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(Starpulse)   Heather Locklear, once married to Tommy Lee and then Richie Sambora, is now engaged to marry Jack Wagner   ( starpulse.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Heather Locklear, Richie Sambora, Britain's Daily Express, Motley Crue  
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7149 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 06 Oct 2010 at 4:06 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2010-10-06 02:11:52 PM  
Fail? Are you saying you have a problem with "All I Need"?
 
2010-10-06 03:34:18 PM  
"Next on VH-1's I farked the '80s!"
 
2010-10-06 03:40:21 PM  
That's a pretty gross track record. She's probably got one fewer STD than Pamela Anderson. Maybe. The CDC uses her underpants as petri dishes.
 
2010-10-06 03:41:59 PM  
The music gets cheesier with each new husband.

/Husband #4: Kenny G
 
2010-10-06 04:13:11 PM  
I don't see a problem. I enjoy watching him dominate celebrity golf tournaments. Since she's still relatively hot, I'll enjoy seeing her in the crowd.

But yes, his music is awful.
 
2010-10-06 04:15:08 PM  
I thought they got married on the Melrose Place season finale.
 
2010-10-06 04:17:40 PM  
RIP Robert Wagner
 
2010-10-06 04:17:45 PM  
"Hey Heather, in the 80's did Richie feather his pubes?"

/triumph
 
2010-10-06 04:18:28 PM  
Is the FAIL for Wagner putting his man part in a woman crawling with rock star disease?

People think Paris Hilton is disgusting? Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora...and the thousands of chicks they have banged too.
 
2010-10-06 04:22:28 PM  
LEAVE FRISCO ALONE!
 
2010-10-06 04:24:29 PM  
Nobody will see this but her birthday is Sept. 28th, not the 25th. Same day as mine
 
2010-10-06 04:25:34 PM  

Anderrhea: That's a pretty gross track record. She's probably got one fewer STD than Pamela Anderson. Maybe. The CDC uses her underpants as petri dishes.


^THIS
 
2010-10-06 04:29:41 PM  
Dude's got his work cut out for him filling that gaping maw.
 
2010-10-06 04:29:41 PM  
As opposed to engaged in battle?
 
2010-10-06 04:29:43 PM  
srhp29
Is the FAIL for Wagner putting his man part in a woman crawling with rock star disease?

People think Paris Hilton is disgusting? Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora...and the thousands of chicks they have banged too.


And now I'm thinking of the Spaghetti Incident. bleargh!

/not the G'n'R album
 
2010-10-06 04:30:33 PM  
Garth... it's Heather Locklear... AND SHE'S SIGNALLING TO US!

www.replikultes.net

schwiiiiiiiiing
 
2010-10-06 04:36:42 PM  
I was all set to congratulate Sybarite on his excellent reference, when I went and read Mugato's brilliance. Now I am torn. So instead I say
i238.photobucket.com
to both of you
 
2010-10-06 04:36:49 PM  
D'awwwww, Peter and Amanda together at last!
 
2010-10-06 04:39:03 PM  

BalugaJoe: RIP Robert Wagner


I read the headline and I thought "The Heart To Heart dude? Really?" then clicked on the link and realized it was some nobody I hadn't heard of.

Heather still looks darn good though. I don't care who she's schtoinked, I'd still disappoint her.
 
2010-10-06 04:53:14 PM  

Pucca: LEAVE FRISCO ALONE!


LOL
 
2010-10-06 04:58:32 PM  

Sybarite: Fail? Are you saying you have a problem with "All I Need"?


I thought that was Rex Smith.
 
2010-10-06 05:00:14 PM  

zabadu: Sybarite: Fail? Are you saying you have a problem with "All I Need"?

I thought that was Rex Smith.


Oh wait, that was another suck song "You Take My Breath Away".
 
2010-10-06 05:03:08 PM  

Pucca: LEAVE FRISCO ALONE!


Came for this. thank you.
 
2010-10-06 05:10:24 PM  
Gotta be like driving a [pick a small car] through the [pick a very large and wide tunnel] tunnel.
 
2010-10-06 05:22:52 PM  

feefifofimmy: Gotta be like driving a [pick a small car] through the [pick a very large and wide tunnel] tunnel.


That would be like driving a Segway of a cliff.

