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2010-09-27 05:04:40 PM  
Ew.
 
2010-09-27 05:05:11 PM  
www.peopleofwalmart.com/category.php?=upskirts

Are you over the age of 18 (Y/N)

Are you insane (Y/Y)
 
2010-09-27 05:08:31 PM  
That is a terrible idea.
 
2010-09-27 05:10:34 PM  
Why would I need to take a photo of cottage cheese when I can just buy it in the grocery section?
 
2010-09-27 05:31:08 PM  
I can't fap to this
 
2010-09-27 05:33:42 PM  
Luckily he was stopped before he reached the toy department and lubed a lightsaber.
 
2010-09-27 05:34:37 PM  
img689.imageshack.us

Yay! another 'Hispanics are always breaking the law' thread.
 
2010-09-27 05:58:01 PM  
i105.photobucket.com.
 
2010-09-27 06:04:27 PM  
Must have been shopping for meat curtains.

/at walmart
//ewwwwww!
 
2010-09-27 06:16:57 PM  
FloydA
Damn dude. I spit my beer...you owe me...
 
2010-09-27 06:52:39 PM  
AzDownboy: I can't fap to this

Sorry. I haven't been to Wal-Mart in awhile.
 
2010-09-27 06:54:26 PM  
I just rolled back my lunch.
 
2010-09-27 07:18:31 PM  
He was just trying the wide-angle lens he purchased minutes earlier in the electronics department.
 
2010-09-27 08:03:59 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: He was just trying the wide-angle lens he purchased minutes earlier in the electronics department.

Are you saying that I have a big ass?!?!?!?
 
2010-09-27 08:04:09 PM  
Thankfully it wasn't the WalMart on State and Glenwood. Jebus that place is like a lumberyard for uglysticks.
 
2010-09-27 08:05:08 PM  
www.wardrobefail.com
 
2010-09-27 08:05:17 PM  
This thread is awesome without pictures.
 
2010-09-27 08:05:29 PM  
Godscrack: Yay! another 'Hispanics are always breaking the law' thread.

"Mario Esquivel-Jimenez"

Sounds like he's half Italian.

Are you gonna cry discrimination on behalf of the Italian American community too?
 
2010-09-27 08:05:52 PM  
Damn you Pope!
 
2010-09-27 08:08:49 PM  
target chicks are hotter, but they don't put out. walmart chicks...well, when you can't score at closing time, they'll do. just buy flour.

/if you pronounce it tar-jay, you are a tool
 
2010-09-27 08:11:40 PM  
Andrew Wiggin: target chicks are hotter, but they don't put out. walmart chicks...well, when you can't score at closing time, they'll do. just buy flour.

/if you pronounce it tar-jay, you are a tool


lol the pic of me in the hat in my profile was taken at Target.
 
2010-09-27 08:11:58 PM  
How sketchy does one have to be to get noticed/arrested at Walmart?
 
2010-09-27 08:12:27 PM  
Me? I just tape my cellphone to my foot as I'm walking down the aisles. That way, people think I'm a lunatic and not a voyeur. I get great shots of Fat old women in motorized carts.
 
2010-09-27 08:12:44 PM  
jehovahs witness protection: FloydA
Damn dude. I spit my beer...you owe me...


Is that the Log Cabin Republican's mascot?
 
2010-09-27 08:12:49 PM  
LittleBlondeJug: Andrew Wiggin: target chicks are hotter, but they don't put out. walmart chicks...well, when you can't score at closing time, they'll do. just buy flour.

/if you pronounce it tar-jay, you are a tool

lol the pic of me in the hat in my profile was taken at Target.


well, do you put out or what?
 
2010-09-27 08:16:07 PM  
www.atoasttothese.com
 
2010-09-27 08:16:53 PM  
I have a theory that the doors to every Wal-Mart are actually doors to another dimension. No matter where you go, the people at Wal-Mart don't change.

If they were to put a Wal-Mart in the The World Islands in Dubai, I bet you'd see the same people (or at least the same *type* of people) that you see at the Wal-Mart in Little Rock, Arkansas.

