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(BBC)   Smoking Chimp finally dies. Why nobody put him out is still unknown   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 37
    More: Sad, chimps, habits, own brand, smoking  
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2010-10-06 11:25:09 AM
He lived longer because of smoking, avoiding Mulder.
 
2010-10-06 11:26:56 AM
Chimp Charlie dies at 52 despite smoking habit

Despite his smoking habit, he died?
 
2010-10-06 11:28:55 AM
I love my dead smoking chimp!
 
2010-10-06 11:29:19 AM
J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger: Chimp Charlie dies at 52 despite smoking habit

Despite his smoking habit, he died?


He smoked the good fight, but in the end he succumbed to oxygen.
 
2010-10-06 11:30:23 AM
Chimpanzees reach puberty at an age of between 8 and 10 years and rarely live past the age of 40 in the wild, but have been known to reach the age of more than 60 in captivity. -wikipedia

So he cut off the last 8 crappy years when he would barely be able to climb stuff, fap, and throw feces? Sounds like he made the right choice and stuck with it.
 
2010-10-06 11:32:46 AM
Good headline subby-
+1 interwebs for you
 
2010-10-06 11:33:16 AM
He wanted to die. He just couldn't make the poop fling anymore...
 
2010-10-06 11:34:12 AM
4.bp.blogspot.comRIP
 
2010-10-06 11:36:46 AM
I hate to hear this.

I suppose I will have to be the one to tell the kids their mother has passed on...
 
2010-10-06 11:38:51 AM
Oh South Africa and Russia, where you can drink and smoke in a zoo and no one gives two shiats. What a place.
 
2010-10-06 11:39:10 AM
Put him out? Isn't that his pimp's job?
 
2010-10-06 11:46:09 AM
Bonanza Jellybean: I love my dead smoking chimp!


I LOL'd.
 
2010-10-06 11:53:57 AM
If only he had a hairless portion on his body for a nicotine patch...
 
2010-10-06 11:57:13 AM
RIP cheap plastic toy
iloveduckies.com
 
2010-10-06 11:58:30 AM
Charlie the chimp started smoking when some visitors to Mangaung zoo, in Bloemfontein, threw him lit cigarettes.

That's just like smokers, trying to spread their disease to others.
 
2010-10-06 12:03:44 PM
Too bad he never got that monkey off his back.

/saddest
 
2010-10-06 12:07:28 PM
rationalwiki.org

"Look! He's not taking another puff!"
 
2010-10-06 12:13:55 PM
WhatAWhich: Oh South Africa and Russia, where you can drink and smoke in a zoo and no one gives two shiats. What a place.

"Any freedom that does not include the freedom to be a moron is not freedom at all."
 
2010-10-06 12:14:28 PM
Awesome subby, this should be in the top ten good submissions.
 
2010-10-06 12:15:22 PM
Charlie the chimp started smoking when some visitors to Mangaung zoo, in Bloemfontein, threw him lit cigarettes.

Unfortunately that's usually how it starts.
 
2010-10-06 12:22:26 PM
"Have a gorilla."

"No thanks, I've just put one out. And anyway, they hurt my throat."

"Try one of my monkeys, they're milder."


www.fashionstate.com

/hot like the last smoking seagoon
 
2010-10-06 12:26:23 PM
he had lived around 10 years longer than the average chimp.

Well that proves it then. Big Tobacco was right. Going out for a puff now.
 
2010-10-06 12:32:17 PM
"In February, it was reported a Russian chimpanzee was being sent to rehab after he started pestering visitors for alcohol and cigarettes.

Should have asked for money instead and said it was for the bus/metro/etc.
 
2010-10-06 12:32:51 PM
Coolest video ive seen all day

/wonder if anyone ever threw a cigaweed in there??
 
2010-10-06 12:33:08 PM
Don't let this turn into a "smoker's rights" thread.
 
2010-10-06 12:33:45 PM
strife:
Should have asked for money instead and said it was for the bus/metro/etc.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-10-06 12:36:33 PM
He proved he's not a quitter...
 
2010-10-06 01:00:07 PM
tarheel07
Put turned him out? Isn't that his pimp's job?

That's what the kids are saying these days, so I hear.
 
WGJ
2010-10-06 01:25:54 PM
The real reason he lived a long life was because he minded his own god damn business.
 
2010-10-06 01:30:00 PM
www.rankopedia.com

Mr. Teeny needs a refill on his nicotine patch!
 
2010-10-06 01:59:09 PM
Smoking Chimp finally dies. Why nobody put him out is still unknown

He didn't pay his $75?
 
2010-10-06 01:59:42 PM
Simpsons, check.
Clerks... wait, no Clerks? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2010-10-06 02:30:45 PM
I don't think smoking kept him alive that long...Cheetah (from the Tarzan movies) is still alive and 70+.

I think Cheetah drinks, though.
 
2010-10-06 03:05:29 PM
Goliath?
 
2010-10-06 04:20:31 PM
TallyGirl: I don't think smoking kept him alive that long...Cheetah (from the Tarzan movies) is still alive and 70+.

I think Cheetah drinks, though.


Cheeta has died many times, but one of them is pushing 80.
 
2010-10-06 05:42:00 PM
I feel so bad for Drebin.
 
2010-10-06 07:10:25 PM
No need to get personal about it

www.netcomuk.co.uk
 
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