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(Foobies)   In other news, somebody keeps statistics on the number of times Oktoberfest visitors hit each other in the face with beer mugs. And the number is rising   (thelocal.de) divider line 85
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2010-09-24 10:03:15 AM  
What about the milk jugs?
 
2010-09-24 10:24:37 AM  
img148.imageshack.us

What someone who hasn't been hit in the face with a beer mug might look like.
 
2010-09-24 10:39:13 AM  
www.thelocal.de

The first picture in TFA is outstanding.
 
2010-09-24 10:54:22 AM  
Getan in einem.
 
2010-09-24 10:56:51 AM  
Did you think it was going to go down?
 
2010-09-24 10:56:55 AM  
"One of the reasons is an excess of alcohol consumption," he added, explaining that this often leads to conflicts.

Mr. Romero I presume?
 
2010-09-24 10:57:07 AM  
www.beerhelps.com

i luvs octoberfest
 
2010-09-24 10:57:12 AM  
BEER TO THE HEAD!
 
2010-09-24 10:57:28 AM  
LittleBlondeJug: The first picture in TFA is outstanding.

That chick's got some amazing grip strength...
 
2010-09-24 10:57:55 AM  
www.uncoached.com

oktoberfest, too
 
2010-09-24 10:58:34 AM  
brazil4tour.com
 
2010-09-24 10:59:07 AM  
PsyLord: LittleBlondeJug: The first picture in TFA is outstanding.

That chick's got some amazing grip strength...


I was thinking the same thing.
 
2010-09-24 10:59:16 AM  
Damn! Note to self: always refresh before posting.
 
2010-09-24 11:00:11 AM  
www.red-hot-tips.com
 
2010-09-24 11:00:19 AM  
t1.gstatic.com

And Leon is getting Larger
 
2010-09-24 11:00:44 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-09-24 11:01:51 AM  
www.red-hot-tips.com
 
2010-09-24 11:01:52 AM  
yup...

www.funthemedpartyideas.info
 
2010-09-24 11:02:53 AM  
www.red-hot-tips.com
 
2010-09-24 11:03:27 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-09-24 11:04:07 AM  
PsyLord: LittleBlondeJug: The first picture in TFA is outstanding.

That chick's got some amazing grip strength...


Do they really short change the customer that much? The head on those mugs look as though it occupies 40% or more of the mug.
 
2010-09-24 11:04:37 AM  
www.red-hot-tips.com
 
2010-09-24 11:06:10 AM  
PsyLord: PsyLord: LittleBlondeJug: The first picture in TFA is outstanding.

That chick's got some amazing grip strength...

Do they really short change the customer that much? The head on those mugs look as though it occupies 40% or more of the mug.


Well she does give pretty good head....
 
2010-09-24 11:06:20 AM  
PsyLord: PsyLord: LittleBlondeJug: The first picture in TFA is outstanding.

That chick's got some amazing grip strength...

Do they really short change the customer that much? The head on those mugs look as though it occupies 40% or more of the mug.


Too much head?
 
2010-09-24 11:06:22 AM  
zerkalo: BEER TO THE HEAD!

NA NA
 
2010-09-24 11:06:24 AM  
And of the 15 cases, I'm sure 14 of them were tourists who can't handle their beer.

But the suggestion to use safer plastic steins was vehemently rejected by organisers five years ago. Their argument? Drinking beer out of plastic cups is simply sacrilege and Bavarian beer requires a vessel befitting its status.

Beer in plastic cups is blasphemy and it's unthinkable at Oktoberfest
 
2010-09-24 11:07:07 AM  
PsyLord: Do they really short change the customer that much? The head on those mugs look as though it occupies 40% or more of the mug.

Beer that isn't natty light often has head.

But no, the mugs have a line that show 1 liter and the liquids pretty close to that.. for 10 bucks a beer it better be.
 
2010-09-24 11:07:51 AM  
GoodOmens: Well she does give pretty good head....

can handle giving 6 at a time no less. i love her.
 