Costco is similar, except it's a dimension of the self-entitled, middle-aged, soccer moms.
 
2010-09-27 08:16:55 PM  
The last time I went into a Walmart it smelled like soggy tortillas and feet.
 
2010-09-27 08:18:09 PM  
Loucifer: The last time I went into a Walmart it smelled like soggy tortillas and feet.

How is that any different than any other time you've been to walmart?
 
2010-09-27 08:18:44 PM  
"People take advantage of cell phones, to capture video that they should not be."

Says who...?

 
2010-09-27 08:19:57 PM  
Kumana Wanalaia
There's this guy who comes over the intercom at work and says things like "A-David A-pleasea calla ext. 102." I was going to make fun of him, but I work in Rhode Island and one of my co-workers' last name is Petrarca. So I didn't bust out "It's a me! Mario!" I don't want to end up in a dumpster somewhere.
 
2010-09-27 08:21:14 PM  
dahmers love zombie: Ew.

I have nothing to add.
 
2010-09-27 08:21:19 PM  
How do you sneak this up a customer's moo-moo?

www.creativevideo.co.uk
 
2010-09-27 08:27:59 PM  
Well, I was going to eat dinner, but I guess I won't now.
 
2010-09-27 08:29:23 PM  
Smeggy, it's the individual in this case.
 
2010-09-27 08:29:28 PM  
one of the pics:

farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2010-09-27 08:29:49 PM  
In reference to the recovered images...
i302.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-27 08:30:19 PM  
Who... would do such a thing?

Why?
 
2010-09-27 08:30:50 PM  
Smeggy Smurf: MONSTERTRUCK: BigLuca, Uhm...you know that's not allowed...right?

The summoning itself or the name of the summoned? One might argue that the attempt to summon is acceptable provided you don't actually succeed.

/summon Chuluthu


yes sir

www.alanbaxteronline.com
 
2010-09-27 08:31:31 PM  
LittleBlondeJug: lol the pic of me in the hat in my profile was taken at Target.

I would like to take this opportunity to applaud your recent achievements in the field of AWing. You've been on fire the last couple of days.
 
2010-09-27 08:32:14 PM  
calbert

I laughed for a good 5 minutes at that. Nice job.
 
2010-09-27 08:32:17 PM  
BKITU: I just rolled back my lunch.

+1
 
2010-09-27 08:32:19 PM  
dahmers love zombie: Ew.

OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

/FTFY
 
2010-09-27 08:32:40 PM  
Let the man go. He's suffered enough.
 
2010-09-27 08:33:05 PM  
Mama's Boy: Luckily he was stopped before he reached the toy department and lubed a lightsaber.

For the win....
 
2010-09-27 08:33:20 PM  
Kumana Wanalaia Quote 2010-09-27 08:05:29 PM
Godscrack: Yay! another 'Hispanics are always breaking the law' thread.

"Mario Esquivel-Jimenez"

Sounds like he's half Italian.

Are you gonna cry discrimination on behalf of the Italian American community too?

What do you call a Hispanics individual that is just standing there?.....................................The lookout.

/Now the person can complain.
 
2010-09-27 08:35:17 PM  
For a pack of marlboros and a bottle of mt dew he could have taken her home and did whatever he wanted with her.

If she's even remotely cute he may have had to throw in some meth, but overall it seems better than getting arrested.
 
2010-09-27 08:35:33 PM  
GWSuperfan: LittleBlondeJug: lol the pic of me in the hat in my profile was taken at Target.

I would like to take this opportunity to applaud your recent achievements in the field of AWing. You've been on fire the last couple of days.


Ayuh. That's some serious AWing. Respect.
 
2010-09-27 08:36:24 PM  
calbert: one of the pics:

You sir, win the internet.
 
2010-09-27 08:36:44 PM  
kinshane: Ayuh. That's some serious AWing. Respect.

meh. visit a TorD thread (if they still have them). AWing on the main page is nothing compared to that debauchery.
 
2010-09-27 08:38:11 PM  
GWSuperfan: LittleBlondeJug: lol the pic of me in the hat in my profile was taken at Target.

