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(Some Guy)   Biggest whiner in the world gets pulled over by two female cops in bikinis, ends up getting out of a ticket, and still complains to the police department. "I was very angry; I was shaking"   (koat.com) divider line 115
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2010-09-24 07:12:09 PM  
Thats just ... sad. Very very sad.

/Pussification of America... etc
 
2010-09-24 07:12:10 PM  
Boobies?

/I can haz?
 
2010-09-24 07:12:58 PM  
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-09-24 07:13:10 PM  
"I was very angry; I was shaking it, and didn't have time to finish."
 
2010-09-24 07:13:20 PM  
I was half-expecting the officers to be men in Speedos but no. Jesus, what a douche.
 
2010-09-24 07:13:29 PM  
images.rottentomatoes.com
 
2010-09-24 07:14:04 PM  
"Emotional distress" lawsuit in 3...2...
 
2010-09-24 07:14:50 PM  
Is he deaf? Did he not hear the "bow chicka wow-wow" playing in the background?
 
2010-09-24 07:15:13 PM  
I Googled bikini cop and the first thing I get is that fark article about that fatass cop washing that damn cop car. What's the term for this incident?
 
2010-09-24 07:15:47 PM  
Let's reserve judgement on Mr. Spilca. We have no idea what the officers looked like.
 
2010-09-24 07:16:36 PM  
i'd kill to be pulled over my two female cops in bikinis, this guy is obviously a eunuch, or likes cocks deep inside his ass.
 
2010-09-24 07:16:58 PM  
Gay doesn't even begin to address this.
 
2010-09-24 07:17:10 PM  
Now this is a story worth . . .

www.heraldtimesonline.com

never mind
 
2010-09-24 07:17:30 PM  
Female cops in bikinis(with handcuffs) Where I come from you pay extra for that kind of action.
 
2010-09-24 07:17:37 PM  
Spilca said he was drinking water from a bottle that looks like a bottle of alcohol.

Well why were you doing that img1.fark.net? Trolling for bikini-cops, no doubt.
 
2010-09-24 07:17:54 PM  
Biggest whiner in the world gets pulled over by two female cops in bikinis, ends up getting out of a ticket, and still complains to the police department. "I was very angry; I was shaking"

You know how I know you are gay?
 
2010-09-24 07:18:29 PM  
darth_nick23: i'd kill to be pulled over my two female cops in bikinis, this guy is obviously a eunuch, or likes cocks deep inside his ass.

AbbeySomeone: Gay doesn't even begin to address this.

And I was trying to be polite.
No, not new here.
 
2010-09-24 07:18:44 PM  
"I was very angry; I was shaking"

You were ravenously gay.

/Just a hunch
//Lady cops?!?
///Isn't that standard hetero fantasy number 3?
////Better frisk me again, Ma'am. Ya mighta missed something.
 
2010-09-24 07:19:15 PM  
Ditto: Is he deaf? Did he not hear the "bow chicka wow-wow" playing in the background?

exactly

officer, you look hot in that bikini, would you like me to cool you down with my water
 
2010-09-24 07:20:16 PM  
Summer Glau's Love Slave: Isn't that standard hetero fantasy number 3?

Right behind naughty school girl and nurse.

/right behind huhuhuhurr
 
2010-09-24 07:20:18 PM  
pvd021: I Googled bikini cop and the first thing I get is that fark article about that fatass cop washing that damn cop car. What's the term for this incident?

fark block?
 
2010-09-24 07:21:05 PM  
insane_idoru: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Isn't that standard hetero fantasy number 3?

Right behind naughty school girl and nurse.

/right behind huhuhuhurr


which is right behind 2 girls at the same time
 
2010-09-24 07:21:37 PM  
That sounds like the beginning of 2 out of 3 pornos.
 
2010-09-24 07:22:16 PM  
this guy is an idiot
 
2010-09-24 07:22:53 PM  
GIS "Bikini cops" . . . not as awesome as I thought it would be . . .
 
2010-09-24 07:22:55 PM  
Maybe they had sharp knees??
 
2010-09-24 07:26:55 PM  
The on-duty uniformed officer in question...
www.wearysloth.com
 
2010-09-24 07:28:12 PM  
Inaditch

I agree completely. To assume this man to be a pervert with the information we have seems kind of rude. He may be a straight man that prefers to see women dress more conservatively, or he may simply believe those women were specimens of inadequate quality for that degree of exposure.
 
