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(Some Guy)   Woman armed with a gun drives from Missouri to Iowa to confront a man who made derogatory comments about her on the internet. Let this be a warning to us all   (heartlandconnection.com) divider line 198
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2010-09-30 05:23:30 PM
What a dumb, ugly b*tch
 
2010-09-30 05:29:21 PM
Ottumwa, Iowa

Radar totally didn't see this one coming.
 
2010-09-30 09:36:08 PM
So what were the derogatory comments? This is important.
 
2010-09-30 09:47:40 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-09-30 10:14:30 PM
well, subby, your mom is a crack whore.
dont know WHY she got so upset when I called her that.
 
2010-09-30 11:20:01 PM
Stupid biatch.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2010-09-30 11:47:00 PM
All I said to the mother was, I could see his father Ron in him. How the hell was I to know? I thought it was a complement ....really

www.heartlandconnection.com

t2.gstatic.com


Jeesh, kids today ...
 
2010-10-01 12:14:22 AM
Marcus Aurelius: Ottumwa, Iowa

Radar totally didn't see this one coming.


Heh.
 
2010-10-01 12:16:19 AM
I felt like doing this once, and then I got downstairs and was all like meh.
 
2010-10-01 12:17:14 AM
Story is useless without Fark handles
 
2010-10-01 12:17:19 AM
I predict they will eventually get married and have a reality TV show.
 
2010-10-01 12:19:15 AM
What a nasty old hag. I bet her cooter ate a hole in the car seat
 
2010-10-01 12:19:26 AM
First, she reminds me of Brett Butler.

Second, how the fark did they magically determine his address and phone number from his posts?

There's a LOT missing from this story.
 
2010-10-01 12:19:47 AM
I'm sure subby meant to use the Hero tag, right? Right? Ha ha?
 
2010-10-01 12:19:47 AM
EmployeeOfTheMinute: Story is useless without Fark handles

Damn, you beat me to it.
/shakes tiny fist
 
2010-10-01 12:20:15 AM
With all the misoginy and hate on the Internet, who can blame this woman who snapped and made a rash decision. Our society puts an increasing amount of pressure on women, who nowadays really keep our society running. If anything, the man should be arrested for harassment and misoginy and perpetuating the societal cycle of emotional abuese
 
2010-10-01 12:22:01 AM
Jamrock: With all the misoginy and hate on the Internet, who can blame this woman who snapped and made a rash decision. Our society puts an increasing amount of pressure on women, who nowadays really keep our society running. If anything, the man should be arrested for harassment and misoginy and perpetuating the societal cycle of emotional abuese

Make the point a little more derpish, and check the spelling. 2/10.
 
2010-10-01 12:22:12 AM
Not enough information in the article. What was said, by whom, and when?

I'm not saying she should have killed him, but a warning shot across the bow may have been in order...
 
2010-10-01 12:22:40 AM
All the way from Missouri to Iowa?
(aren't they beside each other?)
 
2010-10-01 12:23:46 AM
Jamrock: With all the misoginy and hate on the Internet, who can blame this woman who snapped and made a rash decision. Our society puts an increasing amount of pressure on women, who nowadays really keep our society running. If anything, the man should be arrested for harassment and misoginy and perpetuating the societal cycle of emotional abuese

Heh.
 
2010-10-01 12:23:52 AM
EmployeeOfTheMinute: Story is useless without Fark handles

I assume that either a homeschooled wife or the wife of a convincing savant were involved.

Or perhaps Rainbow Brite.

/need help, soonish
 
2010-10-01 12:24:12 AM
Stupid whore is taking shiat too seriously.
 
2010-10-01 12:25:24 AM
DannyJunior: ugly b*tch

admit it. you'd tap that
 
2010-10-01 12:25:30 AM
Fano: EmployeeOfTheMinute: Story is useless without Fark handles

I assume that either a homeschooled wife or the wife of a convincing savant were involved.

Or perhaps Rainbow Brite.

/need help, soonish


Come on, people, he's got to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2010-10-01 12:25:36 AM
"Radar....Radar...Radar...."
 
2010-10-01 12:25:45 AM
Jamrock
With all the misoginy and hate on the Internet, who can blame this woman who snapped and made a rash decision. Our society puts an increasing amount of pressure on women, who nowadays really keep our society running. If anything, the man should be arrested for harassment and misoginy and perpetuating the societal cycle of emotional abuese

You spelled shiat wrong

Oh fark, that was a test wasn't it

Pleese don't kill me and eat my penis on a footlong bun

with mustard and bright green stuff

and onions
 
2010-10-01 12:26:06 AM
what a crazy biatch
 
2010-10-01 12:26:11 AM
What, no hero tag?

/fark trolls.
 
2010-10-01 12:26:45 AM
This will land her the Internet Tough Guy centerfold for sure.
 
2010-10-01 12:27:10 AM
uncletogie: Jamrock: With all the misoginy and hate on the Internet, who can blame this woman who snapped and made a rash decision. Our society puts an increasing amount of pressure on women, who nowadays really keep our society running. If anything, the man should be arrested for harassment and misoginy and perpetuating the societal cycle of emotional abuese

Make the point a little more derpish, and check the spelling. 2/10.


