If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(BBC)   Americans told to be 'vigilant' in Europe due to Al Qaeda commando threat. If you see a bunch of terrorists with machine guns shooting at you, this might be a good time to utilize your vigilance   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 115
    More: Asinine  
•       •       •

2794 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Oct 2010 at 11:28 AM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



115 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2010-10-03 10:55:37 AM
They announce this AFTER I book my flight and rooms for next week. I could have perhaps gotten cheaper tickets and hotel rooms had they done this before I booked. Thanks for nothing.
 
2010-10-03 11:12:58 AM
DERKA DERKA DERKA
 
2010-10-03 11:29:49 AM
Brilliant alert by the government. In other news... be careful in the world. There are places people might want to mug you.
 
2010-10-03 11:32:15 AM
Might be a good move to avoid the Ryder Cup.
 
2010-10-03 11:32:53 AM
What else would you expect from 0bama?
 
2010-10-03 11:33:49 AM
Well Tiger is there and I wouldn't want my GF within 300miles of him.
 
2010-10-03 11:34:15 AM
kontraband.se

just getting this out of the way
 
2010-10-03 11:36:46 AM
SidVacant: Well Tiger is there and I wouldn't want my GF within 300miles of him.

Mediocre looking girls are in danger.
 
2010-10-03 11:37:03 AM
My alert level is still at "don't care" after a brief elevated state of "Huh" around september 2001
 
2010-10-03 11:37:09 AM
Successful Troll: What else would you expect from 0bama?

Did you really write [zero]bama? Now that's how you troll. Congrats on living up to your screen name.
 
2010-10-03 11:37:37 AM
Just sew a Canadian flag on your fanny pack and you'll be fine...
 
2010-10-03 11:38:00 AM
I hate election season
 
2010-10-03 11:38:50 AM
I guess I lucked out by going to Europe in August.
 
2010-10-03 11:39:11 AM
CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
 
2010-10-03 11:39:20 AM
PrincessOfPenguins: Just sew a Canadian flag on your fanny pack and you'll be fine...

I can act like a Canadian, eh?
 
2010-10-03 11:40:25 AM
Zeppelininthesky: PrincessOfPenguins: Just sew a Canadian flag on your fanny pack and you'll be fine...

I can act like a Canadian, eh?


Too rude. Try again.
 
2010-10-03 11:42:17 AM
nationallampoon.com
 
2010-10-03 11:42:35 AM
So we can fly in the nude now?
 
2010-10-03 11:42:42 AM
TheShavingofOccam123: Zeppelininthesky: PrincessOfPenguins: Just sew a Canadian flag on your fanny pack and you'll be fine...

I can act like a Canadian, eh?

Too rude. Try again.


Not French Canadian, there is a difference.
 
2010-10-03 11:43:04 AM
I may be dumb, but I can read and interpret statistics. Y'all can go worry about "terrorists" - I'll worry about drunk drivers.
 
2010-10-03 11:43:13 AM
PC LOAD LETTER: Successful Troll: What else would you expect from 0bama?

Did you really write [zero]bama? Now that's how you troll. Congrats on living up to your screen name.


Ah, subtle. Didn't even see it. Well played sir!
 
2010-10-03 11:44:42 AM
TheShavingofOccam123: Zeppelininthesky: PrincessOfPenguins: Just sew a Canadian flag on your fanny pack and you'll be fine...

I can act like a Canadian, eh?

Too rude. Try again.


I believe it should be "May I please act like a Canadian, eh?"
 
2010-10-03 11:45:06 AM
"They said cities in the UK, France and Germany were thought to be targets for the militants..."

'Machine guns' are illegal there, Subby. It's not possible for that to happen.
 
2010-10-03 11:45:10 AM
PrincessOfPenguins: Just sew a Canadian flag on your fanny pack and you'll be fine...

When we were in Europe, we'd play a game called "Out the American". We'd go up to someone with a Canadian flag on their packback and ask them what part of Canada they were from... it was great to hear them talk about how wonderful Granville Island in Toronto was...