2010-09-24 07:28:27 PM  
Knucklepopper: I was half-expecting the officers to be men in Speedos but no. Jesus, what a douche.

Since we have no pictures of the officers in question, biologically you may be wrong, but visually you may have been correct.
 
2010-09-24 07:28:28 PM  
They probably had crewcuts and matching "C*nt Puncher" tattoos.
 
2010-09-24 07:29:05 PM  
I'm guessing he had to be at the gym in 26 minutes
 
2010-09-24 07:30:15 PM  
You know, there was this one time a rather cute border patrol lady that thought I had "very nice blue eyes" decided the cab of my truck needed some "extra inspecting"
 
2010-09-24 07:30:16 PM  
Who in the hell would be shaking mad after not getting a ticket after being stopped when you admit it looked like you were doinf something wrong ( he admits that it looked like he had an open container of alcohol while driving)?

Alas, once the paper contacted the police about the incident and were told that off-duty officers routinely are called in to duty to help out, why would they print an article about the non-incident?
 
2010-09-24 07:30:37 PM  
Maybe they were fat chick cops? I hear a lot of female cops are lesbians, and well, lesbians usually aren't attractive in real life.
 
2010-09-24 07:30:51 PM  
sydlexia.com
 
2010-09-24 07:30:59 PM  
Sensitiveborderarea: Inaditch

I agree completely. To assume this man to be a pervert with the information we have seems kind of rude. He may be a straight man that prefers to see women dress more conservatively, or he may simply believe those women were specimens of inadequate quality for that degree of exposure.


Maybe he just doesn't like the chicks chasing him to be carrying guns.
 
2010-09-24 07:31:37 PM  
12 friggin percent of complaints are PROVEN to be true. That is like 1 in 8 complaints about officers are spot on. And a ton more they just have no "Proof" they are true but can not prove they are not indeed true.

To me that seems a bit like those officers need a bit of retraining or a civil oversight group watching them.

/not defending this douche in the least
//tired of cops getting away with crimes I would go to prison for
 
2010-09-24 07:32:16 PM  
AbbeySomeone: darth_nick23: i'd kill to be pulled over my two female cops in bikinis, this guy is obviously a eunuch, or likes cocks deep inside his ass.

AbbeySomeone: Gay doesn't even begin to address this.

And I was trying to be polite.
No, not new here.


To put it in South Park terms, this is past Mr. Garrison-gay. Past Big Gay Al-gay. This even sounds like it's past Mr. Slave-gay.

Is there even such a thing as exponentially gay? Gay on a logarithmic scale?


/ Dude.
 
2010-09-24 07:32:19 PM  
No Sad tag, subby?

What, did this clown have a lint collection to rearrange or something?
 
2010-09-24 07:32:31 PM  

Bulletproof vest for the ladies:


img838.imageshack.us

 
2010-09-24 07:33:13 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: No Sad tag, subby?

What, did this clown have a lint collection to rearrange or something?


had to catch up on his knitting.
 
2010-09-24 07:33:27 PM  
Anyone else notice that someone failed on the headline for the article?

Internal Revenue Office Conducts Investigation On Complaint
 
2010-09-24 07:35:40 PM  
Oldiron_79: You know, there was this one time a rather cute border patrol lady that thought I had "very nice blue eyes" decided the cab of my truck needed some "extra inspecting"

Go on...
 
2010-09-24 07:37:37 PM  
Andrew Wiggin: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: No Sad tag, subby?

What, did this clown have a lint collection to rearrange or something?

had to catch up on his knitting.


Had 26 minutes to get to the gym.
 
2010-09-24 07:38:36 PM  
I'd pay good money for that scenario. Harass me, baby.
 
2010-09-24 07:39:08 PM  
FTA: "Spilca said he was drinking water from a bottle that looks like a bottle of alcohol. The officer did not give him a ticket, but Spilca filed a citizen's complaint with the Internal Review Office more than two months after the incident."

Any Albuquerque Farkers wanna bet he's been talking to Ray Twohig?
 
2010-09-24 07:39:30 PM  
Now come on people. The article does not mention if they were hot or not. What if they weighed 400 pounds each? Wouldn't YOU whine about having to see that? Why, YES YOU WOULD.
 