Holy crap, yes. Especially the misogyny, my god.
 
2010-10-01 12:27:43 AM
sseye: Fano: EmployeeOfTheMinute: Story is useless without Fark handles

I assume that either a homeschooled wife or the wife of a convincing savant were involved.

Or perhaps Rainbow Brite.

/need help, soonish

Come on, people, he's got to be at the gym in 26 minutes.


Fark AW vs. Fark troll? That would be awesome!
 
2010-10-01 12:28:07 AM
www.heartlandconnection.com

25 years old? Really?

Check her out...her face AND her brain ceased to mature after age 12.
 
2010-10-01 12:28:20 AM
Marcus Aurelius: Ottumwa, Iowa

Radar totally didn't see this one coming.


Did he get that Jeep back together yet?
 
2010-10-01 12:29:29 AM
Greathouse was aiming for the Big House

www.doc.state.ia.us
 
2010-10-01 12:29:48 AM
I was going to say she should've just STFU and made him a sammich but from the looks of her I don't think she's capable of anything more complicated than a grilled cheese. But she'd probably burn that even.



/There's a reason women used to have dowries. "We pay you to take crazy daughter off our hands."
//lighten up biatch, it's the internet.
 
2010-10-01 12:30:01 AM
I'm The Foot Farking Master: Did he get that Jeep back together yet?

No, but I heard his mailman had a rectroactive hernia.
 
2010-10-01 12:32:10 AM
bobbette: This will land her the Internet Tough Guy centerfold for sure.

Please...don't use the word centerfold with her....
 
2010-10-01 12:32:41 AM
Smells like single, obese male chauvs in here. Sorry I didn't conslut a spellcheck program before I posted
 
2010-10-01 12:32:45 AM
ITG IRL?
 
2010-10-01 12:32:54 AM
Smeggy Smurf: What a nasty old hag. I bet her cooter ate a hole in the car seat

I laughed SO hard.

/wipes a tear away
 
2010-10-01 12:33:14 AM
us.ent4.yimg.com

All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little biatches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax farks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shiat, then shiat out our shiat, then eat their shiat which is made up of our shiat that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfarks are next.
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
 
2010-10-01 12:33:35 AM
adeist69: I was going to say she should've just STFU and made him a sammich but from the looks of her I don't think she's capable of anything more complicated than a grilled cheese.

Yeah, there's not a lot of bulbs lit in that chandelier.
 
2010-10-01 12:36:06 AM
voran: Please...don't use the word centerfold with her....

Already got a pic of that...
www.atoasttothese.com
 
2010-10-01 12:37:41 AM
If any of you f*ckers call me a bohunk, it's on.
 
2010-10-01 12:38:39 AM
I like how subby included "from Missouri to Iowa", as if they weren't directly next to each other.
 
2010-10-01 12:39:20 AM
i was just in that area two weeks ago. i miss all the fun. :'(
 
2010-10-01 12:41:22 AM
The_Sponge: If any of you f*ckers call me a bohunk, it's on.

Bohunk biatch
 
2010-10-01 12:41:31 AM
EmployeeOfTheMinute: voran: Please...don't use the word centerfold with her....

Already got a pic of that...


What the hell is that? It looks delicious.
 
2010-10-01 12:41:47 AM
OK, I'll be the first to admit.... I'd hit it.
 
2010-10-01 12:43:25 AM
Jamrock: With all the misoginy and hate on the Internet, who can blame this woman who snapped and made a rash decision. Our society puts an increasing amount of pressure on women, who nowadays really keep our society running. If anything, the man should be arrested for harassment and misoginy and perpetuating the societal cycle of emotional abuese

*makes a waffling hand motion*

2/10, prolly will get some nutters on both the man-hating and woman-hating extremes to bite, though
 
2010-10-01 12:43:44 AM
whatshisname: All the way from Missouri to Iowa?
(aren't they beside each other?)


Well, it's not exactly like they're across the street from each other, ya know. I live in Virginia, and a drive to just the Kentucky or Tennessee state lines (which both border Virginia) would be a minimum 4.5 hour drive from where I live.
 
2010-10-01 12:44:43 AM
FTFA
Breana Greathouse, 25, with the weapon in her hand, threatening to shoot Forrest Jamison of Ottumwa.
Please please don't be black. I tell my black brothers don't stick your dick in crazy white chicks or crazy black women.
/Stick in a Rican since all they do is bring knives
 
2010-10-01 12:44:58 AM
davidphogan: What the hell is that? It looks delicious.

Upskirt of the perp
 
2010-10-01 12:45:30 AM
Smeggy Smurf: The_Sponge: If any of you f*ckers call me a bohunk, it's on.

Bohunk biatch


This!

*checks his guns* Knew I should have sprung for the landmines at the last Russian Army Surplus Sale....
 
2010-10-01 12:46:51 AM
coffee fiend: whatshisname: All the way from Missouri to Iowa?
(aren't they beside each other?)

