What if none of my pains are cute? Some of them may even be obtuse.

Taleya: Well *duh*

//Whacks off as often as possible when back goes


Chiropractor first...then whack off.

That's my health care plan.

But does subby think of me when he touches himself?

I touch myself

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Has anyone tried the "thermal grill illusion" mentioned in the article?

It's really neat.

I'm touching myself right now, so I'm getting a kick...

What about his/my/our wrist's?

fap?

/fap
//fap fap fap

i'm not feeling any pain right now.

stopped by for the O'Donnell and Elders references. Leaving smirking.

Elders - before her time

O'Donnell - way past her time. the 16th century was years ago.

coco ebert:



Vibrator goes where?

fireandashes36: What about his/my/our wrist's?

Your wrist's what?

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I had to give that up. It was killing my back from hauling the carpet shampooer to the dining room.

Not carpal tunnel pain.

Old news... There's a scientific study around here somewhere, but the basic gist of it is this:

What happens is your touch provides a pleasure force against the acute pain in a very careful balance.

Now, when you're not in pain and you touch yourself, the excess force gets channeled into a random kitten. Of course, they can't handle a "human's worth of pleasure force," and it ends up killing them. Sad.

No wonder we don't see anyone with chronic pain around here

coco ebert: /does not approve

So she's screaming in chronic pain in that pic? Makes sense now.

So now submitters are paying the mods off for a green light? This article is fu*king retarded and unreadable.

Epic Fark Fail.

Ron T Davenport: So now submitters are paying the mods off for a green light? This article is fu*king retarded and unreadable.

Epic Fark Fail.

lol n00b

Impasse: Ron T Davenport: So now submitters are paying the mods off for a green light? This article is fu*king retarded and unreadable.

Epic Fark Fail.

lol n00b

lol DiCk

HighZoolander: What if none of my pains are cute? Some of them may even be obtuse.

I'll be in my bunk... easing the pain.

Ron T Davenport: So now submitters are paying the mods off for a green light? This article is fu*king retarded and unreadable.

Epic Fark Fail.

You come to Fark read the articles? I'm here for the pics...

/which are quite weak, recently.

youcannotbecargo: Ron T Davenport: So now submitters are paying the mods off for a green light? This article is fu*king retarded and unreadable.

Epic Fark Fail.

You come to Fark read the articles? I'm here for the pics...

/which are quite weak, recently.

Good point. The stripper thread on Wednesday raised the weekly average however.

I am at work right now so I guess I will just have to take the pain at least until lunch.

Andrew Wiggin: i wish they'd green another stripper thread, i have many more pics to post that i didn't get a chance to on wednesday

I'm loving the new more lax rules. Its Fark circa 2k5 again

This works pretty well for migranes, actually.

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Fabulous

Andrew Wiggin: glad i was gone for a couple years and missed the apparent nazi regime.

Drew got drunk and had a moment of clarity

We can thank Johnny Walker apparently

So that's what "comfortably numb" actually means.

/Insert awesome guitar solo here.

Andrew Wiggin:

i wish they'd green another stripper thread, i have many more pics to post that i didn't get a chance to on wednesday

Somebody get one greenlit, stat!

I'm currently conducting an experiment by abstaining form masturbation. I'm on Day 6. I don't know how far I'm going to make it. I think I'm going a little bit crazy. Even the chicks on the cover of Good Housekeeping make me want to go beat off.

Everytime I see that picture of O'Donnell I want to touch myself.

/oh ya, it goes there