2010-09-24 07:39:50 PM  
iamdonovan: Oldiron_79: You know, there was this one time a rather cute border patrol lady that thought I had "very nice blue eyes" decided the cab of my truck needed some "extra inspecting"

Go on...


So she asked if I was into handcuffs and such and I'm like Hell yes.
 
2010-09-24 07:40:14 PM  
Andrew Wiggin: had to catch up on his knitting.

LonMead: Had 26 minutes to get to the gym.

I wouldn't rule out the acquisition of a new ham radio.

That shiat gets people CUH-RAZY.
 
2010-09-24 07:40:46 PM  
Constance Velocity: Now come on people. The article does not mention if they were hot or not. What if they weighed 400 pounds each? Wouldn't YOU whine about having to see that? Why, YES YOU WOULD.

Male farkers are all chubby chasers.

/roll her in flour
 
2010-09-24 07:41:23 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I wouldn't rule out the acquisition of a new ham radio.

That shiat gets people CUH-RAZY.


Metal detector.
 
2010-09-24 07:41:48 PM  
seumasokelly: Who in the hell would be shaking mad after not getting a ticket after being stopped when you admit it looked like you were doinf something wrong ( he admits that it looked like he had an open container of alcohol while driving)?

Alas, once the paper contacted the police about the incident and were told that off-duty officers routinely are called in to duty to help out, why would they print an article about the non-incident?


For rthe same reason it made fark. Bikini Cops
 
Ral
2010-09-24 07:43:15 PM  
uncletogie: To put it in South Park terms, this is past Mr. Garrison-gay. Past Big Gay Al-gay. This even sounds like it's past Mr. Slave-gay.

i.crackedcdn.com

Hard Gay level gay.

/ironically that guy isn't actually gay
 
2010-09-24 07:45:44 PM  
insane_idoru: Metal detector.

"These jackbooted thugs kept me from finding doubloons. DOUBLOONS."

/also, howdy there!
 
2010-09-24 07:51:12 PM  
This is pretty pathetic for the daily cop-hate thread.
I'm sure you guys will come up with something better tomorrow.
 
2010-09-24 07:54:27 PM  
Ral: uncletogie: To put it in South Park terms, this is past Mr. Garrison-gay. Past Big Gay Al-gay. This even sounds like it's past Mr. Slave-gay.



Hard Gay level gay.

/ironically that guy isn't actually gay


Wait, Razor Ramon? No wonder he hit the sauce so damned much.
 
2010-09-24 07:54:35 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: also, howdy there!

O HAI!
 
2010-09-24 07:55:45 PM  
He filed the complaint 2 months after the incident? What a moron
 
2010-09-24 07:56:34 PM  
I can understand being angry about being chased by chicks with guns (kinda, not really), but seriously. Why does your water bottle look like a bottle of booze? And, I never thought I'd say this, but the cops were doing their jobs. They didn't taze you, arrest you, or even ticket you.

Walk it off.
 
2010-09-24 08:10:22 PM  
I said-

Beat me with your Rhythm Stick


then make me a sammich
 
2010-09-24 08:11:17 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Andrew Wiggin: had to catch up on his knitting.

LonMead: Had 26 minutes to get to the gym.

I wouldn't rule out the acquisition of a new ham radio.

That shiat gets people CUH-RAZY.


Most hams I know would ruin the new rig with drool if stopped by two female cops in bikinis.


/73's
 
2010-09-24 08:14:09 PM  
insane_idoru: O HAI!

Good to see you making the rounds!


ravenlore: Most hams I know would ruin the new rig with drool if stopped by two female cops in bikinis.

Hmmm... maybe there was a Sea-Monkey emergency back home that he had to tend to?

If they don't get Sea Chow on time, man... lemme tell ya...
 
2010-09-24 08:16:44 PM  
Frantic Freddie: FTA: "Spilca said he was drinking water from a bottle that looks like a bottle of alcohol. The officer did not give him a ticket, but Spilca filed a citizen's complaint with the Internal Review Office more than two months after the incident."

Any Albuquerque Farkers wanna bet he's been talking to Ray Twohig?


or...

www.nmbar.org
 
2010-09-24 08:19:11 PM  
or...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-09-24 08:22:17 PM  
Hmmm....

Bottle of water that looks like a vodka bottle? Check

Map of said state's freeway system? Check

Take a few vacation days off work? Check.

See ya later.
 
2010-09-24 08:22:29 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: insane_idoru: O HAI!

