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(Some Guy)   Martha Walker took an axe, and gave her mother several whacks. And while she waits to take the stand, she paid someone to "off" her man. (with legendary mugshot goodness)   (1035thebeat.com) divider line 125
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2010-10-08 07:38:02 AM
Manly women mug-shot trifecta now in play.
 
2010-10-08 07:40:52 AM
Are they sure the husband didn't want to be murdered ?
 
2010-10-08 08:14:56 AM
Whoa
 
2010-10-08 08:35:47 AM
She looks like the love child of Moe and Larry.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2010-10-08 09:09:00 AM
That's a man baby ...yea!

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2010-10-08 09:26:28 AM
The guy from Man vs. Food in a bad wig.
 
2010-10-08 10:33:20 AM
Nice perm.
 
2010-10-08 10:33:46 AM
You'd think an accomplished actor like Danny DeVito could get better roles.
 
2010-10-08 11:02:56 AM
The picture is of the husband, isn't it? Please say it is. I need to sleep within the next month or two.
 
2010-10-08 11:27:27 AM
img84.imageshack.us
 
2010-10-08 11:43:57 AM
Harriet?
 
2010-10-08 01:30:37 PM
Looks like Andre the Giant in The Princess Bride.
 
2010-10-08 01:30:42 PM
So that's what happened to the curly haired guy from Heavyweights.
 
2010-10-08 01:32:11 PM
13 posts and I already love this thread.
 
2010-10-08 01:32:19 PM
is that her or the husband?
 
2010-10-08 01:32:20 PM
Love child of Paul Sorvino and the guy who plays Donna's dad on "That 70's Show".
 
2010-10-08 01:32:35 PM
Putting aside that mugshot, which is taking every ounce of willpower I have, it's interesting that ax-murderers still get their own classification. Nobody calls other murderers a "knife-murderer" or a "gun-murderer," but right there in the article. "Ax-murder."
 
2010-10-08 01:33:24 PM
Came for the "Arnold Horshack put on weight" jokes.

Left saddened. My faith in Fark is dwindling...

/ooo, ooo, mista kotta!
 
2010-10-08 01:33:39 PM
Godscrack

Awesome. Thank you for that.
 
2010-10-08 01:33:44 PM
So, we can shoot 'things' like this if they try and cross the state lines, right? please tell me yes, please tell me yes....
 
2010-10-08 01:33:59 PM
After seeing her pic, I can see why hubby was crying when she did not succeed!
 
2010-10-08 01:35:16 PM

So I clicked on the link to see the picture of the woman. Now I feel like the sniper from "Full Metal Jacket":

i78.photobucket.com

"Sh-Sh-Sh-Shooooot......... Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
 
2010-10-08 01:35:26 PM
"looking for someone to killer her husband"

Are there no editors?
 
2010-10-08 01:35:32 PM
Liberal_With_a_Gun: it's interesting that ax-murderers still get their own classification. Nobody calls other murderers a "knife-murderer" or a "gun-murderer," but right there in the article. "Ax-murder."

Probably because the image is so gross. Personally I found The Shining (the book, not the stupid movie) very scary because he used a croquet mallet to bash people. No one really looks at croquet mallets as a murder weapon.
 
2010-10-08 01:36:20 PM
ANDRE THE GIANT HAS A POSSE.
 
2010-10-08 01:36:22 PM
Liberal_With_a_Gun: Putting aside that mugshot, which is taking every ounce of willpower I have, it's interesting that ax-murderers still get their own classification. Nobody calls other murderers a "knife-murderer" or a "gun-murderer," but right there in the article. "Ax-murder."

You can still get chainsaw murderers though.

Wood cutting implements are special somehow.
 
2010-10-08 01:37:11 PM
Add a mustache and you got Ron Jeremy.
 
2010-10-08 01:37:23 PM
Rann Xerox: So I clicked on the link to see the picture of the woman. Now I feel like the sniper from "Full Metal Jacket":



"Sh-Sh-Sh-Shooooot......... Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"


'No more boom boom for this baby-san.'
 
2010-10-08 01:37:31 PM
Liberal_With_a_Gun: Putting aside that mugshot, which is taking every ounce of willpower I have, it's interesting that ax-murderers still get their own classification. Nobody calls other murderers a "knife-murderer" or a "gun-murderer," but right there in the article. "Ax-murder."

Let's face it, of all the killing tools to use, it takes a special kind of crazy to think of "hey, I'll use an AXE!" first.
 