2010-09-24 11:08:33 AM  
PsyLord: Do they really short change the customer that much? The head on those mugs look as though it occupies 40% or more of the mug.

The line at the top is the 1L mark, filled to the top would be about 1.2L or so.
 
2010-09-24 11:08:40 AM  
PsyLord: PsyLord: LittleBlondeJug: The first picture in TFA is outstanding.

That chick's got some amazing grip strength...

Do they really short change the customer that much? The head on those mugs look as though it occupies 40% or more of the mug.


Head??? Mugs??? What in the world are you talking about?
 
2010-09-24 11:08:48 AM  
Yay!!! Oktoberfest Fräulein threadinstoden!

\Commences wacky dance accompanied by 12 accordions
 
2010-09-24 11:09:46 AM  
Based on my experience at Oktoberfest last year, I don't think this will be a problem. Unlike in the US, Jackasses were not tolerated at Oktoberfest. Most of the trouble was caused by drunk tourists who either couldn't handle their beer, or people who were looking to cause problems.

Our German hosts were kind and gracious, and I never had any kind of negative interaction.
 
2010-09-24 11:11:06 AM  
Andrew Wiggin: oktoberfest, too

Hey. There's no beer on your image. Stop spamming the thread.
 
2010-09-24 11:11:38 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
/she needs some nail clippers and a filer
 
2010-09-24 11:13:21 AM  
image.shutterstock.com
 
2010-09-24 11:14:24 AM  
"One of the reasons is an excess of alcohol consumption," he added, explaining that this often leads to conflicts.

rlv.zcache.com
 
2010-09-24 11:16:48 AM  
In each of those 15 cases the recipient of the face-mugsmashing had just ordered a bottle of Corona.

Oop, 16 now (probably).
 
2010-09-24 11:16:50 AM  
And the number is rising

It'd be difficult for the number to drop, unless you can unhit somebody.
 
2010-09-24 11:17:30 AM  
Beer and Boobies!
Happy Friday Everyone!
 
2010-09-24 11:17:44 AM  
And we have our friday T&A&B thread!
 
2010-09-24 11:19:18 AM  
Make me chuckle every time:

i545.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-24 11:19:26 AM  
S-Bizzy: And we have our friday T&A&B thread!

Yay!
 
2010-09-24 11:20:20 AM  
Alice, who the fark is Alice?
 
2010-09-24 11:22:43 AM  
cracklecdn-zoovy-2.simplecdn.net
 
2010-09-24 11:23:57 AM  
German girls......oh ya! Maybe Hitler was on to something with the breeding thing. Ya! only the blond , blue eyed, big titty ones.
 
2010-09-24 11:24:39 AM  
comps.fotosearch.com

/pretend she's holding a beer
 
2010-09-24 11:25:23 AM  
S-Bizzy: And we have our friday T&A&B thread!


Why are there no hot dude threads?
 
2010-09-24 11:29:14 AM  
RedEmily: S-Bizzy: And we have our friday T&A&B thread!


Why are there no hot dude threads?


98.7% of farkers are dudes. If you want some pictures just ask, but your insurance better cover eye bleach.
 
2010-09-24 11:33:21 AM  
RedEmily: S-Bizzy: And we have our friday T&A&B thread!


Why are there no hot dude threads?


Why every thread is a hot dude thread where us male farkers post, don'tchaknow
 
2010-09-24 11:34:15 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

OM NOM NOM!
 
2010-09-24 11:36:06 AM  
PsyLord: PsyLord: LittleBlondeJug: The first picture in TFA is outstanding.

That chick's got some amazing grip strength...

Do they really short change the customer that much? The head on those mugs look as though it occupies 40% or more of the mug.



It is the mark of a good German beer

HEAD
The foamy, white layer on top of the brew after it is poured into a glass. The head is made up mostly of proteins, dextrins (see Sugars) and carbon dioxide. A good head is considered essential in a quality German beer.

Link (new window)
 
2010-09-24 11:37:36 AM  
RedEmily: S-Bizzy: And we have our friday T&A&B thread!


Why are there no hot dude threads?


Don't you know?! All you have to do is look up "lemon party".
 