Good to see you making the rounds!

ravenlore: Most hams I know would ruin the new rig with drool if stopped by two female cops in bikinis.

Hmmm... maybe there was a Sea-Monkey emergency back home that he had to tend to?

If they don't get Sea Chow on time, man... lemme tell ya...

amberface.files.wordpress.com

Almost like a... crime!

static.sportsuntapped.com
"Honest, officer, this is why I had water in a liquor bottle..."
 
2010-09-24 08:23:27 PM  
albuquerquehalsey[/b[

Low-life scum-suckers,all 3 of 'em.

I know the Cravens.
 
2010-09-24 08:32:58 PM  
Ral: uncletogie: To put it in South Park terms, this is past Mr. Garrison-gay. Past Big Gay Al-gay. This even sounds like it's past Mr. Slave-gay.



Hard Gay level gay.

/ironically that guy isn't actually gay


I know I've heard of Hard Gay somewhere, but I am terrified to do a GIS to confirm.
 
2010-09-24 08:37:37 PM  
You guys must be pretty hard up if all it takes is a bikini for you to forgo your rights
 
2010-09-24 08:38:12 PM  
I may have hidden some stolen goods down the front of my pants...
www.todaysfast.com
You may want to frisk me again
www.todaysfast.com
 
2010-09-24 08:41:21 PM  
ScotterOtter: You guys must be pretty hard up if all it takes is a bikini for you to forgo your rights

And handcuffs. Don't forget the handcuffs.

ecx.images-amazon.com
dated a female cop for a while.
mmmm... handcuffs...
 
2010-09-24 08:44:03 PM  
ScotterOtter: You guys must be pretty hard up if all it takes is a bikini for you to forgo your rights

pfft, i'd sell out my family just to get to see big tits in a sweater
 
2010-09-24 08:47:56 PM  
pics or it didn't happen
 
2010-09-24 08:58:51 PM  
what a boner head
 
2010-09-24 08:59:06 PM  
home.comcast.net
Ooh! Ooh!

/This one is just for the Fark old timers.
//Those under 55 may proceed to the next post.
 
2010-09-24 08:59:48 PM  
ScotterOtter: You guys must be pretty hard up if all it takes is a bikini for you to forgo your rights

His rights weren't truly violated, unlike your rectum.
 
2010-09-24 09:11:29 PM  
Was he shaking all night long?
 
2010-09-24 09:23:05 PM  
Shadow Blasko: Thats just ... sad. Very very sad.

/Pussification of America... etc


More like the subby is a pussy. Women in bikinis are apparently a godsend when they're annoying and/or threatening? He filed a complaint. That's all. Pretty small potatoes, and of course, that they were in bikinis is simply a detail you can choose to add to the situation for flavoring but really has no bearing on the matter.

Unless you turn into some quivering dumbass around women in bikinis. Women! Skin! Oh my!
 
2010-09-24 09:35:54 PM  
What was Sidney Crosby doing in Albuquerque?
 
2010-09-24 09:39:29 PM  
uncletogie: AbbeySomeone: darth_nick23: i'd kill to be pulled over my two female cops in bikinis, this guy is obviously a eunuch, or likes cocks deep inside his ass.

AbbeySomeone: Gay doesn't even begin to address this.

And I was trying to be polite.
No, not new here.

To put it in South Park terms, this is past Mr. Garrison-gay. Past Big Gay Al-gay. This even sounds like it's past Mr. Slave-gay.

Is there even such a thing as exponentially gay? Gay on a logarithmic scale?


/ Dude.


You are a farking idiot. The next time I'm at the beach and see a bunch of women in bikinis, I will have to be 18 divided by 3 gay. For some reason, I don't want to bang every woman who is in a bikini. But hey, if you don't wanna pick your spots, you can tell me that seeing all of them is better than seeing only the few you find attractive, and only then will I assume that you're part of the 90 percent of people who are hetro.
 
2010-09-24 09:39:33 PM  
Sensitiveborderarea: Inaditch

I agree completely. To assume this man to be a pervert with the information we have seems kind of rude. He may be a straight man that prefers to see women dress more conservatively, or he may simply believe those women were specimens of inadequate quality for that degree of exposure.


Or he was just a butthurt douche grasping at straws to file a complaint. Even if they were hideous, he can't really complain. If he had gotten shot instead of pulled over, I bet he would have been A-ok with bikini cops helping him out.
 