Well, it's not exactly like they're across the street from each other, ya know. I live in Virginia, and a drive to just the Kentucky or Tennessee state lines (which both border Virginia) would be a minimum 4.5 hour drive from where I live.


That's it, asshole! Your mother is a snow blower! Your daddy is a lawnmower! I'm getting in my 1997 Geo Metro and driving to Virginia!
 
2010-10-01 12:47:13 AM
reported to KTVO-----

also reported to KTVO--birthdays

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB94WN1m_OE
 
2010-10-01 12:47:54 AM
Oznog: [us.ent4.yimg.com image 400x268]

All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little biatches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax farks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shiat, then shiat out our shiat, then eat their shiat which is made up of our shiat that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfarks are next.
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.


[cue Shannon Elizabeth and Mr Bon Jovi]
 
2010-10-01 12:48:14 AM
EmployeeOfTheMinute: voran: Please...don't use the word centerfold with her....

Already got a pic of that...


I hate you so hard. Favorite samich... RUINT!
 
2010-10-01 12:50:32 AM
DannyJunior 2010-09-30 05:23:30 PM

What a dumb, ugly b*tch


NOW you did it. When she gets out, you're next. Bye-bye.

/tee-hee
 
2010-10-01 12:52:27 AM
tbyte: I like how subby included "from Missouri to Iowa", as if they weren't directly next to each other.

i used to drive from Arizona to California for alcohol when our cut off time was 1am.

I would often drive from the United States to Mexico for one night of "clubin" then drive back.
 
2010-10-01 12:53:13 AM
Missouri and Iowa do border each other, but driving from KCMO to Ottumwa over an internet slight is somewhat impressive, seeing as though Ottumwa is in Southeastern Iowa. All things considered it is about a 4-5 hour drive between the two.
 
2010-10-01 12:53:46 AM
uncletogie Quote 2010-10-01 12:19:26 AM
First, she reminds me of Brett Butler.


i55.tinypic.com

She doesn't remind me of the former Giants player....

/nice hat
 
2010-10-01 12:54:08 AM
johndalek: reported to KTVO-----

also reported to KTVO--birthdays

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB94WN1m_OE


This video. I like it.
 
2010-10-01 12:55:19 AM
fark you all. you're all tarded inbred ugly basement dwelling ignorant motherfarkers.

/what can i say, i love visitors...
 
2010-10-01 12:55:25 AM
The_Sponge: If any of you f*ckers call me a bohunk, it's on.

You're a bohunk. Now get over here and drink some beer.
 
2010-10-01 12:55:40 AM
I'm The Foot Farking Master: I hate you so hard. Favorite samich... RUINT!

How do you feel about ham?
 
2010-10-01 12:56:28 AM
I just assumed it was GaryPDX
 
2010-10-01 12:57:18 AM
I've heard she has strangled people for less.

Some will remember that, most won't.
 
2010-10-01 12:57:23 AM
that would be as the offended woman
 
2010-10-01 12:57:30 AM
www.chinadaily.com.cn
 
hej
2010-10-01 12:58:39 AM
tbyte: I like how subby included "from Missouri to Iowa", as if they weren't directly next to each other.

That.
 
2010-10-01 12:58:44 AM
Keep yer chin up girl... ah.. sorry.
 
2010-10-01 12:59:25 AM
So nobody has what was said? Come on people, youre slacking.
 
2010-10-01 12:59:58 AM
But did she wear a diaper while driving?

/diapers add 2 points to the crazy scale
 
2010-10-01 01:01:09 AM
Oznog: All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little biatches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax farks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shiat, then shiat out our shiat, then eat their shiat which is made up of our shiat that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfarks are next.
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.


Glad to know I'm not the only one that thought of just this.
 
2010-10-01 01:01:59 AM
This is why I never answer the door unarmed.
 
2010-10-01 01:02:02 AM
I bet you were all skateboarding punks and potheads who never grew up and think acting cynical on the internet makes you "cool"
 
2010-10-01 01:02:28 AM
Smeggy Smurf: The_Sponge: If any of you f*ckers call me a bohunk, it's on.

Bohunk biatch



*Off to my car*



Tawnos: The_Sponge: If any of you f*ckers call me a bohunk, it's on.

You're a bohunk. Now get over here and drink some beer.



Ha! Have you found any new shooting spots? BTW, birthday party at my place on 10/23....hope you two crazy kids can make it.
 
2010-10-01 01:04:01 AM
Loucifer: OK, I'll be the first to admit.... I'd hit it.

I can tell from the mugshot she has some really farked up teeth. Keep your custard launcher out of her mouth and you should be OK.
 
2010-10-01 01:05:06 AM
i297.photobucket.com

/3.5 hours
 
2010-10-01 01:06:40 AM
i229.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-01 01:06:42 AM
mxwjs: /3.5 hours

Civilized people don' drive in those areas anyhow.
 
2010-10-01 01:08:36 AM
Jamrock: Smells like single, obese male chauvs in here. Sorry I didn't conslut a spellcheck program before I posted

Troll no match for me. Love the 'con slut' though.
 
2010-10-01 01:09:08 AM
She should be harassed.... look at that hair.
 