2010-09-24 11:39:50 AM  
RedEmily: S-Bizzy: And we have our friday T&A&B thread!


Why are there no hot dude threads?


There are no women on the Internet.
 
2010-09-24 11:40:55 AM  
TheRevHairless: PsyLord: PsyLord: LittleBlondeJug: The first picture in TFA is outstanding.

That chick's got some amazing grip strength...

Do they really short change the customer that much? The head on those mugs look as though it occupies 40% or more of the mug.


It is the mark of a good German beer

HEAD
The foamy, white layer on top of the brew after it is poured into a glass. The head is made up mostly of proteins, dextrins (see Sugars) and carbon dioxide. A good head is considered essential in a quality German beer.

Link (new window)


Thank you for the education.

Now I know that head is a good thing.
 
2010-09-24 11:41:51 AM  
fark the casbah: RedEmily: S-Bizzy: And we have our friday T&A&B thread!


Why are there no hot dude threads?

Don't you know?! All you have to do is look up "lemon party".


He speaks the truth. Be sure to check it out if you are feeling the need for a particularly juicy man.
 
2010-09-24 11:41:52 AM  
My wife has a number of coworkers that visit from Germany. Often times when they are out here we take them out to dinner, and a complaint I have heard from more than one is that the beer doesn't have enough of a head here in the US. Not really a complaint, i guess, more that they were surprised by it.
 
2010-09-24 11:42:04 AM  
inapcache.boston.com
 
2010-09-24 11:43:11 AM  
stabby13: My wife has a number of coworkers that visit from Germany. Often times when they are out here we take them out to dinner, and a complaint I have heard from more than one is that the beer doesn't have enough of a head here in the US. Not really a complaint, i guess, more that they were surprised by it.

Maybe your wife should give them head.
 
2010-09-24 11:43:59 AM  
fark the casbah: RedEmily: S-Bizzy: And we have our friday T&A&B thread!


Why are there no hot dude threads?

Don't you know?! All you have to do is look up "lemon party".


i51.tinypic.com
 
2010-09-24 11:44:11 AM  
LittleBlondeJug: TheRevHairless: PsyLord: PsyLord: LittleBlondeJug: The first picture in TFA is outstanding.

That chick's got some amazing grip strength...

Do they really short change the customer that much? The head on those mugs look as though it occupies 40% or more of the mug.


It is the mark of a good German beer

HEAD
The foamy, white layer on top of the brew after it is poured into a glass. The head is made up mostly of proteins, dextrins (see Sugars) and carbon dioxide. A good head is considered essential in a quality German beer.

Link (new window)

Thank you for the education.

Now I know that head is a good thing.


I'm going to get a flack for this, but that's a bit too much head for me.
 
2010-09-24 11:44:49 AM  
LittleBlondeJug: Now I know that head is a good thing.

Except the head I am geeting now ===> none
 
2010-09-24 11:46:16 AM  
LittleBlondeJug: stabby13: My wife has a number of coworkers that visit from Germany. Often times when they are out here we take them out to dinner, and a complaint I have heard from more than one is that the beer doesn't have enough of a head here in the US. Not really a complaint, i guess, more that they were surprised by it.

Maybe your wife should give them head.


Ba-zing! And be sure to post pics when she does.
 
2010-09-24 11:49:16 AM  
RedEmily: Why are there no hot dude threads?

i939.photobucket.com

There. Now quiet, the men are talking
 
2010-09-24 11:52:23 AM  
stabby13: My wife has a number of coworkers that visit from Germany. Often times when they are out here we take them out to dinner, and a complaint I have heard from more than one is that the beer doesn't have enough of a head here in the US. Not really a complaint, i guess, more that they were surprised by it.

At a crowded bar in the US you'll bump into 5 people on the way back to your table and spill everywhere if it's filled to the top. I also wouldn't be surprised if some cheapskate bar owners buy pint glasses that are not a full pint. At least in Europe there is a line that tells you where .33L .5L or 1L is
 
2010-09-24 11:52:53 AM  
PsyLord: I'm going to get a flack for this, but that's a bit too much head for me.