I would like to take this opportunity to applaud your recent achievements in the field of AWing. You've been on fire the last couple of days.


Are you stalking me?
 
2010-09-27 08:40:14 PM  
LittleBlondeJug: GWSuperfan: LittleBlondeJug: lol the pic of me in the hat in my profile was taken at Target.

I would like to take this opportunity to applaud your recent achievements in the field of AWing. You've been on fire the last couple of days.

Are you stalking me?


careful dude, she lures you in but if you don't buy her stuff from her wishlist asap you get the mighty blow off.
 
2010-09-27 08:40:29 PM  
LittleBlondeJug: GWSuperfan: LittleBlondeJug: lol the pic of me in the hat in my profile was taken at Target.

I would like to take this opportunity to applaud your recent achievements in the field of AWing. You've been on fire the last couple of days.

Are you stalking me?


Can you stalk the willing?

/ducks from the mace
 
2010-09-27 08:40:30 PM  
Andrew Wiggin: kinshane: Ayuh. That's some serious AWing. Respect.

meh. visit a TorD thread (if they still have them). AWing on the main page is nothing compared to that debauchery.


And I haven't participated in those at all.
 
2010-09-27 08:43:36 PM  
img210.imageshack.us
 
2010-09-27 08:43:46 PM  
proverbs.jitterbeangirl.com
 
2010-09-27 08:45:08 PM  
http://tinyurl.com/qx82bx
 
2010-09-27 08:46:25 PM  
I know it's easy to make fun, but in South Florida, I see some mega hot chicks in Wal-mart. More in Target, but I have been surprised by Wal-mart.
 
2010-09-27 08:46:45 PM  
I can go to my local Hannaford and see my share of fat and unattractive people but for some unknown reason people think that only fat unattractive people shop at Walmart.

I was in Walmart tonight and I saw some damn good looking women with very nice bodies. One chick had a huge nose but her body was slamming but then I remembered her humpty nose in a 69 could tickle my rear.
 
2010-09-27 08:47:56 PM  
Wouldn't that be "up-tent" pictures?

/Lowering standards every day!
 
2010-09-27 08:49:07 PM  
The Asshole Guy: I was in Walmart tonight and I saw some damn good looking women with very nice bodies. One chick had a huge nose but her body was slamming but then I remembered her humpty nose in a 69 could tickle my rear.

Dude, how drunk were you?
 
2010-09-27 08:54:49 PM  
Yaxe: Dude, how drunk were you?

Does it matter? He was in a Walmart afterall

 
2010-09-27 08:56:01 PM  
Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap...
Link (new window)
 
2010-09-27 08:56:12 PM  
The Asshole Guy: I was in Walmart tonight and I saw some damn good looking women with very nice bodies. One chick had a huge nose but her body was slamming

You saw Lois Griffin at WalMart?
 
2010-09-27 08:56:54 PM  
Well at least ho got to post it before he was arrested.
media.peopleofwalmart.com
 
2010-09-27 08:57:34 PM  
Yaxe: The Asshole Guy: I was in Walmart tonight and I saw some damn good looking women with very nice bodies. One chick had a huge nose but her body was slamming but then I remembered her humpty nose in a 69 could tickle my rear.

Dude, how drunk were you?


You seem to be the one that is drunk.
 
2010-09-27 09:00:22 PM  
Kumana Wanalaia: The Asshole Guy: I was in Walmart tonight and I saw some damn good looking women with very nice bodies. One chick had a huge nose but her body was slamming

You saw Lois Griffin at WalMart?


I see her often in Walmart if I venture into a certain section.
 
2010-09-27 09:00:29 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-27 09:01:02 PM  
MONSTERTRUCK: BigL

Not sure how that is verboten. We aren't allowed to talk of a farker that is not in the thread, but Gorgor isn't a farker anymore. He is a myth ... a legend ... a *sob* a HERO.
 
2010-09-27 09:07:02 PM  
The Asshole Guy: Yaxe: The Asshole Guy: I was in Walmart tonight and I saw some damn good looking women with very nice bodies. One chick had a huge nose but her body was slamming but then I remembered her humpty nose in a 69 could tickle my rear.

