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(Some Guy)   And now, a zombie fashion show for children. That's what I said - a zombie fashion show for children. No, no, you heard me right - it's a zombie fashion show, for children   (thenewstribune.com) divider line 63
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2010-10-10 10:30:10 AM  
Kids, don't accept braaaaaaaains from strangers.
 
2010-10-10 10:35:33 AM  
Hell of a lot less creepy than those child beauty pageants.
 
2010-10-10 10:56:00 AM  
Zombie Tim Gunn: "Make it tasty."
 
2010-10-10 11:37:42 AM  
I like turtles
 
2010-10-10 11:42:26 AM  
JonBenet Ramsey is the favorite to win...
 
2010-10-10 11:45:05 AM  
i2.ytimg.com

But does it give WORMS to EX GIRLFRIENDS?
 
2010-10-10 11:48:22 AM  
www.maniacworld.com
 
2010-10-10 11:50:41 AM  
This zombie crap is getting a little out of hand.
 
2010-10-10 11:50:49 AM  
theforesttroll: JonBenet Ramsey is the favorite to win...

It's straight to hell with you sir, aisle seat in coach, no meal and sure as hell none of those little bottles of liquor. We'd put you in with the luggage if it was allowed.

/I'll be seated right next to you, but I get a window seat and drinks because I didn't say it, I just laughed at it
 
2010-10-10 11:51:43 AM  
Smiths: But does it give WORMS to EX GIRLFRIENDS?

You don't get it. You just don't... get it.
 
2010-10-10 11:52:55 AM  
Jamdug!: This zombie crap is getting a little out of hand.

It's becoming so mainstream it's almost not cool anymore. Pretty soon we'll have attractive teenage zombies that sparkle.
 
2010-10-10 11:54:03 AM  
Deacon Blue: theforesttroll: JonBenet Ramsey is the favorite to win...

It's straight to hell with you sir, aisle seat in coach, no meal and sure as hell none of those little bottles of liquor. We'd put you in with the luggage if it was allowed.

/I'll be seated right next to you, but I get a window seat and drinks because I didn't say it, I just laughed at it



I'm in the seat right behind ya.
 
2010-10-10 11:54:19 AM  
Deacon Blue: theforesttroll: JonBenet Ramsey is the favorite to win...

It's straight to hell with you sir, aisle seat in coach, no meal and sure as hell none of those little bottles of liquor. We'd put you in with the luggage if it was allowed.

/I'll be seated right next to you, but I get a window seat and drinks because I didn't say it, I just laughed at it


Just when I think I've become jaded to Fark's snark ... *zing*.

Magnificent snark, sir/madam/zombie.
 
2010-10-10 11:54:57 AM  
I love the zombie fad more than the vampire fad. All the vampires have to have these elaborate backstories and motivations and whatever. Zombies on the other hand have to be avoided at any cost. There will be no "Twilight" movie version for zombies, except for "Fido".
 
2010-10-10 11:55:27 AM  
Deacon Blue: Jamdug!: This zombie crap is getting a little out of hand.

It's becoming so mainstream it's almost not cool anymore. Pretty soon we'll have attractive teenage zombies that sparkle.


First reaction: You shut your filthy mouth!


Second reaction: Regrettably, THIS.
 
2010-10-10 11:56:50 AM  
What fashion zombies might look like.....

i51.tinypic.com
 
2010-10-10 12:00:29 PM  
I taught my two-year-old to chase people around the house while screaming for brains. He even puts his arms out in front of him like a real zombie.
 
2010-10-10 12:02:42 PM  
How long before religious wingnuts get offended?
 
2010-10-10 12:05:38 PM  
Bairns.

Bairrrnnnnsss!!

/If it was a Scottish zombie fashion show for children.
 
2010-10-10 12:06:28 PM  
THIS IS AWESOME. As the 'creator' of zombie tag and a person who harbored a life long dream to do a child's zombie walk. I love it! There should be more zombie events for children. Hey they could have 'brain' pudding!
 
2010-10-10 12:08:20 PM  
I was at a zombie pub crawl last night so I'm re - BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
 
2010-10-10 12:11:49 PM  
VictoryCabal: Hell of a lot less creepy than those child beauty pageants.

Over in two.
 