/good times, good times
 
2010-10-03 11:46:25 AM
If you see a bunch of terrorists with machine guns shooting at you, this might be a good time to utilize your vigilance

I always carry this just in case. It's just how I roll.

i458.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-03 11:47:16 AM
Zeppelininthesky: PrincessOfPenguins: Just sew a Canadian flag on your fanny pack and you'll be fine...

I can act like a Canadian, eh?


As long as you know what a "Reverse Rick Moranis" and a "Squatting Eskimo" are.

SFW? Pops like Robin Scherbatsky in a white tank top (new window)
 
2010-10-03 11:47:44 AM
Too bad that most Europeans can't SHOOT BACK


i534.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-03 11:48:29 AM
autopsybeverage: TheShavingofOccam123: Zeppelininthesky: PrincessOfPenguins: Just sew a Canadian flag on your fanny pack and you'll be fine...

I can act like a Canadian, eh?

Too rude. Try again.

I believe it should be "May I please act like a Canadian, eh?"


You forgot "sorry" in there somewhere.
 
2010-10-03 11:49:42 AM
seroiusly I would love it for these terroist a______ try it when I am around. Guess what you terrorist f____ I'm not scared of you - pull out a gun and I'm going to take it off you and give you the worst day of your life.
 
2010-10-03 11:52:16 AM
BesiktasBoy83: seroiusly I would love it for these terroist a______ try it when I am around. Guess what you terrorist f____ I'm not scared of you - pull out a gun and I'm going to take it off you and give you the worst day of your life.

I was never 100% certain whether you were a troll or just an idiot. Thanks for clearing things up for me.

/hint: next time, try a bit of subtlety
 
2010-10-03 11:52:18 AM
The Brains: Too bad that most Europeans can't SHOOT BACK

wont stop a bomb tho bro so your a bit stupid
 
2010-10-03 11:52:22 AM
BesiktasBoy83: seroiusly I would love it for these terroist a______ try it when I am around. Guess what you terrorist f____ I'm not scared of you - pull out a gun and I'm going to take it off you and give you the worst day of your life.

eatingpopcorn.gif
 
2010-10-03 11:52:40 AM
docfate: autopsybeverage: TheShavingofOccam123: Zeppelininthesky: PrincessOfPenguins: Just sew a Canadian flag on your fanny pack and you'll be fine...

I can act like a Canadian, eh?

Too rude. Try again.

I believe it should be "May I please act like a Canadian, eh?"

You forgot "sorry" in there somewhere.


And that's pronounced "soar-ree" not "sari".

/What is it with Canadians and their soooooooooooooooooo's
 
2010-10-03 11:52:41 AM
there's a group of them staying in my house. pay rent in advance too. charming young men
 
2010-10-03 11:53:52 AM
BesiktasBoy83: seroiusly I would love it for these terroist a______ try it when I am around. Guess what you terrorist f____ I'm not scared of you - pull out a gun and I'm going to take it off you and give you the worst day of your life.

i16.photobucket.com

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shiat with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the farking trigger 'til it goes "click."
 
2010-10-03 11:54:20 AM
BesiktasBoy83: seroiusly I would love it for these terroist a______ try it when I am around. Guess what you terrorist f____ I'm not scared of you - pull out a gun and I'm going to take it off you and give you the worst day of your life.

Worst day of their lives? I'd hate to spend all day around an ITG as well.
 
2010-10-03 11:55:07 AM
All quiet in Prague.

I was actually called into work for this BS. The levels of stupid are at an all time high!
 
2010-10-03 11:55:44 AM
dead_dangler: BesiktasBoy83: seroiusly I would love it for these terroist a______ try it when I am around. Guess what you terrorist f____ I'm not scared of you - pull out a gun and I'm going to take it off you and give you the worst day of your life.

I was never 100% certain whether you were a troll or just an idiot. Thanks for clearing things up for me.

