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Declining berserker habitat, S-s-s-s-s-ymbian shut down, and the Soon-Yi effect: Headlines of the Week 9/26 - 10/2 
Posted by Drew at 2010-10-05 4:31:53 PM (12 comments) | Permalink
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From Unfreakable:

No post from Drew this week, enjoy the headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2010-09-26 to Sat 2010-10-02:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Neo-Nazi discovers he has a little Jew inside of him, also known as the Soon-Yi effect    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  China's one child policy turns 30, upset it never had a brother to play catch with    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Car stolen at gunpoint at strip club. DNA successfully lifted from the parking lot, but crime lab techicians admit it will take time to catalogue all 63,481 suspects    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Listerine cures jock-itch, says man who refuses to describe how he and his wife figured this out    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Man dies mysteriously in porn booth. Police unsure whether he was whacked    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  America's "most depressing hot dog stand" found in Chicago, coming in just ahead of Wrigley Field    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Scientists now say T-Rex joints were much bigger than first assumed, which would make them a lot easier to reach with those tiny arms    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Thieves escape from Kuala Lumpur airport with over 10,000 Western Digital hard drives. Surprisingly enough, they didn't crash    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  No Carl, I want you to kill all the GOPHERS on the course    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  "Did you hear? 37 people were injured after a train derailed east of Oslo." "NORWAY." "YES WAY"    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Male infertility hereditary. How the gene manages to get passed on a mystery    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Sports:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  NFC West favorite San Francisco 49ers outplay Chiefs to 31-10 loss    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  End of an error. Bills release Trent Edwards    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Bill Polian would like to clarify his statements about the upcoming 18 game NFL schedule, would also like you to ignore the imprint of Roger Goodell's boot on his ass    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Geek:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Finnish scientists say sightings of Valkyries have reached the lowest point in 100 years; leading to concerns that they may have become endangered due to peacetime, loss of berserker habitat    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Study shows men withdraw during stress, but generally recover quickly enough to re-insert and start over using shorter strokes    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Months before astronomers discovered new Earth-like planet, scientist detected pulse of light coming from same direction. Doofus with laser pointer has not been ruled out    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Showbiz:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  "Wall Street 2" takes the top spot at the box office this weekend. Shia LaBoeuf now considering a career of nothing but sequels to 80's classics starring actors way past their prime. Next up: "Tango and Cash and Son"    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  New photos show LiLo injecting heroin and kissing Paris Hilton. Doesn't she know you can get diseases that way? Plus the heroin is bad for you too    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Star Wars: 3D coming in 2012, followed by Star Wars: 3D Director's Cut 2013, Star Wars: 3D Wide-Screen 2014, Star Wars: 3D Wide-Screen Director's cut Blu-Ray 2015, Star Wars: 3D Wide-Screen Special Edition Director's Cut Blu-Ray 2016  


Politics:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  French politician Rachida Dati issues a public apology for confusing oral sex with inflation. What a cunning linguist    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Dennis Miller to headline Sharron Angle fundraiser. That's about as ridiculous as Fatty Arbuckle asking for a virgin Bloody Mary with extra ice    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Christine O'Donnell says her LinkedIn profile was faked by enemies in the Republican party who sought to defame her by implying she graduated from college    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Music:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Mariah Carey is pregnant with either a boy, girl, or chocolate cake    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  "Everybody Hurts" is the song most likely to make men cry, according to the Institute of Researchers Who Don't Force People to Listen to "Hollaback Girl" for Hours and Hours    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  Note: John Cage's 4′33″ contains an audio track that has not been authorized by WMG. The audio has been disabled    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Business:

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  AOL buys TechCrunch for an undisloclosed number of hours of free internet service    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  S-s-s-s-s-s-s-amsung s-s-shuts down S-s-s-s-s-ymbian    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from fark.com too old to be available]  China's toilet sales now highest in the world when only a decade ago they were squat    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]
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12 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2010-10-05 04:47:53 PM  
Those headlines are silly and nonsexual.
 
2010-10-05 04:51:30 PM  
lol?
 
2010-10-05 04:54:25 PM  
I thought that said "Sybian shut down," which would explain the stammering.
 
2010-10-05 04:57:38 PM  
I have to admit this headline went over my head. Had to read it a couple of times.
 
2010-10-05 05:11:29 PM  
Anderrhea: I thought that said "Sybian shut down," which would explain the stammering.

this
 
2010-10-05 05:17:40 PM  
Mainrodax: Anderrhea: I thought that said "Sybian shut down," which would explain the stammering.

this


3rd
 
2010-10-05 05:44:13 PM  
Anderrhea: I thought that said "Sybian shut down," which would explain the stammering.

Just imagine i've posted the "that's the joke" pic in this post
 
2010-10-05 06:07:23 PM  
Goddamn did the Tango and Cash and Son one have me doing the whole LMAO thing
 
2010-10-05 06:47:46 PM  
Can someone explain the s-s-s-s-s-symbian one?

/I'm not american!
 
2010-10-05 07:45:47 PM  
maq0r: Can someone explain the s-s-s-s-s-symbian one?

/I'm not american!


I'll lead you to Wiki: Sybian (new window)

(possibly nsfw)

you're on your own to travel the rest of the internet with that word (caution: websites, articles, and images related to Sybian may be nsfw)
 
2010-10-05 07:49:24 PM  
Just had to throw in a Scott Wampler link didn't you?
 
2010-10-06 12:10:04 AM  
Samsung probably shut it down because they were sick of hearing sex toy jokes.
 
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