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(Some Guy)   Woman armed with a gun drives from Missouri to Iowa to confront a man who made derogatory comments about her on the internet. Let this be a warning to us all   (heartlandconnection.com) divider line 198
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2010-10-01 12:43:44 AM
whatshisname: All the way from Missouri to Iowa?
(aren't they beside each other?)


Well, it's not exactly like they're across the street from each other, ya know. I live in Virginia, and a drive to just the Kentucky or Tennessee state lines (which both border Virginia) would be a minimum 4.5 hour drive from where I live.
 
2010-10-01 12:44:43 AM
FTFA
Breana Greathouse, 25, with the weapon in her hand, threatening to shoot Forrest Jamison of Ottumwa.
Please please don't be black. I tell my black brothers don't stick your dick in crazy white chicks or crazy black women.
/Stick in a Rican since all they do is bring knives
 
2010-10-01 12:44:58 AM
davidphogan: What the hell is that? It looks delicious.

Upskirt of the perp
 
2010-10-01 12:45:30 AM
Smeggy Smurf: The_Sponge: If any of you f*ckers call me a bohunk, it's on.

Bohunk biatch


This!

*checks his guns* Knew I should have sprung for the landmines at the last Russian Army Surplus Sale....
 
2010-10-01 12:46:51 AM
coffee fiend: whatshisname: All the way from Missouri to Iowa?
(aren't they beside each other?)

Well, it's not exactly like they're across the street from each other, ya know. I live in Virginia, and a drive to just the Kentucky or Tennessee state lines (which both border Virginia) would be a minimum 4.5 hour drive from where I live.


That's it, asshole! Your mother is a snow blower! Your daddy is a lawnmower! I'm getting in my 1997 Geo Metro and driving to Virginia!
 
2010-10-01 12:47:13 AM
reported to KTVO-----

also reported to KTVO--birthdays

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB94WN1m_OE
 
2010-10-01 12:47:54 AM
Oznog: [us.ent4.yimg.com image 400x268]

All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little biatches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax farks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shiat, then shiat out our shiat, then eat their shiat which is made up of our shiat that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfarks are next.
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.


[cue Shannon Elizabeth and Mr Bon Jovi]
 
2010-10-01 12:48:14 AM
EmployeeOfTheMinute: voran: Please...don't use the word centerfold with her....

Already got a pic of that...


I hate you so hard. Favorite samich... RUINT!
 
2010-10-01 12:50:32 AM
DannyJunior 2010-09-30 05:23:30 PM

What a dumb, ugly b*tch


NOW you did it. When she gets out, you're next. Bye-bye.

/tee-hee
 
2010-10-01 12:52:27 AM
tbyte: I like how subby included "from Missouri to Iowa", as if they weren't directly next to each other.

i used to drive from Arizona to California for alcohol when our cut off time was 1am.

I would often drive from the United States to Mexico for one night of "clubin" then drive back.
 
2010-10-01 12:53:13 AM
Missouri and Iowa do border each other, but driving from KCMO to Ottumwa over an internet slight is somewhat impressive, seeing as though Ottumwa is in Southeastern Iowa. All things considered it is about a 4-5 hour drive between the two.
 
2010-10-01 12:53:46 AM
uncletogie Quote 2010-10-01 12:19:26 AM
First, she reminds me of Brett Butler.


i55.tinypic.com

She doesn't remind me of the former Giants player....

/nice hat
 
2010-10-01 12:54:08 AM
johndalek: reported to KTVO-----

also reported to KTVO--birthdays

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB94WN1m_OE


This video. I like it.
 
2010-10-01 12:55:19 AM
fark you all. you're all tarded inbred ugly basement dwelling ignorant motherfarkers.

/what can i say, i love visitors...
 
2010-10-01 12:55:25 AM
The_Sponge: If any of you f*ckers call me a bohunk, it's on.

You're a bohunk. Now get over here and drink some beer.
 
2010-10-01 12:55:40 AM
I'm The Foot Farking Master: I hate you so hard. Favorite samich... RUINT!

How do you feel about ham?
 
2010-10-01 12:56:28 AM
I just assumed it was GaryPDX
 
2010-10-01 12:57:18 AM
I've heard she has strangled people for less.

Some will remember that, most won't.
 
2010-10-01 12:57:23 AM
that would be as the offended woman
 
2010-10-01 12:57:30 AM
www.chinadaily.com.cn
 
hej
2010-10-01 12:58:39 AM
tbyte: I like how subby included "from Missouri to Iowa", as if they weren't directly next to each other.

That.
 
2010-10-01 12:58:44 AM
Keep yer chin up girl... ah.. sorry.
 
