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(Some Guy)   Woman armed with a gun drives from Missouri to Iowa to confront a man who made derogatory comments about her on the internet. Let this be a warning to us all   (heartlandconnection.com) divider line 198
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2010-10-01 01:31:11 AM
Abner Doon: RockChalkH1N1: Total Travel Estimate: 3 hours 35 minutes / 219.35 miles

That's a long time to stay pissed enough to keep going.


Well, there are quite a few quality roadside espresso stands now.
 
2010-10-01 01:33:41 AM
The_Sponge: GAH! She looks like somebody who was in my high school graduating class.

/And that somebody was a dude.


blogs.gamefilia.com
 
2010-10-01 01:35:50 AM
img43.imageshack.us
 
2010-10-01 01:38:32 AM
www.forkandsaltshaker.com

Pfft if you don't need to wear adult diapers to get there without stopping it's not a long trip.
 
2010-10-01 01:40:12 AM
She should be gunning for whoever cut her hair.

/I do like her black Snuggie.
 
2010-10-01 01:42:41 AM
How does Fark not have a Kansas City tag?
 
2010-10-01 01:45:14 AM
Marine1: Marine1: whatshisname:

3.5 hours is a long time to be angry at someone.


Oh no it's not. I think some Farker's exes here could go days on end, and they end up here to ease the pain.
 
KN
2010-10-01 01:55:34 AM
I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.
 
2010-10-01 02:02:19 AM
KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.


And what pray tell, would that be? Stupid dumb-ass coont?
 
2010-10-01 02:02:19 AM
KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.


All he said was that she was an ugly lop-eared, gap-toothed cocksucker and she looked like she had been beaten with an ugly stick. Is that any reason to get all pissy?

/good thing Steven Segal, Lawman, was on loan to the I.B.I.
 
2010-10-01 02:02:23 AM
KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.


Really? If you think there's anything that would make you do this, you should probably speak to a therapist.
 
2010-10-01 02:03:10 AM
Ok, so I can say mean stuff on the internet and chicks will drive over 200 miles to find me? Why didn't I know this before? Sure they might be mad but if they weren't interested they wouldn't care.
 
2010-10-01 02:03:50 AM
stupidcelebrities.net

You better watch your back, Ford!
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:07:58 AM
jingks: KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.

Really? If you think there's anything that would make you do this, you should probably speak to a therapist.


You're probably right. Is anyone here a therapist?
 
2010-10-01 02:09:48 AM
I wonder if KN realizes she just made herself a target. Seriously, this is fark... don't take a stick and poke a sleeping bear.

/She's kinda cute for a hermaphrodite.
//He mother wears army boots.
///etc.
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:10:23 AM
BackAssward: KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.

And what pray tell, would that be? Stupid dumb-ass coont?


No, that's probably not what set her off, I hear in some trailer-parks that's actually a compliment (of sorts).
 
2010-10-01 02:12:39 AM
KN: jingks: KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.

Really? If you think there's anything that would make you do this, you should probably speak to a therapist.

You're probably right. Is anyone here a therapist?


Just because society frowns on it doesn't mean certain asshats shouldn't be shot in the street...as long as it's not me anyway...if it's me you should def. follow the rules of society.
 
2010-10-01 02:13:19 AM
KN: BackAssward: KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.

And what pray tell, would that be? Stupid dumb-ass coont?

No, that's probably not what set her off, I hear in some trailer-parks that's actually a compliment (of sorts).


No, no... I know we can't know what set her off. I was wondering what was the one you could think of that would set *you* off.
 
2010-10-01 02:14:33 AM
At least she didn't commit suicide. k~bye
 
2010-10-01 02:15:20 AM
VelmaCruise: At least she didn't commit suicide. k~bye

That would have been the coward's way out.
 
2010-10-01 02:16:36 AM
My neighbor, who is a massage therapist, helped me get throught my struggles when I was called a "slapdick" on the internet.
 
2010-10-01 02:16:57 AM
KN: You're probably right. Is anyone here a therapist?

I'm not a therapist. But I am trained as a holy man with evil spirit and curse removal expertise.
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:17:35 AM
BackAssward: I wonder if KN realizes she just made herself a target. Seriously, this is fark... don't take a stick and poke a sleeping bear.

/She's kinda cute for a hermaphrodite.
//He mother wears army boots.
///etc.


I know, not very smart of me. On the other hand I'm stuck at work for another 3 hours with nada to do, so if the good people Fark can keep me awake till then, I'd be eternally grateful.
/even if keeping awake on Fark entails some emotional trauma
//not a hermaphrodite :(
 
2010-10-01 02:17:37 AM
Jamrock: I bet you were all skateboarding punks and potheads who never grew up and think acting cynical on the internet makes you "cool"

Suddenly, you can spell "cynical". But of course you will not respond to any direct questions with direct answers.
 
2010-10-01 02:18:23 AM
elins'9iron: My neighbor, who is a massage therapist, helped me get throught my struggles when I was called a "slapdick" on the internet.

Were you insulted because what you do is more a 'tug' than a 'slap'?

/Ok, I need a hobby.
 
2010-10-01 02:20:09 AM
KN: //not a hermaphrodite :(

Damn, there goes that fantasy.
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:22:31 AM
BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.

And what pray tell, would that be? Stupid dumb-ass coont?

