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(Fox News)   America's accidental sweetheart, a girl with no discernable talent, is on the cover of two magazines, charges $20k to make an appearance, has her own line of hair products, and get this, a book deal   (foxnews.com) divider line 134
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2010-09-21 10:58:07 AM
So it's not because she's an alchol-soaked cumdumpster with huge tits and low self-esteem?
 
2010-09-21 11:03:51 AM
How is that Oompa-loompa skank anyone's "sweetheart"?
 
2010-09-21 11:36:59 AM
*point and laugh at the USA*
 
2010-09-21 11:46:30 AM
another headline about gabba.. gabororay sibobeay? uh.. precious?
 
2010-09-21 11:46:48 AM
Well, accidental as in she looks like a wreck.
 
2010-09-21 11:46:58 AM
Anyone know a good real estate agent in Canada?
 
2010-09-21 11:48:35 AM
PLEASE GO AWAY.
Sorry.
 
2010-09-21 11:48:41 AM
Her aspect-ratio is always off.
 
2010-09-21 11:48:42 AM
Does accidental mean "completely on purpose due to relentless media coverage spoonfed to morons that need to be told what to like"?
 
2010-09-21 11:49:03 AM
Is Fox news ever right about anything?
 
2010-09-21 11:50:54 AM
Just ignore her she'll go away
Snooki
FARK! You just gave her five more minutes
 
2010-09-21 11:52:43 AM
She knows how to write?
 
2010-09-21 11:53:06 AM
Sickening.
 
2010-09-21 11:54:03 AM
Who cares?
The magazines in question are down grades from People.
It's not as if she's on the cover of US News & World Report.

She'll go away soon.
 
2010-09-21 11:55:41 AM
America's Sweetheart? Fox, really? Have we sunk so low?

Fox, you have done enough. Have you no sense of decency sirs, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?
 
2010-09-21 11:57:11 AM
HenryFnord: So it's not because she's an alchol-soaked cumdumpster with huge tits and low self-esteem?

My favorite combination of virtues.
 
2010-09-21 11:58:22 AM
No she's not.
 
2010-09-21 11:58:22 AM
"Accident" implies no one is to blame
i146.photobucket.com
Someone has to go down for this shiat!
 
2010-09-21 11:58:44 AM
Not in Philadelphia. I was there when she showed up at the Philly Wing Bowl (just google that if you don't know what it is).

The minute they introduced her and she came waddling out of the tunnel, the placed roared with boos and hate, and she was pelted with garbage.

I was proud to be a Philadelphian that day.
 
2010-09-21 11:59:30 AM
Hope you save that money darlin'. You gonna need it later.
 
2010-09-21 11:59:58 AM
To stop these monsters, 1-2-3,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee
(Guarantee void in Tennessee)
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!

/light-years from obscure
//DNRTFA
 
2010-09-21 12:01:34 PM
Sonofa biatch..... this is why we can't have nice things.
 
2010-09-21 12:01:54 PM
ChuckC: Not in Philadelphia. I was there when she showed up at the Philly Wing Bowl (just google that if you don't know what it is).

The minute they introduced her and she came waddling out of the tunnel, the placed roared with boos and hate, and she was pelted with garbage.

I was proud to be a Philadelphian that day.


Seconded. That skank would be pelted by aluminum bottles if she appeared at a Phils or Eagles game. They might sodomize her with one of those bottles too. Or tase her. Or some dude from Cherry Hill might vomit on her. There really is no limit to how we can take this inhuman garbage and debase, defile and downright damage the cum gargling whore.
 
2010-09-21 12:07:12 PM
And yet Fox tirelessly pimps Sarah Palin, who's like four squats lower on the chain of being.

Please. Get serious.
 
2010-09-21 12:07:23 PM
I, for one, want to have dirty sex with her.
 
2010-09-21 12:09:56 PM
Does anyone here really believe that orangutan of a she beast knows how to type, let alone write a farking book?
 
F42
2010-09-21 12:13:36 PM
Cheeseweasel: Fox, really? Have we sunk so low?
Fox, you have done enough. Have you no sense of decency sirs, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?


I don't understand the question.
 
2010-09-21 12:19:37 PM
Twenty-seven posts and none of that sweet stuff? You're slipping, Fark.

www.nypost.com
 
2010-09-21 12:21:51 PM
theotherbilly: Does anyone here really believe that orangutan of a she beast knows how to type, let alone write a farking book?

Chapters will be 140 characters or less, but plenty of emoticons so that you can feel her message.

Can you imagine helping a buddy move in 10 years and finding a book by Snooki in one of the boxes?

Just Arrived: Hope you save that money darlin'. You gonna need it later.

Are you kidding? Talent like this doesn't just show up every day... she's an institution in the making. Have you ever heard of a little actor called Danny Bonnaduce? Heiress apparent!
 
2010-09-21 12:22:26 PM
I'm sorry, did they refer to her as "unique" and "comfortable in her own skin"? Hooray for opposite day!
 
2010-09-21 12:23:02 PM
wpmulligan: Twenty-seven posts and none of that sweet stuff? You're slipping, Fark.

Some people are born gay. Some are traumatized into it. I think I've found the cause of case "B."
 
2010-09-21 12:23:39 PM
I present to you the continuation of idiocracy, everybody
 
2010-09-21 12:24:24 PM
and another article perpetuating this crap.
 
