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(Some Guy)   Martha Walker took an axe, and gave her mother several whacks. And while she waits to take the stand, she paid someone to "off" her man. (with legendary mugshot goodness)   (1035thebeat.com) divider line 125
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2010-10-08 01:46:15 PM  
Aztex_Slingshot: First person I thought of:


Why yes I do have kids


Who is that? American Idol?
 
2010-10-08 01:47:20 PM  
I would really like to see what she looked like when they got engaged. Was hubby just really stoned out of his gourd, or was she actually attractive and went WAAAAAAYYY downhill.
 
2010-10-08 01:48:49 PM  
She looks like Dr. Gonzo from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.

djjdawg.com
 
2010-10-08 01:49:59 PM  
miss diminutive: Godscrack

Awesome. Thank you for that.


Second. Got a chuckle out of me. That man's expression is priceless.
 
2010-10-08 01:50:45 PM  
Coming up next, Michael Jackson!

buzzardbook.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-10-08 01:50:54 PM  
She can't possibly be culpable here; some MAN must have driven her to it.

//possibly her pre-op self
 
2010-10-08 01:51:01 PM  
Has anyone mentioned she looks like a man?

/Godscrack... awesome
 
2010-10-08 01:52:37 PM  
"She" looks like the annoying chubby guy on "Outsourced".
 
2010-10-08 01:53:19 PM  
i236.photobucket.com

Getting a kick, etc.

\used to work across the street from the Borden House, actually
 
2010-10-08 01:53:34 PM  
But why did they show the husbands picture?
 
2010-10-08 01:53:58 PM  
Lady Astor: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee." Winston Churchill: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it.
 
2010-10-08 01:55:21 PM  
www.sportressofblogitude.com

/hot like... something else
 
2010-10-08 01:58:31 PM  
q1075.comI knew Horatio Sans was going to struggle after leaving SNL, but I wouldn't have guessed he'd murder someone. With an axe.
 
2010-10-08 01:59:36 PM  
cm1.theinsider.com
 
2010-10-08 01:59:37 PM  
www.screenhead.com
 
2010-10-08 02:00:19 PM  
Lt. Cheese Weasel: So, we can shoot 'things' like this if they try and cross the state lines, right? please tell me yes, please tell me yes....

I believe you can shoot them even without crossing state lines. Otherwise, nobody will believe you actually saw it. Kinda like Bigfoot.
 
2010-10-08 02:02:32 PM  
Is that... Maradona?
 
2010-10-08 02:03:09 PM  
www.screenhead.com

Geez, that's Big Pussy. Geez, that's Big Pussy.
 
2010-10-08 02:03:59 PM  
Fark has had some sweet "chick" mugshots lately
thegazette.com
 
2010-10-08 02:04:12 PM  
JesseL: Liberal_With_a_Gun: Putting aside that mugshot, which is taking every ounce of willpower I have, it's interesting that ax-murderers still get their own classification. Nobody calls other murderers a "knife-murderer" or a "gun-murderer," but right there in the article. "Ax-murder."

You can still get chainsaw murderers though.

Wood cutting implements are special somehow.


But really Chainsaws are more of a Massacre thing, not a mere murder, and when's the last time you heard of a pruning saw murderer or say a maul massacre?
 
2010-10-08 02:06:44 PM  
Krymson Tyde: Fark has had some sweet "chick" mugshots lately

Gah! ::puuuukes::
 
2010-10-08 02:07:18 PM  
Magorn: But really Chainsaws are more of a Massacre thing,

...only in Texas.
 
2010-10-08 02:07:43 PM  
stebain: Aztex_Slingshot: First person I thought of:


Why yes I do have kids

Who is that? American Idol?


It's one of the kids from The Suite Life On Deck
 
2010-10-08 02:10:49 PM  
FriarReb98: Getting a kick, etc.

\used to work across the street from the Borden House, actually


My brother went to culinary school at the church she taught Sunday school at.
Hooray Fall River, MA
 
2010-10-08 02:17:47 PM  
Joel Blackout: Johnah Hill, nooooooooo!

You beat me to it
filmonic.com

/great minds
 
2010-10-08 02:19:16 PM  
Oh, and I forgot to add:
img412.imageshack.us
 
2010-10-08 02:21:04 PM  
TemperedEdge: Came for the "Arnold Horshack put on weight" jokes.

Left saddened. My faith in Fark is dwindling...

/ooo, ooo, mista kotta!


Should we get off your lawn, too, Mr. Onion-belt?

/old enough to know your reference is old
 
2010-10-08 02:21:12 PM  
FriarReb98: Getting a kick, etc.

\used to work across the street from the Borden House, actually


Actually, I'd hit it.

And right back at me, I bet.
 
2010-10-08 02:22:44 PM  
Oh lordie - this thread is epic!!!
 
2010-10-08 02:24:01 PM  
Tusz: It's harder to casually go after someone with an axe.

slog.thestranger.com
Disagrees
 
2010-10-08 02:25:45 PM  
www.americapeals.com

approves
 
2010-10-08 02:26:16 PM  
Quick! Someone post the "MOTHER OF GOD" Cop pic...

And my first thought (like this is a suprise) was "Thats a woman?"...
 
2010-10-08 02:33:00 PM  
Greeny will be solo on Monday's Mike and Mike I guess
 
2010-10-08 02:43:21 PM  
Just think. If you hit it, it hits you back. Twice!
 
2010-10-08 02:45:43 PM  
She looks like a Martha
 
2010-10-08 02:46:34 PM  
AllUpInYa: I would really like to see what she looked like when they got engaged. Was hubby just really stoned out of his gourd, or was she actually attractive and went WAAAAAAYYY downhill.

I have always thought it would be interesting to see what a lot of these people looked like in their younger years. Maybe 30 years ago she was decent, but all that homicidal rage and anger and Cheetos really messed her up.
 
2010-10-08 02:47:56 PM  
So,,what did her Momma look like?

2.bp.blogspot.com

Maybe it was justifiable?
 
2010-10-08 02:52:56 PM  
Rann Xerox: Geez, that's Big Pussy. Geez, that's Big Pussy.

You said Big Pussy twice.......
 
2010-10-08 02:56:20 PM  
Wow! If that's a real chick, then I must be Anna Chapman's brown-skinned twin.
 
2010-10-08 02:56:42 PM  
Bell's Boy: Rann Xerox: Geez, that's Big Pussy. Geez, that's Big Pussy.

You said Big Pussy twice.......


it was the echo
 
2010-10-08 02:57:37 PM  
Godscrack

LOL
 
2010-10-08 02:57:41 PM  
Wow again! What's her sister look like??
 
2010-10-08 02:58:49 PM  
DaCricket: Whoa

I'll second that
/although mine was more of a WHOA!!!
 
2010-10-08 03:00:37 PM  
I bet a little makeup will clear that right up.

/smiles maniacally
//pulls out .22 and aims for eyes
 
2010-10-08 03:01:31 PM  
i429.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-08 03:03:15 PM  
Heed! Pants! Now!
 
2010-10-08 03:06:27 PM  
i371.photobucket.com

ZoeNekros: miss diminutive: Godscrack
Awesome. Thank you for that.
Second. Got a chuckle out of me. That man's expression is priceless.


That.....man? DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
 
2010-10-08 03:09:43 PM  
Mark Volman's really gone downhill since the Turtles had their big hit song with a bullet...
 
2010-10-08 03:10:11 PM  
Who's going to post the "And my axe!" pic? Yeah, you know the one. You're picturing it right now. Better than the mugshot, no?
 
2010-10-08 03:10:25 PM  
You gotta admit, that's a handsome woman
 
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