2010-10-01 01:11:39 AM
namatad: well, subby, your mom is a crack whore.
dont know WHY she got so upset when I called her that.


So's yours. Like you're gonna do a damn thing about it either.
 
2010-10-01 01:12:38 AM
Mom?
 
2010-10-01 01:13:29 AM
Happily the first to say "I would." Am I the first? I couldn't read through every other person just pointing out that those states are beside each other.
 
2010-10-01 01:14:14 AM
DoctorCal 2010-10-01 12:57:30 AM

GAH! She looks like somebody who was in my high school graduating class.

/And that somebody was a dude.
 
2010-10-01 01:16:47 AM
No keep it real comments yet?
 
2010-10-01 01:22:53 AM
whatshisname: All the way from Missouri to Iowa?
(aren't they beside each other?)


Like every drive through Kansas City, it's a long drive on a bunch of different highways to get from there to Iowa. Maybe 2 hours or so.
 
2010-10-01 01:23:38 AM
... Meh. I've dated worse.
 
2010-10-01 01:24:08 AM
EmployeeOfTheMinute: Story is useless without Fark handles

Hydro is God!

/if you know what that is referencing, then you've been on the internet a loooooong time
 
2010-10-01 01:24:52 AM
Snall: Jamrock: Smells like single, obese male chauvs in here. Sorry I didn't conslut a spellcheck program before I posted

Troll no match for me. Love the 'con slut' though.


www.heartlandconnection.com

What a con slut might look like.
 
2010-10-01 01:25:22 AM
she sounds fat
 
2010-10-01 01:25:32 AM
Is that Beans sister?

images.starpulse.com

/ it took way to long to figure out that character's name and what show he was from.
 
2010-10-01 01:27:08 AM
She looks like she was born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
//KC resident.
///try and track me down you hideous beast!
 
2010-10-01 01:27:19 AM
I wonder why she took a gun? One queef from her would probably wipe out an entire block.
 
2010-10-01 01:27:44 AM
Total Travel Estimate: 3 hours 35 minutes / 219.35 miles
 
2010-10-01 01:28:26 AM
Marine1: whatshisname: All the way from Missouri to Iowa?
(aren't they beside each other?)

Like every drive through Kansas City, it's a long drive on a bunch of different highways to get from there to Iowa. Maybe 2 hours or so.


Fixing it for me... To the border up I-29, that is. Her route was even longer.

3.5 hours is a long time to be angry at someone.
 
2010-10-01 01:29:20 AM
RockChalkH1N1: Total Travel Estimate: 3 hours 35 minutes / 219.35 miles

That's a long time to stay pissed enough to keep going.
 
2010-10-01 01:31:11 AM
Abner Doon: RockChalkH1N1: Total Travel Estimate: 3 hours 35 minutes / 219.35 miles

That's a long time to stay pissed enough to keep going.


Well, there are quite a few quality roadside espresso stands now.
 
2010-10-01 01:33:41 AM
The_Sponge: GAH! She looks like somebody who was in my high school graduating class.

/And that somebody was a dude.


blogs.gamefilia.com
 
2010-10-01 01:35:50 AM
img43.imageshack.us
 
2010-10-01 01:38:32 AM
www.forkandsaltshaker.com

Pfft if you don't need to wear adult diapers to get there without stopping it's not a long trip.
 
2010-10-01 01:40:12 AM
She should be gunning for whoever cut her hair.

/I do like her black Snuggie.
 
2010-10-01 01:42:41 AM
How does Fark not have a Kansas City tag?
 
2010-10-01 01:45:14 AM
Marine1: Marine1: whatshisname:

3.5 hours is a long time to be angry at someone.


Oh no it's not. I think some Farker's exes here could go days on end, and they end up here to ease the pain.
 
KN
2010-10-01 01:55:34 AM
I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.
 
2010-10-01 02:02:19 AM
KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.


And what pray tell, would that be? Stupid dumb-ass coont?
 
2010-10-01 02:02:19 AM
KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.


All he said was that she was an ugly lop-eared, gap-toothed cocksucker and she looked like she had been beaten with an ugly stick. Is that any reason to get all pissy?

/good thing Steven Segal, Lawman, was on loan to the I.B.I.
 
2010-10-01 02:02:23 AM
KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.


Really? If you think there's anything that would make you do this, you should probably speak to a therapist.
 
2010-10-01 02:03:10 AM
Ok, so I can say mean stuff on the internet and chicks will drive over 200 miles to find me? Why didn't I know this before? Sure they might be mad but if they weren't interested they wouldn't care.
 
2010-10-01 02:03:50 AM
stupidcelebrities.net

You better watch your back, Ford!
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:07:58 AM
jingks: KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.

Really? If you think there's anything that would make you do this, you should probably speak to a therapist.


You're probably right. Is anyone here a therapist?
 
2010-10-01 02:09:48 AM
I wonder if KN realizes she just made herself a target. Seriously, this is fark... don't take a stick and poke a sleeping bear.

/She's kinda cute for a hermaphrodite.
//He mother wears army boots.
///etc.
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:10:23 AM
BackAssward: KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.

And what pray tell, would that be? Stupid dumb-ass coont?