Dude, how drunk were you?

You seem to be the one that is drunk.


You were in Walmart.
 
2010-09-27 09:09:40 PM  
pervvywanker: Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap...
Link (new window)


Yikes!
 
2010-09-27 09:10:18 PM  
dead_dangler: If they were to put a Wal-Mart in the The World Islands in Dubai, I bet you'd see the same people (or at least the same *type* of people) that you see at the Wal-Mart in Little Rock, Arkansas.

So true. One time, I went to Wal-Mart #1252 in Highlands Ranch, Colorado: a well-off suburb of Denver in Douglas County, Colorado, which has the eighth-highest median household income in the United States. The area within a five to ten mile radius of that Wal-Mart is SOLID upper-middle class to downright rich. Walking through the doors of the store, it felt like I had entered a portal to rural West Virginia. The only explanation I could think of was that Wal-Mart bused in customers to that store from Pueblo and Cheyenne.
 
2010-09-27 09:10:19 PM  
I hope I can post a few more before I'm hauled off...

docs.google.com
 
2010-09-27 09:14:01 PM  
calbert: (Posted: 2010-09-27 08:29:28 PM)

Yaxe: I laughed for a good 5 minutes at that. Nice job. (Posted: 2010-09-27 08:32:14 PM)


LOL. Whut?
 
2010-09-27 09:14:45 PM  
The nerve of that young woman to REFUSE to be photographed! I bet she is one of those pious silly Christians with chastity belts. Women like her SHOULD be flattered to have their meat curtains photographed for all of us to fap to!
 
2010-09-27 09:15:40 PM  
A11eyoop: I hope I can post a few more before I'm hauled off...

Never saw you post before this...
 
2010-09-27 09:21:21 PM  
ITT: Pot. Kettle. Black.
 
2010-09-27 09:22:20 PM  
Yaxe: The Asshole Guy: Yaxe: The Asshole Guy: I was in Walmart tonight and I saw some damn good looking women with very nice bodies. One chick had a huge nose but her body was slamming but then I remembered her humpty nose in a 69 could tickle my rear.

Dude, how drunk were you?

You seem to be the one that is drunk.

You were in Walmart.


So what is the problem with Walmart? They have good prices on food. Why should I got to my local Hannaford and once again I can see my share of fat and unattractive people there as well and spend two dollars more for the same item?

I'll spend more money and still get to look at some fat ugly person. So yes, I'll shop at Walmart and save money.

Walmart is such an evil and ugly place. A good looking person with a nice shapely body would NEVER step foot into a Walmart.
 
2010-09-27 09:24:21 PM  
Hottest girl I've ever seen (in person that is) I saw at a Wal-mart. I was forced to go. Instantly creaming my pants turned my day around.
 
2010-09-27 09:30:18 PM  
Felony? Seriously?

If I'm understanding this correctly... this dude could have walked up to these women and straight out punched them in the face and likely gotten a misdemeanor charge, but he tried to take blurry cell phone pics of their panties so he gets hit with a felony?

Methinks all the scary new technology/interweb laws are insta-felonies.
 
2010-09-27 09:44:23 PM  
Alleyoop: I hope I can post a few more before I'm hauled off...

I can't see the head, but as much as I can see, if she says fark you (even using the sign), all I can say is, yes please.

TFA did a poor job but not explaining what this new law is. As far as I knew, videotaping at a public place where there is no sense of privacy is legal. what got changed?
 
2010-09-27 09:45:19 PM  
TFA did a poor job by not explaining what this new law is. As far as I knew, videotaping at a public place where there is no sense of privacy is legal. what got changed?

by not but.
 
2010-09-27 09:53:17 PM  
notoverit: Felony? Seriously?

If I'm understanding this correctly... this dude could have walked up to these women and straight out punched them in the face and likely gotten a misdemeanor charge, but he tried to take blurry cell phone pics of their panties so he gets hit with a felony?


It would've been braver and manlier for him to "straight out punch them in the face."

