I'm totally going to see this movie, precisely because of that review. For now though, I'll be in my bunk.

Muff to Muff!!!

I'm sick of hearing about this scene. Everyone fawning over it, freaking out like it's the best sexy-time in film since Showgirls.

I'm sick of hearing about it mainly because I haven't SEEN it yet, and all these people have. I have had a thing for Mila Kunis since That 70's Show (we're the same age, so leave the Chris Hanson pics at the door) and Portman is nothing if not hot.

I don't necessarily want to watch the movie, but this scene is a do-not-miss.

SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!!!

Kunis.
Funny sort of name. Neither one thing nor the other.

/Brian Johnston

Shadowknight: I'm sick of hearing about this scene. Everyone fawning over it, freaking out like it's the best sexy-time in film since Showgirls.


Showgirls actually found a way to bore me with nudity.

Some cold water for the republican fappers:

h rd to tpe as irunt o bunk

Once upon I time, I remember thinking a sex scene with Jennifer Connelly would be awesome. Then I saw one, and it just made me feel sad and empty inside.

Master of the Flying Guillotine

i just wanted to say that i've been looking for an image of that scene from the preacher comic for ages. i don't own a scanner so i couldn't make my own. thanks for posting it here.

i really have no intention of seeing the movie, but i might watch a clip of the sex scene. i've learned that the higher my hopes when a famous actress does a sex scene or nude scene, the more i am disappointed by it.

RevMercutio: Showgirls actually found a way to bore me with nudity.

Me too, but the internet has revived my interest.

For an extremely NSFW animated gif of Elizabeth Berkely's high kick, click here:

Link (new window)

I knew there was an upskirt in the shot, but you can't see it during the movie. The gif is just two frames out of 24 per second. I'm 35 and married, and I still didn't realize female genitalia swings like a dick during sudden movement. Go figure, I don't think I've ever had the vantage point before.

nicotommer: RevMercutio: Showgirls actually found a way to bore me with nudity.

Me too, but the internet has revived my interest.

For an extremely NSFW animated gif of Elizabeth Berkely's high kick, click here:

Link (new window)

I knew there was an upskirt in the shot, but you can't see it during the movie. The gif is just two frames out of 24 per second. I'm 35 and married, and I still didn't realize female genitalia swings like a dick during sudden movement. Go figure, I don't think I've ever had the vantage point before.



Damn, that's some floppy labia.

*Reads headline*
*Uuuurrrralllllllahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!*

/Changes pants.

Completely inappropriate use of Dr. King's image, but...

Psycoholic_Slag: Damn, that's some floppy labia.

It apparently proved too popular. The link doesn't work anymore.

If you want to see it, do some work from the blog post (NSFW)

http://www.thenipslip.com/?p=2103 (NSFW)

In case I haven't made it clear: NSFW. I mean, it's really NSFW. It's cooch flapping. It's beautiful, but it isn't appropriate on a work computer.

From the trailer, and now this, it sounds like a movie to make the viewers feel uncomfortable as much as possible.

That said, I will be VERY interested in seeing a clip of this part, but I fear that I will be disappointed.

/This should go without saying, but the first picture is very, very hot.

Alphax: From the trailer, and now this, it sounds like a movie to make the viewers feel uncomfortable as much as possible.

you mean like every single other Aaronofsky film?

danny_kay: I guess from a female point of view this little snippet is a better expression of beauty on the screen...


Oh man! That is flat out wrong.

Bad girl, shame on you.

Petit_Merdeux: Some cold water for the republican fappers:

nicotommer: Psycoholic_Slag: Damn, that's some floppy labia.

It apparently proved too popular. The link doesn't work anymore.

If you want to see it, do some work from the blog post (NSFW)

http://www.thenipslip.com/?p=2103 (NSFW)

In case I haven't made it clear: NSFW. I mean, it's really NSFW. It's cooch flapping. It's beautiful, but it isn't appropriate on a work computer.

Say what you want, but to this day - willingly and with much vigour.

galactus5000: nicotommer: Psycoholic_Slag: Damn, that's some floppy labia.

It apparently proved too popular. The link doesn't work anymore.

If you want to see it, do some work from the blog post (NSFW)

http://www.thenipslip.com/?p=2103 (NSFW)

In case I haven't made it clear: NSFW. I mean, it's really NSFW. It's cooch flapping. It's beautiful, but it isn't appropriate on a work computer.



Somebody needs to add the 'waka waka' sound from Pacman to that GIF...

stickmangrit: Alphax: From the trailer, and now this, it sounds like a movie to make the viewers feel uncomfortable as much as possible.

you mean like every single other Aaronofsky film?

Probably, since I've never seen one.

Jamdug!: miss diminutive: Holy. Crap.

*cue the oblig 'I'm not a lesbian but they're both smoking and I'm so going to watch this' routine*

Is that a thing?

If it's not, it should be.

AaronSynn:

Somebody needs to add the 'waka waka' sound from Pacman to that GIF...

Hahaha

Petit_Merdeux: Some cold water for the republican fappers:

I'm a Dem too, but wanting to see this sex scene is a big tent, friend. In fact, if these two would fark for bipartisanship, we'd have health care, education, and immigration taken care of in a week.

Kunis was never quite in the cinematic big leagues before. But I would say she has now licked that problem.

Post more picks!!!

SLADE: Post more picks!!!

Phillies over Cincy
Rangers over Rays
Giants over Braves
Yankees over Twins

Shadowknight: I'm sick of hearing about this scene.




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