No, that's probably not what set her off, I hear in some trailer-parks that's actually a compliment (of sorts).
 
2010-10-01 02:12:39 AM
KN: jingks: KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.

Really? If you think there's anything that would make you do this, you should probably speak to a therapist.

You're probably right. Is anyone here a therapist?


Just because society frowns on it doesn't mean certain asshats shouldn't be shot in the street...as long as it's not me anyway...if it's me you should def. follow the rules of society.
 
2010-10-01 02:13:19 AM
KN: BackAssward: KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.

And what pray tell, would that be? Stupid dumb-ass coont?

No, that's probably not what set her off, I hear in some trailer-parks that's actually a compliment (of sorts).


No, no... I know we can't know what set her off. I was wondering what was the one you could think of that would set *you* off.
 
2010-10-01 02:14:33 AM
At least she didn't commit suicide. k~bye
 
2010-10-01 02:15:20 AM
VelmaCruise: At least she didn't commit suicide. k~bye

That would have been the coward's way out.
 
2010-10-01 02:16:36 AM
My neighbor, who is a massage therapist, helped me get throught my struggles when I was called a "slapdick" on the internet.
 
2010-10-01 02:16:57 AM
KN: You're probably right. Is anyone here a therapist?

I'm not a therapist. But I am trained as a holy man with evil spirit and curse removal expertise.
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:17:35 AM
BackAssward: I wonder if KN realizes she just made herself a target. Seriously, this is fark... don't take a stick and poke a sleeping bear.

/She's kinda cute for a hermaphrodite.
//He mother wears army boots.
///etc.


I know, not very smart of me. On the other hand I'm stuck at work for another 3 hours with nada to do, so if the good people Fark can keep me awake till then, I'd be eternally grateful.
/even if keeping awake on Fark entails some emotional trauma
//not a hermaphrodite :(
 
2010-10-01 02:17:37 AM
Jamrock: I bet you were all skateboarding punks and potheads who never grew up and think acting cynical on the internet makes you "cool"

Suddenly, you can spell "cynical". But of course you will not respond to any direct questions with direct answers.
 
2010-10-01 02:18:23 AM
elins'9iron: My neighbor, who is a massage therapist, helped me get throught my struggles when I was called a "slapdick" on the internet.

Were you insulted because what you do is more a 'tug' than a 'slap'?

/Ok, I need a hobby.
 
2010-10-01 02:20:09 AM
KN: //not a hermaphrodite :(

Damn, there goes that fantasy.
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:22:31 AM
BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.

And what pray tell, would that be? Stupid dumb-ass coont?

No, that's probably not what set her off, I hear in some trailer-parks that's actually a compliment (of sorts).

No, no... I know we can't know what set her off. I was wondering what was the one you could think of that would set *you* off.


I'll never tell. :) I've been on Fark long enough to know better.
/hint: it has something to do with an unfortunate incident involving my college roommate and a swimming pool.
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:23:30 AM
jingks: KN: You're probably right. Is anyone here a therapist?

I'm not a therapist. But I am trained as a holy man with evil spirit and curse removal expertise.


Good enough.
 
2010-10-01 02:24:32 AM
BackAssward: elins'9iron: My neighbor, who is a massage therapist, helped me get throught my struggles when I was called a "slapdick" on the internet.

Were you insulted because what you do is more a 'tug' than a 'slap'?

/Ok, I need a hobby.


OHHH! Now I know who my neighbor to the west of me is! I KNEW you were looking in my windows.
 
2010-10-01 02:24:47 AM
KN: BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.

And what pray tell, would that be? Stupid dumb-ass coont?

No, that's probably not what set her off, I hear in some trailer-parks that's actually a compliment (of sorts).

No, no... I know we can't know what set her off. I was wondering what was the one you could think of that would set *you* off.

I'll never tell. :) I've been on Fark long enough to know better.
/hint: it has something to do with an unfortunate incident involving my college roommate and a swimming pool.


Answer the question KN.
i296.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-01 02:26:17 AM
KN: /hint: it has something to do with an unfortunate incident involving my college roommate and a swimming pool.

Skinny-dipping muff-diver?

/It was just one once, really.
//Everybody does it in coledge.
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:26:55 AM
BackAssward: KN: /hint: it has something to do with an unfortunate incident involving my college roommate and a swimming pool.

Skinny-dipping muff-diver?

/It was just one once, really.
//Everybody does it in coledge.


I like you people. You're funny.
 
2010-10-01 02:28:14 AM
coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:28:57 AM
BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...


Why not? It's Friday.
 
2010-10-01 02:31:05 AM
KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.

ftfy
 
2010-10-01 02:31:07 AM
BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...


What, do you have a job or something? Most of us have been drunk since 9:00 a.m. Slacker.
 
2010-10-01 02:32:53 AM
KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.


Lol, sure, Friday morning where you are working... Late Thursday over on my side of the continent. Anyway, I didn't say I wasn't tying.
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:34:24 AM
BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.

