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(X17)   Jessica Alba is the latest celeb to run over a paparazzi. Unfortunately, there are still plenty left, so someone hand Lindsay the keys   (x17online.com) divider line 28
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2010-10-12 03:25:34 PM
That woman can run me over anytime.

By "run me over", I mean "have sex with". And by "anytime", I mean "my penis".
 
2010-10-12 03:25:55 PM
I'd run over her if you know what I'm saying! I'd put it in drive and just take off! I'd get her up on the hood and just go for it, get it? I'd drag her underneath the car for several blocks, and upon realizing the horror of what I've done, stuff her into the trunk for the long drive out to country where I'll bury her in a shallow grave near the tracks. You know what I'm saying!?
 
2010-10-12 03:30:00 PM
Anybody have stencil of a paparazzi? Then celebrity can stencil the side of their car and keep count... I wonder who will be the first "ace?"
 
2010-10-12 03:35:37 PM
I can't see the pics/video but I'm assuming this is the normal paparazzi "hit and run" claim? As in, celeb is trying to drive away somewhere while 1000 cameramen crowd around the car, blinding them with hundreds of camera flashes, car inches forward at less than 1 mph, and one of the pap smears pretends to get run over and falls to the ground screaming, then gets up and runs straight to civil court to file a lawsuit?
 
2010-10-12 03:38:01 PM
It's been a very, VERY slow day in the ol 'biz tab. QT and Alba. both have sharp knees and get a "meh."
 
2010-10-12 03:38:53 PM
You're crowding around a moving vehicle, don't act surprised when you get injured, ass face.

If I were famous enough to be crowded by paps like this I'd learn parkour and carry smoke bombs...
 
2010-10-12 03:41:43 PM
Hey guys, I just came into a Showbiz thread with a link to a website filled with paparazzi shots to complain about paparazzi.

How do these creeps get paid anyway? It's almost like they're able to sell these photos somehow.
 
2010-10-12 03:43:18 PM
This should be completely legal.

I hope Alba watched zombieland beforehand. The double-tap is crucial.
 
2010-10-12 03:45:33 PM
Paparazzo
 
2010-10-12 03:48:36 PM
VictorOfBorge: Anybody have stencil of a paparazzi? Then celebrity can stencil the side of their car and keep count... I wonder who will be the first "ace?"

TheTeethoftheTiger: This should be completely legal.

I hope Alba watched zombieland beforehand. The double-tap is crucial.


Your newsletters, please.
 
2010-10-12 03:50:31 PM
Get a camera, move to LA, stick your foot under a celeb's wheel, prfit. It's the American way.
 
2010-10-12 04:01:06 PM
For anyone who didn't bother to read the link, it's basically a slap in the face of human decency. Its written like Jessica Alba and the guy driving (husband or something I guess) are basically horrible people.

FTA: "Jessica seemed completely unconcerned, but I'm not surprised."
 
2010-10-12 04:06:38 PM
I'll start

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2010-10-12 04:10:50 PM
ItsNotNewsItsBarc: FTA: "Jessica seemed completely unconcerned, but I'm not surprised."

I sure as hell wouldn't be concerned. You're the one who got yourself run over, you dick shiat.
 
2010-10-12 04:53:23 PM
"ran over a photographers foot leaving Brentwood..."
i81.photobucket.com
"You might say...now he doesn't have a leg to stand on..."
YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
 
2010-10-12 04:56:42 PM
In order for Alba to run them over, wouldn't she need to be the one driving? TFA makes it sound like the other guy was driving.

/bear is driving, how can that be?!
 
2010-10-12 04:56:56 PM
hasty ambush: I'll start

That photo makes me feel funny. It could be the lack of blood going to my head?
 
2010-10-12 04:58:13 PM
boondagger: It's been a very, VERY slow day in the ol 'biz tab. QT and Alba. both have sharp knees and get a "meh."

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AND

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2010-10-12 05:10:08 PM
Submitter Jessica Alba --


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kab
2010-10-12 05:12:30 PM
no HERO tag?
 
2010-10-12 05:45:46 PM
Yeah...not a whole lot of sympathy here for paparazzi scum. I would have laughed at him if I would have been there.
 
2010-10-12 07:32:05 PM
hailin: Yeah...not a whole lot of sympathy here for paparazzi scum. I would have laughed at him if I would have been there.

This!

But then again, calling paparazzi "scum" isn't good enough quite frankly.
 
2010-10-12 08:39:26 PM
This is why I couldn't care less about being famous. I don't know what I'd do if I had to deal with those assclowns all the time.

However, I wouldn't mind just a little fortune.
 
2010-10-12 11:03:43 PM
The paps should wear steel-toed boots. They know the territory.

But then they'd probably spend all their time kicking each other.
 
2010-10-12 11:41:41 PM
VictorOfBorge: Anybody have stencil of a paparazzi? Then celebrity can stencil the side of their car and keep count... I wonder who will be the first "ace?"

The first ACE:

www.suckypoems.com

/only takes 5 to become an ace...
//The more you know. (new window)
 
2010-10-12 11:48:10 PM
Ok, so Courtney Cox dumped Arquette and Christina Aguilera dumped her husband... countdown to Alba's divorce?

/wishful thinking, I know.
//still think she looked best in 'Idle Hands'. That booty shot beat anything in 'Into the Blue'
 
2010-10-13 12:06:44 AM
When you jump in front of a car trying to take photographs for a living you occasionally are going to get hit by the car.

Maybe next time she can reverse that car and it be news.

/By reverse the car I mean have sex with me.
 
2010-10-13 01:48:52 PM
hasty ambush: I'll start

She's a raisin smuggler?! Awesome!
 
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