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(Chicago Breaking News)   Suburban middle school girls spike teacher's coffee with hydrochloric acid.   ( divider line
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2001-10-11 10:49:18 AM  
Here's your apple, Teach...
2001-10-11 10:49:29 AM  
Youch. The best part of waking up...
2001-10-11 10:49:41 AM  
Good googly moogly. Those biatches need to be expelled.
2001-10-11 10:51:05 AM  
Now that is just plain wrong!
No coffee should EVER be tainted.
It is a nectar and therefore holy!
2001-10-11 10:51:18 AM  
Is this related to the terrorist attacks?
2001-10-11 10:52:53 AM  
I thought you were supposed to spike your teachers coffee with another kind of acid.
2001-10-11 10:54:08 AM  
"Now children, this acid, the one right next to my coffee, please don't touch it while I'm paying no attention to you because I am in the hallway. Also, double homework tonight."
2001-10-11 10:54:33 AM  
Yes, they were foreign and could hardly speak english. All schools in the US have now been closed because of the possiblilty of other attacks.
2001-10-11 10:55:58 AM  
Okay, now, I didn't like my high-school chemistry teacher very much, but jeez, that's a little extreme. From a parental perspective, I don't believe in child abuse, but if that was MY kid, they'd have an awful lot of difficulty sitting down for a good long while once they got out of juvi -- and that'd only be after the court let 'em out, because -I- damn sure wouldn't. By the by, RBCP, Crunch says hi.
2001-10-11 10:56:05 AM  
The little teases. I love it when they play hard to get.
2001-10-11 11:00:43 AM  
Why is the phrase "mandatory post-term abortion" coming to mind suddenly?
2001-10-11 11:01:35 AM  
No wonder no one wants to be a teacher anymore.
2001-10-11 11:08:00 AM  
"We've secretly switched our teahers usual brand of Folger's Crystals to Hydrolic Acid, Let's watch"
2001-10-11 11:09:39 AM  
either those two are horribly malicious and evil, or they're just completely stupid...

either way, i don't think i'd ever want to even be in the same building as them
2001-10-11 11:13:11 AM  
the choice of the "scary" tag is perfect...

Rbcp, you made me lol !

2001-10-11 11:13:12 AM  
Those girls need a madatory shot to the back of their head with a small bullet. None is that stupid. If they were their deaths would end some pretty bad genes from being spread around.
2001-10-11 11:13:25 AM  
I took a jar of pure Sodium form Chemistry when I was in high school. That stuff explodes in water. Too cool. Bet I couldn't get away with that today.
2001-10-11 11:16:21 AM  
we dropped a 2 lb brick of sodium off a bridge, into a lake....the whole lake was's was scary...we ran
2001-10-11 11:16:57 AM  
Good to the last tongue dropping on the floor.
2001-10-11 11:19:50 AM  
Yay, I found waldo!
2001-10-11 11:20:10 AM  
jeez... I love it when people take it up on themselselves to create the funniest one-liner to each headline.
2001-10-11 11:25:45 AM  
Twenty buck says these biatches claim the teacher molested them as their defense.
2001-10-11 11:39:51 AM  
Must've watched "Teaching Mrs. Tingle" or whatever it was called.
2001-10-11 11:41:09 AM  
Pardon the corny cliche, but "Where's Waldo?" hahahah
2001-10-11 11:44:31 AM  
Ummm if I was a teacher and I left hydrochloric acid and my coffee unattended, I think I'd have tested the coffee with some litmus paper when I got back...
2001-10-11 11:44:51 AM  
I'd like to take this moment to point out to any of you fops who were biatching a week or two ago about the dead k9 dog who was holding down a "poor defenseless lil 12 year old girl" and "how bad that was sniff sniff", etc. and all that crap.

here are 12 and 13 year old girls with pre-meditated murder attempts.

Get the picture yet?

age doesn't discriminate with crime.
2001-10-11 11:47:06 AM  
Kill them, kill them both.

nah, that's just a line from Raiders, however, a severe case of ass-whoop is called for.
2001-10-11 11:48:11 AM  
sounds like a bad case of triple P on the teachers part. they used to lock that stuff up to remove the temtation when i was in school.
2001-10-11 11:50:21 AM  

Though I don't think anyone would defend what the girls did, I think it's a little extreme to call it pre-meditated murder. It was likely a very ill-advised prank, the consequences of which the girls didn't fully understand.

Regardless, it was definitely assault, and the girls should definitely be expelled for that shiat.
2001-10-11 11:54:40 AM  
When I was in school a kid spiked a teacher's coffee with phenylalanine or iodine or somesuch. Every day for weeks and weeks and weeks.

The teacher eventually got sick and it was found out.