Lol, sure, Friday morning where you are working... Late Thursday over on my side of the continent. Anyway, I didn't say I wasn't tying.


tying? you must ty harder.
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:35:03 AM
maxximillian: KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.
ftfy


Thanks :)
 
2010-10-01 02:37:50 AM
BackAssward: KN: /hint: it has something to do with an unfortunate incident involving my college roommate and a swimming pool.

This is what my mind's picturing.
i90.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-01 02:38:01 AM
BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.

Lol, sure, Friday morning where you are working... Late Thursday over on my side of the continent. Anyway, I didn't say I wasn't tying.


Do... or do not
 
2010-10-01 02:38:20 AM
He dun goofed.
 
2010-10-01 02:39:15 AM
img801.imageshack.us

/I worked entirely too long on this.
 
2010-10-01 02:40:44 AM
KN: BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.

Lol, sure, Friday morning where you are working... Late Thursday over on my side of the continent. Anyway, I didn't say I wasn't tying.

tying? you must ty harder.


Yes ma'am! Still thinking of insults.
 
2010-10-01 02:44:31 AM
EchoMike
Full of Win.
 
2010-10-01 02:49:11 AM
EchoMike: /I worked entirely too long on this.

Sweet. I say it was well worth it. A labour of love is never a waste of time.


RayD8: This is what my mind's picturing.

At least it wasn't this (from Caddyshack if anyone doesn't recognize it):

www.globalhealingcenter.com
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:50:29 AM
BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.

Lol, sure, Friday morning where you are working... Late Thursday over on my side of the continent. Anyway, I didn't say I wasn't tying.

tying? you must ty harder.

Yes ma'am! Still thinking of insults.


eh. If it's not Friday yet where you are, you must be about 3 timezones away, way too far to drive to hunt you down even if I felt all insulted.
 
2010-10-01 02:54:28 AM
Thanks, y'all!
 
2010-10-01 02:58:25 AM
KN: BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.

Lol, sure, Friday morning where you are working... Late Thursday over on my side of the continent. Anyway, I didn't say I wasn't tying.

tying? you must ty harder.

Yes ma'am! Still thinking of insults.

eh. If it's not Friday yet where you are, you must be about 3 timezones away, way too far to drive to hunt you down even if I felt all insulted.


Oh don't worry, I had that well in mind before *I* started poking (what could have been) a potentially psychotic bear with my Internet stick. I am also comforted that you'd have to cross a border to get here. Though, it is a nice city to visit :p, should you get in a murderous rage.

/I actually think I can guess the insult, however, it's more insulting than funny...
 
2010-10-01 02:58:39 AM
Echomike: That's great! Your a huckleberry.
 
2010-10-01 02:59:02 AM
BackAssward: EchoMike: /I worked entirely too long on this.

Sweet. I say it was well worth it. A labour of love is never a waste of time.


RayD8: This is what my mind's picturing.

At least it wasn't this (from Caddyshack if anyone doesn't recognize it):


Could've been worse.
NSFW language (new window)
 
2010-10-01 03:01:42 AM
AcneVulgaris: This is why I never answer the door unarmed.

FTFM.
 
2010-10-01 03:04:01 AM
He met a woman on the Internet and she came to his house!?!?!
 
KN
2010-10-01 03:06:55 AM
BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.

Lol, sure, Friday morning where you are working... Late Thursday over on my side of the continent. Anyway, I didn't say I wasn't tying.

tying? you must ty harder.

Yes ma'am! Still thinking of insults.

eh. If it's not Friday yet where you are, you must be about 3 timezones away, way too far to drive to hunt you down even if I felt all insulted.

Oh don't worry, I had that well in mind before *I* started poking (what could have been) a potentially psychotic bear with my Internet stick. I am also comforted that you'd have to cross a border to get here. Though, it is a nice city to visit :p, should you get in a murderous rage.

/I actually think I can guess the insult, however, it's more insulting than funny...


I'm not feeling all that murderous-y or rage-y at the moment. Mostly I'm just trying to stay awake.
/sorry to disappoint
 
2010-10-01 03:12:18 AM
KN: I'm not feeling all that murderous-y or rage-y at the moment. Mostly I'm just trying to stay awake.
/sorry to disappoint


Damn, not a hermaphrodite, doesn't have a murderous rage for me... I get no breaks in this world. Email in profile if you want to chat more to keep awake, Fark threads aren't the best place.

I hate Fark at this time of day, so few new submissions to keep interest. So few posters. However, EchoMike's photoshop was a welcome gem.

/As for the insult, lets just say I have been an adult male long enough to know what *not* to say to a female who is at a swimming pool.
//I can think of many things *not to say* in such a situation.
///Things that would likely result in me receiving bodily damage.
////They all pretty much follow a common theme.
 
2010-10-01 03:33:51 AM
EchoMike: /I worked entirely too long on this.

You made me laugh. It was worth it.
 
2010-10-01 04:12:42 AM
So did she backtrace the guy? And more importantly, were the consequences ever the same?
 
2010-10-01 04:33:42 AM
I am loading 10,000 rounds of ammo in to my car and really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2010-10-01 04:39:16 AM
KN:
You're probably right. Is anyone here a therapist?


someone is probably the rapist
 
KN
2010-10-01 05:06:49 AM
trixter_nl: KN:
You're probably right. Is anyone here a therapist?

someone is probably the rapist


I see what you did there.
 
