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(Daily Mail)   Raquel Welch at 70. Yes you would. Don't lie   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 108
    More: Cool, Raquel Welch, Richard Burton, sex appeal, overtures, cleavages, septuagenarian  
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2010-10-16 12:27:04 AM  
Like the fist of an angry god!
 
2010-10-16 12:33:49 AM  
mikemoto: Like the fist of an angry god!

Leading to broken hips.

i would
 
2010-10-16 12:35:57 AM  
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2010-10-16 01:01:18 AM  
I would penetrate each and every orifice of her that she would permit me to. Repeatedly, with pleasure aforethought. Probably even if she was dead.

Well...as long as it was "fresh dead," not "stanky dead."

/even I have some standards.
 
2010-10-16 01:10:20 AM  
Of course I would. And that's no lie.
 
2010-10-16 01:13:48 AM  
Damn. She has aged remarkably well.
 
2010-10-16 01:18:31 AM  
Botox is a wonderful thing aint it.
 
2010-10-16 01:20:52 AM  
I wonder if she would knit me an afghan first, and we could fark with our toes poking out the holes?
 
2010-10-16 02:08:36 AM  
No I wouldn't, but she looks fantastic.

I think any 70 year old man wishes they could look like her.
 
2010-10-16 02:11:18 AM  
I beg your pardon.

Raquel Welch hits you
 
2010-10-16 02:18:46 AM  
Wow never thought I would see the day I would become studman...sorry guys I would not. She's overbotoxed, and looks like that freakish woman that resembles a lion.
 
2010-10-16 02:27:26 AM  
Let's be honest, I'd fark the tailpipe on a car if I could get friction.
 
2010-10-16 02:31:52 AM  
WaltFlanagansDog: Let's be honest, I'd fark the tailpipe on a car if I could get friction.

I'd hit it because it's too old to be running away screaming for help like all the other chick I try to have sex with.

Tailpipe? Giggity!
 
2010-10-16 02:41:54 AM  
I wouldn't. She looks far too good to be 70. I prefer my 70 year olds droopier.
 
2010-10-16 02:44:00 AM  
Only if she was dropped on top of me.
 
2010-10-16 02:52:24 AM  
No, I really would not.
 
2010-10-16 03:16:08 AM  
Am I the only one who initially read that as "Raquel Welch dead at 70"?

/only up her pooper
 
2010-10-16 03:29:14 AM  
I think i just vomited a little in my mouth
 
2010-10-16 03:37:40 AM  
Um. NO. No need for sharp knees meme. Just no.
 
2010-10-16 03:42:55 AM  
dear god no
maybe at 30
 
2010-10-16 03:49:43 AM  
Well, what do you know.

Link (new window)
 
2010-10-16 04:32:19 AM  
Opiate of the Lasses: /only up her pooper

Naw, it gets crazy loose as you get older, haven't you heard old women fart? It would be like that hard plastic coin purse you had when you where little - you really had to work to get a coin out. At her age, it would dump the whole purse at the slightest touch and instead of working anything out, you're wondering how to get all the coins back in.
 
2010-10-16 04:56:43 AM  
sorry, but 70 is just too old for me. i don't care what she looks like at 70, that is just too old. and while raquel welch does look pretty good for 70, she still looks old and scary. i think i would run away screaming if she tried to seduce me.

i'll have to wait and see what milla jovovich and keira knightley look like at age 70 to see if i'll change my mind.
 
2010-10-16 04:59:41 AM  
nicotommer: Opiate of the Lasses: /only up her pooper

Naw, it gets crazy loose as you get older, haven't you heard old women fart? It would be like that hard plastic coin purse you had when you where little - you really had to work to get a coin out. At her age, it would dump the whole purse at the slightest touch and instead of working anything out, you're wondering how to get all the coins back in.


I heard old men are like one of these:

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2010-10-16 05:10:42 AM  
I saw her at a casino opening walking with an entourage. She looks her age, but very carefully preserved.
 
2010-10-16 05:22:54 AM  
farkplug: I heard old men are like one of these:

Probably are. Still doesn't change the fact that if you hit the poop chute on a 70 year old while you are 25 - it's going to be more literal than you'd like

Two 70 year olds? Just "shmush". Then it's all good. They both go to sleep and the snoring crowds out the farts, which are uncontrollable for men and women past the age of 65 in my experience.
 
2010-10-16 05:59:32 AM  
Not in one million years.

Ok, I'm lying.
 
2010-10-16 07:08:29 AM  
She looks scary as hell with that overbotoxed forehead. Sure, she doesn't look like 70, but she isn't attractive either, way too much plastic.
 