He died a couple years later of cancer. Unrelated, I'm sure.
2001-10-11 11:59:12 AM  
Hrrrmm...i just was wondering why would you just set down the HCl right on your desk...if this was a science class, wouldn't there be a table with all the other beakers of Anthrax and such...

Oh wait, we're talking about Aurora...nevermind
2001-10-11 12:02:49 PM  
So what next? What happened to the teacher? Do these girls take the short bus?

Boy that's going to leave a mark on that scary Permanent Record!
2001-10-11 12:10:34 PM  
Hangings too good for them!
Burnings too good for them!
they should be torn into little bitty pieces,
And buried alive!!!!!
2001-10-11 12:11:52 PM  
This is Aurora we are talking about here - it is not the nicest neighborhood, that much is certain. I wonder which street gang those girls are in?

Aurora blows - the cops are dicks there, too! I know this because I have to pay the bullshiat ticket they gave me by 10-22 (for having my front windows tinted of all things) - maybe now they will have something better to do for a while...
2001-10-11 12:19:50 PM  
Yes, the cops in Aurora are farking idiots...I'd be pissed too if I had to live or work there...
2001-10-11 12:30:35 PM  
Ah yes, the "old hydrochloric acid in the coffee" gag. Kids will be kids!
2001-10-11 12:42:18 PM  
i know i'm not the only here, but have you ever took swimming pool acid (in like a milk or gatorade bottle) and dropped tin-foil in it, put the cap back on, shook it up, and ran?
2001-10-11 12:51:41 PM  
Expelled ???? these farking biatches need to in JAIL..... attempted MURDER!!!

age means nothing when it is like this.......
2001-10-11 12:51:46 PM  
As much as the concept scares me, there is just more and more evidence of the need to screen for a sort of "Parenting Licence."
And the fact that it's looking like a good idea scares me more.
2001-10-11 01:00:14 PM  
Concept for any entrepreneurs out there: The coffee mug lock top.
2001-10-11 01:06:36 PM  
biatches... poor guy, I hope he's ok... good thing he didn't swallow it. That could have sucked. And good for the girls that he didn't swallow it. I wonder if they laughed when they saw his face of pain. I agree with Augie: jail is the only thing these girls need, and not juvi, because they will be out when they are 18. They knew exactly what would happen here, I knew when I was like 4 what hydrochloric acid could do to you. That just wasn't cool
2001-10-11 01:08:03 PM  
Psycho biatches!!...but seriously, how strong could have that acid really been. They don't allow strong concentrations of that stuff around kids. When i was in middle school we use to put a puddle of that stuff in our hands and watch differents items fizzle. Yeah our hand itched for a day...but it was least for a 12 year old
2001-10-11 01:13:47 PM  
I could hold a bowling ball in my hand and it wouldnt hurt much either goodsizeal, but I wouldnt suggest swallowing it eh?

The acid would have burned out his throat and lungs and if he did live long enough to get to a hospital would have spent the rest of his life on a respirator machine.

kill the biatches, make a statement.
2001-10-11 01:14:23 PM  
Aren't our digestive juices mostly Hydrochloric acid? It thought they were. Maybe he should have just swallowed really fast and he would have had a mild case of heartburn?
2001-10-11 01:25:03 PM  
2001-10-11 01:50:50 PM  
I agree wholeheartedly Dmonseed.

rock on.
2001-10-11 01:53:06 PM  
OK, as a former chemistry teacherlet me pint these things out... (don't take any of this as an excuse for the little biatches who should be punished to the fullest extent o fteh law.)

1. The teacher shouldn't have had food of any kind in a classroom where chemicals are being used. Period. Stupid man.

2. The teacher certainly shouldn't have left his food unattended in the presence of students. Stupid man.

3. Swallowing it would not have hurt him any more than he already was. Gastric "juice" IS hydrochloric acid, and it's fairly strong! That's why heartburn hurts. The acid is backing up the esophagus.
2001-10-11 01:55:40 PM  
Well, I admit I got tired of reading posts before posting so I didn't see Goodsize or Grasshopper's.

KAlkin, your teacher was a farking idiot if he let you put HCl in your hands regardless of how dilute it was. The acid may have burned his throat but his lungs?
2001-10-11 02:02:17 PM  
Kalkin: Nice reference to a previous discussion!

These are spiteful, mean, uncaring little biznitches who need to learn the meaning of authoritah!
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2001-10-11 02:02:52 PM  
GrassHopper: There are acids in your stomic (not sure what kinds) but there are very little, and the stomach can handle it. Like when you vomit, your throut hurts, or an anerexics teeth. The acid is getting to it.

Also, the acid couldn't be swallowed fast enough.

And now for something completely different: the one liner.
"Gee, this cream does go sour fast..."
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