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Declining berserker habitat, S-s-s-s-s-ymbian shut down, and the Soon-Yi effect: Headlines of the Week 9/26 - 10/2 
Posted by Drew at 2010-10-05 4:31:53 PM (12 comments) | Permalink
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From Unfreakable:

No post from Drew this week, enjoy the headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2010-09-26 to Sat 2010-10-02:

www.fark.com  Neo-Nazi discovers he has a little Jew inside of him, also known as the Soon-Yi effect    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  China's one child policy turns 30, upset it never had a brother to play catch with    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Car stolen at gunpoint at strip club. DNA successfully lifted from the parking lot, but crime lab techicians admit it will take time to catalogue all 63,481 suspects    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Listerine cures jock-itch, says man who refuses to describe how he and his wife figured this out    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Man dies mysteriously in porn booth. Police unsure whether he was whacked    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  America's "most depressing hot dog stand" found in Chicago, coming in just ahead of Wrigley Field    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Scientists now say T-Rex joints were much bigger than first assumed, which would make them a lot easier to reach with those tiny arms    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Thieves escape from Kuala Lumpur airport with over 10,000 Western Digital hard drives. Surprisingly enough, they didn't crash    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  No Carl, I want you to kill all the GOPHERS on the course    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  "Did you hear? 37 people were injured after a train derailed east of Oslo." "NORWAY." "YES WAY"    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Male infertility hereditary. How the gene manages to get passed on a mystery    img.fark.net


www.fark.com  NFC West favorite San Francisco 49ers outplay Chiefs to 31-10 loss    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  End of an error. Bills release Trent Edwards    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Bill Polian would like to clarify his statements about the upcoming 18 game NFL schedule, would also like you to ignore the imprint of Roger Goodell's boot on his ass    img.fark.net


www.fark.com  Finnish scientists say sightings of Valkyries have reached the lowest point in 100 years; leading to concerns that they may have become endangered due to peacetime, loss of berserker habitat    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Study shows men withdraw during stress, but generally recover quickly enough to re-insert and start over using shorter strokes    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Months before astronomers discovered new Earth-like planet, scientist detected pulse of light coming from same direction. Doofus with laser pointer has not been ruled out    img.fark.net


www.fark.com  "Wall Street 2" takes the top spot at the box office this weekend. Shia LaBoeuf now considering a career of nothing but sequels to 80's classics starring actors way past their prime. Next up: "Tango and Cash and Son"    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  New photos show LiLo injecting heroin and kissing Paris Hilton. Doesn't she know you can get diseases that way? Plus the heroin is bad for you too    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Star Wars: 3D coming in 2012, followed by Star Wars: 3D Director's Cut 2013, Star Wars: 3D Wide-Screen 2014, Star Wars: 3D Wide-Screen Director's cut Blu-Ray 2015, Star Wars: 3D Wide-Screen Special Edition Director's Cut Blu-Ray 2016  


www.fark.com  French politician Rachida Dati issues a public apology for confusing oral sex with inflation. What a cunning linguist    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Dennis Miller to headline Sharron Angle fundraiser. That's about as ridiculous as Fatty Arbuckle asking for a virgin Bloody Mary with extra ice    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Christine O'Donnell says her LinkedIn profile was faked by enemies in the Republican party who sought to defame her by implying she graduated from college    img.fark.net


www.fark.com  Mariah Carey is pregnant with either a boy, girl, or chocolate cake    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  "Everybody Hurts" is the song most likely to make men cry, according to the Institute of Researchers Who Don't Force People to Listen to "Hollaback Girl" for Hours and Hours    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Note: John Cage's 4′33″ contains an audio track that has not been authorized by WMG. The audio has been disabled    img.fark.net


www.fark.com  AOL buys TechCrunch for an undisloclosed number of hours of free internet service    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  S-s-s-s-s-s-s-amsung s-s-shuts down S-s-s-s-s-ymbian    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  China's toilet sales now highest in the world when only a decade ago they were squat    img.fark.net
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12 Comments   (+0 »)
2010-10-05 04:47:53 PM  
Those headlines are silly and nonsexual.
2010-10-05 04:51:30 PM  
2010-10-05 04:54:25 PM  
I thought that said "Sybian shut down," which would explain the stammering.
2010-10-05 04:57:38 PM  
I have to admit this headline went over my head. Had to read it a couple of times.
2010-10-05 05:11:29 PM  
Anderrhea: I thought that said "Sybian shut down," which would explain the stammering.

2010-10-05 05:17:40 PM  
Mainrodax: Anderrhea: I thought that said "Sybian shut down," which would explain the stammering.


2010-10-05 05:44:13 PM  
Anderrhea: I thought that said "Sybian shut down," which would explain the stammering.

Just imagine i've posted the "that's the joke" pic in this post
2010-10-05 06:07:23 PM  
Goddamn did the Tango and Cash and Son one have me doing the whole LMAO thing
2010-10-05 06:47:46 PM  
Can someone explain the s-s-s-s-s-symbian one?

/I'm not american!
2010-10-05 07:45:47 PM  
maq0r: Can someone explain the s-s-s-s-s-symbian one?

/I'm not american!

I'll lead you to Wiki: Sybian (new window)

(possibly nsfw)

you're on your own to travel the rest of the internet with that word (caution: websites, articles, and images related to Sybian may be nsfw)
2010-10-05 07:49:24 PM  
Just had to throw in a Scott Wampler link didn't you?
2010-10-06 12:10:04 AM  
Samsung probably shut it down because they were sick of hearing sex toy jokes.
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