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(Some Guy)   Boy crawls into 'claw' machine at Wal-Mart to get a stuffed animal. Firefighters attempting rescue call in backup when they run out of quarters. With video interview of his hot mom   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, vending machines, claws, Wal-Mart, firefighters  
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28256 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Oct 2010 at 1:25 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2010-10-04 10:04:54 AM  
That was beyond cold subby
2010-10-04 10:08:04 AM  
I knew you were lying to me Subs McKenzie, but I watched the damn video anyway, just in case. Your lies hurt, you know.
2010-10-04 10:13:03 AM  
Lies make Baby Jesus cry, submitter.
2010-10-04 10:19:30 AM  
Your lies hurt my feelings subby... my fists hurt your face!
2010-10-04 10:20:58 AM
2010-10-04 10:33:04 AM

These are my awards, mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing!
2010-10-04 10:40:32 AM  
"The boy made off better than most kids who try to play the game. He went home with two toys" and puncture wounds around his head.
2010-10-04 11:01:05 AM  
The Claaaaaaw...!

/Hotter than a garbage incinerator
//Can't believe a cartoon almost made me cry
2010-10-04 11:09:48 AM  

//Can't believe a cartoon almost made me cry

Watched it last night and I was struggling not to also, had to walk away for a bit. Was a good ending though.
2010-10-04 11:15:49 AM  

'nuff said.
2010-10-04 11:17:26 AM  
I guess she's hot in a 'Walmart' sort of way SUBBY
2010-10-04 11:25:38 AM

2010-10-04 11:31:40 AM  
Not craw... CRAW

/anyone? anyone?
2010-10-04 11:35:51 AM  
They should've sealed the opening shut and left him in there.

/it's probably a good thing I'm not on the fire department anymore
2010-10-04 11:50:12 AM  

old_toole: Not craw... CRAW

/anyone? anyone?

I'll give you the answer, but first we have to go into the Cone of Silence.
2010-10-04 11:53:23 AM  
The firefighter's mustache made that video for me.

Subby, you're a Meanie McMeanpants.
2010-10-04 12:04:35 PM  

brigid_fitch: //Can't believe a cartoon almost made me cry

Don't feel bad. I have yet not to tear up a little at every Pixar film
2010-10-04 12:31:46 PM  

brigid_fitch: The Claaaaaaw...!

/Hotter than a garbage incinerator
//Can't believe a cartoon almost made me cry

I haven't seen "Toy Story 3," yet, but I watched "Up!" with my son on Saturday, and that movie had some really sad moments in it.
2010-10-04 12:39:29 PM  

Nabb1: "Up!" with my son on Saturday, and that movie had some really sad moments in it.

Christ the opening sequence of that movie is rough.
2010-10-04 12:44:06 PM  
We need to hunt down the submitter and kick his lying ass. On another note, am I the only one who thinks that symbol at the end of the Walmart sign looks like a sphincter?
2010-10-04 01:00:47 PM  
He learned it from watching his mother.

What, you mean she didn't scrape off most of her hair climbing through the same prize-delivery chute, and lose those teeth battling the claw itself?
2010-10-04 01:04:41 PM  
why "crawl" instead of shinnied or clambered? Clambered, now there's a fun word
2010-10-04 01:10:10 PM

The claw machines are trying to eat our children. Won't someone please think of the children?
2010-10-04 01:18:59 PM
What Japanese kids go for.
2010-10-04 01:27:34 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: What Japanese kids go for.

What American kids go for.
2010-10-04 01:28:08 PM  
Damn you subby!
2010-10-04 01:28:39 PM  
Mmm mm, I'd like to get stuck in her claw.
2010-10-04 01:29:23 PM  
Back the Eff Up -- He was 9 years old? Is he malnourished 'cause Mom ate all the food?
2010-10-04 01:29:57 PM  
She would be hot. If I killed it with fire!
2010-10-04 01:30:14 PM  

2010-10-04 01:30:36 PM  
always, Always, ALWAYS, ALWAYS check the comments first

You got me
2010-10-04 01:31:15 PM  
She's not hot 5/10 maximum.
2010-10-04 01:31:42 PM  
Not even by Walmart's standards.
2010-10-04 01:32:24 PM
2010-10-04 01:33:29 PM  
Fark you, subby.
2010-10-04 01:33:48 PM  
Cousin Oliver has really had a rough life.
2010-10-04 01:34:25 PM  
Thanks for the warning, you poor brave souls.

subby is still an asshole for giving me hope.
2010-10-04 01:35:15 PM  
BAD subby! Badbadbadbadbadbad subby!!
2010-10-04 01:35:22 PM  
Subby has made me angry.

//Wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
2010-10-04 01:35:45 PM  
Subby needs to clean his eyeglasses. Perhaps you can use the bleach that I'm using on my eyes after I finish with it.

/destroyer of worlds, subby is.
2010-10-04 01:36:04 PM  
So the kid was given 2 toys. Great, so he gets rewarded for trying to steal the toys and wasting firefighter's time. Nice.
2010-10-04 01:36:22 PM  
Curse you subby, curse you.
2010-10-04 01:37:54 PM  
It was subbys Mom - so be nice

2010-10-04 01:38:53 PM  
First 32 seconds of that video were totally useless. Not that the rest of it was of use.
2010-10-04 01:39:42 PM  

StrikitRich: Back the Eff Up -- He was 9 years old? Is he malnourished 'cause Mom ate all the food?

Based on his whining during the video, and his age of 9, I am thinking we are looking at a bit of a disturbed child.
2010-10-04 01:40:41 PM

You're a bad man, subby. A very bad man.
2010-10-04 01:41:29 PM
2010-10-04 01:41:55 PM  

nmiguy: Subby has made me angry.

//Wouldn't like me when I'm angry...

I don't even like you when your in a good mood.
2010-10-04 01:42:28 PM  
Well, I wasn't going to watch the video but having read the comments I had to.

Here it is for all of you trying to avoid it:

2010-10-04 01:42:59 PM  
You suck subby. Seriously.
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