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(Some Guy) Boobies Insanely hot blonde Paulette Myers. Not safe for work   ( divider line 191
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2003-06-22 11:31:17 PM  
Jimmy Eat World just wants to be a rock band. Emo shouldn't even be a style of music.
2003-06-22 11:37:07 PM  
Since I didn't finish my analogy, the people who are elitist about boobies links are the ones who are elitist about movies ("I got 'Memento' the first time I sawit, didn't you?"), books ("The author only writes in punctuation marks to express the hectic pace of our materialistic lifestyle), and everything else.
wil [TotalFark]
2003-06-22 11:37:44 PM  
The progression of boobies to emo makes baby jesus cry.

Cry, you little biatch.

Cry for daddy!


2003-06-22 11:38:09 PM  
crap, it turns out Im not very emo.
2003-06-22 11:38:28 PM  
Huh? I guess I'm too out of touch to understand elevntybillion's reference.

Not impressed by the boob... I mean babe. I wonder if I could borrow the motorcycle, though?
2003-06-22 11:38:34 PM  
2003-06-22 11:39:17 PM  
I'm really not into blondes, but her ass is amazing.
2003-06-22 11:39:27 PM  
She looks like she has rubix cubes implanted in her chest 5_Paulette_Myers_26_jpg.jpg
2003-06-22 11:39:30 PM  
She seems like she knows some kickboxing, I'll toss her around and teach her some wrestling. Long as she promises not to kick my bag.
2003-06-22 11:42:37 PM  
People who are elitist about boobies posts are the same people who insist that Jimmy Eat World isn't emo enough for them before they run to their rooms and cry themselves to sleep."

I dunno if you consider my post elitist, but she is a pretty girl with a bad boob job. Sure, I'd still sleep with her, but she just realy misspent her money on them.

Besides, no comparison. Feeling the real thing is so much better than feeling the fake boobies. And I DID get Momento the first time I saw it too.

2003-06-22 11:46:52 PM  
I'd hit her and her fake boobies till the cows came home, had kids, retired and died.

You cats must really have your pickings of the choice ass!
2003-06-22 11:48:27 PM  
French- Je le frapperais
German- Ich wrde es schlagen
Spanish- Lo golpeara
Portuguese- Eu bat-lo-ia
Italian- Lo colpirei
Dutch- Ik zou het raken
2003-06-22 11:49:39 PM  
Apparently, Fark doesn't take kindly to weird foreign characters
2003-06-22 11:52:43 PM  
I love sweater puppies. i honestly do. fake or real, doesn't matter. i have to say that i really enjoy the feel of a stripper's fake jugs smacking you in the face. it's magic.
2003-06-22 11:52:54 PM  
Good link, poster.

fake boobs = good, but bad boob jobs = bad
Rat [TotalFark]
2003-06-22 11:53:54 PM  
I dunno 'bout that atomic_99...

we have many Canadian Farkers/Farkettes

/towel please, again
2003-06-22 11:54:47 PM  
Skinink, you made a valid point. Okay.

Other people are getting more militant/declarative/generalized about their opinions.
2003-06-22 11:55:19 PM  
Skinink: what about Memento?
2003-06-22 11:56:28 PM  
I too got memento on the first try, but half the world had seen it before me and told me about it...

2003-06-22 11:46:52 PM grimcity
You cats must really have your pickings of the choice ass!

Usually I'm on your side, but I've gotta admit Im bored with girls that look like 99% of the swimsuit models out there. Shes blonde, whoohoo. Shes got bigguns, whoohoo. Shes pretty, whoohoo. Shes also totally ordinary, and if shed kept her normal boobs she might have actually been something out of the ordinary, and thus been praiseworthy. As it is shes hot, sure, but frankly she bores me.
2003-06-22 11:56:38 PM  
stupid html. there's supposed to be emphasis on the 'e' in Memento

2003-06-22 11:57:25 PM  
2003-06-22 11:57:36 PM  
She's got a purty mouth....
2003-06-22 11:57:47 PM  
goodness. she's fugly.
2003-06-22 11:59:02 PM  
instead of the whole hit it debate why dont you just say the obvious
"i would love to stick my penis inside of her and wiggle it around"
2003-06-22 11:59:57 PM  
erm...I don't understand how this is a BAD boob's a boob job, no doubt, but as far as those go, it could be a LOT worse. I don't see any scars, they're quite round for the most part, there's none of that quadruple-tittage goin' on.

