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(My Fox DC)   As professors ponder the political implications after North Korea released its first photo of the heir apparent, South Korea had just one overriding question -- how did Kim Jong Il's youngest son get so fat when his country is starving?   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 107
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2010-10-01 08:29:51 AM
He's probably eating all of the Soylent Green the skinny, starving North Koreans can make.
 
2010-10-01 08:32:38 AM
He survives on a single soda cracker every other week. His body is that efficient.
 
2010-10-01 08:42:28 AM
Dear General ensures all Best Korean's receive bundles of grain in exchange for their diligent service in the state-of-the-art Best Korean salt mines!
 
2010-10-01 08:50:41 AM
He's just big boned.
 
2010-10-01 08:51:57 AM
Well, Meles Zenawi doesn't exactly have flies floating around eating his face either
 
2010-10-01 08:57:04 AM
He's not fat he's just

JerseyTim: He's just big boned.

Damn I'm slow.
 
2010-10-01 08:57:28 AM
Tell me again why there isn't a coup in N Korea? Are they all that brainwashed?
 
2010-10-01 09:00:47 AM
TNel: Tell me again why there isn't a coup in N Korea? Are they all that brainwashed?

Take an hour out of your life and watch this. You'll sh*t your pants and never wonder "Are they all that brainwashed" again.
 
2010-10-01 09:06:58 AM
I will when I get home. Looks interesting from what little I saw. Thanks
 
2010-10-01 09:37:15 AM
CavalierEternal: TNel: Tell me again why there isn't a coup in N Korea? Are they all that brainwashed?

Take an hour out of your life and watch this. You'll sh*t your pants and never wonder "Are they all that brainwashed" again.


And the military is part of the privileged class. They don't want to ruin a good thing.
 
2010-10-01 09:41:43 AM
CavalierEternal: TNel: Tell me again why there isn't a coup in N Korea? Are they all that brainwashed?

Take an hour out of your life and watch this. You'll sh*t your pants and never wonder "Are they all that brainwashed" again.


Short answer: North Korea is what happens when 24,000,000 people get Stockholm syndrome all at once.
 
2010-10-01 09:49:18 AM
Gee, that is a good question. F*ckin' dictatorships--how do they work?

/is that still a meme?
 
2010-10-01 09:52:32 AM
He looks very ronery in that picture.
 
2010-10-01 10:20:10 AM
Bi Bim Bap
 
2010-10-01 10:31:33 AM
volfan: He looks very ronery in that picture.

To a starving North Korean, he looks delicious.
 
2010-10-01 10:31:44 AM
ne2d: Gee, that is a good question. F*ckin' dictatorships--how do they work?

/is that still a meme?


If you have to ask...
 
2010-10-01 10:31:51 AM
As I understand it, North Korea is the place where a hell of a lot of animation grunt work gets done. I am hoping that the employee get to thinking 'What the hell is up' with all those neat pictures of other people's societies they keep working on. Surely it can't all be fantasy.

/The Simpsons must give them fits.
 
2010-10-01 10:31:59 AM
www.popaholicsanonymous.commedia2.myfoxdc.com
 
2010-10-01 10:35:58 AM
Lots43: As I understand it, North Korea is the place where a hell of a lot of animation grunt work gets done. I am hoping that the employee get to thinking 'What the hell is up' with all those neat pictures of other people's societies they keep working on. Surely it can't all be fantasy.

/The Simpsons must give them fits.


That's South Korea
 
2010-10-01 10:35:59 AM
From this article:
Jong Eun, believed to be aged about 27, "probably eats much more than the average North Korean," said Cho Myung Chul, a researcher at the Korea Institute for International Economic Policy DUH NO FARKING WAY who defected from the North.
 
2010-10-01 10:37:22 AM
Real nice headline, subby. At least we know you read the first paragraph.

/Didn't submit this with a funnier headline.
 
hej
2010-10-01 10:37:31 AM
Snarfangel: He survives on a single soda cracker every other week. His body is that efficient.

In all seriousness, I think you lead to a good point; I'm wondering how much time the father of Best Korea spent convincing his the boy that he was some sort of devine, superhuman being. What are the odds that this kid is any less nutty than dad?
 
2010-10-01 10:39:54 AM
BOBBBBYYYY, Bobby Lee. This dude looks more like Bobby Lee than his pops.
 
2010-10-01 10:41:26 AM
CavalierEternal: TNel: Tell me again why there isn't a coup in N Korea? Are they all that brainwashed?

Take an hour out of your life and watch this. You'll sh*t your pants and never wonder "Are they all that brainwashed" again.


Could you give the title of the documentary? It's blocked over here :-(
 
2010-10-01 10:41:44 AM
The youtube link does not work in Canada.
 
2010-10-01 10:42:04 AM
Awwwww. What a cutie. I just want to pinch his big, angry face.
 
2010-10-01 10:42:22 AM
wow. copy and pasted the first line of the article.

/nice work, lazymitter.
 
2010-10-01 10:43:14 AM
hej: What are the odds that this kid is any less nutty than dad?

Zero, give or take zero.
 
2010-10-01 10:47:20 AM
CavalierEternal: TNel: Tell me again why there isn't a coup in N Korea? Are they all that brainwashed?

Take an hour out of your life and watch this. You'll sh*t your pants and never wonder "Are they all that brainwashed" again.


