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(Some Guy)   Female undercover cop that arrested a man for soliciting sex turns out to be a housewife who came up with a foolproof way to make $400   (winknews.com) divider line 72
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2010-10-08 09:04:54 AM
Cute, and clever, but certainly untrustworthy.
 
2010-10-08 09:53:29 AM
That's...actually a pretty good idea assuming you can not get caught.
 
2010-10-08 09:58:21 AM
I wonder how she got caught...

"Yes, I'd like to file a police report. There was this woman who I thought was a hooker, so I offered her money for sex and she lied and said she was a cop, but since she's not I want her arrested!"
 
2010-10-08 09:59:09 AM
A good plan, but what if the guy is also pretending to be an undercover cop, "busting" hookers?
 
2010-10-08 09:59:55 AM
BigSol81: I wonder how she got caught...

"Yes, I'd like to file a police report. There was this woman who I thought was a hooker, so I offered her money for sex and she lied and said she was a cop, but since she's not I want her arrested!"


"...or, at the very least, a handjob."
 
2010-10-08 10:00:20 AM
But more importantly was she hott?
 
2010-10-08 10:00:25 AM
Ugh that ad is annoying
 
2010-10-08 10:00:47 AM
Whatever. I give her full marks for creativity.
 
2010-10-08 10:00:59 AM
schattenteufel: A good plan, but what if the guy is also pretending to be an undercover cop, "busting" hookers?

You write the treatment, I'll call some agents, it sounds like next year'shiat rom-com.
 
2010-10-08 10:01:15 AM
As for the man involved, he's not facing charges, but the Sheriff's Office says he learned a lesson the hard way.

No, not quite.
 
2010-10-08 10:02:13 AM
BigSol81: I wonder how she got caught...

"Yes, I'd like to file a police report. There was this woman who I thought was a hooker, so I offered her money for sex and she lied and said she was a cop, but since she's not I want her arrested!"


They didn't charge him, so at least he got off.
 
2010-10-08 10:02:20 AM
Well, thanks filter. That would be "it sounds like next years extremely popular rom-com." But either way works.
 
2010-10-08 10:02:30 AM
"To the untrained eye, it might have been believable. That time of night it's dark outside," Sheehan said.


Nighttime darkness often catches people by surprise.
 
2010-10-08 10:05:05 AM
It's against the law to impersonate a hooker? Wouldn't that make all sororities illegal?
 
2010-10-08 10:06:21 AM
theorellior: schattenteufel: A good plan, but what if the guy is also pretending to be an undercover cop, "busting" hookers?

You write the treatment, I'll call some agents, it sounds like next year'shiat rom-com.


But what if the cops arresting both of them are only pretending to be cops and are actually strippers?
 
2010-10-08 10:06:43 AM
BigSol81: I wonder how she got caught...

"Yes, I'd like to file a police report. There was this woman who I thought was a hooker, so I offered her money for sex and she lied and said she was a cop, but since she's not I want her arrested!"


Sounds like a third party saw her frisking him and called the cops thinking it was a robbery. Pretty cool scam and I bet it wasn't her first time. She needs a partner waiting in the room and to wait till she gets there to frisk him in the future.
 
2010-10-08 10:06:48 AM
Pretty damn funny. Good way to make money provided you don't get caught by the real cops or have somebody call your bluff and do something horrible to you.
 
2010-10-08 10:06:59 AM
Donnchadha: It's against the law to impersonate a hooker? Wouldn't that make all sororities illegal?

And lobbyists?
 
2010-10-08 10:07:21 AM
Great idea, just shouldn't have done it outside.

This would work better as a two-person con too.
 
2010-10-08 10:07:58 AM
Everyone knows the good looking ones are always cops.
 
2010-10-08 10:08:03 AM
Donnchadha: It's against the law to impersonate a hooker? Wouldn't that make all sororities illegal?

All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

/obligatory.
 
2010-10-08 10:08:11 AM
She's actually a teabagger ratfarker, pretending to be a marxist dude, pretending to be a wall street tycoon, pretending to be a civil rights activist black man, pretending to be a unionized airline pilot, pretending to be a woman cop pretending to be a prostitute.

/riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, with a side of corned beef
 
2010-10-08 10:10:14 AM
It's still illegal to buy sex? Wow, I should get all those 'gifts' and cash back from the wife then eh?
 
2010-10-08 10:11:07 AM
Alphax: Donnchadha: It's against the law to impersonate a hooker? Wouldn't that make all sororities illegal?

And lobbyists?


And marriage?
 
2010-10-08 10:11:08 AM
BigSol81: I wonder how she got caught...

Someone saw her and him in an alley, thought it was a robbery, and they called it in. Then police show up and she was "patting him down for weapons" which looked suspicious.

/you probably read the article and we're just making jokes though so ignore this.
 
2010-10-08 10:11:30 AM
You'd have to be the dumbest "john" in the world if you pay up front, then give in to the bribe.
/bring out the pimp slap and comb the fat back
 
2010-10-08 10:11:54 AM
CitizenjaQ: theorellior: schattenteufel: A good plan, but what if the guy is also pretending to be an undercover cop, "busting" hookers?

You write the treatment, I'll call some agents, it sounds like next year'shiat rom-com.

But what if the cops arresting both of them are only pretending to be cops and are actually strippers?


