprised that they left out "are you pregnant?" That is just a disaster waiting to happen. At least half the time you ask that it will turn out that the chick you are asking is just a bit fat.

Why are you talking to fat chicks?

thamike: Ima4nic8or: I am surprised that they left out "are you pregnant?" That is just a disaster waiting to happen. At least half the time you ask that it will turn out that the chick you are asking is just a bit fat.

That's why it's always best to assume the latter. Sidle up to her on the dance floor and whisper, "you don't sweat much for a fat girl." If she's pregnant, she'll be too relieved that she's not actually fat to get angry.

Dang, Mike, keep taht up smoove moves and you may some day get laid.

Fine Varmint: Once again...

What is this "guilt trip" thing?

I no unnerstan.

I believe the "guilt trip thing" is when you bang a 14 year old boy that you found on the street while high on methamphetamines. You later regret it and place the boy back on the street where you found him because it it the right thing to do. To lesson your guilt you then kick an eight weeks pregnant woman in the gut so that the poor child will never see the likes of your anal raping.

/not that I am speaking from experience

Ima4nic8or: I am surprised that they left out "are you pregnant?" That is just a disaster waiting to happen. At least half the time you ask that it will turn out that the chick you are asking is just a bit fat.

Also "Pre-op or post-op?" because it just spoils the surprise.

In West Virginia it's SOP to ask a girl if she's a virgin. If she is, dump her. Hell, if she ain't good enough for her kin...

give me doughnuts: Was it just me, or did anybody else read the article in this guys voice:

ifyouknew:
The only one I agree with is number seven. NEVER ask how many men she's slept with. Everyone knows that's off-limits. You'll never be happy with the answer anyway; it'll always be either too high or too low for you. There is no perfect balance between 'experienced' and 'promiscuous'.

What you should do, if asked, is ask the guy "What would be the 'right' number of men for your wife to have slept with before she met you?" I could really get a lot of information out of whatever he says.

Jadedgrl: Mykeru: Jadedgrl: Okay, a Farkette perspective...

Didn't read. Don't care.

Then why bother to respond? Just like being a dick?

You farkettes, it's all about cawk with you.

overlord: i2.photobucket.com

Can we select multiple answers?

Jadedgrl: Mykeru: Jadedgrl: Okay, a Farkette perspective...

Didn't read. Don't care.

Then why bother to respond? Just like being a dick?

i DID read your perspective. Mykeru's comment was the funniest in the thread. win.

jingks: Fine Varmint: Once again... What is this "guilt trip" thing? I no unnerstan.

The person is trying to make them feel guilty for not answering their message fast enough.

Well I got that.

I don't understand why I should feel guilty.

Or why a guy should feel guilty.

Life gets busy and confusing.

But I haven't been a teenager for manydecades years.

/I find this chick rediculously hot for some reason
//reminds me of one of my former students

So what level in their caste system does this glop of advice apply?

Geeze. It's like reading a 1920's article in the back of my Superman Comic.

"Send .99 and we will tell you how to pick up women."

Can we murder the muslims now? Please? They are infecting the civilized world with their backwoods thinking.

Hell, if this article came from the US Southern states, there'd be hell loose. As it stands. "Don't insult islam."

You people are sick ya know? Pick your fights! Goddamned cowards.

This is coming; or is, to YOUR country. And all you wanna do is joke about it. I feel sorry for your daughters.

This being from India, the custom is that you have to have an elaborately choreographed dance number before asking her out.

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava! (new window)

djh0101010: Ima4nic8or: I am surprised that they left out "are you pregnant?" That is just a disaster waiting to happen. At least half the time you ask that it will turn out that the chick you are asking is just a bit fat.

Never, ever, EVER, ask a female that question, unless you're in the act of delivering her kid and have a 10+ cm dilated cervix in your hand(s). There is NO graceful backpedal that you can use at that point. If the water isn't broken all around you, AND you haven't been asked to help get the spawn out of the "magic place", don't even HINT that she might be pregnant.

guilty.

Was at a Halloween party and this chicka was in kind of a ghoul prom-dress sort of outfit. The belt came up really high and she had a bit of a paunch. I thought she was doing a pregnant ghoul prom-queen sort of thing and (drunkenly) said:
"Do you think you should be drinking in your condition?" (she had a beer in her hand)
"What condition?!"
"Well it does appear you are expecting, no?"

eh heh. yea, I was suddenly wearing half a pint of whatever crappy beer we were all drinking. I laughed. Alot. She immediately left the party.

/csb.

TedNigma
Can we murder the muslims now? Please? They are infecting the civilized world with their backwoods thinking.

0/10. Too obvious.

Fine Varmint: Well I got that. I don't understand why I should feel guilty. Or why a guy should feel guilty. Life gets busy and confusing. But I haven't been a teenager for many years.

You not feeling guilty does really factor in. The article is saying some people (not you) may misconstrue the question as an attempt to make them feel guilty, therefore don't ask it. People use guilt all the time to make others do what they want. It may not always be logical or rational, but it doesn't matter since people are neither.

stupid

but true mostly

TedNigma: Geeze. It's like reading a 1920's article in the back of my Superman Comic.

"Send .99 and we will tell you how to pick up women."

Can we murder the muslims now? Please? They are infecting the civilized world with their backwoods thinking.

Hell, if this article came from the US Southern states, there'd be hell loose. As it stands. "Don't insult islam."

You people are sick ya know? Pick your fights! Goddamned cowards.

This is coming; or is, to YOUR country. And all you wanna do is joke about it. I feel sorry for your daughters.

you a$$h0le, India is Hindi. Don't you have a bridge to guard against billygoats?

These actually seem like good tips for navigating the innate hypocrisy of the female mind.

Yes, they want to be thought of as more than mere playthings.

No, when it comes to relationships, they don't want to take charge, or responsibility, or anything that would distinguish them as more than mere playthings.

thamike: RatMaster999: /I find this chick rediculously hot for some reason
You were a teenager in the 90s?
I was about to go to bed, now am going to have nightmares. Thanks!

pstudent12: Rashnu 2010-10-17 09:11:08 PM
Article summarized: Do the needful.

Weird. That's a phrase invented and used in England. since Victorian times.

I thought this was the Times of India.

Or maybe Rashnu is a 'tard.

Nope. I get that phrase all the time from my Chennai co-workers.