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(News.com.au)   Greatest. Robber. EVER.   (news.com.au) divider line 68
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2010-09-26 10:53:40 PM
For a $500 pricetag you should at least get full frontal.
 
2010-09-27 01:17:22 AM
taking off you shirt and having a bikini top on underneath is not a strip tease. You need to get out more subby.
Hell you don't even need to get out, just google "striptease"
 
2010-09-27 05:24:05 AM
cretinbob: taking off you shirt and having a bikini top on underneath is not a strip tease. You need to get out more subby.
Hell you don't even need to get out, just google "striptease"


Just FYI: People who submit the articles the Fark aren't (usually) the ones who write them.
 
2010-09-27 05:25:23 AM
TTIUWP
 
2010-09-27 05:33:52 AM
Mattyb710: Just FYI: People who submit the articles the Fark aren't (usually) the ones who write them.

Nope. They're just the ones who underestimate and overuse words like "Greatest" and "Ever".
 
2010-09-27 05:36:23 AM
cantsleep: Mattyb710: Just FYI: People who submit the articles the Fark aren't (usually) the ones who write them.

Nope. They're just the ones who underestimate and overuse words like "Greatest" and "Ever".


In his defense, without those words the headline "Robber" would probably not be greenlit.
 
2010-09-27 05:49:24 AM
wish it happened at the casurina subway
/end back from Adelaide
//its bloody hot
 
2010-09-27 05:54:22 AM
FTFA: Staff at a Berrimah's Subway restaurant discovered a whole new meaning for "one with the lot" during the brazen daylight robbery yesterday, The Northern Territory News reported.


What was the old meaning? In actual fact, what the fark is the new meaning?

Oi, Bruce, help us out, mate. Having trouble with your lingo, cobber. Strewth, Young Einstein Dundee Irvine like.
 
2010-09-27 05:55:39 AM
Anyone else willing to bet that this "robber" would have tucked tail and ran the hell away at the first sign of resistance from the employees?
 
2010-09-27 05:56:16 AM
Maybe she thought if she took her top off no one would remember what her face looked like to identify her?
 
2010-09-27 06:02:36 AM
I reserve judgment until we know what her cup size is. What kind of so-called journalist forgets to ask important questions like this?
 
2010-09-27 06:12:21 AM
Darwin's very hot... by 25-30 she'd look like a shrivelled handbag.
 
2010-09-27 06:13:35 AM
Jynnjynn: Maybe she thought if she took her top off no one would remember what her face looked like to identify her?


It'd be an interesting suspect line-up, at least.

*Detective, through microphone*
"You, in the middle. Step forward. Now jump up and down a little."
 
2010-09-27 06:20:29 AM
They left out a quote - "the male employees pledged to have more money on hand, in case she comes back..."
 
2010-09-27 06:41:58 AM
If she gives me just five minutes in the employee break room, I'll open the safe for her.
 
2010-09-27 06:43:57 AM
Useless of course. Without pics and without at least a slightly accurate guess on weight why is this green?
 
2010-09-27 06:46:13 AM
Yesterday afternoon, staff at the Subway restaurant were not able to say how much money was missing, as they...


(thinking the next words would be) were too busy checking her out to notice the amount they gave her.
 
2010-09-27 06:49:39 AM
I've always wondered ... what's to stop someone in the process of getting robbed from giving the robber half the money and then pocketing the other half for himself?
 
2010-09-27 06:50:19 AM
Also, don't get excited that she's wearing a thong, guys, it's the Australian word for flip-flops.
 
2010-09-27 06:53:26 AM
Jynnjynn: Maybe she thought if she took her top off no one would remember what her face looked like to identify her?

It might work. They couldn't remember how much money she took.
 
2010-09-27 06:53:38 AM
Police said the woman then removed her top, exposing a black bikini top, before running to a waiting getaway car. She was last seen driving off on Vanderlin Drive in a maroon Mitsubishi Magna.

She is described as Caucasian with dark hair, below shoulder length, and was wearing a maroon top, brown shorts and thongs.


Headline misleading. I wouldn't necessarily consider that stripping.

/-1
 
2010-09-27 06:56:37 AM
aphexcoil: I've always wondered ... what's to stop someone in the process of getting robbed from giving the robber half the money and then pocketing the other half for himself?

Usually a gun, or in this case, a knife.
 
2010-09-27 07:04:32 AM
GISing for "bikini bandit" sure was a great way to start the day.
 
2010-09-27 07:10:49 AM
Actual best robber ever:

www.sydlexia.com
 
2010-09-27 07:18:37 AM
She was wearing multiple thongs?
 
2010-09-27 07:21:53 AM
Merus: Also, don't get excited that she's wearing a thong, guys, it's the Australian word for flip-flops.

Ah, that's why she was wearing more than one
 
2010-09-27 07:24:40 AM
superfun111: Actual best robber ever:
[pic]

www.bruce-campbell.com

Disagrees, but would be willing to consider a partnership
 
2010-09-27 07:25:39 AM
Yesterday afternoon, staff at the Subway restaurant were not able to say how much money was missing, as they...

... weren't sure the total should include their own dollar bills they stuffed in her waistband.
 
2010-09-27 07:26:01 AM
She is described as Caucasian with dark hair, below shoulder length, and was wearing a maroon top, and has fabulous bresteses.
 
2010-09-27 07:30:43 AM
GIS for bikini bandit:

babesmedia.entertainment.ign.com

Bonus for the Autolycus and the Sexy Carmen Sandiego pics, too.
 
2010-09-27 07:43:53 AM
cantsleep: Mattyb710: Just FYI: People who submit the articles the Fark aren't (usually) the ones who write them.