But go ahead and beat the drum for all the poor upskirt photographers in the world. It's so...so beautiful.
 
2010-09-27 09:55:12 PM  
POPE

I think I just threw up in my mouth little

/first time slashies
//sorry but had to!
 
2010-09-27 10:03:55 PM  
PRETTIEST GIRL I EVER SAW WAS IN WALMAT.
 
2010-09-27 10:05:45 PM  
harryhardhat: PRETTIEST GIRL I EVER SAW WAS IN WALMAT.

Was she on sale?
 
2010-09-27 10:09:11 PM  
harryhardhat: PRETTIEST GIRL I EVER SAW WAS IN WALMAT.

Was it a mannequin or a poster or was she on the in store TV?
 
2010-09-27 10:18:17 PM  
Damn I love WalMart.
 
2010-09-27 10:20:59 PM  
harryhardhat: PRETTIEST GIRL I EVER SAW WAS IN WALMAT.

Get out of the basement more often.
 
2010-09-27 10:28:16 PM  
LittleBlondeJug: Andrew Wiggin: target chicks are hotter, but they don't put out. walmart chicks...well, when you can't score at closing time, they'll do. just buy flour.

/if you pronounce it tar-jay, you are a tool

lol the pic of me in the hat in my profile was taken at Target.


Andrew Wiggin: target chicks are hotter, but they don't put out. walmart chicks...well, when you can't score at closing time, they'll do. just buy flour.

/if you pronounce it tar-jay, you are a tool


I was just telling this to a friend the other day. Target is straight-up BRANDED hotter. Even the women in the posters at Target are hotter, wearing hotter clothes. The clientèle are quite nice as well!

/EIP
 
2010-09-27 11:15:39 PM  
media.peopleofwalmart.com

media.peopleofwalmart.com

media.peopleofwalmart.com

media.peopleofwalmart.com
 
2010-09-27 11:33:01 PM  
harryhardhat: PRETTIEST GIRL I EVER SAW WAS IN WALMAT.

So I take it was a family outing?
 
2010-09-27 11:34:42 PM  
The Asshole Guy: Yaxe: The Asshole Guy: Yaxe: The Asshole Guy: I was in Walmart tonight and I saw some damn good looking women with very nice bodies. One chick had a huge nose but her body was slamming but then I remembered her humpty nose in a 69 could tickle my rear.

Dude, how drunk were you?

You seem to be the one that is drunk.

You were in Walmart.

So what is the problem with Walmart? They have good prices on food. Why should I got to my local Hannaford and once again I can see my share of fat and unattractive people there as well and spend two dollars more for the same item?

I'll spend more money and still get to look at some fat ugly person. So yes, I'll shop at Walmart and save money.

Walmart is such an evil and ugly place. A good looking person with a nice shapely body would NEVER step foot into a Walmart.


You take shopping at Walmart WAYYYYY too seriously and personally
 
2010-09-27 11:52:09 PM  
Azlefty: Well at least ho got to post it before he was arrested.

This one is kind of NSFW (or breakfast, lunch or dinner). Enjoy!

link
 
2010-09-28 12:04:41 AM  
Bathia_Mapes:

This one is kind of NSFW (or breakfast, lunch or dinner). Enjoy!

link



Am I the only one that assumes she's alternating hands in that picture?
 
2010-09-28 12:07:21 AM  
LittleBlondeJug: Are you stalking me?

Only if you want me to be.

/I generally don't go for blondes.
 
2010-09-28 12:09:58 AM  
I had the dubious honor of working at a K-Mart (back when there were K-Marts) one summer, in Domestics (sheets, towels, that sort of thing) For some reason Domestics also handled hosiery. I actually got to set up (as per the manager's instructions) announce, and handle a blue light special. It was the hosiery aspect, and all I had was a shopping cart full of mismatched socks, but 2 seconds after I made the announcement that there was a blue light special, you could actually hear the thundering herd approaching. I ended up cowering beside (sometimes underneath) the cart as shoppers fought over mismatched socks and defective pantyhose.

then I spent my employee discount on sheets and towels and went to college.