2010-10-01 05:19:27 AM
jingks: KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.
Really? If you think there's anything that would make you do this, you should probably speak to a therapist.


If I haven't killed anyone I personally know yet, I doubt some goober on the internet is going to make me start now.

/so far, anyway.

EchoMike: /I worked entirely too long on this.

Photoshopping the crap out of her face was a nice touch.
 
2010-10-01 05:52:00 AM
KN:
I'm not feeling all that murderous-y or rage-y at the moment. Mostly I'm just trying to stay awake.
/sorry to disappoint


Oh, FFS, either STFU or tell us what the horrible insult was. Christ, it's probably not that big of a deal. Out with it. You brought it up; stop being a tease. Put up or shut up.

I'm guessing it was something about how your dick was showing through your white bikini bottom.

Sorry, I am not usually this rude -- it's been a rough week. I'll be nicer tomorrow. (Still not yet midnight Thursday here.)
 
2010-10-01 05:59:15 AM
uncletogie: Second, how the fark did they magically determine his address and phone number from his posts?

I used to frequent an IRC chat room where we all knew each other fairly well. One of the folks lived a few hours away, when I was nearby we'd grab lunch or a beer. Someone had a birthday we'd send cards, the same for new family members and the like. We had a girl whom got all clingy on me over the course of a few weeks. Maybe I was being too nice when she was having a bad time and she took it for something else. I didn't like the way things were going so I bailed from the chat room. I get a call a few days later from my friend a few hours away. "Dude, she's on her way to see you". Oh lovely. My number was unlisted and she didn't have my address but she had an idea of where I worked. I said "mention something about my being on vacation", so he did.

I logon to the chat room under a different name and she's posting, wondering where I work. Guy says he's on vacation, supposedly going south. She wants to know where, they say "jacksonville or atlantic beach". She signs off. The next day she logs on again...."I'm at the sea turtle, where is he staying". She's driven 1200 miles over a couple of days and is really freaking out. After some mumbling she signs off. Once in a while she'd sign on asking for more info, like what I drive and stuff. After 2 days of sleeping in her car she drives home. Got some help after that. No more chat rooms for me after that.

/not a CSB
 
2010-10-01 06:04:03 AM
castufari: uncletogie: Second, how the fark did they magically determine his address and phone number from his posts?

I used to frequent an IRC chat room where we all knew each other fairly well. One of the folks lived a few hours away, when I was nearby we'd grab lunch or a beer. Someone had a birthday we'd send cards, the same for new family members and the like. We had a girl whom got all clingy on me over the course of a few weeks. Maybe I was being too nice when she was having a bad time and she took it for something else. I didn't like the way things were going so I bailed from the chat room. I get a call a few days later from my friend a few hours away. "Dude, she's on her way to see you". Oh lovely. My number was unlisted and she didn't have my address but she had an idea of where I worked. I said "mention something about my being on vacation", so he did.

I logon to the chat room under a different name and she's posting, wondering where I work. Guy says he's on vacation, supposedly going south. She wants to know where, they say "jacksonville or atlantic beach". She signs off. The next day she logs on again...."I'm at the sea turtle, where is he staying". She's driven 1200 miles over a couple of days and is really freaking out. After some mumbling she signs off. Once in a while she'd sign on asking for more info, like what I drive and stuff. After 2 days of sleeping in her car she drives home. Got some help after that. No more chat rooms for me after that.

/not a CSB


That's fu*ked up. Glad you got out of it OK.

On second thought, that's not just fu*ked up -- it's damned scary.

/heads for bed to sleep off the cranky
 
2010-10-01 06:05:27 AM
Jamrock: With all the misoginy and hate on the Internet, who can blame this woman who snapped and made a rash decision. Our society puts an increasing amount of pressure on women, who nowadays really keep our society running. If anything, the man should be arrested for harassment and misoginy and perpetuating the societal cycle of emotional abuese

You sound very fat.
 
2010-10-01 06:07:11 AM
Ottumwa, Iowa, girl I wanna take you to
Toronto, Chicago
Come on big fat mama
 
2010-10-01 06:23:26 AM
Then why the mugshot of the guy?
 
2010-10-01 07:19:35 AM
Loucifer: I predict they will eventually get married and have a reality TV show.

Tha would seem like the obvious conclusion to this business.
 
2010-10-01 07:27:12 AM
At least you can't call her lazy...

That's the kind of GO GET'EM attitude we Americans have lost in our lazy ways...

See... even KN just doesn't have commitment...
 
2010-10-01 07:32:34 AM
But did she drive four towns over to kill his parents, his brothers, his
sisters, and even his dog?

/ Meh. Amateur.
// How do I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive without youuuuuuuu....
 
2010-10-01 07:36:12 AM
No one's mentioned yet that the crazy runs in the family?

FTA: Police Chief Jim Clark told KTVO that Greathouse's mother, Susan Greathouse, 50, also of Kansas City, was arrested Thursday morning in Ottumwa for calling and harassing the same victim, Forrest Jamison.