Nope. They're just the ones who underestimate and overuse words like "Greatest" and "Ever".


You mean Cracked videos?
 
2010-09-27 07:44:22 AM
1) A KNIFE? I bet the ones behind the counter at Subway were bigger.
2) $500?? @ 11am Thats a Busy Farking Subway.

aphexcoil: I've always wondered ... what's to stop someone in the process of getting robbed from giving the robber half the money and then pocketing the other half for himself?

The thought of getting arrested over $250 they find in your pocket after a robbery.

Seriously I don't understand petty theft, when I was younger and working Fast Food I was the opening manager 2 times in 30 days when the store was broken into in the middle of the night and the safe was emptied. Since I was the new guy, and lived across the street, even tho I was the guy that called the cops, they assumed I did it. I flat out told the cops, "I know what we keep in the safe at night it's NOT WORTH IT!"

/CSB
 
2010-09-27 07:53:46 AM
Perhaps some wierd publicity stunt?

Link (new window)
 
2010-09-27 08:03:29 AM
"She ... threw a bag over the counter, asking the attendant to fill it with money"

A bag? For 500 bucks?
 
2010-09-27 08:16:04 AM
cretinbob: taking off you shirt and having a bikini top on underneath is not a strip tease. You need to get out more subby.
Hell you don't even need to get out, just google "striptease"


Well, hate to say it, "stripteasing" usually starts by removing outerwear. I've had plenty a good teases just by a woman stripping to lingerie. Plus, the tease can last a lot longer.

/do agree $500 is pretty steep.
//oh wait, isn't that in AUS dollars?
///I support single moms, $1 at a time.
 
2010-09-27 08:23:11 AM
Officer- "What color were her eyes?"
Employee- "She had eyes?"
 
2010-09-27 08:27:55 AM
aphexcoil: I've always wondered ... what's to stop someone in the process of getting robbed from giving the robber half the money and then pocketing the other half for himself?

Good plan. Either that or go upside that biatch's head with a five dollar.
 
2010-09-27 08:28:15 AM
DjangoStonereaver - photo is taken from a video to a Bong Ra track - Can You Dig It! featuring the Bikini Bandits

And here it is for your enjoyment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZCbkITjeAU
 
2010-09-27 08:55:09 AM
Mom?
 
2010-09-27 08:56:27 AM
Citygent: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZCbkITjeAU

Link (new window)

Links, there for a reason.
 
2010-09-27 08:57:41 AM
Mattyb710: cretinbob: taking off you shirt and having a bikini top on underneath is not a strip tease. You need to get out more subby.
Hell you don't even need to get out, just google "striptease"

Just FYI: People who submit the articles the Fark aren't (usually) the ones who write them.


Just FYI: Can you please explain the proper way to submit articles the Fark?
 
2010-09-27 09:00:03 AM
gregory311: Mattyb710: cretinbob: taking off you shirt and having a bikini top on underneath is not a strip tease. You need to get out more subby.
Hell you don't even need to get out, just google "striptease"

Just FYI: People who submit the articles the Fark aren't (usually) the ones who write them.

Just FYI: Can you please explain the proper way to submit articles the Fark?


First step, pay the fee to be a Total Farker...
Next?
Profit.

/something like that
 
2010-09-27 09:09:19 AM
I was at a 7-11 one day and this chick pulled up in a van, got out and walked into the store buck naked. She walked up to the cashier and demanded money. The cashier was an older foreign lady and appeared freaked out by the whole thing and just opened up the register and handed her cash. Then naked lady walked back to her van and drove off.

Since this is Fark, here are my preemptive answers to forthcoming questions:

- Blond.

- Yes, she was hot.

- Yes, on the carpet/drape question.

- No, there was no place she could conceal a weapon without the use of some sort of lubricant.

- No, did not ask for her number. You don't stick your *** in crazy.

-
 
2010-09-27 09:11:41 AM
More likely, she came in, took her top off, the male employees gave her a bunch of cash, and she left. Then they thought to themselves, why not just say she had a knife? And they emptied the register.
 
2010-09-27 09:15:32 AM
Wow, you farkers are slipping. All this time into the thread and no one posts a picture of her?

How can the subby be sure it's the best robber? Just because she has on a black bikini top doesn't mean that she was attractive. Or that anyone would have been titillated to see her bewbs on the glass windows in front of the food they might have purchased.

Duuummmbbb
 
2010-09-27 09:16:39 AM
Liese: Wow, you farkers are slipping. All this time into the thread and no one posts a picture of her?

How can the subby be sure it's the best robber? Just because she has on a black bikini top doesn't mean that she was attractive. Or that anyone would have been titillated to see her bewbs on the glass windows in front of the food they might have purchased.

Duuummmbbb


Yet your post doesn't include a picture of her. Thanks for helping out.
 
2010-09-27 09:24:09 AM
I'm going to take a wild guess and say that there probably aren't any pictures of her, at least not from the robbery. She might have a facebook account though.
 
2010-09-27 09:25:55 AM
Benni K Rok: I'm going to take a wild guess and say that there probably aren't any pictures of her, at least not from the robbery. She might have a facebook account though.

50/50 odds there's a pic on her Fark profile.
 
2010-09-27 09:35:33 AM
Jynnjynn: Maybe she thought if she took her top off no one would remember what her face looked like to identify her?

It worked for Trixie in Deadwood.
 
2010-09-27 09:37:54 AM
"maroon top, brown shorts and thongs"
hahaha the reporter was so excited to write thong he had to drool and write "thongs." sweet sweet thongs *someone please post a pick of homer drooling*
 
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