2010-09-21 12:25:01 PM
wpmulligan: Twenty-seven posts and none of that sweet stuff? You're slipping, Fark.

Who wants to see that shiat?

t0.gstatic.com

Similar hairstyle worn better?

t2.gstatic.com
 
2010-09-21 12:25:28 PM
Bigtimmy: I, for one, want to have dirty sex with her.

Seconded. I wouldn't wear a condom either.

/sure if serious
 
2010-09-21 12:25:33 PM
wpmulligan: Twenty-seven posts and none of that sweet stuff? You're slipping, Fark.



Is it me or does she look more like a 40 year old cougar in that pic than a young lady.
 
2010-09-21 12:27:55 PM
HenryFnord: So it's not because she's an alchol-soaked cumdumpster with huge tits and low self-esteem?

As she gets older and people continue to pay attention to her, she will evolve into an alcohol-soaked cumdumpster with low tits and huge self-esteem.
 
2010-09-21 12:27:59 PM
ChuckC: Not in Philadelphia. I was there when she showed up at the Philly Wing Bowl (just google that if you don't know what it is).

The minute they introduced her and she came waddling out of the tunnel, the placed roared with boos and hate, and she was pelted with garbage.

I was proud to be a Philadelphian that day.


Damn near 100% of the time you guys prove to the rest of the nation that our hate for you is justified.

You have just redeemed your entire city by a small amount.
 
2010-09-21 12:28:58 PM
ChuckC: The minute they introduced her and she came waddling out of the tunnel, the placed roared with boos and hate, and she was pelted with garbage.

It's Philadelphia. The crowd would have booed and pelted Jesus with garbage, if that's who they brought out.
 
2010-09-21 12:32:45 PM
The media is responsible for this garbage. They are too powerful. Period. No one wants to see her. If people tune into the show, I am sure it is not to see her. The quote from the article sums it up best:

"Watching Snooki on Jersey Shore is just like what people did in the old days-they went to freak shows," DiMino charges. "Freak shows certainly were well attended and people paid money to see them. It's a sad thing, but I think that Snooki is being used in that way because she's obviously a train wreck. She's out of control. There's no redeeming value to her actions. She's crass and she's vulgar"
 
2010-09-21 12:33:06 PM
Accidental sweetheart? Seriously?

Can we just go with 'Accident' and leave it at that?

Honestly who is getting paid to spin the image of that nasty fat little pig?
 
2010-09-21 12:33:24 PM
I hate all of you that watch that show.
 
2010-09-21 12:35:13 PM
I'm pleased to say that I have no idea what a Snooki is, what she looks or sounds like, or why anyone would like or hate her.

/and it's not because I don't own a TV
//because I do
///I just don't watch garbage programming
 
2010-09-21 12:35:34 PM
Not gonna lie, Id hit it. Yeah she is a beast and fake looking. I still like something about her, and I bet she can suck the chrome of a trailer hitch.
 
2010-09-21 12:36:35 PM
ChuckC: Not in Philadelphia. I was there when she showed up at the Philly Wing Bowl (just google that if you don't know what it is).

The minute they introduced her and she came waddling out of the tunnel, the placed roared with boos and hate, and she was pelted with garbage.

I was proud to be a Philadelphian that day.


This. The only day I've been proud so far.

/kidding
//or am I?
///Actually I didn't know who the hell she was then
 
2010-09-21 12:38:41 PM
She is so hard to look at. That is one fugly trollette.
 
2010-09-21 12:39:10 PM
Have never watched "Jersey Shore", if it wasn't for Fark I'd have no idea who this thing is.

//all about "Hoarders" man
//show trips me the heck out every dam time I watch it.
 
2010-09-21 12:39:24 PM
ChuckC: Not in Philadelphia. I was there when she showed up at the Philly Wing Bowl (just google that if you don't know what it is).

The minute they introduced her and she came waddling out of the tunnel, the placed roared with boos and hate, and she was pelted with garbage.

I was proud to be a Philadelphian that day.


No batteries?
 
2010-09-21 12:40:43 PM
Also:

Philadelphia has enough of a litter problem. Keep Jersey trash in Jersey.
 
2010-09-21 12:42:10 PM
poot_rootbeer: ChuckC: The minute they introduced her and she came waddling out of the tunnel, the placed roared with boos and hate, and she was pelted with garbage.

It's Philadelphia. The crowd would have booed and pelted Jesus with garbage, if that's who they brought out.


Incorrect sir.

You have to follow how this went down. Its 5 AM, your drunk off your ass (from being up all night drinking) and at an eating competition in the Flyers/Sixers arena. They introduce all of the fatasses there to stuff there faces with wings, who are all followed with a procession (mostly their friends and strippers), followed by the Wingettes (all local strippers). These all receive loud drunken cheers, especially the strippers.

In between the rounds of the wing competition, the strippers entertain us, doing those things strippers do. Instead of more strippers, at one of these points they introduce Snooki.

Poor, poor, poor decision. Crowd gets angry really fast, and they let the biatch have it. Smuggled in beer cans and bottles go flying. She tries to ride the mechanical bull that the strippers were riding, and falls on her ass. More boos and things thrown at her. They cut their losses at that point.

And Snooki had the guts to say on an interview fark Philly that day.
 
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