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(Ohio.com)   As if things weren't bad enough, Christmas isn't coming this year either   ( ohio.com) divider line
    More: Sad, akron, Akron Beacon Journal, intimidation, Car glass  
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11649 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Sep 2010 at 10:49 AM (7 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2010-09-23 08:30:34 AM  
"Ohio.com and the Akron Beacon Journal disable commenting on stories when we believe the feature will be used excessively for anonymous postings that are personal attacks, abusive or hateful. This is one such story."

Ya don't say.
 
2010-09-23 08:40:53 AM  
accused of crashing his car, threatening a motorist with slurs and smashing the man's car windows, police said.

Y'know, I'd be a little on edge, too, if I only came once a year.
 
2010-09-23 08:42:10 AM  
Baker exited his car and immediately began threatening Pittman with an unknown object and shouting racial slurs, police said.

I'm surprised no one called for the Amber Lamps.
 
2010-09-23 08:54:57 AM  
He is also charged with hit-skip and failure to control.

At least he hasn't been accused of failure to check his neck.
 
2010-09-23 10:49:41 AM  
NOT IF JAMES BOND HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!
 
2010-09-23 10:50:19 AM  
That's okay, there's always Hannukah. DREIDELS AND LATKES FOR ALL!
 
2010-09-23 10:51:02 AM  
Thought this was going to be about getting a jump on our annual War On Christmas™ hysteria.

Carry on.
 
2010-09-23 10:51:33 AM  
Christmas may not be coming, but Santa is...

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2010-09-23 10:52:31 AM  
Santa is a mean drunk
 
2010-09-23 10:52:57 AM  
Pittman drives a DODGE STRATUS!
 
2010-09-23 10:53:30 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: That's okay, there's always Hannukah. DREIDELS AND LATKES FOR ALL!



Pffft. Gold coins and socks! Eight pairs!


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/hot like candles
 
2010-09-23 10:54:34 AM  
just rub her clit a little in between thrusts with your fingers
 
2010-09-23 10:56:11 AM  
Goddamn atheists ruin it for everybody.
 
2010-09-23 10:56:54 AM  
Santa pees on the seat
 
2010-09-23 10:57:01 AM  
Just came
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2010-09-23 10:57:20 AM  
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"And call off Christmas!"
 
2010-09-23 10:58:58 AM  
Baker is white, Pittman is black.

Side by side, you are my amigo, Negro, let's not fight!
 
2010-09-23 10:59:04 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: just rub her clit a little in between thrusts with your fingers


I came in here to say this.

/Damn you, Third
 
2010-09-23 11:00:44 AM  
"He is charged with aggravated menacing, vandalism and ethnic intimidation, police said."

Wat.
 
2010-09-23 11:01:32 AM  

pablodolanez: Just came


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yours is better
 
2010-09-23 11:01:36 AM  
No wonder he was so pissed off, he only comes once a year.
 
2010-09-23 11:01:55 AM  
Northern Ohio always got a lump a coal since the 1970s. They won't be getting coal at all after Lebron James left back in July.

The people that live up there are strange folks.
 
2010-09-23 11:04:56 AM  
Festivus for the rest of us!
 
2010-09-23 11:05:44 AM  

Loud_Mouth_Soup: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: That's okay, there's always Hannukah. DREIDELS AND LATKES FOR ALL!


Pffft. Gold coins and socks! Eight pairs!

/hot like candles


Tell him to have some cottage cheese, it'll help settle his stomach.
 
2010-09-23 11:06:56 AM  

RedEmily: No wonder he was so pissed off, he only comes once a year.


you'd think he'd be stocked up on elf porn
 
2010-09-23 11:08:50 AM  
I just finished reading a story about a hitman sent to kill someone who may or may not be Santa Claus. The implication is even blowing his brains out can't stop St. Nick.
 
2010-09-23 11:12:50 AM  
Was the racial slur "ho"? I can see the confusion...
 
2010-09-23 11:14:13 AM  
Good. fark Christmas and the Christaliban. Maybe December will be tolerable now.
 
2010-09-23 11:14:26 AM  
[image from jamesbond.ugo.com too old to be available] is not happy about this.
 
2010-09-23 11:21:20 AM  

CaptainWes: Good. fark Christmas and the Christaliban. Maybe December will be tolerable now.


Do you know how I know I didn't read the article?
 
2010-09-23 11:22:28 AM  
It's always winter, and never Christmas!

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/DRTFA
 
2010-09-23 11:25:59 AM  
Hasn't come yet this year
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2010-09-23 11:40:22 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: just rub her clit a little in between thrusts with your fingers


How're YOU doing
 
2010-09-23 11:48:59 AM  
Santa hates black children. What an Akron Santa Claus might look like:

http://media.ohio.com/images/270*292/john_baker.JPG

-Bashy35
 
2010-09-23 11:50:18 AM  

trekkiecougar: Andrew Wiggin: just rub her clit a little in between thrusts with your fingers

How're YOU doing


what's a happenin' hot stuff?
 
2010-09-23 11:51:24 AM  

Bashy35: Santa hates black children. What an Akron Santa Claus might look like:

http://media.ohio.com/images/270*292/john_baker.JPG

-Bashy35


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2010-09-23 12:15:31 PM  
A 1998 Dodge Stratus with $500 damage is totalled.

/Totally?
//Totally.
 
2010-09-23 12:41:39 PM  

Coconice: A 1998 Dodge Stratus with $500 damage is totalled.

/Totally?
//Totally.


A 98 Stratus with a full tank. Empty tank somewhat less.
 
2010-09-23 12:53:09 PM  
Excellent.
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2010-09-23 12:54:50 PM  

Coconice: A 1998 Dodge Stratus with $500 damage is totalled.

/Totally?
//Totally.



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2010-09-23 01:01:45 PM  
 
2010-09-23 01:12:19 PM  
Everyone gets so worked up, just because Santa asked the guy he hit "Hey, whats up, my ninja?" in an intimidating voice.
 
2010-09-23 02:50:06 PM  
Hrm, Akron-area trifecta in play

/ a place I do not miss
 
2010-09-23 03:30:39 PM  
So no Christian holidays this year...

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2010-09-23 04:39:56 PM  
As if things weren't bad enough, Christmas isn't coming this year either...

Disagrees.

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2010-09-23 04:48:20 PM  
Pretty tame farkin other than the pic of Father Time Christmas... just a few Denise Richards pics, no "that's racist" kid, no gold-paint-huffing 'shop of the beard... geez.
 
2010-09-23 04:49:55 PM  
Note to self, there's a strikeout tab in the editor. d'oh
 
2010-09-24 04:48:27 AM  
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2010-09-24 09:44:33 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: pablodolanez: Just came

yours is better


Who's that???
 
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