2010-10-08 01:37:53 PM
thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2010-10-08 01:38:03 PM
Wow, Muammar Gaddafi has really let himself...

deskofbrian.com

...wait, actually he looks slightly better in that mugshot
 
Noc
2010-10-08 01:38:28 PM
Was that a picture of the husband?
 
2010-10-08 01:38:38 PM
Janusdog: Liberal_With_a_Gun: it's interesting that ax-murderers still get their own classification. Nobody calls other murderers a "knife-murderer" or a "gun-murderer," but right there in the article. "Ax-murder."

Probably because the image is so gross. Personally I found The Shining (the book, not the stupid movie) very scary because he used a croquet mallet to bash people. No one really looks at croquet mallets as a murder weapon.


Nor candlesticks, until Col. Mustard came along
 
2010-10-08 01:39:07 PM
...jailed at Broward...

t0.gstatic.com

Saaaaaay no more!
 
2010-10-08 01:40:07 PM
Fist. Of. An. Angry. God.
 
2010-10-08 01:40:44 PM
One of the original Sweathogs. Nice.
 
2010-10-08 01:41:18 PM
For those that watch Hell's Kitchen, this is what happened with Raj after the excitable ninja went home...
 
2010-10-08 01:41:24 PM
To killer her husbander, she wanter to hirer a hitterman. Errr, she's eviler.
 
2010-10-08 01:41:31 PM
Liberal_With_a_Gun: Putting aside that mugshot, which is taking every ounce of willpower I have, it's interesting that ax-murderers still get their own classification. Nobody calls other murderers a "knife-murderer" or a "gun-murderer," but right there in the article. "Ax-murder."

I think it's because of the implied brutality. It's technically possible to casually shoot someone, and the calmly-placed-knife-in-the-back is a classic movie villain move. It's harder to casually go after someone with an axe. Wild swinging and blood everywhere is kind of a prerequisite.

/but I'm not a sociopath
//honest
 
2010-10-08 01:41:40 PM
Is that Epstein from Welcome Back Cotter?"
 
2010-10-08 01:42:00 PM
The husband considered it a mercy killing.
 
2010-10-08 01:42:42 PM
I thought he was dead?!?
www.grumpychimp.com
 
2010-10-08 01:42:45 PM
I wonder what the husband used to psyche himself up everytime he had to drink from Martha's vineyard.
 
2010-10-08 01:42:48 PM
img220.imageshack.us

Johnah Hill, nooooooooo!
 
2010-10-08 01:42:52 PM
Isn't that the coach of Argentina's soccer team?

i.imgur.com
 
2010-10-08 01:43:56 PM
Diego Maradonna has hit rock bottom
 
2010-10-08 01:44:55 PM
radiumsoup: Harriet?

So love.......ed?
 
2010-10-08 01:44:57 PM
Sin_City_Superhero


Fist.Asshole. Of. An. Angry. God.
 
2010-10-08 01:45:16 PM
First person I thought of:
farm5.static.flickr.com

Why yes I do have kids
 
2010-10-08 01:45:35 PM
So anyway, Martha, I was telling you about Yorick...
 
2010-10-08 01:46:15 PM
Aztex_Slingshot: First person I thought of:


Why yes I do have kids


Who is that? American Idol?
 
2010-10-08 01:47:20 PM
I would really like to see what she looked like when they got engaged. Was hubby just really stoned out of his gourd, or was she actually attractive and went WAAAAAAYYY downhill.
 
2010-10-08 01:48:49 PM
She looks like Dr. Gonzo from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.

djjdawg.com
 
2010-10-08 01:49:59 PM
miss diminutive: Godscrack

Awesome. Thank you for that.


Second. Got a chuckle out of me. That man's expression is priceless.
 
2010-10-08 01:50:45 PM
Coming up next, Michael Jackson!

buzzardbook.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-10-08 01:50:54 PM
She can't possibly be culpable here; some MAN must have driven her to it.

//possibly her pre-op self
 
2010-10-08 01:51:01 PM
Has anyone mentioned she looks like a man?

/Godscrack... awesome
 
2010-10-08 01:52:37 PM
"She" looks like the annoying chubby guy on "Outsourced".
 
2010-10-08 01:53:19 PM
i236.photobucket.com

Getting a kick, etc.

\used to work across the street from the Borden House, actually
 
2010-10-08 01:53:34 PM
But why did they show the husbands picture?
 
2010-10-08 01:53:58 PM
Lady Astor: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee." Winston Churchill: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it.
 
2010-10-08 01:55:21 PM
www.sportressofblogitude.com

/hot like... something else
 
2010-10-08 01:58:31 PM
q1075.comI knew Horatio Sans was going to struggle after leaving SNL, but I wouldn't have guessed he'd murder someone. With an axe.
 
