Octomom's giant hiding place, spontaneously combusting bankers, and Emma Watson's Boobies-Potter role: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/19 - 9/25
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No posting from Drew this week, enjoy the headlines.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2010-09-19 to Sat 2010-09-25:
WWII hero Manfred Gans, who combed war-torn Germany searching for his parents and found them in a concentration camp, dead at 88. He is also remembered for his awesome cover of Bruce Springsteen's "Blinded By the Light"
Missing banker "either met with foul play, voluntarily left the area, or took his own life." At least they ruled out spontaneous combustion
Gene linked to rapid Alzheimer's onset, but he can't remember why
Town council bans 100 activities at a popular beach, including kite flying, taking pictures, and digging holes. Leaves only conventional Australian beach pastimes like drowning and being eaten by sharks
College girls with heavy roommates gain less weight, mainly because there's nothing left to eat
Chicago man arrested for 253rd time, making him eligible for political office
Supposably, there is problems alot of people has with what the right words are and where in the sentence they are at
In ten years, 75 percent of Americans will be fat. USA USA U... gonna eat that?
Indiana teen dies from "choking game." No word if he was wearing his Peyton Manning jersey at the time
Airborne laser being tested for US Missile Defense Agency goes off-target due to software glitch that KENT STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF
Train kills seven elephants in India. Local Hindus up in arms
Add "liquor" to the list of things Jets WR Braylon Edwards is unable to hold
NASCAR to take good look at the Clint Bowyer car that won the last race. Preliminary findings state "he says he's from Wichita, but his license plate says Kansas"
David Beckham upset over claims he slept with a prostitute that he wasn't married to
Scientists discovers food like flax and soy beans thrive in the soil around Chernobyl. Ho, ho, ho, Green Giant
Researchers in Sweden confirm that fat people are more likely to have heart attacks. Fat people vow to take this sitting down, wheezing slightly
Goodnight texting man. Martin King, father of T9 predictive text software did
Owner of Octomom's house says she's hiding money. Subby can only think of one place big enough to store that much cash
Jodie Foster says that despite everything, she won't abandon her close friend Mel Gibson. Gibson, for his part acknowledges that for a heretic sodomite destined to burn in hell, she ain't so bad herself
Emma Watson lines up Boobies-Potter role
Substance sickens 11 on Capitol Hill. This is completely understandable since Congress is unfamiliar with anything of substance
Thanks to a new law passed by Congress, you can no longer say "mentally retarded". From now on, Congress is to be referred to as having an "intellectual disability"
In the Arizona criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who fake a crime, and the governors who pass legislation demonizing minorities. These are their stories. *DERP DERP*
Spandau Ballet's Martin Kemp wants us all to know George Michael is doing okay in prison. He'd also like us to know that today's special is grilled tilapia served on a bed of rice pilaf with a baked potato on the side
Vince Neil says he never really had a voice in Motley Crue. Agreed
Rumor mill: Justin Bieber says he feels like "the Kurt Cobain of my generation." Let's all hope he's right
KFC pays college women for ad space on their butts, an investment guaranteed to double in returns over four years
Top eBay executive leaving. Time left: 190d 17h 28m
Mexico's jobless rate drops to 5.4%. Americans to start hopping the border for work
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