2010-10-10 12:14:11 PM  
Bobbi Wickham: THIS IS AWESOME. As the 'creator' of zombie tag and a person who harbored a life long dream to do a child's zombie walk. I love it! There should be more zombie events for children. Hey they could have 'brain' pudding!

this just doesn't sound... right.
 
2010-10-10 12:19:04 PM  
www.foxnews.com
I'm in!
 
2010-10-10 12:20:37 PM  
aevorea
Just when I think I've become jaded to Fark's snark ... *zing*.

Magnificent snark, sir/madam/zombie.

My work here it done
 
2010-10-10 12:24:33 PM  
luckyeddie: Bairns.

Bairrrnnnnsss!!

/If it was a Scottish zombie fashion show for children.



i105.photobucket.com

Lasganach Oot Loud
 
2010-10-10 12:36:48 PM  
Deacon Blue: Jamdug!: This zombie crap is getting a little out of hand.

It's becoming so mainstream it's almost not cool anymore. Pretty soon we'll have attractive teenage zombies that sparkle.


God, I hope not!
 
2010-10-10 12:37:52 PM  
Kids organising something, making their own costumes and back stories, doing something they want to do, something creative... Awesome, I say.

'Course, it's in a public library so someone's going to object.
 
2010-10-10 12:39:20 PM  
StreetlightInTheGhetto: Bobbi Wickham: THIS IS AWESOME. As the 'creator' of zombie tag and a person who harbored a life long dream to do a child's zombie walk. I love it! There should be more zombie events for children. Hey they could have 'brain' pudding!

this just doesn't sound... right.


Okay not a lifelong dream just for a few years. I think it would be neat.
 
2010-10-10 12:39:25 PM  
johnnyboog: I like turtles

over in 4.

btw, your name creeps me out.
 
2010-10-10 12:43:21 PM  
Jamdug!: This zombie crap is getting a little out of hand.

It's becoming so mainstream it's almost not cool anymore. Pretty soon we'll have attractive teenage zombies that sparkle.


I'm only going to say this once.
ZOMBIES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!
 
2010-10-10 12:44:44 PM  
punkwrestler: Jamdug!: This zombie crap is getting a little out of hand.

It's becoming so mainstream it's almost not cool anymore. Pretty soon we'll have attractive teenage zombies that sparkle.

I'm only going to say this once.
ZOMBIES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!


They do when you blow their heads off with a shotgun.

I mean, that used to be how you kill them. But now it just makes them sparkle.
 
2010-10-10 12:45:52 PM  

"I thought, 'Oh my gosh, I have to do this,'" said a zombified Aubri Keleman, teen librarian for Whatcom County Library System. "There's a whole bunch of zombie lit out there right now."


Teen librarians : Real librarians   ::  t3.gstatic.com  :  blog.loaz.com
 
2010-10-10 12:56:22 PM  
Favorite quote FTFA: "A zombie is going to eat your brains, no matter what. They're not going to stop because you're attractive."

One of my favorite cheers:
What do we want?
Brains!
When do we want it?
BRRRRAAIIINNNSSsssss.
 
2010-10-10 12:57:40 PM  
Its the ones that still look pretty fresh ya gotta watch out for.....

i599.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-10 12:57:46 PM  
i446.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-10 12:59:48 PM  
saycelray: Favorite quote FTFA: "A zombie is going to eat your brains, no matter what. They're not going to stop because you're attractive."

One of my favorite cheers:
What do we want?
Brains!
When do we want it?
BRRRRAAIIINNNSSsssss.
 
2010-10-10 01:25:53 PM  
Foxie299:  
punkwrestler: Jamdug!: This zombie crap is getting a little out of hand.

It's becoming so mainstream it's almost not cool anymore. Pretty soon we'll have attractive teenage zombies that sparkle.

I'm only going to say this once.
ZOMBIES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!

They do when you blow their heads off with a shotgun.

I mean, that used to be how you kill them. But now it just makes them sparkle.


I call BS show me proof
 
2010-10-10 01:27:43 PM  
 
2010-10-10 01:29:11 PM  
Benevolent Misanthrope: "I thought, 'Oh my gosh, I have to do this,'" said a zombified Aubri Keleman, teen librarian for Whatcom County Library System. "There's a whole bunch of zombie lit out there right now."

Teen librarians : Real librarians ::[Speak and Spell] : [Tesla]    


That's not fair. Elementary and teen librarians generally have an earned MLS and are just as qualified as the "real" librarians, with an additional cert in early childhood development.