2010-10-08 01:59:36 PM
cm1.theinsider.com
 
2010-10-08 01:59:37 PM
www.screenhead.com
 
2010-10-08 02:00:19 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: So, we can shoot 'things' like this if they try and cross the state lines, right? please tell me yes, please tell me yes....

I believe you can shoot them even without crossing state lines. Otherwise, nobody will believe you actually saw it. Kinda like Bigfoot.
 
2010-10-08 02:02:32 PM
Is that... Maradona?
 
2010-10-08 02:03:09 PM
www.screenhead.com

Geez, that's Big Pussy. Geez, that's Big Pussy.
 
2010-10-08 02:03:59 PM
Fark has had some sweet "chick" mugshots lately
thegazette.com
 
2010-10-08 02:04:12 PM
JesseL: Liberal_With_a_Gun: Putting aside that mugshot, which is taking every ounce of willpower I have, it's interesting that ax-murderers still get their own classification. Nobody calls other murderers a "knife-murderer" or a "gun-murderer," but right there in the article. "Ax-murder."

You can still get chainsaw murderers though.

Wood cutting implements are special somehow.


But really Chainsaws are more of a Massacre thing, not a mere murder, and when's the last time you heard of a pruning saw murderer or say a maul massacre?
 
2010-10-08 02:06:44 PM
Krymson Tyde: Fark has had some sweet "chick" mugshots lately

Gah! ::puuuukes::
 
2010-10-08 02:07:18 PM
Magorn: But really Chainsaws are more of a Massacre thing,

...only in Texas.
 
2010-10-08 02:07:43 PM
stebain: Aztex_Slingshot: First person I thought of:


Why yes I do have kids

Who is that? American Idol?


It's one of the kids from The Suite Life On Deck
 
2010-10-08 02:10:49 PM
FriarReb98: Getting a kick, etc.

\used to work across the street from the Borden House, actually


My brother went to culinary school at the church she taught Sunday school at.
Hooray Fall River, MA
 
2010-10-08 02:17:47 PM
Joel Blackout: Johnah Hill, nooooooooo!

You beat me to it
filmonic.com

/great minds
 
2010-10-08 02:19:16 PM
Oh, and I forgot to add:
img412.imageshack.us
 
2010-10-08 02:21:04 PM
TemperedEdge: Came for the "Arnold Horshack put on weight" jokes.

Left saddened. My faith in Fark is dwindling...

/ooo, ooo, mista kotta!


Should we get off your lawn, too, Mr. Onion-belt?

/old enough to know your reference is old
 
2010-10-08 02:21:12 PM
FriarReb98: Getting a kick, etc.

\used to work across the street from the Borden House, actually


Actually, I'd hit it.

And right back at me, I bet.
 
2010-10-08 02:22:44 PM
Oh lordie - this thread is epic!!!
 
2010-10-08 02:24:01 PM
Tusz: It's harder to casually go after someone with an axe.

slog.thestranger.com
Disagrees
 
2010-10-08 02:25:45 PM
www.americapeals.com

approves
 
2010-10-08 02:26:16 PM
Quick! Someone post the "MOTHER OF GOD" Cop pic...

And my first thought (like this is a suprise) was "Thats a woman?"...
 
2010-10-08 02:33:00 PM
Greeny will be solo on Monday's Mike and Mike I guess
 
2010-10-08 02:43:21 PM
Just think. If you hit it, it hits you back. Twice!
 
2010-10-08 02:45:43 PM
She looks like a Martha
 
2010-10-08 02:46:34 PM
AllUpInYa: I would really like to see what she looked like when they got engaged. Was hubby just really stoned out of his gourd, or was she actually attractive and went WAAAAAAYYY downhill.

I have always thought it would be interesting to see what a lot of these people looked like in their younger years. Maybe 30 years ago she was decent, but all that homicidal rage and anger and Cheetos really messed her up.
 
2010-10-08 02:47:56 PM
So,,what did her Momma look like?

2.bp.blogspot.com

Maybe it was justifiable?
 
2010-10-08 02:52:56 PM
Rann Xerox: Geez, that's Big Pussy. Geez, that's Big Pussy.

You said Big Pussy twice.......
 
2010-10-08 02:56:20 PM
Wow! If that's a real chick, then I must be Anna Chapman's brown-skinned twin.
 
2010-10-08 02:56:42 PM
Bell's Boy: Rann Xerox: Geez, that's Big Pussy. Geez, that's Big Pussy.