Witch!
 
2010-09-24 11:54:51 AM  
Say, I know it's slightly off topic, but could someone post pictures of attractive Oktoberfest bar girls in traditional outfits which expose their cleavages? Thanks!

/oh, and beer
 
2010-09-24 11:57:09 AM  
Let me know when it starts lowering
 
2010-09-24 11:59:54 AM  
Cheron: RedEmily: S-Bizzy: And we have our friday T&A&B thread!


Why are there no hot dude threads?

98.7% of farkers are dudes. If you want some pictures just ask, but your insurance better cover eye bleach.



Well, I was talking about good looking dudes, not farkers.
 
2010-09-24 12:01:39 PM  
RedEmily: Well, I was talking about good looking dudes, not farkers.

+1
 
2010-09-24 12:04:10 PM  
Was at Oktoberfest at Mainstrasse Villiage in Covington, Ky last week and had a great time. I'll be going back next year.
 
2010-09-24 12:06:30 PM  
RedEmily: Well, I was talking about good looking dudes, not farkers.

well played
 
2010-09-24 12:07:30 PM  
Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: Well, I was talking about good looking dudes, not farkers.

well played


Seconded.
 
2010-09-24 12:11:04 PM  
Cheron: 98.7% of farkers are dudes. If you want some pictures just ask, but your insurance better cover eye bleach.

i939.photobucket.com


Sorry, less talking, more German girls
i939.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-24 12:11:37 PM  
Oktoberfest this weekend in Irondequoit (Rochester) NY any farkers goin?
 
2010-09-24 12:20:25 PM  
RedEmily: Why are there no hot dude threads?

www.rangebuzz.com
There ya go!
 
2010-09-24 12:21:25 PM  
LittleBlondeJug: Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: Well, I was talking about good looking dudes, not farkers.

well played

Seconded.


but i'm a sexy beast
 
2010-09-24 12:22:15 PM  
RedEmily: S-Bizzy: And we have our friday T&A&B thread!


Why are there no hot dude threads?


www.evilhell.net

/Only german dude I could think of...
 
2010-09-24 12:24:44 PM  
GoodOmens: RedEmily: S-Bizzy: And we have our friday T&A&B thread!


Why are there no hot dude threads?



/Only german dude I could think of...


They don't have to be German.
 
2010-09-24 12:33:13 PM  
RedEmily: GoodOmens: RedEmily: S-Bizzy: And we have our friday T&A&B thread!


Why are there no hot dude threads?



/Only german dude I could think of...

They don't have to be German.


So not this?

www.tahja.com

but this?

www.ohlalaparis.com
 
2010-09-24 12:42:05 PM  
GoodOmens: RedEmily: S-Bizzy: And we have our friday T&A&B thread!


Why are there no hot dude threads?



/Only german dude I could think of...


ofwnow.com
 
2010-09-24 12:43:29 PM  
i939.photobucket.com

i939.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-24 01:03:52 PM  
RedEmily: Well, I was talking about good looking dudes, not farkers.

Beefcake threads tend to not only pull in farkettes but the rainbow parade and us unicorns, since we're rare breeds on here it doesn't happen often.
 
2010-09-24 01:07:34 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: RedEmily: Well, I was talking about good looking dudes, not farkers.

Beefcake threads tend to not only pull in farkettes but the rainbow parade and us unicorns, since we're rare breeds on here it doesn't happen often.


Makes sense. Fark has gotta be 90% male which explains all the fascination with boobies here.
 
2010-09-24 01:38:38 PM  
stabby13: My wife has a number of coworkers that visit from Germany. Often times when they are out here we take them out to dinner, and a complaint I have heard from more than one is that the beer doesn't have enough of a head here in the US. Not really a complaint, i guess, more that they were surprised by it.

Just have your wife give them some head....Problem solved

did I misunderstand the issue?
 
2010-09-24 04:37:37 PM  
PsyLord: I'm going to get a flack for this, but that's a bit too much head for me.

Stick with your Natty Light and Milwaukees Best then.
 
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