This is so beyond old... why does this have a green light?

Are we gonna have a green light for LOL cats next?

Um, what?

How is it that this hadn't been submitted in 2006?

Subby just get internet today?

It's a cool site, but Will It Blend is hardly new.

Blockages in the intertubes? Reminds me of that McRib I ate 2 months ago, that only came out last week!

What do laser pointers, cross-country skis, light bulbs and an iPhone 3G all have in common?

all found in subby's rectum?

Damn I woke up in 2007

That's fresh, subby! Have you seen the dancing baby????!?!!?!!?/

FarkinFarker: That's fresh, subby! Have you seen the dancing baby????!?!!?!!?/

Badgers badgers badgers!


/ we don't need no stinking badgers.

pope183: What do laser pointers, cross-country skis, light bulbs and an iPhone 3G all have in common?

all found in subby's rectum?

HA!

I love the unbridled animosity on this site when someone farks up.

/I would have went with 'All found in subby's mom's rectum'

But the real question is...will it MICROWAVE? (new window)

Wasn't there a "Will it Deep Fry?" site out there at one time?

Yeah, but will Mickey eat it after?

'Will it blend' never gets old.

"Don't breathe this!" When he says that, it's like he's telling us to be safe about blending consumer electronics in the comfort of our own homes.

There's a video on youtube of some idiots that run a plumbing supply website watching the "Will it blend" panel at E3. The Blendtek dude tries to blend a rake and the blender gets jammed. The dudes filming said "OMG GET THIS UP ON YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW ROFL ROFL ROFL" as if the Blendtek had somehow failed because it couldn't blend a rake. Dude, I use it to make smoothies.

tankjr: 'Will it blend' never gets old.

"Don't breathe this!" When he says that, it's like he's telling us to be safe about blending consumer electronics in the comfort of our own homes.

There's a video on youtube of some idiots that run a plumbing supply website watching the "Will it blend" panel at E3. The Blendtek dude tries to blend a rake and the blender gets jammed. The dudes filming said "OMG GET THIS UP ON YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW ROFL ROFL ROFL" as if the Blendtek had somehow failed because it couldn't blend a rake. Dude, I use it to make smoothies.

You can make smoothies with a blendtek blender? Huh. I guess I might try that, all these powdered iPhones are making me kind of sick.

/not to mention the cost

Really? People haven't seen this?

best one ever is the "BRAND NEW" IPAD

"It won't fit in the blender... so we'll just bend it in half"

Subby probably hasn't seen this either (new window)

I have one of these blenders so I'm getting a kick...

They are awesome, btw.
Normal blender: .5 horsepower motor.
Heavy Duty blender: .75 horsepower motor.
Blendtec blender: 3 horsepower.

I would like to see
Will It Blend? Non-Newtonian liquid

What subby may look like

nobius: Subby probably hasn't seen this either (new window)

Or the Jesus one maybe. +1 to you, sir, that was some heady nostalgia there.

They're also not nearly as exciting as they seemed like they would be when you first saw someone else using them. But you probably knew that four years ago too.

I saw a Blendtec blender in a deli in Dublin one time.

averagejoe42: Keys don't blend.

That's why I have the new Fooderator (new window)!

/still have my Vomit Whip

This is a much more awesome video of stuff getting blended:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Seriously, how did this get greenlit?

Other things subby may find new and exciting:

lolcats
This Rick Romero guy
fire

Maybe this was submitted from India, where those 400 million n00bs are about to get online.

eclectus: They are awesome, btw.
Normal blender: .5 horsepower motor.
Heavy Duty blender: .75 horsepower motor.
Blendtec blender: 3 horsepower.

How is it at disposing bodies? Do you kinda just blend them up and pour them down the drain? Do you have to pulse it, or can you just set it to smoothie and let it run?

I have an, err, friend that wants to know.

PolarBoy: Maybe this was submitted from India, where those 400 million n00bs are about to get online.

Oh god

I used to support broadband connectivity in developing countries but I never though about billions of n00bs.

On the other hand, India has a geek-oriented culture so I think they'd catch on fast... with some cultural alterations

/maybe Cowurday instead of Caturday
//saying "Laughter OL" would also be legitimately funny with an Indian accent
///was Manmohan Singh REALLY born in India? Wher his birth certificat?
////Manmohan Singh was born in what is now Pakistan because India hadn't been partitioned yet. That's the joke.

bahknee: This is so beyond old... why does this have a green light?

Are we gonna have a green light for LOL cats next?

over in three, although I've been meaning to see if they have any new videos as of late so there's the plus in thanks for the reminder fark.

bahknee : Are we gonna have a green light for LOL cats next?

Where have you been?

OF COURSE WE ARE

Nobody tell subbie about Zombo.com.

Vodka Zombie: Wasn't there a "Will it Deep Fry?" site out there at one time?

Yeah until they burned their house down.

Hey, subby, check THIS (new window) out, I bet you'll enjoy it.

What do laser pointers, cross-country skis, light bulbs and an iPhone 3G all have in common?

They all have lousy reception?

Bill_Z_Bub: I double dare 'em

Even better: