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(Some Guy)   You take your religious observance and cram it up your ass   (brooklynpaper.com) divider line 111
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2010-09-20 03:02:24 AM  
Hear, hear.
 
2010-09-20 03:03:39 AM  
I always heard Jews were too tight-assed for these types of things.
 
2010-09-20 03:07:43 AM  
+1, subby.
 
2010-09-20 03:07:49 AM  
Wow. this is just full of win on so many levels.

bravo subby.
 
2010-09-20 03:15:43 AM  
It occurs these guys are taking this crap way too seriously.
 
2010-09-20 03:18:19 AM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2010-09-20 03:20:13 AM  
I like my coffee how I like my women.

Anally.
 
2010-09-20 03:29:53 AM  
That's just not kosher.
 
2010-09-20 03:41:14 AM  
God: So, I'm looking over your records here...

Dead Guy: Uh-huh...

God: And it says here you ingested some caffeine during Yom Kippur. And it clearly says-

Dead Guy: Oh that! Actually, that was a slow-released amount that entered my bloodstream because I shoved a suppository up my ass right before the service! Pretty neat, huh?

God: Uh,...well, you know...HMMMM. *facepalms* ...just go through the gates.
 
2010-09-20 03:45:17 AM  
That's crazy. People are weird.
 
2010-09-20 03:58:52 AM  
crapeine
 
2010-09-20 04:36:02 AM  
TommyymmoT: I like my coffee how I like my women.

Anally.


I like my coffee how I like my women...

...ground up and in the freezer.
 
2010-09-20 04:43:52 AM  
Skail: TommyymmoT: I like my coffee how I like my women.

Anally.

I like my coffee how I like my women...

...ground up and in the freezer.


I like my coffee how I like my women.

weak and sugary
 
2010-09-20 04:49:41 AM  
Take your medications and your preparations and ram 'em up your...
 
2010-09-20 05:10:47 AM  
how very unorthodoxed.
 
2010-09-20 06:22:42 AM  
Farked already? Dead link for me.
 
2010-09-20 06:24:14 AM  
Looks Farked.

Ah well.
 
2010-09-20 06:24:46 AM  
I like my coffee how I like my women

Black, strong and getting me up in the morning
 
2010-09-20 06:26:10 AM  
Preparation Hasidic?
 
2010-09-20 06:35:58 AM  
Link F'd in the A?
 
2010-09-20 06:47:02 AM  
Wut
 
2010-09-20 06:47:43 AM  
Original article farked.

Similar article (new window)

/ Did not read original.
 
2010-09-20 06:49:53 AM  
Magic_Button: I like my coffee how I like my women

Black, strong and getting me up in the morning


Black and bitter.
 
2010-09-20 06:51:57 AM  
img148.imageshack.us
 
2010-09-20 06:53:43 AM  
I like my coffee how I like my women


I like my coffee how I like my women, hot and black.
 
2010-09-20 06:55:37 AM  
Whatever.Isn't the whole idea to atone for your sins and suffer a little bit?
 
2010-09-20 06:56:06 AM  
How pathetic.
 
2010-09-20 06:58:10 AM  
i488.photobucket.com

"We're supposed to do it the old fashioned way-I wouldn't advise ass cramming suppositories. We wanna keep Jews in the synagogue and not in the bathroom."
 
2010-09-20 06:58:37 AM  
Link

/Guilty pleasure
 
2010-09-20 06:59:00 AM  
I like my coffee how I like my men:

...cold, bitter, and a bit past its prime.

/not really
//any way is good
 
2010-09-20 07:04:09 AM  
IBreakdance2NIN: any way is good

img138.imageshack.us
 
2010-09-20 07:08:57 AM  
OnmyojiOmn: IBreakdance2NIN: any way is good

[buttsecksowl.jpg]

What?

Why are you looking at me like that?

o.O
 
2010-09-20 07:15:04 AM  
Before you make fun of this, please try to fast for 25-26 hours. That means no food, and no water. Then, also ad in lots of standing in one place, sitting, then standing with the occasional bow.
 