2010-10-16 07:09:50 AM  
I would, and I would go ahead and buy a cemetery plot and marker now and have it engraved on there.

Billy
1959 -
Had carnal relations with Raquel Welch.
 
2010-10-16 07:34:28 AM  
AND SOPHIA LOREN THREESOME. Sophia is still around, right? Man, I'm a freak. Throw in Mamie Van Doren too.
 
2010-10-16 07:46:41 AM  
Mamie, 79

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2010-10-16 07:48:33 AM  
If I happen to make it to 70 will I find any 70yr olds that haven't held up as well as Raquel Welch fetching? Perhaps the real reason old guys need viagra is the women you have to settle for at that age.
 
2010-10-16 07:55:33 AM  
SilentStrider: Damn. She has aged remarkably well.

She has. I know some folks in their 40s who look a lot older. I thought one was nearing retirement, "no, she's only 46."
 
2010-10-16 07:57:01 AM  
tdpatriots12: Only if she was dropped on top of me.

This.
 
2010-10-16 08:07:12 AM  
Suggestive eye movement

I didn't even know Mamie Van Doren was still alive.

She never was really a "star", kind of a B movie actress at best. I do remember she posed nude when she was around 60 or so and looked amazingly good for her age. For damned near 80 she still looks a full 20+ years younger than most.
 
2010-10-16 08:31:16 AM  
damm right I'd hit that
 
2010-10-16 08:39:34 AM  
I'd hit it, but I'm 18. The crack of dawn isn't safe from me.
 
2010-10-16 08:51:55 AM  
Not me, she's cursed.

/not obscure at all
 
2010-10-16 09:01:30 AM  
Summer Glau's Love Slave: I'd hit it, but I'm 18. The crack of dawn isn't safe from me.

And when she dropped her laundry and you got to see what was underneath, your little thingy would crawl right up into your stomach.

Don't get me wrong. Raquel and I had a looooong and happy imaginary relationship 35 years ago. She holds a very special place in my personal spank bank. But you have no idea what age and childbirth does to a woman's body, and what modern science and engineering can do to hide the horrors. I suppose you could GIS it and find out. But I don't recommend it.
 
2010-10-16 09:02:50 AM  
You know, I think I'd rather find a woman my own age to bang the cobwebs out of.
 
2010-10-16 09:13:53 AM  
Sad King Billy: I would, and I would go ahead and buy a cemetery plot and marker now and have it engraved on there.

Billy
1959 -
Had carnal relations with Raquel Welch.




Absolutely... to read these "StudMan 69-esque" Farkers say they would not is just pathetically laughable.


Dread Pirate Slasher..... I am having trouble seeing a problem with what your falcon eyes are seeing. WTF is wrong there?
 
2010-10-16 09:27:06 AM  
I'm in.
 
2010-10-16 09:31:17 AM  

tdpatriots12


Only if she was dropped on top of me.


"...and I have a feeling she'd tax me."
 
2010-10-16 09:33:14 AM  
Oh yes, yes I would.
 
2010-10-16 09:33:55 AM  
So many kittens, oh so many kittens.
 
2010-10-16 09:34:08 AM  
Add Raquel Welch to my short list of seniors, which consists of only Helen Mirren, that I would do and do often.
 
2010-10-16 09:43:36 AM  
enderthexenocide: i'll have to wait and see what milla jovovich and keira knightley look like at age 70 to see if i'll change my mind.

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2010-10-16 09:57:16 AM  
Phil Herup: Sad King Billy: I would, and I would go ahead and buy a cemetery plot and marker now and have it engraved on there.

Billy
1959 -
Had carnal relations with Raquel Welch.



Absolutely... to read these "StudMan 69-esque" Farkers say they would not is just pathetically laughable.


Dread Pirate Slasher..... I am having trouble seeing a problem with what your falcon eyes are seeing. WTF is wrong there?


They're all gnarled up and beef jerky-looking.
 
2010-10-16 10:06:06 AM  
OK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FARK. STOP IT WITH THIS BULLshiat. 70 YEAR OLD WOMEN ARE NOT "HOT" IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM.

/phew. i mean come on. get her naked and I am sure any "I'm going to fark Raquel Welch!" boner you might have will wither and fade, and possibly even go in search of a safe place to hide and commit suicide. 70 year old women are NASTY naked, and no amount of plastic surgery can hide it.

/seen far too much while visiting relatives at the nursing home.
//*shudder*
 
2010-10-16 10:16:30 AM  
Godscrack: No I wouldn't, but she looks fantastic.

I think any 70 year old man wishes they could look like her.


How did no one catch this?!
 
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