2010-10-01 12:59:25 AM
So nobody has what was said? Come on people, youre slacking.
 
2010-10-01 12:59:58 AM
But did she wear a diaper while driving?

/diapers add 2 points to the crazy scale
 
2010-10-01 01:01:09 AM
Oznog: All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little biatches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax farks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shiat, then shiat out our shiat, then eat their shiat which is made up of our shiat that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfarks are next.
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.


Glad to know I'm not the only one that thought of just this.
 
2010-10-01 01:01:59 AM
This is why I never answer the door unarmed.
 
2010-10-01 01:02:02 AM
I bet you were all skateboarding punks and potheads who never grew up and think acting cynical on the internet makes you "cool"
 
2010-10-01 01:02:28 AM
Smeggy Smurf: The_Sponge: If any of you f*ckers call me a bohunk, it's on.

Bohunk biatch



*Off to my car*



Tawnos: The_Sponge: If any of you f*ckers call me a bohunk, it's on.

You're a bohunk. Now get over here and drink some beer.



Ha! Have you found any new shooting spots? BTW, birthday party at my place on 10/23....hope you two crazy kids can make it.
 
2010-10-01 01:04:01 AM
Loucifer: OK, I'll be the first to admit.... I'd hit it.

I can tell from the mugshot she has some really farked up teeth. Keep your custard launcher out of her mouth and you should be OK.
 
2010-10-01 01:05:06 AM
i297.photobucket.com

/3.5 hours
 
2010-10-01 01:06:40 AM
i229.photobucket.com
 
2010-10-01 01:06:42 AM
mxwjs: /3.5 hours

Civilized people don' drive in those areas anyhow.
 
2010-10-01 01:08:36 AM
Jamrock: Smells like single, obese male chauvs in here. Sorry I didn't conslut a spellcheck program before I posted

Troll no match for me. Love the 'con slut' though.
 
2010-10-01 01:09:08 AM
She should be harassed.... look at that hair.
 
2010-10-01 01:11:39 AM
namatad: well, subby, your mom is a crack whore.
dont know WHY she got so upset when I called her that.


So's yours. Like you're gonna do a damn thing about it either.
 
2010-10-01 01:12:38 AM
Mom?
 
2010-10-01 01:13:29 AM
Happily the first to say "I would." Am I the first? I couldn't read through every other person just pointing out that those states are beside each other.
 
2010-10-01 01:14:14 AM
DoctorCal 2010-10-01 12:57:30 AM

GAH! She looks like somebody who was in my high school graduating class.

/And that somebody was a dude.
 
2010-10-01 01:16:47 AM
No keep it real comments yet?
 
2010-10-01 01:22:53 AM
whatshisname: All the way from Missouri to Iowa?
(aren't they beside each other?)


Like every drive through Kansas City, it's a long drive on a bunch of different highways to get from there to Iowa. Maybe 2 hours or so.
 
2010-10-01 01:23:38 AM
... Meh. I've dated worse.
 
2010-10-01 01:24:08 AM
EmployeeOfTheMinute: Story is useless without Fark handles

Hydro is God!

/if you know what that is referencing, then you've been on the internet a loooooong time
 
2010-10-01 01:24:52 AM
Snall: Jamrock: Smells like single, obese male chauvs in here. Sorry I didn't conslut a spellcheck program before I posted

Troll no match for me. Love the 'con slut' though.


www.heartlandconnection.com

What a con slut might look like.
 
2010-10-01 01:25:22 AM
she sounds fat
 
2010-10-01 01:25:32 AM
Is that Beans sister?

images.starpulse.com

/ it took way to long to figure out that character's name and what show he was from.
 
2010-10-01 01:27:08 AM
She looks like she was born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
//KC resident.
///try and track me down you hideous beast!
 
2010-10-01 01:27:19 AM
I wonder why she took a gun? One queef from her would probably wipe out an entire block.
 
2010-10-01 01:27:44 AM
Total Travel Estimate: 3 hours 35 minutes / 219.35 miles
 
2010-10-01 01:28:26 AM
Marine1: whatshisname: All the way from Missouri to Iowa?
(aren't they beside each other?)

Like every drive through Kansas City, it's a long drive on a bunch of different highways to get from there to Iowa. Maybe 2 hours or so.


Fixing it for me... To the border up I-29, that is. Her route was even longer.

3.5 hours is a long time to be angry at someone.
 
2010-10-01 01:29:20 AM
RockChalkH1N1: Total Travel Estimate: 3 hours 35 minutes / 219.35 miles

That's a long time to stay pissed enough to keep going.
 
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