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(Cinematical)   Back in 1991, Tim Burton wrote a poem about Johnny Depp. You can read it here in all it's...glory, I guess   (blog.moviefone.com) divider line 29
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2010-09-23 06:58:52 PM
thats some deep stuff
 
2010-09-23 07:01:20 PM
Was it a Limerick?

/DRTA
//A dark Limerick
///Scored by Danny Elfman
 
2010-09-23 07:09:47 PM
man he wants to suck his penis its obvious. Demon Barber was a terrible film so was Alice. I am through with Tim Burton.
 
2010-09-23 07:11:34 PM
bobtheangryflower.gif

/So lazy.
 
2010-09-23 07:14:47 PM
It is?
 
2010-09-23 07:22:14 PM
My husband and I make up stuff like that with each other all the time, we just call it "drunken babbling that rhymes."
 
2010-09-23 07:28:29 PM
wat
 
2010-09-23 07:33:23 PM
BesiktasBoy83: man he wants to suck his penis its obvious. Demon Barber was a terrible film so was Alice. I am through with Tim Burton.

Sweeney Todd was bad, and Alice was terrible. However, he's had enough previous great movies that I'm not ready to give up on him. He's still no Shyamalan, Scorsese, Eastwood, Penn, or Lucas.
 
2010-09-23 07:37:20 PM
When did Johnny Depp wrap his own head in toilet paper?
 
2010-09-23 07:40:20 PM
DonkeyDixon: BesiktasBoy83: man he wants to suck his penis its obvious. Demon Barber was a terrible film so was Alice. I am through with Tim Burton.

Sweeney Todd was bad, and Alice was terrible. However, he's had enough previous great movies that I'm not ready to give up on him. He's still no Shyamalan, Scorsese, Eastwood, Penn, or Lucas.


Yes there were some good movies but each one seems to get worse. Maybe if I read good reviews I will see another. The last good movie I saw was Kick Ass, very good. There was this one guy that was annoying me I knew him but I didnt then I realized it was Hitler from Downfall .
 
2010-09-23 08:01:13 PM
Have they farked yet?

Will Tim Burton ever stop trying so damn hard to be GOTH and EDGY and WHIMSICALLY DARK and start being a human being of substance?
 
2010-09-23 08:03:52 PM
Forced Perspective: bobtheangryflower.gif

/So lazy.


ncowie.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-09-23 08:35:43 PM
Farking yawn... Sweeny Todd was boring and those kids annoyed the shiat out of me. I didn't see Alice, mainly because of this.. (new window) And Wonka pissed me off to no end...

But I do love NMBC.
 
2010-09-23 08:41:00 PM
BesiktasBoy83: The last good movie I saw was Kick Ass, very good. There was this one guy that was annoying me I knew him but I didnt then I realized it was Hitler from Downfall.


i645.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-23 08:44:16 PM
Wow, that was deep like dirty water.

/back to the Bell Jar I go
 
2010-09-23 09:05:49 PM
ME: That's the best thing he's done since Ed Wood.

VOICE IN MY HEAD: So you liked it then?

ME: No.
 
2010-09-23 09:18:43 PM
Thank you for sharing...I guess
 
2010-09-23 09:27:33 PM
BesiktasBoy83: man he wants to suck his penis its obvious. Demon Barber was a terrible film so was Alice. I am through with Tim Burton.

Alice has grossed $1.02-billion worldwide - and counting. And that kind of terrible gets you a lot more job offers in Hollywood.

So we're screwed.
 
2010-09-23 10:03:33 PM
i1005.photobucket.com

I kid, of course. Betelgeuse is mathematically perfect despite the absence of the always enjoyable Depp.
 
2010-09-23 10:23:01 PM
BesiktasBoy83: The last good movie I saw was Kick Ass, very good. There was this one guy that was annoying me I knew him but I didnt then I realized it was Hitler from Downfall .

www.wearysloth.com
When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider... with a teacosy. Years later, I realised it was not a spider - it was my Uncle Harold.
 
2010-09-23 10:27:22 PM
He has wanted to fark him for a very long time.
 
2010-09-23 10:42:34 PM
That man no longer likes interesting stories. Just interesting sets.
 
2010-09-23 11:09:31 PM
NewsFlasher: That man no longer likes interesting stories. Just interesting sets.

...borrowing Edward Gorey's schtick to death.

/Johnny Depp
//Johnny Depp
///Does whatever a Johnny Depp does.
 
2010-09-23 11:09:56 PM
BesiktasBoy83: DonkeyDixon: BesiktasBoy83: man he wants to suck his penis its obvious. Demon Barber was a terrible film so was Alice. I am through with Tim Burton.

Sweeney Todd was bad, and Alice was terrible. However, he's had enough previous great movies that I'm not ready to give up on him. He's still no Shyamalan, Scorsese, Eastwood, Penn, or Lucas.

Yes there were some good movies but each one seems to get worse. Maybe if I read good reviews I will see another. The last good movie I saw was Kick Ass, very good. There was this one guy that was annoying me I knew him but I didnt then I realized it was Hitler from Downfall .


Dude, what? How could you not love Hitler?
 
2010-09-24 12:15:15 AM
Crudbucket: BesiktasBoy83: DonkeyDixon: BesiktasBoy83: man he wants to suck his penis its obvious. Demon Barber was a terrible film so was Alice. I am through with Tim Burton.

Sweeney Todd was bad, and Alice was terrible. However, he's had enough previous great movies that I'm not ready to give up on him. He's still no Shyamalan, Scorsese, Eastwood, Penn, or Lucas.

Yes there were some good movies but each one seems to get worse. Maybe if I read good reviews I will see another. The last good movie I saw was Kick Ass, very good. There was this one guy that was annoying me I knew him but I didnt then I realized it was Hitler from Downfall .

Dude, what? How could you not love Hitler?




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I love hitler, and hitler loves me!
 
2010-09-24 01:48:33 AM
davezog: BesiktasBoy83: The last good movie I saw was Kick Ass, very good. There was this one guy that was annoying me I knew him but I didnt then I realized it was Hitler from Downfall.

[LOLWUT]


I think he meant to say he saw Bruno Ganz in a movie, but couldn't place where he knew him from and it was driving him crazy. Except Ganz wasn't in Kick Ass. And Kick Ass has nothing to do with Tim Burton. So we go back to LOL WUT?, I guess.
 
2010-09-24 03:39:59 AM
Grelmo: I kid, of course. Betelgeuse is mathematically perfect despite the absence of the always enjoyable Depp.

Whose.
 
2010-09-24 11:10:26 AM
Grelmo: I kid, of course. Betelgeuse is mathematically perfect despite the absence of the always enjoyable Depp.

I damn near kicked your ass until I read your little footnote there.
 
2010-09-24 01:11:59 PM
nomorelurking: Grelmo: I kid, of course. Betelgeuse is mathematically perfect despite the absence of the always enjoyable Depp.

I damn near kicked your ass until I read your little footnote there.


I just realized I spelled "Betelgeuse" like the star and not like the movie. Hehe, I must have been drunk last night.

And FarkinFarker, thanks. I could kick myself for that.
 
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