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(Daily Mail)   Ugly-ass tube-nosed fruit bat who bears a striking resemblance to Yoda was discovered along w--OMG, KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 56
    More: Scary, Yoda, Conservation International, animals and plants, carnivorous plants, surveying, WWF, World Wildlife, Papua New Guinea  
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2010-10-06 11:05:56 PM
That's quite a stretch there, dailymail.
 
2010-10-06 11:14:48 PM
thats one ugly mother farker.
 
2010-10-06 11:15:13 PM
Not even close. But whatever gets the clicks.
 
2010-10-06 11:15:57 PM
Brushie?
 
2010-10-06 11:16:03 PM
Aww, I think he's kinda cute.
 
2010-10-06 11:16:06 PM
Farking thing's gilded!

Fly, Esteban, FIND THE SEVEN CITIES!
 
2010-10-06 11:17:33 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

t3.gstatic.com
 
2010-10-06 11:17:45 PM
Animals are cool
 
2010-10-06 11:17:45 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Needs Vagisil.
 
2010-10-06 11:20:35 PM
that looks nothing like Yoda. It looks like the GOLDEN version of Yoda from Spaceballs!
 
2010-10-06 11:21:26 PM
Hee hee hee! The WWF!

I wonder what GLOW discovered.
 
2010-10-06 11:21:56 PM
PersistantRash: that looks nothing like Yoda. It looks like the GOLDEN version of Yoda from Spaceballs!

That would be Yogurt.
 
2010-10-06 11:23:57 PM
Kinda looks like Falcor.
 
2010-10-06 11:26:17 PM
My 11th grade history teacher looked more like Yoda.

/Bonus: Said teacher was a woman.
 
2010-10-06 11:29:11 PM
That mouse was freakin' adorable.
 
2010-10-06 11:30:18 PM
Aaaaaarrrhhhhhhhgg, see they not Satan when he appears unto them?!
 
2010-10-06 11:33:34 PM
I'm not seeing the resemblance. Seriously, you could turn that bat into a puppet, use it as a wise old alien that speaks with Latin grammer and call it Yoad, and Lucas still wouldn't have a case.
 
2010-10-06 11:33:38 PM
Meh. That's not bad looking for a bat.

I mean, it's no flying fox,
news.nationalgeographic.com

but it is certainly more attractive than a vampire bat.
animals.nationalgeographic.com

/also...
www.dsng.net
 
2010-10-06 11:34:30 PM
Doric: Farking thing's gilded!

Fly, Esteban, FIND THE SEVEN CITIES!


ROFLMAO

Watching that series now. It's only taken me 20 years to get a watchable copy after seeing a few episodes on Nickelodeon.
 
2010-10-06 11:43:12 PM
I think it's cute
 
2010-10-06 11:49:59 PM
Kill the what now? for what reason?
 
2010-10-06 11:52:01 PM
Even the spiders in that article were cute. What are we supposed to be killing with fire?

It doesn't look like Yoda but damn if it isn't the most adorable bat I've ever seen.

/I'm the goddamn Yo-Bat
 
2010-10-06 11:57:06 PM
Is that the Peruvian Marching Powder Bat?

/looks more like that stupid dragon thing from The Neverending Story to me
 
2010-10-06 11:57:21 PM
RatMaster999: Doric: Farking thing's gilded!

Fly, Esteban, FIND THE SEVEN CITIES!

ROFLMAO

Watching that series now. It's only taken me 20 years to get a watchable copy after seeing a few episodes on Nickelodeon.


I don't remember if it was Netflix or Hulu but at least for awhile they had the whole series.
 
2010-10-06 11:59:25 PM
WhyteRaven74: PersistantRash: that looks nothing like Yoda. It looks like the GOLDEN version of Yoda from Spaceballs!

That would be Yogurt.


Excellent, now use your skills to find and post a pic of Yogurt and post it with a "Approves" or "Does not approve" caption.
 
2010-10-07 12:02:37 AM
i192.photobucket.com

i192.photobucket.com

/hotlinked
//one of my favourite C&H strip series... the Bat Presentation
 
2010-10-07 12:06:05 AM
WhyteRaven74: PersistantRash: that looks nothing like Yoda. It looks like the GOLDEN version of Yoda from Spaceballs!