Wal-Mart scares me...

/csb
 
2010-09-28 12:17:12 AM  
This thread is in serious need of eyebleach.

kd7nnv.net
 
2010-09-28 12:17:14 AM  
adeist69: Bathia_Mapes:

This one is kind of NSFW (or breakfast, lunch or dinner). Enjoy!

link


Am I the only one that assumes she's alternating hands in that picture?


That looks to be a possibility. Notice it appears that she's at the returns counter, which means she'll be touching the bags that she passes to the clerk, after she's done excavating inside her shorts.

Ewwww!
 
2010-09-28 12:53:13 AM  
GWSuperfan: LittleBlondeJug: Are you stalking me?

Only if you want me to be.

/I generally don't go for blondes.


LBJ is a fake. Just thought you should know.
 
2010-09-28 12:54:38 AM  
Bathia_Mapes: adeist69: Bathia_Mapes:

This one is kind of NSFW (or breakfast, lunch or dinner). Enjoy!

link


Am I the only one that assumes she's alternating hands in that picture?


That looks to be a possibility. Notice it appears that she's at the returns counter, which means she'll be touching the bags that she passes to the clerk, after she's done excavating inside her shorts.



I beg to differ; I believe that's her 'two tons of fun' mama at the counter to the left making a return (or whatever).



Ewwww!


Spot-on description of the look on the clerks face which has been obscured. I'm getting a 'Buckwheat makes an 'O' face' vibe.
 
2010-09-28 12:58:42 AM  
Did he leave a DNA sample in the toy aisle?

How old was the female?
 
2010-09-28 01:43:24 AM  
Women wear skirts?
 
2010-09-28 01:55:02 AM  
Subby is obviously simple minded. He can't help his mother and dad were brother and sister. Subby is likely a retard or a ginger. Most likely both.
 
2010-09-28 02:24:03 AM  
GAT_00: GWSuperfan: LittleBlondeJug: Are you stalking me?

Only if you want me to be.

/I generally don't go for blondes.

LBJ is a fake. Just thought you should know.


I'm operating on that assumption until such time as photographic evidence to the contrary is provided.
 
2010-09-28 02:58:03 AM  
 
2010-09-28 03:53:58 AM  
This thread is useless without.... wait. What? Where? Fark that, I'm going back to the bikini horserace thread.
 
2010-09-28 06:19:14 AM  
I love Walmart. You feel so much more successful, skinny, wealthy, clean, smart, etc. after spending a couple moments around the 'regulars.'
 
2010-09-28 08:19:20 AM  
Aschenputtel: notoverit: Felony? Seriously?

If I'm understanding this correctly... this dude could have walked up to these women and straight out punched them in the face and likely gotten a misdemeanor charge, but he tried to take blurry cell phone pics of their panties so he gets hit with a felony?


It would've been braver and manlier for him to "straight out punch them in the face."

But go ahead and beat the drum for all the poor upskirt photographers in the world. It's so...so beautiful.


I thought some of the harm to the victims involved in these two scenarios would be a factor, but maybe you're right, and we should level criminal offenses based on how "brave and manly" the perpetrators are.

/because punching a random woman in the face is brave and manly
 
2010-09-28 10:42:06 AM  
It was for a new web site PeepHoleOfWalmart.com
 
2010-09-28 11:45:20 AM  
GAT_00: GWSuperfan: LittleBlondeJug: Are you stalking me?

Only if you want me to be.

/I generally don't go for blondes.

LBJ is a fake. Just thought you should know.


As long as she keeps sending out BIE, we don't really care.

Good to see you again, LBJ! Missed ya!
 
2010-09-28 11:54:58 AM  
http://www.ktvb.com/news/Victim-of-video-voyeurism-speaks-out-103892314.html

The victim has done an interview. She's a lot better looking than what you normally see in WalMart
 
2010-09-28 05:24:46 PM  
Eye Bleach Time:

img.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-28 05:25:45 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-29 01:32:01 AM  
And now I need to go to Hofbrauhaus. I'd be mad, but that place is awesome.
 
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