No, that's probably not what set her off, I hear in some trailer-parks that's actually a compliment (of sorts).

No, no... I know we can't know what set her off. I was wondering what was the one you could think of that would set *you* off.


I'll never tell. :) I've been on Fark long enough to know better.
/hint: it has something to do with an unfortunate incident involving my college roommate and a swimming pool.
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:23:30 AM
jingks: KN: You're probably right. Is anyone here a therapist?

I'm not a therapist. But I am trained as a holy man with evil spirit and curse removal expertise.


Good enough.
 
2010-10-01 02:24:32 AM
BackAssward: elins'9iron: My neighbor, who is a massage therapist, helped me get throught my struggles when I was called a "slapdick" on the internet.

Were you insulted because what you do is more a 'tug' than a 'slap'?

/Ok, I need a hobby.


OHHH! Now I know who my neighbor to the west of me is! I KNEW you were looking in my windows.
 
2010-10-01 02:24:47 AM
KN: BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: KN: I want to know what the deragotory comments were. I'm trying to decide what deragotory comments I would be willing to hunt someone down with a gun for..
/can only think of one.

And what pray tell, would that be? Stupid dumb-ass coont?

No, that's probably not what set her off, I hear in some trailer-parks that's actually a compliment (of sorts).

No, no... I know we can't know what set her off. I was wondering what was the one you could think of that would set *you* off.

I'll never tell. :) I've been on Fark long enough to know better.
/hint: it has something to do with an unfortunate incident involving my college roommate and a swimming pool.


Answer the question KN.
i296.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-01 02:26:17 AM
KN: /hint: it has something to do with an unfortunate incident involving my college roommate and a swimming pool.

Skinny-dipping muff-diver?

/It was just one once, really.
//Everybody does it in coledge.
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:26:55 AM
BackAssward: KN: /hint: it has something to do with an unfortunate incident involving my college roommate and a swimming pool.

Skinny-dipping muff-diver?

/It was just one once, really.
//Everybody does it in coledge.


I like you people. You're funny.
 
2010-10-01 02:28:14 AM
coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:28:57 AM
BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...


Why not? It's Friday.
 
2010-10-01 02:31:05 AM
KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.

ftfy
 
2010-10-01 02:31:07 AM
BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...


What, do you have a job or something? Most of us have been drunk since 9:00 a.m. Slacker.
 
2010-10-01 02:32:53 AM
KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.


Lol, sure, Friday morning where you are working... Late Thursday over on my side of the continent. Anyway, I didn't say I wasn't tying.
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:34:24 AM
BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.

Lol, sure, Friday morning where you are working... Late Thursday over on my side of the continent. Anyway, I didn't say I wasn't tying.


tying? you must ty harder.
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:35:03 AM
maxximillian: KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.
ftfy


Thanks :)
 
2010-10-01 02:37:50 AM
BackAssward: KN: /hint: it has something to do with an unfortunate incident involving my college roommate and a swimming pool.

This is what my mind's picturing.
i90.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-01 02:38:01 AM
BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.

Lol, sure, Friday morning where you are working... Late Thursday over on my side of the continent. Anyway, I didn't say I wasn't tying.


Do... or do not
 
2010-10-01 02:38:20 AM
He dun goofed.
 
2010-10-01 02:39:15 AM
img801.imageshack.us

/I worked entirely too long on this.
 
2010-10-01 02:40:44 AM
KN: BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.

Lol, sure, Friday morning where you are working... Late Thursday over on my side of the continent. Anyway, I didn't say I wasn't tying.

tying? you must ty harder.


Yes ma'am! Still thinking of insults.
 
2010-10-01 02:44:31 AM
EchoMike
Full of Win.
 
2010-10-01 02:49:11 AM
EchoMike: /I worked entirely too long on this.

Sweet. I say it was well worth it. A labour of love is never a waste of time.


RayD8: This is what my mind's picturing.

At least it wasn't this (from Caddyshack if anyone doesn't recognize it):

www.globalhealingcenter.com
 
KN
2010-10-01 02:50:29 AM
BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.

Lol, sure, Friday morning where you are working... Late Thursday over on my side of the continent. Anyway, I didn't say I wasn't tying.

tying? you must ty harder.

Yes ma'am! Still thinking of insults.


eh. If it's not Friday yet where you are, you must be about 3 timezones away, way too far to drive to hunt you down even if I felt all insulted.
 
2010-10-01 02:54:28 AM
Thanks, y'all!
 
2010-10-01 02:58:25 AM
KN: BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: KN: BackAssward: coledge college

Jesus Christ, I'm not even drunk...

Why not? It's Friday.

Lol, sure, Friday morning where you are working... Late Thursday over on my side of the continent. Anyway, I didn't say I wasn't tying.

tying? you must ty harder.

Yes ma'am! Still thinking of insults.

eh. If it's not Friday yet where you are, you must be about 3 timezones away, way too far to drive to hunt you down even if I felt all insulted.


Oh don't worry, I had that well in mind before *I* started poking (what could have been) a potentially psychotic bear with my Internet stick. I am also comforted that you'd have to cross a border to get here. Though, it is a nice city to visit :p, should you get in a murderous rage.

/I actually think I can guess the insult, however, it's more insulting than funny...
 
2010-10-01 02:58:39 AM
Echomike: That's great! Your a huckleberry.
 
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