When you read that, why did I picture one of the stripper-cops being played by Seth Rogan?
 
2010-10-08 10:12:03 AM
Seems to me this has been done before:

bristle.files.wordpress.com

"I can see from your choice here you're not a wealthy man. Now, in light of the damage this arrest could do to you, I think we might be able to make some kind of arrangement."
 
2010-10-08 10:12:31 AM
schattenteufel: CitizenjaQ: theorellior: schattenteufel: A good plan, but what if the guy is also pretending to be an undercover cop, "busting" hookers?

You write the treatment, I'll call some agents, it sounds like next year'shiat rom-com.

But what if the cops arresting both of them are only pretending to be cops and are actually strippers?

When I read that, why did I picture one of the stripper-cops being played by Seth Rogan?


FTFM
 
2010-10-08 10:13:15 AM
There is no taint like chess club pony-tail girl geek taint.
 
2010-10-08 10:13:19 AM
I don't understand who called the real cops.
 
2010-10-08 10:13:26 AM
theorellior: Donnchadha: It's against the law to impersonate a hooker? Wouldn't that make all sororities illegal?

All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

/obligatory.


If by top shelf pussy you mean surgically altered slut who's banged 7 other dudes the same week unprotected, wears too much cosmetics/perfumes, and is too drunk to form a coherent sentence, sure. Not exactly my flavor of top shelf pussy. It'd be like drinking a shot of bourbon the dude next to me just barfed up after putting an umbrella in it and spraying it with perfume so it didn't smell so much like his bodily fluids.
 
2010-10-08 10:13:49 AM
schattenteufel: When you read that, why did I picture one of the stripper-cops being played by Seth Rogan?

Because you think like a Hollywood producer, baby!
 
2010-10-08 10:14:32 AM
It's illegal to impersonate a hooker?
 
2010-10-08 10:15:41 AM
Alphax: Donnchadha: It's against the law to impersonate a hooker? Wouldn't that make all sororities illegal?

And lobbyists?


You have it backwards. The lobbyists are the johns, the representatives are the hos, and the two political parties are the pimps.
 
2010-10-08 10:15:42 AM
Knucklepopper: I don't understand who called the real cops.

Oddly enough, a prostitute posing as a criminal posing as a police officer.
 
2010-10-08 10:16:54 AM
CowboyUpCowgirlDown: There is no taint like chess club pony-tail girl geek taint.

You ain't lyin'.
 
2010-10-08 10:19:50 AM
ahhh, crony capitalism at its finest!
 
2010-10-08 10:21:33 AM
TripSixes: Ugh that ad is annoying


what ad?

try Open Source software. Firefox browser with adblock plus and ghostery addons will do you right!
 
2010-10-08 10:23:52 AM
Linux_Yes: ahhh, crony capitalism at its finest!

Is that your Weeners to anything and everything you see? It must be difficult going through life so pissed off all the time.
 
2010-10-08 10:26:57 AM
PYROY: It's illegal to impersonate a hooker?

someone might want to inform subby's daughter.


When impersonating hookers becomes illegal, only criminals will impersonate hookers.

/wait, what?
 
2010-10-08 10:27:16 AM
Bacontastesgood: She's actually a teabagger ratfarker, pretending to be a marxist dude, pretending to be a wall street tycoon, pretending to be a civil rights activist black man, pretending to be a unionized airline pilot, pretending to be a woman cop pretending to be a prostitute.

/riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, with a side of corned beef


Wheels inside of wheels, young Atredies.
 
2010-10-08 10:28:40 AM
FTFA: McNeal is still in custody for the two felony charges. She has a criminal record with Lee County Sheriff's Office going back for more than a decade.

So impersonating a cop sure, but a hooker is a crime?? Hmmmm...
 
2010-10-08 10:29:16 AM
ChrisDe: BigSol81: I wonder how she got caught...

"Yes, I'd like to file a police report. There was this woman who I thought was a hooker, so I offered her money for sex and she lied and said she was a cop, but since she's not I want her arrested!"

They didn't charge him, so at least he got off.


t0.gstatic.com

/hot like Futurama making a comeback
 
2010-10-08 10:29:46 AM
PYROY: It's illegal to impersonate a hooker?

When that hooker is a cop, yes.

img.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-08 10:30:11 AM
Bacontastesgood: She's actually a teabagger ratfarker, pretending to be a marxist dude, pretending to be a wall street tycoon, pretending to be a civil rights activist black man, pretending to be a unionized airline pilot, pretending to be a woman cop pretending to be a prostitute.

/riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, with a side of corned beef


Corned beef isn't a side dish.

You sound fat.
 
2010-10-08 10:33:46 AM
What did you expect, with a name like Misty McNeal?

Ready-made hooker name.
 
2010-10-08 10:35:59 AM
I_Am_Weasel: "To the untrained eye, it might have been believable. That time of night it's dark outside," Sheehan said.


Nighttime darkness often catches people by surprise.


*chuckle*
 
2010-10-08 10:40:18 AM
This week on Hunter: Deedee goes undercover as a hooker to bust a sex killer.
Next week on Hunter: Deedee goes underundercover as a hooker to bust a sexy undercover housewife hooker. HOOKER!
 
2010-10-08 10:44:32 AM
So, I'm confused. What is the deal with the goat and why is it in the story? And who's Peggy?
 
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