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(Some Guy)   The groin shooter has no watch, I repeat, the shooter has no watch   (wsbtv.com) divider line 39
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2010-10-11 01:59:22 PM  
a man with a gun approached and asked, "You know what time it is?"

Does anybody really know what time it is?
 
2010-10-11 02:08:43 PM  
Or it COULD be that he had a watch that just wasn't set to the correct time, so he asked what the time was. See, Subby? If you were a detective, you might have let the shooter go!
 
Pud
2010-10-11 02:30:10 PM  
Sybarite: a man with a gun approached and asked, "You know what time it is?"

Does anybody really know what time it is?


Does anybody really care?
 
2010-10-11 02:36:51 PM  
www.mp3lyrics.org
 
2010-10-11 03:07:16 PM  
simpsons43.files.wordpress.com
Subject is hatless. Repeat: Hatless"

/oblig
 
2010-10-11 03:07:48 PM  
Shouldn't subby have said: "the suspect is watchless, repeat watchless"?
 
2010-10-11 03:12:51 PM  
That is not cool Butters, that is not cool.
 
2010-10-11 03:16:23 PM  
"Time to buy a farking watch, dumbass!"
 
2010-10-11 03:20:29 PM  
Why is your pecker ticking at me? *BLAM*
 
2010-10-11 03:24:08 PM  
Pud: Sybarite: a man with a gun approached and asked, "You know what time it is?"

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Does anybody really care?


About time?
 
2010-10-11 03:24:52 PM  
the arsonist has oddly-shaped feet.
 
2010-10-11 03:25:39 PM  
Bell drove to a nearby place where he used to work to get help.


That is some fine reporting
 
2010-10-11 03:32:35 PM  
Can't wait till they throw his watchless butt in jail
 
2010-10-11 03:33:55 PM  
dr; tl
 
2010-10-11 03:34:40 PM  
Sybarite: a man with a gun approached and asked, "You know what time it is?"

Does anybody really know what time it is?


I know! I know! 25 or 6 to 4.
 
2010-10-11 03:49:17 PM  
www.dedroidify.com
 
2010-10-11 03:50:14 PM  
"You know what time it is?"

TOOL TIME!

......why the f**k was that the first thing to pop into my head?
 
2010-10-11 03:54:05 PM  
What's the time?


It's time to get Ill
 
2010-10-11 03:54:26 PM  
Sybarite: a man with a gun approached and asked, "You know what time it is?"

Does anybody really know what time it is?


Or, it could be Miller time!!!
 
2010-10-11 03:56:43 PM  
It's groin-shootin' time.

Duh.
 
2010-10-11 03:59:27 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

I suppose if it were 9:45, I'd think it was after midnight.
 
2010-10-11 04:03:39 PM  
The groin shooter has no watch, I repeat, the shooter has no watch

The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.
John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.
 
2010-10-11 04:04:40 PM  
It's time to get your dick blown off.
 
2010-10-11 04:15:27 PM  
Came for the South Park reference, leaving satisfied.

/dude, thats just not cool...
 
2010-10-11 04:30:19 PM  
It's Howdy Doody time?
 
2010-10-11 04:33:03 PM  
Hammer time?

Also, given that he was in his car and that there's no indication in the article that he was going into or coming out of the strip club, I think it's a little unfair that he gets the "Man Shot Outside Strip Club" headline.

If I ever get randomly shot, I hope I'm not walking or driving past an embarrassing business establishment at the time.
 
2010-10-11 04:42:49 PM  
My groin shooter has a watch. I just had to take out a couple of links to make it fit.
 
2010-10-11 04:44:23 PM  
Time for me to fly? (new window)
 
2010-10-11 05:06:08 PM  
Sybarite: a man with a gun approached and asked, "You know what time it is?"

Does anybody really know what time it is?


It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Drink up.
 
2010-10-11 05:35:15 PM  
the human torch was denied a bank loan
 
2010-10-11 05:39:42 PM  
The drummer from Def Leopard's only got one arm.
 
2010-10-11 06:04:05 PM  
Captain Steroid: "You know what time it is?"

TOOL TIME!

......why the f**k was that the first thing to pop into my head?


Uuuuuuum...Conservative Indoctrination?
 
2010-10-11 06:36:29 PM  
Came for the South Park references. Leaving satisfied.
 
2010-10-11 07:14:51 PM  
*HEADSHOT*
 
2010-10-11 09:57:48 PM  
OOH OOH OOH AH AH AH

1.bp.blogspot.com

/hot link
//or should i say "cool"
 
2010-10-11 10:46:49 PM  
He probably has a watch... but you may not want it.

thestockmasters.com
 
2010-10-12 06:43:27 AM  
That's not where I aimed, honest!
..Dude...
I seriously didn't mean it!
..Dude!
 
2010-10-12 06:51:03 AM  
And:

"As Americans, our fear of seeing another country become powerful can turn us into monsters. Watching how crazy you went, watching you just shoot people in the dick like that, it made me realize that I want America to be safe, but not at the cost of losing its dignity. I'd rather us be Chinese than a nation of unethical dick shooters." -Cartman

Someone should really tell that to Congress.
 
2010-10-12 02:52:27 PM  
4:30

/it's not late, naw, naw
//just early, early, early
 
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