/Hung out with librarians in grad school
//They had local connections and were sort of nerd-hot
 
2010-10-10 01:33:40 PM  
punkwrestler: Jamdug!: This zombie crap is getting a little out of hand.

It's becoming so mainstream it's almost not cool anymore. Pretty soon we'll have attractive teenage zombies that sparkle.

I'm only going to say this once.
ZOMBIES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!


i105.photobucket.com.

The origins of the sparkly virus are unclear. It seems to be spreading from an initial infection of whiney-assed emo vampires into other undead communities. Once infected, the sparkly virus inevitably turns every victim into a boring, mopey, pouting, self-absorbed little piece of crap.

There is no cure for the sparkly virus. The only response is to chop the head off of the sparkler and crush it into tiny fragments.

This does not stop it from sparkling, but it sure as fark is satisfying.
 
2010-10-10 01:43:19 PM  
Stanfan's Guide to the Walking Dead:

1. Be stiff. Think Frankenstein's monster. No running or swaying.

2. Have a pre-dead identity. Wear surgeon's scrubs, or a police uniform, or a clown costume. Look at George A. Romero zombies. Most are identifiable as an ex-something.

3. Show signs of violence. Maybe a fake knife sticking out of your chest, or maybe you were handcuffed and now you are dragging what you were handcuffed to down the street.

4. Have a fake hand to "eat" while you lurch along.

5. The dead do not talk. "Braaaains" is from one comedy titled "Return of the Living Dead". It is funny, but not canon.

6. Get dirty. Lots of dried mud on your shoes and pants, chocolate syrup for around your head. Avoid stage blood.

I hope this little guide helps future walking dead.
 
2010-10-10 02:03:20 PM  
Elucidation:

Under 3 years old of child can't use zombies to play, will bring danger for them probably.
 
2010-10-10 02:19:00 PM  
Bobbi Wickham: THIS IS AWESOME. As the 'creator' of zombie tag and a person who harbored a life long dream to do a child's zombie walk.

Too bad we rarely see the Zombie tag, as usually the Florida tag takes precedence.
 
2010-10-10 02:21:51 PM  
FloydA: luckyeddie: Bairns.

Bairrrnnnnsss!!

/If it was a Scottish zombie fashion show for children.

[scottishzombie]


Lasganach Oot Loud



Is everything still attached? If so, I'll consider giving him first prize.
 
2010-10-10 02:28:49 PM  
lh4.ggpht.com
 
2010-10-10 02:30:17 PM  
highwayrun: Benevolent Misanthrope: "I thought, 'Oh my gosh, I have to do this,'" said a zombified Aubri Keleman, teen librarian for Whatcom County Library System. "There's a whole bunch of zombie lit out there right now."

Teen librarians : Real librarians ::[Speak and Spell] : [Tesla]    

That's not fair. Elementary and teen librarians generally have an earned MLS and are just as qualified as the "real" librarians, with an additional cert in early childhood development.

/Hung out with librarians in grad school
//They had local connections and were sort of nerd-hot


Get your MLS, go to work in a public library for the next 17 years, and then come talk to me.

/Is a librarian
//Most of us do, and damn right we are. ;)
 
2010-10-10 02:35:07 PM  
SapperInTexas: Deacon Blue: Jamdug!: This zombie crap is getting a little out of hand.

It's becoming so mainstream it's almost not cool anymore. Pretty soon we'll have attractive teenage zombies that sparkle.

First reaction: You shut your filthy mouth!


Second reaction: Regrettably, THIS.


I decided a long time ago that I wasn't going to let my interests die if they became mainstream. It's hard, but for me it's like self-preservation of a sort.
 
2010-10-10 02:37:33 PM  
counters.gigya.comimage.blingee.com
Zombies are the new vampires!

(I forgot to make the first one sparkle)
 
2010-10-10 03:45:50 PM  
FloydA: The origins of the sparkly virus are unclear. It seems to be spreading from an initial infection of whiney-assed emo vampires into other undead communities. Once infected, the sparkly virus inevitably turns every victim into a boring, mopey, pouting, self-absorbed little piece of crap.

There is no cure for the sparkly virus. The only response is to chop the head off of the sparkler and crush it into tiny fragments.

This does not stop it from sparkling, but it sure as fark is satisfying.



Welcome to my favorites. Thatz sum funny shiat!
 
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