/Is that good enough?
//Too soon?
 
2010-10-06 05:40:48 PM  

pkticker: Pucca: LEAVE FRISCO ALONE!

Came for this. thank you.


oh god, was his girlfriend on GH named Felicia? If so, why do I remember that? How can I make it go away?
 
2010-10-06 05:41:29 PM  
t3.gstatic.com

Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon-er!
 
2010-10-06 05:56:24 PM  
She should marry and divorce someone like Les Claypool next then they could all start a supergroup called the 'Locklear Exes'.

The thought of Tommy Lee on drums, Sambora on guitar, Claypool on bass and Wagner on vocals sounds pretty frickin' awesome in my head.
 
2010-10-06 06:01:01 PM  

Lloyd Braun: She should marry and divorce someone like Les Claypool next then they could all start a supergroup called the 'Locklear Exes'.

The thought of Tommy Lee on drums, Sambora on guitar, Claypool on bass and Wagner on vocals sounds pretty frickin' awesome in my head.


They'd probably be better than Chickenfoot.
 
2010-10-06 06:31:20 PM  

BigMevy: I read the headline and I thought "The Heart To Heart dude? Really?" then clicked on the link and realized it was some nobody I hadn't heard of.



I'm glad to know that I wasn't the only one.
 
2010-10-06 06:36:14 PM  

PhillyBoy: Nobody will see this but her birthday is Sept. 28th, not the 25th. Same day as mine


So the 85 different celeb websites that come up when you search it all have it wrong?
 
2010-10-06 08:29:11 PM  

Sybarite: Fail? Are you saying you have a problem with "All I Need"?


Pucca: LEAVE FRISCO ALONE!


Odd. In a moment of nostalgia and weakness last night, I actually downloaded "All I Need' from iTunes. My mom used to watch GH, and Frisco was my first crush.
 
2010-10-06 09:09:17 PM  

HulkHands: PhillyBoy: Nobody will see this but her birthday is Sept. 28th, not the 25th. Same day as mine

So the 85 different celeb websites that come up when you search it all have it wrong?


I'll trust IMDB...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000181/
 
2010-10-06 11:05:33 PM  

HulkHands: PhillyBoy: Nobody will see this but her birthday is Sept. 28th, not the 25th. Same day as mine

So the 85 different celeb websites that come up when you search it all have it wrong?


I think we should give PhillyBoy the benefit of the doubt here. Maybe he just doesn't know when HIS birthday is.
 
2010-10-06 11:13:22 PM  
Hotdog Hallway
 
2010-10-06 11:54:24 PM  
You kiddin' me? Even though he's ten years past his prime as a soap actor (and twenty past his prime as a singer), he's still a step up from Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora...
 
2010-10-06 11:56:27 PM  

Pucca: LEAVE FRISCO ALONE!


I wonder what Bob Guza would do with Frisco on the incredibly unlikely chance that Wagner ever comes back to GH...

/...I guarantee, it won't be pretty.
 
2010-10-07 02:34:38 AM  
So if I put out a crappy album I have a chance to bang Heather Locklear?

/You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips....
 
2010-10-07 08:34:32 AM  
A threesome with Heather Locklear and Morgan Fairchild is on my bucket list
/why yes, I am over 40.
 
2010-10-07 11:16:17 AM  

PhillyBoy: Nobody will see this but her birthday is Sept. 28th, not the 25th. Same day as mine


No, it's the 25th, but like you MY birthday is the 28th. Sorry, though, not a blonde.

/Wagner must be hung like a moose, you know she's not gonna go backwards after Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora
 
2010-10-07 11:26:08 AM  

Marisyana: PhillyBoy: Nobody will see this but her birthday is Sept. 28th, not the 25th. Same day as mine

No, it's the 25th, but like you MY birthday is the 28th. Sorry, though, not a blonde.

/Wagner must be hung like a moose, you know she's not gonna go backwards after Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora


He has arms.

// and fists...
 
2010-10-07 11:42:44 AM  

IlGreven: You kiddin' me? Even though he's ten years past his prime as a soap actor (and twenty past his prime as a singer), he's still a step up from Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora...


2/10
 
2010-10-07 12:58:28 PM  
She was one of my dream girls, until she got her lips pumped up (a la Nicki Cox).
 
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