2010-09-24 09:41:47 PM  
Must've hit that wicked left on the big I. Farking ABQ. Wish I was there instead of RR.
 
2010-09-24 09:50:08 PM  
Digitalstrange: seumasokelly: Who in the hell would be shaking mad after not getting a ticket after being stopped when you admit it looked like you were doinf something wrong ( he admits that it looked like he had an open container of alcohol while driving)?

Alas, once the paper contacted the police about the incident and were told that off-duty officers routinely are called in to duty to help out, why would they print an article about the non-incident?

For rthe same reason it made fark. Bikini Cops


Yeah, but without pics, that's kinda useless as a paper-seller. "There were police in bikinis, we don't have pictures, and then nothing happened."

/just read my post, that "Alas" should read "also".
 
2010-09-24 10:04:37 PM  
Dear Penthouse,

I never believed your stories, until it happened to me...

images7.yandy.com
(actual true photo of the one of the cops)
 
2010-09-24 10:12:17 PM  
As a former resident of Albuquerque, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Kelly's Apricot Ale FTW
 
2010-09-24 10:15:43 PM  
Oldiron_79: into hand

GO ON!!!
 
2010-09-24 10:25:46 PM  
I'm still having trouble picturing where they holstered their guns in their bikini's.

Must have left a horrible looking bulge.
 
2010-09-24 10:30:58 PM  
I've been soooooo bad, officer. Maybe you should pin me down somehow, like sitting on me, while your partner frisks me? I deserve a long frisk...

www.3wishes.com


/You know how I know about half of farkers have caught the ghey? Because you could post jokes and pics of hot womenz, and you'd rather argue about bullshiat. You're as bad as the @zzholes who try and introduce political arguements into EVERY thread. You're boring! And coated in a sticky film of ghey.
 
2010-09-24 10:32:23 PM  
Oldiron_79: You know, there was this one time a rather cute border patrol lady that thought I had "very nice blue eyes" decided the cab of my truck needed some "extra inspecting"

And then she went back to Canada, right ?

;0
 
2010-09-24 10:34:01 PM  
Hey, Mr Spilca:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-09-24 10:34:41 PM  
I thought cops in bikinis were only flights of fancy in music videos.

I guess Lil Wayne had the right idea in his "Mrs. Officer" video :)
 
2010-09-24 10:35:05 PM  
Pardon me, there seems to have been a tx error. She, the bikini-clad woman who stopped him, asked "What do you have to drink?" In the present tense? Like, in a sense that by any red-blooded male (and some red-blooded women) could've just as well been interpreted as a request - not for past-tense information but perhaps towards present-tense interaction? No tension in it though.

....and all that he, the uberdouche, could say was a sheepish, mumbled, "....water." and then go crying to mommy nanny-state?

Jeez what a douche.

Whatever happened to good old honest raunchy values?
 
2010-09-24 10:45:13 PM  
Gimbal: Pardon me, there seems to have been a tx error. She, the bikini-clad woman who stopped him, asked "What do you have to drink?" In the present tense? Like, in a sense that by any red-blooded male (and some red-blooded women) could've just as well been interpreted as a request - not for past-tense information but perhaps towards present-tense interaction? No tension in it though.

....;


Zactly. The correct response was, "Nothing on me, but jump in and we can make margaritas back at my place. Bring your friend and the tanning oil."
 
2010-09-24 10:46:39 PM  
i86.photobucket.com

Approves
 
2010-09-24 11:24:41 PM  
jake_lex: Approves

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2010-09-24 11:36:12 PM  
So even female officers in bikinis will act like douchebags? Not news.
 
2010-09-24 11:56:10 PM  
C'mon people this thread had real potential. Some ideas:

allthingsspanking.com

www.racycostumes.com
 
2010-09-24 11:59:12 PM  
www.themelissapass.com
 
2010-09-25 12:01:25 AM  
aw man, broken image.

I'll try it again.

img641.imageshack.us

Thank you Vanessa of Northbrook (new window)
 
2010-09-25 12:11:55 AM  
I gotta ask have any of u wishing to be frisked been frisked its really uncomfortable

/why yes i do own handcuffs
 
2010-09-25 12:17:05 AM  
I guarantee you they were ugly as shiat.
 
2010-09-25 01:36:52 AM  
beowulf980: I gotta ask have any of u wishing to be frisked been frisked its really uncomfortable

/why yes i do own handcuffs


Did you flinch when he grabbed your balls, or was it the thrill of a lifetime?
 