2010-09-20 07:19:11 AM  
myspamhere: Before you make fun of this, please try to fast for 25-26 hours.

Ummm no thanks.


LOL they shove stuff up their butts.
 
2010-09-20 07:19:39 AM  
myspamhere: Before you make fun of this, please try to fast for 25-26 hours. That means no food, and no water. Then, also ad in lots of standing in one place, sitting, then standing with the occasional bow.

You have to endure something before you can mock it?

FARK THAT!
 
2010-09-20 07:22:38 AM  
I like my men like I like my coffee.

Ground up and stored in the freezer for preservation.
 
2010-09-20 07:23:20 AM  
I fasted for 30 hours in college once. Was allowed water, but nothing else. Didn't really bother me. We timed it so it ended at 7 PM, so we had a big breakfast with eggs and sausage and waffles afterwards.

It was some kind of social protest thing, I forget what. All my friends were doing it.

If nothing else, it actually got me out of the habit of eating regularly. Even today I tend to forget to eat until my stomach starts cramping and I go "oh yeah, need to put something in my face".
 
2010-09-20 07:28:56 AM  
I don't know anyone who would actually use this.

It's certainly not something that Orthodox Jews would be really fond of for the most part. Plus, every frum guy out there knows what to use if he's feeling the effects of not having any coffee during the fast and what he can use as a pick me up:

www.snuffstore.co.uk

/Seriously, someone looking from far ahead enough would think we were all snorting cocaine.
 
2010-09-20 07:30:30 AM  
I like my women how I like my coffee: hot, strong and with a spoon in them.
 
2010-09-20 07:32:11 AM  
Also fasting for 24 hours really isn't that big of a deal (as long as you drank a good amount of water the day before), if you're a man and you're complaining about it, you're either:

- a wuss
- overweight
- an overweight wuss
 
2010-09-20 07:38:06 AM  
I like my coffee how I like my women.

Black and full of cream.
 
2010-09-20 07:42:11 AM  
Tatsuma: - an overweight wuss

Hey!!!

/I'm hungry
 
2010-09-20 07:42:23 AM  
serialkittenkiller: Whatever.Isn't the whole idea to atone for your sins and suffer a little bit?

Most official versions of "Gods" sure as hell don't seem to be all-benevolent beings. They enjoy making people squirm and suffer, and there's that "love me unconditionally..OR ELSE!" thing.

God seems to be nothing that a sadistic child

with a magnifying glass, a sunny day and an anthill,
the one that sticks firecrackers into frogs to blow 'em up
ties tin cans to cat's tails

Hardly a loving being that should be worshiped.

But, go ahead. Get your brownie points for your imaginary sky pixie, as long as you don't force me to join in.
 
2010-09-20 07:44:04 AM  
myspamhere: Before you make fun of this, please try to fast for 25-26 hours.

There are Chinese kids working in chicken-processing plants just so I don't have to do stuff like that.
 
2010-09-20 07:46:54 AM  
Magic_Button: I like my coffee how I like my women

imported from a third-world country inside a container ship.
 
2010-09-20 07:47:09 AM  
myspamhere: Before you make fun of this, please try to fast for 25-26 hours. That means no food, and no water. Then, also ad in lots of standing in one place, sitting, then standing with the occasional bow.

Just doin all that craziness is worthy of making fun of...

/may the sauce be with you, Ramen
 
2010-09-20 07:48:33 AM  
Day_Old_Dutchie: God seems to be nothing that a sadistic child

If God made me write like you, I'd be mad too.
 
2010-09-20 07:54:44 AM  
TommyymmoT: I like my coffee how I like my women.

In your lap with lots of cream?
 
2010-09-20 08:05:45 AM  
I like my coffee how I like my women.
 
2010-09-20 08:08:40 AM  
Shakin_Haitian: I like my coffee how I like my women.

Extra large and Columbian?
 
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