"I had no idea that it hurt so tremendously much to be shot," Hollender told the Aftonbladet newspaper on Monday.

That is where I stopped reading the article.

I was expecting the ironic tag, given that this is Fark.

He's known for controversial documentaries - including filming himself having sex with Latvian prostitutes.

It's hard knock life, eh?

"It's for my art! Pay attention to me!"

bark_atda_moon: "I had no idea that it hurt so tremendously much to be shot," Hollender told the Aftonbladet newspaper on Monday.

That is where I stopped reading the article.

At least's he's got first-hand experience if he ever plans to do action movies.

"I had no idea that it hurt so tremendously much to be shot," Hollender told the Aftonbladet newspaper on Monday.

Same here. I always thought it was akin to getting a shot from a doctor, and that everyone who died from a gunshot "wound" was a pussy.

bark_atda_moon: "I had no idea that it hurt so tremendously much to be shot," Hollender told the Aftonbladet newspaper on Monday.

That is where I stopped reading the article.

Holy crap. That is EXACTLY word for word what I came to say. Bravo.

As if everyone else in this thread has been shot multiple times while riding through the mountains of Afghanistan. No big deal, I'm sure.

It's not like he shot himself with a rifle by accident while filming a documentary in Sweden. Give the man a break, he put himself into real danger and refused to go to a hospital so that his driver wouldn't face jail time.

/internettoughguy.gif

/approve

We've tried to shoot that film maker Osama bin Laden.

bark_atda_moon: "I had no idea that it hurt so tremendously much to be shot," Hollender told the Aftonbladet newspaper on Monday.

That is where I stopped reading the article.

Over in 1.

Pfft. I f*ck Latvian prostitutes and get shot in the arm on a daily basis. No big deal, really. Just f*ckin' and gettin' shot, f*ckin' and gettin' shot all day. On film.

Anybody wanna buy some 'outtakes' from my politico-social documentary about Mexican donkey shows?

wtf

Bet you he shot himself to pimp his new movie.

bark_atda_moon
That is where I stopped reading the article.


Then you missed a paragraph that I would like to sum up with "W-T-F?!":


Both realised early on that they could not go to a hospital. Hollender's driver had previously signed a document with the police guaranteeing his safety. If Hollender were shot, it could spell jail time for the driver and detention for Hollender or a substantial bribe to leave the country.

bark_atda_moon: "I had no idea that it hurt so tremendously much to be shot," Hollender told the Aftonbladet newspaper on Monday.

That is where I stopped reading the article.

The Voice of Doom: bark_atda_moon
That is where I stopped reading the article.


Then you missed a paragraph that I would like to sum up with "W-T-F?!":


Both realised early on that they could not go to a hospital. Hollender's driver had previously signed a document with the police guaranteeing his safety. If Hollender were shot, it could spell jail time for the driver and detention for Hollender or a substantial bribe to leave the country.

Yeah and more importantly I missed out on Latvian hookers. :(

Yes, getting shot sucks major ass. The bullet farks up tissue in a large area:

Walter's Vietnam References: As if everyone else in this thread has been shot multiple times while riding through the mountains of Afghanistan. No big deal, I'm sure.

It's not like he shot himself with a rifle by accident while filming a documentary in Sweden. Give the man a break, he put himself into real danger and refused to go to a hospital so that his driver he wouldn't face jail time.

/internettoughguy.gif

Apparently he'd face detention and have to bribe his way out of the country.

In 2001's "Buy Bye Beauty," Hollender filmed himself having sex with Latvian prostitutes

I wonder which is more risky, Latvian hookers or Afghanistani mujaheddin. I'm pretty sure I can guess which is more fun.

Tania Russof approves.

Other fun trivia about this guy;
He made a documentary about a police officer whom he claims molested him at the age of 13. So, what's the documentary about? Well, the only thing you'd ever want to see obviously, him filming himself having sex with his former molester, duh.

Another time, apparently being tired of taping himself having sex, he took the money he had raised from his last exhibition and invested it in the pr0n, weapon and tobacco industry. Five years later, people were free to apply for receiving some of the return the "dirty" industries had raised.

And to top it of, just to be the good Samaritan he is, he gathered four ton of baking soda in a central part of Gothenburg, exhorting people to hide their drugs in it.

I think I love this guy.

I don't know at which point we stopped referring to him as Paul from Survivor, or Robinson as we call it here. No this post has no actual contents.

limboslam: Apparently he'd face detention and have to bribe his way out of the country.

FTFA: If Hollender were shot, it could spell jail time for the driver

Missed the first half of that sentence I guess?

It's true, vikings are extinct.

OscarTamerz: In 2001's "Buy Bye Beauty," Hollender filmed himself having sex with Latvian prostitutes

I wonder which is more risky, Latvian hookers or Afghanistani mujaheddin. I'm pretty sure I can guess which is more fun.

Tania Russof approves.

FTFY

/Pet Peeve

Walter's Vietnam References: limboslam: Apparently he'd face detention and have to bribe his way out of the country.

FTFA: If Hollender were shot, it could spell jail time for the driver

Missed the first half of that sentence I guess?

FTFA: "If Hollender were shot, it could spell jail time for the driver and detention for Hollender or a substantial bribe to leave the country."

Missed the second half of that sentence I guess?