It's horrifying. I can't believe they're right next to South Korea, being so extremely tech savvy.

Huck Chaser: hej: What are the odds that this kid is any less nutty than dad?

Zero, give or take zero.


He's been treated as a state secret for how many years now, and his father is treated like a farking messiah. Even if psychopathy isn't genetic he's gonna be one farked up adult.
 
2010-10-01 10:47:51 AM
Jong Eun, believed to be aged about 27, "probably eats much more than the average North Korean,"

I think that's what the original source meant to say.
 
2010-10-01 10:48:02 AM
Fat=rich in North Korea.
 
2010-10-01 10:48:55 AM
Gish21: Lots43: As I understand it, North Korea is the place where a hell of a lot of animation grunt work gets done. I am hoping that the employee get to thinking 'What the hell is up' with all those neat pictures of other people's societies they keep working on. Surely it can't all be fantasy.

/The Simpsons must give them fits.

That's South Korea


Now you're just splitting hairs.
 
2010-10-01 10:49:15 AM
http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/explorer/3089/Overview

For the people wondering about the documentary.
 
2010-10-01 10:49:18 AM
Barakku: He's been treated as a state secret for how many years now, and his father is treated like a farking messiah. Even if psychopathy isn't genetic he's gonna be one farked up adult.

Well, his two older brothers were passed over in the succession because they were considered too soft. This guy's probably the REAL psychopath in the family.
 
2010-10-01 10:51:02 AM
PacManDreaming: He's probably eating all of the Soylent Green the skinny, starving North Koreans can make.

You know they eat people in North Korea right? They kidnap people and boil them in pots sharing them food with 10-20 villagers.
 
2010-10-01 10:51:43 AM
Not to pre-judge based on appearances, but this fat little farker strikes me as a particularly sadistic monster.

i870.photobucket.com

Maybe it's his dead eyes, but I definitely get the feeling that more than one North Korean girl has gone missing since he hit puberty. (shudder)
 
2010-10-01 10:52:41 AM
TNel: http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/explorer/3089/Overview

For the people wondering about the documentary.


You, Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar!
 
2010-10-01 10:53:40 AM
clevershark:
Well, his two older brothers were passed over in the succession because they were considered too soft. This guy's probably the REAL psychopath in the family.


I know I'd be pissed if I was one of the other brothers. I have a feeling those two are going to disappear very soon after the father dies ascends to his place as a celestial body.
 
2010-10-01 10:53:55 AM
Jong Eun, believed to be aged about 27, "probably eats much more than the average North Korean," said Cho Myung Chul, a researcher at the Korea Institute for International Economic Policy who defected from the North.

Gee... ya think? And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Mr.(or Ms., Dr?) Cho gets the big bucks.

I would have said that he eats about the same, and the rest he absorbs directly through the skin. Shows what I know.
 
2010-10-01 10:54:50 AM
Separated at birth?
thestockmasters.com
 
2010-10-01 10:55:16 AM
clevershark: Barakku: He's been treated as a state secret for how many years now, and his father is treated like a farking messiah. Even if psychopathy isn't genetic he's gonna be one farked up adult.

Well, his two older brothers were passed over in the succession because they were considered too soft. This guy's probably the REAL psychopath in the family.


No, they meant literally too soft. Here is a picture of his eldest brother.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2010-10-01 10:56:02 AM
irwhiteboi: You know they eat people in North Korea right? They kidnap people and boil them in pots sharing them food with 10-20 villagers.

Yeah, but do they process them into different colored wafers?
 
2010-10-01 10:57:32 AM
TsarTom: Not to pre-judge based on appearances, but this fat little farker strikes me as a particularly sadistic monster.



Maybe it's his dead eyes, but I definitely get the feeling that more than one North Korean girl has gone missing since he hit puberty. (shudder)


Wonder if he uses shake 'n bake?
 
2010-10-01 10:58:01 AM
PacManDreaming: irwhiteboi: You know they eat people in North Korea right? They kidnap people and boil them in pots sharing them food with 10-20 villagers.

Yeah, but do they process them into different colored wafers?


They lack the technology.
 
2010-10-01 10:58:46 AM
I seem to remember something about Kim Jong-il not pooping? Like he is above it?
 
2010-10-01 11:03:03 AM
TNel: Tell me again why there isn't a coup in N Korea? Are they all that brainwashed?

a coup? with what, rocks and sticks? they're all the way at the bottom of the slippery slope over there. Hell, I'd bet that even the amount of ammunition passed out to police and military is severely limited and highly controlled.
 
2010-10-01 11:05:31 AM
"...how did Kim Jong Il's youngest son get so fat when his country is starving?"

Obviously, the kid's secretly American.
 
2010-10-01 11:06:19 AM
vernonFL: Bi Bim Bap

Big Bim Bap.
 
2010-10-01 11:06:25 AM
Misconduc: TsarTom: Not to pre-judge based on appearances, but this fat little farker strikes me as a particularly sadistic monster.



Maybe it's his dead eyes, but I definitely get the feeling that more than one North Korean girl has gone missing since he hit puberty. (shudder)

Wonder if he uses shake 'n bake?


???
 
2010-10-01 11:06:35 AM
Tech N9ne: BOBBBBYYYY, Bobby Lee. This dude looks more like Bobby Lee than his pops.

He's gonna sell the corn, or he's going to die.
Corn? Or Die?
 
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