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(Some Guy)   Everything you wanted to know about marrying your cousin but were afraid to ask your barefoot moonshine-running uncle   ( divider line
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3188 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Oct 2001 at 3:10 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-13 03:18:39 PM  
Thou shalt be deleted.
2001-10-13 03:21:08 PM  
I'de rather see some shmuck wed his cousin than short,that would just be disgusting at any given time
2001-10-13 03:41:39 PM  
My God, I can't bring myself to go past the front page of that site. I need a shower.
2001-10-13 03:48:35 PM  
LOL.... look at the title of the top poem in the Poetry Forum. Explains everything.
2001-10-13 03:55:49 PM  
I'm from New Jersey. My husband and I went down to Delaware for our marriage license and the woman helping us asked us if we were related in any way. I thought that was funny.
2001-10-13 04:19:50 PM  
reminds me of a line in "married.....with children":

"Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin"
2001-10-13 04:30:54 PM  
Paulie Shore said it in 'Son-In-Law', "Inbreeders...."
2001-10-13 04:54:44 PM  
Is this for real?!
2001-10-13 05:16:42 PM  
Fact: No European country prohibits marriage between first cousins. It is also legal throughout Canada to marry your cousin.

Well,that explains a lot then...
2001-10-13 05:57:23 PM  
at least it's not NAMBLA . . .
2001-10-13 06:01:11 PM  
Darwin was farking his cousin?

well, it does make a lot of sense
2001-10-13 06:14:14 PM  
This wouldn't happen to be sponsored by Kentucky
or Arkansas would it?
2001-10-13 07:00:39 PM  
Hey Ma, it says right on this were spider web page thingy that I can marry counsin Mary Joe even though she is the daughter of the grand pa Kelly and anty May.
2001-10-13 07:03:50 PM  
[sarcasm] incest is the best...

finally, a game the WHOLE family can play [/sarcasm]

2001-10-13 08:12:15 PM  
"Pa, Billy Bob wouldn't have sex with me on our honeymoon."

"Well Thelma Mae, he always did think he was better'n us."

Abbreviated version.
2001-10-13 08:24:41 PM  
just thought of this.....

"dang cleetus, why'dya hafta park so close tuh my parents?"

"now brandine, they's my parents too"

Simpsons rule.
2001-10-13 08:54:09 PM  
Rancor, is that anything like Monopoly?
2001-10-13 09:27:01 PM  
Hey ya know what they say, closer the kin, better the skin.....uhhh
2001-10-13 11:20:20 PM  
Jeez. You'd think they'd point out somewhere on the site that the children of consanguinous couples are at serious risk of ending up with mental retardation, physical deformities, banjo playing, or royalty.
2001-10-14 09:59:41 PM  
You guys farkdotted that site. Domain server isn't even working anymore!!
2001-10-15 12:13:28 AM  
Was workin' for me..

Why go down the street when you can go down the hall? - CousinCouples
2001-10-15 12:14:25 AM  
That's the site that was workin' for me. Not goin' out with my cousin. That ended bitterly.. ;)

(a joke, for all those who didn't realize it)
2001-10-15 10:15:19 AM  
The sound of an Arkansas girl losing her virginity.." Take it easy Dad, your crushing my smokes."
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