2010-09-25 02:38:44 AM  
Actual quote from TFVideo in TFA:
Reporter: "But they were wearing T-shirts over their bikini tops, right?"
Whiner: "Yeah, but you could see everything!"

farktard moron.
 
2010-09-25 02:39:18 AM  
s4.hubimg.com
images.starcraftmazter.net
captionsearch.com
/dat ass
 
2010-09-25 02:44:15 AM  
img638.imageshack.us
img13.imageshack.us

/not hot, unlike Shyla
 
2010-09-25 02:49:09 AM  
Gyrfalcon: beowulf980: I gotta ask have any of u wishing to be frisked been frisked its really uncomfortable

/why yes i do own handcuffs

Did you flinch when he grabbed your balls, or was it the thrill of a lifetime?


Flinched man there is a reason they call that part left right center hold holy f**k ur hands are cold
 
2010-09-25 08:33:53 AM  
Kazrath: 12 friggin percent of complaints are PROVEN to be true. That is like 1 in 8 complaints about officers are spot on. And a ton more they just have no "Proof" they are true but can not prove they are not indeed true.

To me that seems a bit like those officers need a bit of retraining or a civil oversight group watching them.

/not defending this douche in the least
//tired of cops getting away with crimes I would go to prison for


Its crazy. I wonder who carries out the investigations when complaints are filed. Other cops?

I wonder if that has any effect on the outcome of these investigations.
 
2010-09-25 10:17:10 AM  
+1. Would speed again.
 
2010-09-25 11:57:57 AM  
Farktologist: Ral: uncletogie: To put it in South Park terms, this is past Mr. Garrison-gay. Past Big Gay Al-gay. This even sounds like it's past Mr. Slave-gay.



Hard Gay level gay.

/ironically that guy isn't actually gay

I know I've heard of Hard Gay somewhere, but I am terrified to do a GIS to confirm.


Japanese comedian / pro wrestler. His stuff is actually pretty hilarious.
 
2010-09-25 12:03:14 PM  
Wow! I live near Albuquerque, but didn't even see this on the 10:00 news. I gotta get in to town more often.

/why, yes officer i was drinking
//wanna join me?
 
2010-09-25 04:54:18 PM  
Like this female cop?
Link (new window)
 
2010-09-25 06:38:51 PM  
howdoibegin: The next time I'm at the beach and see a bunch of women in bikinis, I will have to be 18 divided by 3 gay.

So you're going to German beaches looking for gay sechs?
 
2010-09-25 10:46:22 PM  
And you all forgot the most obvious one, though not in a bikini:

i2.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-26 02:10:49 PM  
The cops started getting suspicious when he'd been pulled over by them six times in the last three hours.
 
2010-09-27 11:40:35 AM  
howdoibegin 2010-09-24 09:39:29 PM

uncletogie: AbbeySomeone: darth_nick23: i'd kill to be pulled over my two female cops in bikinis, this guy is obviously a eunuch, or likes cocks deep inside his ass.

AbbeySomeone: Gay doesn't even begin to address this.

And I was trying to be polite.
No, not new here.

To put it in South Park terms, this is past Mr. Garrison-gay. Past Big Gay Al-gay. This even sounds like it's past Mr. Slave-gay.

Is there even such a thing as exponentially gay? Gay on a logarithmic scale?


/ Dude.

You are a farking idiot. The next time I'm at the beach and see a bunch of women in bikinis, I will have to be 18 divided by 3 gay. For some reason, I don't want to bang every woman who is in a bikini. But hey, if you don't wanna pick your spots, you can tell me that seeing all of them is better than seeing only the few you find attractive, and only then will I assume that you're part of the 90 percent of people who are hetro.


howdoibegin 2010-09-24 09:23:05 PM

Shadow Blasko: Thats just ... sad. Very very sad.

/Pussification of America... etc

More like the subby is a pussy. Women in bikinis are apparently a godsend when they're annoying and/or threatening? He filed a complaint. That's all. Pretty small potatoes, and of course, that they were in bikinis is simply a detail you can choose to add to the situation for flavoring but really has no bearing on the matter.

Unless you turn into some quivering dumbass around women in bikinis. Women! Skin! Oh my!


Uh, you may want to talk to someone about your issues
OR...


LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS.
 
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