That would be Yogurt.



I'll try to post a pic of the golden one, but it never works for me on fark.

Approves


www.cultureblues.com Does not approve
 
2010-10-07 12:07:42 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

i112.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-07 12:08:24 AM
picturescrazy: RatMaster999: Doric: Farking thing's gilded!

Fly, Esteban, FIND THE SEVEN CITIES!

ROFLMAO

Watching that series now. It's only taken me 20 years to get a watchable copy after seeing a few episodes on Nickelodeon.

I don't remember if it was Netflix or Hulu but at least for awhile they had the whole series.


I ordered a bunch of series through InterLibrary Loan, figuring they usually take a while to come in. Within the last week I've receieved:

Mysterious Cities of Gold
Wolf's Rain
Kimagure Orange Road (without the first disc for some reason)
Spice and Wolf
Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water
RaXephon
and the first season of Babylon 5

Maybe time to use some of my sick time...
 
2010-10-07 12:08:38 AM
Some creatures use the powers of others to capture their prey. Watching this disgusting beast, I felt as though it was feeding off my power as well.


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2010-10-07 12:12:15 AM
i567.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-07 12:15:30 AM
OMFG. Every time I see that thing's picture I freak out because it's so adorable.

Look at its little whiskers!
Its smile!
Its funny ears!
Its ginormous green eyes!

I am in full cute overload mode.
 
2010-10-07 12:17:16 AM
Is it me, or is the bat actually smiling?
 
2010-10-07 12:29:34 AM
Asterix: Is it me, or is the bat actually smiling?

It's you, you sick pervert
 
2010-10-07 12:35:33 AM
texdent:

YOU!!!!!
farm4.static.flickr.com


www.gifbin.com


Yayy I can post images on fark now! I hope to be banned shorty.
 
2010-10-07 12:38:08 AM
Yodabat for breakfast, mmmmmmm.
 
2010-10-07 12:44:04 AM
Sorry, I'm not seeing the resemblance.

However...

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2010-10-07 12:46:47 AM
It looks like something that would be waiting at a save point in a japanese rpg.
 
2010-10-07 12:47:25 AM
Bats are cute.
Especially the one in the article.
And not particularly because it may look like Yoda.


osckg.wikispaces.com


/That is all
 
2010-10-07 01:02:24 AM
That's Greedo.
 
2010-10-07 01:08:55 AM
they better hope that those morans in asia don't start hunting them to extinction for "Male Enhancement" (ala Bob) or to cure some imagined malady.

"Sorry, gotta kill the bat to get their fourskinz for making Majik Elixur of Amore"

(*apologies, I'm late and it's tired*)
 
2010-10-07 01:13:28 AM
Picture caption: Looks familiar: The creature bears more than a passing no resemblance at all to the Star Wars Jedi Master Yoda

/FTFY
 
2010-10-07 01:15:49 AM
I think it's kinda cute...
 
2010-10-07 01:31:45 AM
This bat looks like one of my dogs when she's happy and gets a certain grin that makes her look smug.

I don't know if this makes my dog hideous or subby went overboard with the "Kill it with fire!" bit...
 
2010-10-07 02:05:10 AM
Captain Steroid: Needs Vagisil.

Cap'n, I was going to say... I'd hit it.
 
2010-10-07 02:42:05 AM
Nakito: That's Greedo.

Yoda shot first...
 
2010-10-07 02:50:48 AM
I believe this is what subby would like immolated i210.photobucket.com
and I believe that more drastic measures should be in order
 
2010-10-07 03:01:42 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

He's cuuuute...
 
2010-10-07 05:30:11 AM
It just needs a nice name, like the "golden-nosed fruit bat".

Speaking of gold snouts, where's gold-paint huffing guy? Is that meme worn out?

I notice the bat's face is quite rounded, like a chimpanzee's jaw. I wonder if that is an adaptation for eating fruit? Maybe they should replace the fundamentalist ID banana with the fundamentalist ID melon slice.
 
2010-10-07 06:50:39 AM

BEELZEBUB
HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME
FOR ME
i.dailymail.co.uk
FOR MEEEEEEEEE
 
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