/hint: next time, try a bit of subtlety


lol. read this http://www.rferl.org/content/Fifteen_Killed_As_Turkish_Army_Clashes_With_Kurdish _Rebels/2087927.html
2 friends involved in this, if you know anything about how these guys work you would have my attitude too. Cowards, no training. I seriously would love to have a fight with one versus one.
 
2010-10-03 11:55:55 AM
BesiktasBoy83: seroiusly I would love it for these terroist a______ try it when I am around. Guess what you terrorist f____ I'm not scared of you - pull out a gun and I'm going to take it off you and give you the worst day of your life.

Internet Tough Guy is Internet?
 
2010-10-03 11:55:58 AM
Quick! All of you with Canadian flags sewn on their backpacks!

How do you pronounce the following letter: Z
 
2010-10-03 11:59:08 AM
dead_dangler: Quick! All of you with Canadian flags sewn on their backpacks!

How do you pronounce the following letter: Z


It's pronounced "Zed". Like the wizard in the Sword of Truth books or that blues rock band Zed-Zed Top.
 
2010-10-03 12:00:00 PM
dead_dangler: Quick! All of you with Canadian flags sewn on their backpacks!

How do you pronounce the following letter: Z


Watched enough BBC to know the rest of the world pronounces it "Zed" instead of "Zee".

Just one of the many ways Canada is cooler than than the USA. Along with bagged milk.
 
2010-10-03 12:00:53 PM
Fear mongering is often used in wartime, as a political tactic to frighten citizens and influence their political views. Fear mongering in the United States surfaced during the era of McCarthyism. Since then, politicians and pundits alike have realized and utilized the powerful influential impact that fear can have on voters. Some allege that fear of violent acts of terrorism since the September 11th 2001 attacks were exploited by politicians to maintain their control of the U.S. House of Representatives, Senate, and Executive branches of the government.

-Wiki.

/Eurpoe's great. Unless your a complete brainwashed pussy.
 
2010-10-03 12:03:09 PM
Cormee: there's a group of them staying in my house. pay rent in advance too. charming young men

Canadians or Terrorists?

And on the topic of Canadians, I had a professor one year who was Canadian and I swear she would apologize to the table for bumping in to it.
/csb
 
2010-10-03 12:04:58 PM
BesiktasBoy83: dead_dangler: BesiktasBoy83: seroiusly I would love it for these terroist a______ try it when I am around. Guess what you terrorist f____ I'm not scared of you - pull out a gun and I'm going to take it off you and give you the worst day of your life.

I was never 100% certain whether you were a troll or just an idiot. Thanks for clearing things up for me.

/hint: next time, try a bit of subtlety

lol. read this http://www.rferl.org/content/Fifteen_Killed_As_Turkish_Army_Clashes_With_Kurdish _Rebels/2087927.html
2 friends involved in this, if you know anything about how these guys work you would have my attitude too. Cowards, no training. I seriously would love to have a fight with one versus one.


How about you just shut it and let the grown-ups talk. :|
 
2010-10-03 12:05:26 PM
Just keep at least two Europeans between yourself and a brown person. That way if the blow up the eurotrash will absorb the blast.

Also buy a gun in Prague and keep it with you at all times.
 
2010-10-03 12:06:14 PM
Vigilance only works if you have a warrior tank, and if you've already pulled aggro it's too late.
 
2010-10-03 12:08:53 PM
TsukasaK:

Just one of the many ways Canada is cooler than than the USA. Along with bagged milk.


img215.imageshack.us
 
2010-10-03 12:09:28 PM
I'd still move there in a heartbeat...except it's damn expensive to do so and I'm broke :(
 
2010-10-03 12:13:47 PM
If I saw a bunch of terrorists lugging around machine guns I wouldn't be too concerned while near them. They are big and heavy and not really suited for urban combat. I think you meant "sub-machine gun."
 
Displayed 50 of 115 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »





Report