Nothing like starting them off at an early age...

meh ... they gotta learn sometime. I wonder if they are mexican or african american ... or god help them canadian. just something to ponder.

If they know who it is based on finger prints, why not release her name?
Maybe they are afraid if she knows that they know, than she will run off before they can catch her?

Regardless, the chances of this kid not becoming a criminal seem to be pretty low at this point.

BTW, new format looks just fine on Mozilla 1.3.1 on Win2K

"A woman, her baby and another man"

So which is the first man, the woman, or the baby?

baby's the other man. hell he's already partaken in his first burglary. In mexico that is a right of initiation into manhood. kind of like a bar mitzfah. or however you spell that.

Is this close to South Park ? Sounds like something from an episode. We know it's not Cartman and his mom at least. Maybe it's Kenny.

Is club girl related to tub girl?

Well its definitely not Kyle, we all know why. My vote is Butters, you know what im talking about

Well, you know what they say: "The family that steals together stays together."

Or something like that.

Well at least this time they didn't leave Nathan Jr. on the roof of the car.

The burglar with the baby is 17-years-old and has a prior record

Yeah, he sounds like a real winner in the game of life.

Was this hard to read for anyone else? Not because some mother is stupid, but just because whomever wrote this article should learn how to write.

I guess she doesnt make a decent enough living to afford day care.

drakebraun: ...because whomever wrote this article should learn how to write.

Miss Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.

this story reminds me of an old website I saw today

www.pancakesanddreams.com

too...many...bs...

*does a shot*

Waiting for the anti-gun libs to whine about how this story is a good reason not to shoot burglars on sight.

Take your child to work day!

/compulsory

-skinink

yessss


"You never leave a man behind!!"

whoops.. forgot a </b>

Dimensio

Actually, this is a better reason to shoot burglars on sight. Takes care of 3 problems at once.

AbbyNormal

what family values?

It's amazing how closely this one hit home, as my son's father (I haven't been with him for a couple of years for reasons that should quickly become very obvious.) was arrested for burglary this week - a crime he committed while he was supposed to be watching our son. If it weren't for the fact that I have to explain just how much of a loser "daddy" is to a four year old, it would almost be funny, as he wasn't even arrested for stealing cash or vauluables per-se. He was arrested because he was the lookout as his friend broke into Pizza Hut to steal some dough because he wanted to make pizza. Pretty farking pathetic.

Hey, that's right where I work. Not sure of the relevance...

"Don't forget the Huggies"

Not that I advocate Burglery (sp?), but if you are going to do it, why couldn't you find someone...anyone...to watch your baby for you? I mean, come on...think here people...of course, she is 17 and I am beginning to believe that from the age of 12 to about 25, your brain shuts down (before you start flaming, I am 20, so this includes me...)

"Tables and chairs, you got a dinette set! Tables and no chairs, you got dick!"

AWESOME movie.

Lovin' the new comments layout. =P

NO CHILD IS LEFT BEHIND!

Just last week we were talking about that movie with the outlaw samurai-with-baby, and now this.

If I lived on Leetsdale Drive, I'd always spell it with numbers.

Breeding Makes You Stupid.

(I should make an image for that.)

Won't someone PLEEEZE think of the children

/obligatory

So a 17 year old with a baby and a record is burgling houses and is too dumb to wear gloves. . .
Where is Social Services when you need them?

>The burglar with the baby is 17-years-old and has a prior record,

What about the baby, does it have a record?