You said Big Pussy twice.......


it was the echo
 
2010-10-08 02:57:37 PM
Godscrack

LOL
 
2010-10-08 02:57:41 PM
Wow again! What's her sister look like??
 
2010-10-08 02:58:49 PM
DaCricket: Whoa

I'll second that
/although mine was more of a WHOA!!!
 
2010-10-08 03:00:37 PM
I bet a little makeup will clear that right up.

/smiles maniacally
//pulls out .22 and aims for eyes
 
2010-10-08 03:01:31 PM
i429.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-08 03:03:15 PM
Heed! Pants! Now!
 
2010-10-08 03:06:27 PM
i371.photobucket.com

ZoeNekros: miss diminutive: Godscrack
Awesome. Thank you for that.
Second. Got a chuckle out of me. That man's expression is priceless.


That.....man? DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
 
2010-10-08 03:09:43 PM
Mark Volman's really gone downhill since the Turtles had their big hit song with a bullet...
 
2010-10-08 03:10:11 PM
Who's going to post the "And my axe!" pic? Yeah, you know the one. You're picturing it right now. Better than the mugshot, no?
 
2010-10-08 03:10:25 PM
You gotta admit, that's a handsome woman
 
2010-10-08 03:24:00 PM
MrSnrub: Who's going to post the "And my axe!" pic? Yeah, you know the one. You're picturing it right now. Better than the mugshot, no?


are you talking about the nasty bearded snatch one?
 
2010-10-08 03:25:01 PM
...No...No...Mister Superman no here...

/Just take the flyer
//...No...
 
2010-10-08 03:27:16 PM
RivenSilver: are you talking about the nasty bearded snatch one?

See, I knew you were picturing it...
 
2010-10-08 03:28:37 PM
Lizzie Borden was aquitted

/the more you know
 
2010-10-08 03:32:47 PM
i51.tinypic.com
 
2010-10-08 03:32:55 PM
platedlizard

Lizzie Borden was aquitted


Bill Stickers is innocent!

/first thing that popped into my head
 
2010-10-08 03:38:59 PM
Oh for crying out loud, please fellow Farkers, post some eye bleach!!!!
 
2010-10-08 03:41:19 PM
Plus One, subby.
 
2010-10-08 03:43:34 PM
MrSnrub: Who's going to post the "And my axe!" pic? Yeah, you know the one. You're picturing it right now. Better than the mugshot, no?

C'mon man...this is FARK. GB2 4chan with that shiat...

/knows which pic you're talkin' 'bout...
//just threw up in my mouth a little...

///wishes I'd thought of it first...
 
2010-10-08 03:46:55 PM
Wait, wasn't that pic of the husband? Seriously, wasn't it?

/shudder...
//wretch...
 
2010-10-08 04:03:40 PM
Came for the Big Pussy pics and references. Leaving with my sanity intact.
 
2010-10-08 04:05:37 PM
No, you can't chop your momma up in Massachusetts Florida, not even if you're tired of her advice.

No, you can't chop your momma up in Massachusetts Florida, that kind of thing just isn't very nice.
 
2010-10-08 04:31:04 PM
So why are they showing a picture of the guy she paid to whack her hu... OH. Oh god. Oh god...
 
2010-10-08 04:40:50 PM
www.screenhead.com
 
2010-10-08 04:51:47 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

/hot like Aerobics Barbie
 
2010-10-08 04:59:17 PM
i4.fc-img.com

Dear Mr. Kotter,

Please excuse Juan from class today as he must deliver some legal fee money to me in Jail.

Epstein's mother
 
2010-10-08 05:03:34 PM
bmj2k.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-10-08 05:05:00 PM
Hobodeluxe: Dear Mr. Kotter,

Please excuse Juan from class today as he must deliver some legal fee money to me in Jail.

Epstein's mother


You owe me one internet!
 
2010-10-08 06:05:00 PM
Looks like Hurley finally got off that island.
 
2010-10-08 06:47:19 PM
A woman accused of murdering her mother with an ax

img202.imageshack.us
 
2010-10-08 06:51:07 PM
Seperated at Birth?


toppayingideas.com
 
2010-10-08 08:38:06 PM
Madam, If I was your husband, I'd drink it.

Good headline, subby.
 
2010-10-08 09:38:27 PM
Glad to know I am not the only one who thought of Juan Epstein, kinda figured I wouldn't be.
 
2010-10-09 03:33:12 AM
...issat...Danny DeVito?
 
2010-10-09 11:04:53 AM
But she looks like such a loving type.
 
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