Yes, they're fake, if you don't like that, then fine. But don't say it's a bad boob job just because it doesn't look real.
2003-06-23 12:01:14 AM  
Ummm... Silicone.
2003-06-23 12:03:07 AM  
I'm glad everyone can pick out the fake boobies around here, because i cant.
2003-06-23 12:03:50 AM  
JesterXXV it's a bad boob job because it doesn't look real.

unless you consider two softballs straining against a plastic sheet "real"
2003-06-23 12:03:55 AM  
Hey, I got a link posted!
2003-06-23 12:04:20 AM  
that's weird, the first thing i thought was nice bod, to bad she f'd it with a too big of a boob job
2003-06-23 12:05:23 AM  
NSFW this is a bad boob job.
2003-06-23 12:06:48 AM  
After that BrianVan experience, I'm waiting for some more comments on mandrakes link.
2003-06-23 12:07:09 AM  
I'd hit it
2003-06-23 12:10:14 AM  
Fark It mine is nowhere near as scary as BrianVan's link
2003-06-23 12:11:54 AM  

What is it? I don't think I'll ever get over that sick f*cks link. I'll never trust anything you sick bastards post in the message boards.
2003-06-23 12:12:20 AM  
She's pretty, but not insanely hot. Her face looks on the verge of too old.
She's riding a thin line...
I guess when her face goes, at least her boobs will be good for a few years past that.
2003-06-23 12:14:42 AM  
i wish boob jobs would just go outta style
2003-06-23 12:14:50 AM  
Fark It: it's a woman witha boob job. They put too much in and her nipples are on the sides.
2003-06-23 12:15:27 AM  
I think Ray Charles did her rack stack.
2003-06-23 12:15:36 AM  
2003-06-23 12:15:44 AM  
definate kitten killer
2003-06-23 12:16:46 AM  
The issue is not necessarily size (though she is disproportionate, it could work) -- it's the stretched-out look that makes it look bad. A good boob job (such as a stripper I know recently had) is cleanly done enough to leave someone scratching their head -- it looks at least somewhat natural, even if supernaturally perky, and it actually looks like a breast, not a grapefruit with a nipple.

Our girl here doesn't even come close, though she's not quite as bad as some of the big-boob fetish models out there whose implants are so large that the skin has gone almost translucent -- you can see veins and such, and frankly most people simply find that look unappealing, if not outright grotesque (mandrake provides one example).
2003-06-23 12:16:50 AM  

Thanks, and that is a bad boob job. I bet her face woulda been scarier though.
2003-06-23 12:18:33 AM  
mandrake and haikupoet

Now that I think of it, those nasty too big boob jobs (where you can see veins) reminds me of the first Blade movie where those vampires would puff up and explode.
2003-06-23 12:18:57 AM  
I like them.
2003-06-23 12:24:54 AM  
I like the headlights on #28!
2003-06-23 12:26:47 AM  
How come (no pun) no one mentions the beaver? Personally I think this chic has a nice box. It's more than just [image from too old to be available].
2003-06-23 12:27:40 AM  
Whoa, that's weird, thats the old boobies tag, maybe I should have typed boobs instead of boobies? Anyone?
2003-06-23 12:32:55 AM  
Oh yeah, I would certainly put my penis in her vagina, if you know what i mean!
2003-06-23 12:38:45 AM  
UPC_Head: I'm sorry, could you be a smidge more clear what you mean? There are a number of ways that could be taken.
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