Not only did she cross state lines to harass some dude from the Internet, she had her mom call and harrass him, too. That's a special kind of special.
 
2010-10-01 07:42:54 AM
KN: BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.

And what pray tell, would that be? Stupid dumb-ass coont?

No, that's probably not what set her off, I hear in some trailer-parks that's actually a compliment (of sorts).

No, no... I know we can't know what set her off. I was wondering what was the one you could think of that would set *you* off.

I'll never tell. :) I've been on Fark long enough to know better.
/hint: it has something to do with an unfortunate incident involving my college roommate and a swimming pool.


Baby Ruth?
 
2010-10-01 07:43:08 AM
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Not only did she cross state lines to harass some dude from the Internet, she had her mom call and harrass him, too. That's a special kind of special.

now i know he was a Farker. he must have made a 'your mom' comment to her too.
 
2010-10-01 07:53:23 AM
So... what WoW server does she play on?
 
2010-10-01 07:55:19 AM
Andrew Wiggin: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Not only did she cross state lines to harass some dude from the Internet, she had her mom call and harrass him, too. That's a special kind of special.

now i know he was a Farker. he must have made a 'your mom' comment to her too.


I'm thinking maybe her mom came from this thread (new window).
 
2010-10-01 08:02:28 AM
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: I'm thinking maybe her mom came from this thread (new window).

dude was probably like 'why is your dad calling me?'
 
2010-10-01 08:21:36 AM
Jamrock: With all the misoginy and hate on the Internet, who can blame this woman who snapped and made a rash decision. Our society puts an increasing amount of pressure on women, who nowadays really keep our society running. If anything, the man should be arrested for harassment and misoginy and perpetuating the societal cycle of emotional abuese

www.38lemon.com
 
2010-10-01 08:40:08 AM
Jamrock:

1/10
3/10
0/10

Final Decision: Amateurish at best.
 
2010-10-01 08:40:21 AM
Jamrock: With all the misoginy and hate on the Internet, who can blame this woman who snapped and made a rash decision. Our society puts an increasing amount of pressure on women, who nowadays really keep our society running. If anything, the man should be arrested for harassment and misoginy and perpetuating the societal cycle of emotional abuese

Iron me shirt.

/Now.
 
2010-10-01 08:42:51 AM
maxximillian: Pfft if you don't need to wear adult diapers to get there without stopping it's not a long trip.

OK, but what does John Stewart have to do with any of this?
 
2010-10-01 08:48:46 AM
Could these be the derogatory comments?
 
2010-10-01 09:01:33 AM
I do have to say, Miss, that I do not entirely agree with your point.
 
2010-10-01 09:16:12 AM
ReeferChiefer: Could these be the derogatory comments?

Good find, if that's it....

*reads...

Wait, that was IT? *snert* I get called worse here on Fark daily. Damn wuss.
 
2010-10-01 09:49:13 AM
Two questions not answered by the article:

(1) was she wearing Pampers?
and
(2) was she a former Astronaut?
 
2010-10-01 09:56:42 AM
Treetop1000: Two questions not answered by the article:

(1) was she wearing Pampers?
and
(2) was she a former Astronaut?


Wait, what? Astronaut? Haven't heard about this...
 
2010-10-01 10:01:39 AM
You do not remember similar instance?
It was even a meme here on Fark.
It was on the internet and everything.
 
2010-10-01 10:08:05 AM
farm5.static.flickr.com
You mean like that Nowak chick up there?
 
2010-10-01 10:26:03 AM
www.youthink.com

Someone mention Ottumwa?
 
2010-10-01 11:06:43 AM
Romanes Eunt Domus: So did she backtrace the guy? And more importantly, were the consequences ever the same?

She should have just let the cyberpolice handle it. The internet is serious business.
 
2010-10-01 11:43:25 AM
Jamrock: Smells like single, obese male chauvs in here. Sorry I didn't conslut a spellcheck program before I posted

You really can't be serious with your previous post, can you? I know it's the internet, but people just can't be that stupid.
 
2010-10-01 12:06:16 PM
www.soakingwetchild.net

I will just leave this here...

/hot like a pistol that has been fired...
 
2010-10-01 01:43:40 PM
Ya dun goofed!
 
2010-10-01 02:43:50 PM
Attention people:

THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER GIVE YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER OVER THE INTERNET!!!!

...that is all
 
2010-10-01 03:45:46 PM
I don't know ... I got a hot 42 year old married chick to drive from NC to VA and fark my brains out over a weekend. I was 22 at the time.

/good times
//not good times when it hit the fan though.
 
2010-10-01 05:37:54 PM
I know Forrest, and apparently this is what set her off:

http://www.divshare.com/download/launch/12457712-e28
 
2010-10-01 08:32:37 PM
img16.imageshack.us

/ Sorry. Had to be done.
 
2010-10-01 09:45:06 PM
Look, Radar, I had to delete you.

Apologies.

Warning: I seen you run, I had my gun, so I shot you, biatch.

Bam twice.

;)
 
2010-10-03 01:18:12 PM
sindt mee jor hadress dair!
 
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