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(Boston Globe)   Tom Skerritt is not happy his head is on another man's body for an impotence advertisment   (boston.com) divider line 41
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2003-06-23 07:14:07 AM
"Picket Fences" was one of my favourite shows. Man I would give him his head anyday.
/obligatory "I'd hit it" double entendre
 
2003-06-23 08:59:34 AM
Flop Gun.
 
2003-06-23 09:00:50 AM
I think this would better qualify as a Photoshop contest.
 
2003-06-23 09:01:49 AM
Nice pockmarks.
Face looks like it was set on fire and stomped out by the Green Bay Packers.
 
2003-06-23 09:05:32 AM
He is the quinessential thespian. Who could forget these cinematic masterpieces?





However, I will give him props for 'Alien', but will not, unlike TokenFemale, give him head. :)
 
2003-06-23 09:07:49 AM
"Pull the elephant to the side of the road"
 
2003-06-23 09:12:37 AM
Odd, I figured he'd want all the free publicity he could get. (I can't name the last thing Tom Skerrit did, and can barely remember who he is.)
 
2003-06-23 09:13:09 AM
Ol' Tom doesn't seem to be having any trouble with his "viper".
 
2003-06-23 09:19:21 AM
I never said anything of the sort!
 
2003-06-23 09:19:30 AM
His ego's writing checks his body can't cash.

/viper
 
2003-06-23 09:20:30 AM
A river runs through it. Doesn't sound like he has an impotence problem.
 
2003-06-23 09:20:41 AM
i thought he was dead....who on that picket fences show died then? in real life?
 
2003-06-23 09:21:26 AM
ladyalthea,

Lauren Holly's career.
 
2003-06-23 09:26:41 AM
Sounds like a lawsuit about to happen... another one.. another one.. another one...blah blah blah...
 
2003-06-23 09:26:59 AM
TokenFemale...

My apologies, I thought you typed 'Man I would give him head anyday.' As opposted to 'Man I would give him his head anyday.'

Interesting how I little word changes the entire meaning.

My sincere apologies.

I am going to crawl under a rock now.
 
2003-06-23 09:27:16 AM
Inappropriate contact.
 
2003-06-23 09:29:18 AM
hahaha you said head. Only jokin, isn't that would inane double entendres are all about. I've come over all Benny Hill of late!
 
2003-06-23 09:31:44 AM
Only matter of time for the chestburster pic is redone as a crotchburster. I'll make a mental note not to check back on this thread.
 
2003-06-23 09:36:26 AM
apparently Michael Jeter was the one who died. Don't remember him or the episodes he was in (Oh My God, he nearly killed Kenny).
 
2003-06-23 09:40:52 AM
I don't know why but that headline was the only thing thats made me at least smile in the past few days...
 
2003-06-23 09:42:07 AM
Couldn't they just send him spam instead?
 
2003-06-23 09:48:08 AM
An impotence ad ? Which "head" are we talking about here ? NSFW picture ?
 
2003-06-23 09:58:26 AM
Yea, serious actor there. He should pay THEM for the exposure!
 
2003-06-23 10:00:01 AM
Yeah, I'm with ToxicAvenger on this one.
 
2003-06-23 10:08:30 AM
I'm still smiling at the idea some impotence company would just paste some actor's head to their ad.

Wonder if they did it themselves, or if they hired an agency to get them sued.
 
2003-06-23 10:53:32 AM
His best roll was the Redneck in the M*A*S*H movie.
 
2003-06-23 10:58:23 AM
What... no pictures? :/
 
2003-06-23 11:01:30 AM
anyone who could deliver that line about blowing sunshine up his ass to tom cruise with a straight face deserves to have an oscar. blown up his ass.
 
2003-06-23 11:39:37 AM
"Good morning gentlemen. The temperature is 110 degrees."

"Holy s***, it's Viper!"
 
2003-06-23 12:00:15 PM
He's 69? wow!
 
2003-06-23 12:33:46 PM
who is Tom Skerrit?
 
2003-06-23 02:11:28 PM
Tom Skerritt, he of _Space Camp_ fame. ;)

And _Top Gun_, of course. :)

He's as famous as his moustache.
 
2003-06-23 02:25:48 PM
I loved that show.
 
2003-06-23 02:29:03 PM
Try "Tears of the Sun" He ain't dead yet.
 
2003-06-23 02:42:21 PM
Gee. I thought he got himself blown up in "Contact" by Carl Sagan, that great movie about Man's first encounter with extraterresteral intellegence. He played the role a egotistical scientist who got what he deserved. Jody Foster played to woman he kicked around and Jenna Malone almost stole the movie as a preteen Jody Foster. It's on DVD and it is a must see.
 
2003-06-23 02:44:51 PM
Well, they say that ANY publicity is good publicity. It's possible the impotence idiots were going that route. I have a feeling they'll be out of business very soon.

And I have always enjoyed Tom Skerritt as an actor. 69 years, 84 movies. Including M*A*S*H*, Alien, The Dead Zone (WALKEN), Top Gun, A River Runs Through It, Contact and Tears of the Sun. Picket Fences, a recurring role on Cheers. A way-more-than-respectable career.
 
2003-06-23 03:01:37 PM
It's official, pretending to have sex with Drew Barrymore will break your penis.


I am very proud of that comment.

Loved Picket Fences, M*A*S*H is one of my all-time favorites.

Haha, broken penis.
:D
 
2003-06-23 04:09:00 PM
Why are we ALL forgetting his best-ever role as "Strawberry" in Up In Smoke?

I wasn't looking at his neck!
 
2003-06-23 05:52:14 PM
It was Ray Walston (judge Henry Bone) who passed away on
January 1 of 2001 after a 6-year battle with Lupus. He was 87.

His role of the judge on "Picket Fences" was great (when Kelley was writing). I liked his verdicts and that will always be a favourite TV character.
 
2003-06-24 11:12:58 AM
Test
Just a test.
 
2003-06-24 11:14:12 AM
Test

Test 2.
 
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