jigger: What the hell is a taxpayer-funded hotel room?
SweetSilverBlues: Hmm...."brave", Subby?Not the word I'd use.
Gothnet: Torqueknot: Naw baby! The reporters got it ALL WRONG! See we run into this chick in the hallway, this Trinidad, ya dig and she is all like, "you want a hooker." And Bobby is all "Is she young?" Cus you know Bobby, he likes to fark around and be stupid. So this chick she goes "Oh, yes she's young all right." And we were like no way, we gotta check this out. Ya know... in case she was like 13 or some shiat. So we go and check and DAMN she WAS 13. So then we called you baby. I know you don't like Bobby cus he's an ass all the time, but he saved a thirteen year old girl baby! He's a hero! Inint that right Bobby?Bobby: Man, fark you.Lol. (no really). I think my problem is that I imagine every situation to be populated with slightly awkward, well spoken, middle class english people. Like me I suppose.Darling, no! The reporters have it completely backwards! We bumped into this girl in the hallway. She was called something totally ridiculous like 'Trinidad' and, practically out of nowhere, she offered to procure us a prostitute! Imagine that! Well, you know how Bob likes to play the fool from time to time? Anyway, he asked "A young one then? Has she got a school uniform?". Apparently she was and she had. It was all rather awkward really, Bob's a total embarrassment, drives me mad, seriously, but for some reason he decided to go along with it. I ... I'm not sure if it was a joke or just in case something bad was going on. Anyway, to cut a long story short, or shorter as it may be, we went to have a look and she really was young! Ad then I suppose we rescued her and here we are. I suppose that makes good old Bob some sort of a hero really.Bobby: Screw you Gerry, seriously.Fiona: Oh you bloody bastard, honestly!/Fiona pouts and storms out
woodsie12345: Meep/Know hotel they are talking about//actually was there around that time, wishes I could have done something :(
belhade: Hrm. Thirteen year old hooker?I'll just leave this here...
themasterdebater: Listen, when a 13 year old wears fishnets, 3 inch thigh boots and inch think makeup... how are you supposed to know any better?
Kommissar: If you thought she was racy in that role, you get tits and ass in "Little Girl Who Lived Down The Lane." Total shocker in the middle of a pretty lame horror movie, I felt like a pervert for a week.
ThrowYourHatredDown: Am I the only one to see some good here? Guys are at the hotel for a raunchy bachelor party type event and are looking for a woman. The pimp offers them up a thirteen year old. They go out of their way to make sure this young girl gets out of there and to safety. They could have easily walked away and said nothing. This could have not ended so well for the girl.Say what you want about these guys, but for people having a party involving hookers at a cheap hotel and who were not afraid to let their woman friends know, they did a good thing.
baronvonzipper: They would not be there if there was not a ready clientele. Sad.
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